American and Canadian Idiot.
Thank you to Anonymous person and Guest for suggesting American Idiot, and a double thanks to Guest for also suggesting Canadian Idiot (as soon as I found out that was an actual song I was definitely going to do it) Slight FACE Family in this chapter because I love them all, not 100% sure if I prefer the Nordics or not. Anyway on with the show, I hope you enjoy.
There was an intense atmosphere in the Ally Meeting, but no one could really explain why. Russia was sat (smiling like usual) with a space of three empty seats around him. England was talking to his imaginary friend- I mean Flying Mint Bunny, France was sat next to him winking at a waitress, and China was on the other side of the table feeding his panda. But it was only when England caught sight of his former colony that he knew where the tension was coming from. America was sat at the head of the table, arms crossed and a frown on his face. He seemed to be glaring at the other end of the table, but when England glanced back no one was there.
"America?" England called, catching the attention of the young nation. "Who are you glaring at?"
"Canada."
"Did you two fall out again?" England asked, kicking into 'Daddy mode'.
"We're not kids!" America pouted. "But yes."
"America stole my pancakes!" Canada said from where England had started to make out his shape.
"Okay." France decided to help England out with the conflict between their children. "Well why don't you two talk things over."
"We could do that." America pondered. "Or we could sing about it!"
England just face palmed in response. "You've been watching Glee again haven't you."
America didn't reply but music started playing from out of nowhere, so that's a yes.
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny
Their stupid monopoly money
Can't take them seriously at all
"This is so stupid America, I only want my pancakes back. Just go and buy me some more."
"I don't think he's going to stop singing until the song stops." France told his son.
"Fine then." Canada sighed and stood up.
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
Don't want to be an American idiot
One nation controlled by the media
Information age of hysteria
It's going out to idiot America
"Canada!" America whined. "How can you say that?"
"Take this as a warning. Don't eat my pancakes, and do not insult hockey!"
A bit of a short one but I loved writing it, if you loved reading it please leave a review, any song suggestions also leave in a review. Next one will probably be Romania and the Numa Numa song, once I found out I actually knew what that song was I knew I had to write it. It will probably be Magic Trio but I'm having trouble starting it, please leave any helpful suggestions in a review if you could. Hope to speak to you again soon. : )