Canadian Please

I've left this story alone for a bit recently so I'm sorry about that. To make up for it here comes a double chapter to celebrate the North American brothers birthdays. Even if Canada's is a tad late.

It was July 1st, Canada's birthday. Nobody actually remembered this though, so the Canadian decided to take action.
"This is it Kuro, I'm finally going to get noticed."

The operation started when the meeting did. The idea was to change everyone's ringtone and then sit back and relax. It was easy enough to change the ringtones, nobody noticed when he walked around, reaching into peoples pockets and pulling their phones out.
Canada didn't change everyone's ringtone, just the people who mattered. His brother was one of course, France and England were the other people he had picked. He decided to ring America first as the mentioned blonde was already boasting about the fact that it was his birthday in three days.

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a deux langues officielles:
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la

The song burst out of the Americans phone, much to his confusion. When the ring ended and went to voice mail the invisible Canadian promptly called England, his former carer.

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be...

Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

So you're thinking to yourself,
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well we've got some steps for you to follow...

STEP 1: Lose the gun
STEP 2: Buy a canoe
STEP 3: Live multiculturally
STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!

The origin of the song began to dawn on people, but Canada still continued with the operation. The last ringtone that he had changed belonged to France, his father figure. The Frenchman seemed to finally understand what the whole thing was about because he was looking at the Canadian, but Canada decided to phone him anyway. Just to finish the song.

We got beavers, caribou and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron...

Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

"Mathieu." France asked the young man. "What is this about?"
"It's my birthday."
"Dude? I'd hate to ruin this touching moment." America said interrupting the moment anyway. "But we have a surprise party set up at my place."
"Really?" Canada asked, hope sounding in his voice.
"Yeah. But you know what's even better?" America asked everyone in the meeting room. "It's my birthday soon!"