Lovino Vargas comes onto the stage. "ok I have been wondering this for awhile now. we all know that cities and colonies are the result of unions between a male and female country. so can some one please explain where Peter Kirkland (sealand) came from? "

Scalia hesitates for a moment before standing. "Well, de best way to explain it is that de stork is summoned, and the stork leaves de baby under a cabbage leaf in the cabbage patch."

Poland jumps up from his seat. "Oh, my, GOD! So Sealand is the original cabbage patch kid!"

Lukas (Norway) shrugged "Sure. Either that, or you can believe that he was formed out of sand, dirt, and water, and they waited for him to come to life through magic."

well now... did not see that one coming... what will happen next...

ideas are welcome!