Barbie Girl
Thanks to RandomReader for suggesting this, I knew I had to write this. Not much to say about this one it's pretty explanatory so on with the show.
It was a strange set of circumstances in the Nordic household, Denmark was drunk. Well that wasn't exactly strange because it happened most days but the unusual thing was the person that was drunk with him. Norway. Iceland had no clue how in Odin's name Denmark had managed to get his brother drunk but it had happened.
Iceland exchanged a look of disbelief with the other two (sober) Nordics. While none of the nations would ever believe that Norway actually got drunk at least it wasn't too catastrophic at the moment. Norway had basically just reverted back to his Viking days, the worst thing he had done was try to behead Denmark with his axe. In the meantime the Dane had just started drunkenly singing and though Iceland would never admit it Denmark wasn't that bad.
"What should we do?" Finland asked. He got a shrug in response from his 'husband' but the youngest Nordic came up with an interesting idea.
"I say we film them."
"We can't do that! If they find out Norway will kill us." Finland exclaimed, even though he was an immortal country Finland still did think that an angry Norway was a scary Norway.
"You mean if they find out." Iceland didn't wait for any agreements from his housemates and turned the TV onto the karaoke channel and got out his phone.
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken.
Jump in.
The beginning of the song and the insanely catchy beat caught the attention of the staggering Dane. Though his eyes were drunkenly hazed over, Iceland could tell that the hamster turning the wheel that was his brain did recognise the song. Denmark then began to sing along to the lyrics that were shown on the screen.
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
What happened next was the strangest though (because all of this was completely normal). Norway started to sing along.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
The two former Vikings continued to sing the rest of the song and even though they might have been drunk they didn't do too bad a job at it. One thing Iceland did know though, this video would get so many hits on YouTube. Norway certainly wouldn't be getting him to call him 'Big Brother' any time soon.
I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh oh Oh oh oh)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Ah ah ah yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party! (Oh oh oh Oh oh oh)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we are just getting started.
Oh, I love you Ken.
The two drunks then performed their legendary finish by both collapsing on top of each other and falling asleep.
"We'd better get them to bed." Finland interrupted the shocked silence.
"That's one idea." Iceland replied. "Or... we could leave them here."
"Yeah let's do that."