"Just because Naruto and I were together before the incident, doesn't mean you have to cry over it." He growled, he knew he would have to be sweet to this girl, she was saying 'My Naru-chan' which meant they were going out. That's what Naruto meant by don't get mad. He thought, staring down at the girl in his arms. He pushed her away, forcing her to face him. "But that doesn't mean Naruto doesn't like you anymore. He could choose you instead. I don't fully understand this Naruto, but you do." She blinked, while nodding.
"He was right, you really are protective of him." She giggled out, feeling him release her and walk away. "So was Naruto good!?!?!? Were you the Uke?" She asked, speeding up to him. She loved the idea of her boyfriend being bisexual, it actually excited her, and he chose a good looking man. Maybe he's also into girl! She squealed in her head. She earned a hateful glare from the Uchiha.
"I am never Uke!" He snapped at her. "And wouldn't you like to know." She pouted, running in front of him.
"Oh come on Sasuke-san, tell me everything. Pweze!" She asked, her eyes becoming big and sparkly. Sasuke just smirked and pushed her away, walking back to the house.
"Go ask Naruto, I bet he'll tell you." He smirked out, leaving her there to pout.
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Slight snores filled the Inn, the night sky beamed it's dark light down onto the two teens that sat on a fence just outside where they're friends were. One teen leaned against the other, a soft sigh leaving it lips. The other wrapped an arm around the waist, keeping them upright.
"You're leaving soon huh?" One teen asked softly, knowing the answer already but could not believe it. Clear sparkles drop from dark eyes, shutting them through the pain. Tan arms wrapped tighter around the smaller one, hearing it sniffle. "Don't leave me. Please. Leave them be, forget them. Stay here with me." Dark eyes opened again to stare up at deep blue ones, that seemed to be filled with sadness. "Please don't leave me."
"I'm sorry." Was all he could say before pulling the other closer to their chest, shirt being soaked by tears, "I do not have a choice." Light, fragile hands pushed away from the dark clothing, releasing the grip. Eyes darted to the tan face, scanning, memorizing. Tears clouded their vision, allowing them to drop freely.
"But you do have a choice!" The smaller one screamed, not wanting to leave. "They can not control you forever!" The voice of the teens softened as Naomi turned down the volume on the television, hearing groans leave the others lips.
"Naomi-chan!" Kiki growled, staring up at her older sister who held the remote in her hands. "Turn it up! It was getting good!"
"Kiki, this movie isn't appropriate for you." Naomi growled, leaning over the couch to face the other ninja who seem to slump in their spots. "Now, who is the one who turned on the television?" She asked, staring at a blonde bushy hair brother, who seem to slump lower in his seat.
"Naruto." Sakura coughed out, only to hear a grunt leave the boy's lips. Sasuke walked over behind Naomi and stared at the screen, quite amused as this is what happened with Naruto and Emiko a few weeks back, right before they left to come back to Konoha. It's been a month, and Kiki had grown a lot in mental wise, due to her new classmates. Kiki's green eyes gazed upon her sister's face, a soft smile stretched her lips, lifting her cheek bones.
"Come on Naruto." Naomi grabbed onto the tan boy's ear, dragging him from his comfortable seat and toward the back of the Uchiha's home. A course they would have to live there, since Naruto's small one room apartment could not hold 2 more people, unless he were to sleep on the couch. Sasuke smirked as his lover was yanked out of the room, his upper body hanging over the backing of his couch, staring at the two green eyed girls that sat, smiling.
"So, Kiki." Sasuke smiled smoothly, his eyes filled with curiosity, his knees bending so just his arms and head were leaning. His pale chin rested on his pale, crossed arms, his smile keeping in place. It had been a few months since he hung out with the small child, he could not resist the small head, cute baby face she still held.
"Yes Onii-chan?" She also grew onto Sasuke, knowing Naruto's relationship, due to an accident in their room back at the Inn, she thinks him as a brother. Her eyes gleamed, remembering every second she spent with the pale male, she could not stop smiling around him. He smirked at how she was seeming to grow anxious of what he was going to ask, only for his gaze to be drawn toward Sakura, who seemed to be smirking.
"What?" He asked innocently, his smirk still in place. Sakura bit her lip, knowing what he was doing, playing their game, what she liked to call 'The smirking game'. She fought to keep her face straight, her lips still on the smirking stage, though her mind was melting away by his beauty. The boy's smirk seem to grow larger as Sakura slowly began to melt away, she wouldn't be able to hold it longer. Kiki darted her eyes between the two before Sakura fell back, giggling like any girl would. Onyx eyes gleamed with victory as his body rose, lifting Kiki with him. "Let's go out and do something today. Looks like Naomi-chan shall be giving Naruto a hard time for a lil while."
"Are you going to make Onii-chan happy tonight?" Kiki asked smiling widely, only to hear Sakura burst out laughing and a snicker leave his pale lips. A slight nod made her squeal in joy, she liked how Naruto was always happy, though she didn't really understand what made him happy, since her mind was so young. She snuggled her head into his hard chest, Sasuke gently kissing her black hair. Yes, he had grown very soft around the girls, his gay side was truly seeping through his coldness. "Onii-chan!! Onii-chan! Let's go see the old Hag!" Kiki announced, hearing a faint laughter from the back of his home, discovering it was Naruto's laughter.
"Sure, let's go see Lady Hokage." Kiki's eyes gleamed then shut, a smile spreading on her lips. Her face was now out of his chest as she hopped from his arms, running down the street and toward the Hokage tower. "Hey Sakura, make sure Naomi doesn't kill him. Kay?" He heard a soft 'Hai' as he shut the door and followed after the girl. Something about her, about the two made him feel like he had a family, especially Kiki. He felt as if he and Naruto had a child, in some strange way, and he had hidden her away.
"No! Kiki! Stop!" Tsunade's voice could be heard miles from the tower as she scream, Sasuke smirking. The two arrived quicker then expected, even after stopping for an ice cream. He enjoyed torturing the Hokage through a hyper 5 year old. "Sasuke!" She screamed as he walked gracefully into the room, to see her red angry face, her hands curled into a fist, nails digging into soft flesh and bone forcing to turn skin white.
"Yes Hokage-sama." He said softly, seeing Kiki peek her head from inside Tsunade's shirt, her head right between her huge, breasts that seemed to have been surgically done. He couldn't help but let a soft, short chuckle leave his lips as he watch the smile widen on the girl's lips.
"Kiki! Out of my top!" Tsunade ordered, thinking the girl would actually listen to her, which a course what 5 year old would. All Kiki did was whine and groan, squeezing the round flesh that was now in front of her, due to turning around. A small scream left the Hokage's lips as the girl continue to squeeze, poke, anything she could do.
"Old hag." Kiki asked, poking the round flesh, "When will I get these. Naomi-chan has them too, though they are like almost flat." Again Sasuke couldn't help but chuckle, though it was true. Naomi-chan flattened her own chest so they would not bother her in combat at least that was her excuse. "And why are your so big? Mommy doesn't even have them this big? What are they anyway? What are they used for?" Tsunade glared down at the girl, then sighed, pulling her from her top and waved her hand at Sasuke, shooing him away.
"I will watch her for awhile, as she seems to be interested in the woman's way. Go screw your boyfriend or something." She ordered as she sat down at her desk, answering the questions slowly as Sasuke walked out. A whole day to himself, something he has not had in a very long time, due to as what Tsunade said 'screw your boyfriend' which he has done a lot lately. It wore him out, which was a bit funny since he was the one who always started the fun. A soft sigh left his lips as his hands shoved into his pockets, his head leaned back, eyes shut, feet moving unconsciously. He wasn't in the mood to look where he was going, or what he was going to do, as long as he could relax a bit, not have to worry about anything, he would be fine.
Meanwhile Naruto was stuck in his and Sasuke's room, Naomi's eyes glaring down upon his tan body, which was mostly his chest, bare as a baby's bottom. His eyes were filled with fear as she continued to glare. "What were you thinking!" She growled in anger. It was the same line she had been saying for about thirty minutes now, he was getting quite irritated over it. Kyuubi continued to yapped about ripping her head off, all the normal killing stuff, though he ignored her. "Naruto! Are you even listening!"
"No." Was his reply, a slick smirk came onto his lips as she grabbed his shoulders, lifting him, mostly because since he had no shirt, it meant no clothing to grab. She had to grab something above the belt. She glared intently down upon him before giving up, dropped him and paced across the room. "What is your problem anyway? Feeling a bit homesick? Missing your gay teacher."
"Shut up. Your gay too!" She snapped, a vein popping out of her temple. Man, she could get pist off at anything. Though Naruto could tell something else was bugging her, and a course he got his answer, from her pulling out a pink note. His name scribbled in the front with the same calligraphy as Emiko. "She sent this from home." She handed it to him as he opened it quickly, reading it's content. Jaw dropped as he reached the last sentence.
"Pr—pregnant!" He yelled out, staring up at his sister, who was sighing. "To think that she's pregnant! It's sorta sickening!" He got to his feet and re-read the letter, making sure he didn't miss a thing.
"I know. Why do you think I'm freaking over the smallest thing the past few days." She said with a soft smirk, knowing Naruto would fume. A course he did.
"YOU'VE HAD THIS FOR A FEW DAYS!!!" He grabbed her shoulders, note still in hand, "Why did you give it to me sooner! I would at least like to talk to her!"
"There's nothing you could do Naruto. She's made up her mind. She's not going to get an abortion. Gosh, that word sickens me." She wasn't a huge fan of the killing of unborn, newly developed children. Knowing that they could have had a wonderful life as a un-wanted child. On second thought, its better to be killed first. ((I'm sorry! Don't hurt me! –cowers in corner-))
"Hmph, damn." Naruto grumbled as he walked out of the room to see Sakura spread out on the couch, a bowl placed on her chest, empty, but had residue of ramen. "Sakura-chan. Did you eat my last box of ramen?" He asked calmly, knowing she probably did.
"Maybe." She smiled in content as she sat up. "So, what's with all the yelling and stuff. I heard something about pregnancy." Her green eyes gazed at the two, who seemed to cringe at the name. "I guess it's not good news."
"It is, just a bit creepy to know." The two bother said in unison. "Keiko is pregnant." Sakura went wide eyed as she heard Keiko's name.
"Eww gross! To think they still do that!" Sakura cringed as the mental image reached her head, Keiko and Kai, rubbing against each other's old bodies. She growled, shaking her at the image and looked at them, seeing the same thing happening to them. "I—I guess it's not that bad."
"Yeah, we get a new brother or sister. Woopy!" Naomi said sarcastically, "Exactly what I need."
"Well, Keiko was sad when you three left her side. She must actually need a kid beside her to keep her well sane. I mean come on! Spending every waking moment with Kai." Sakura smiled out, lifting a photo of Kai, making them cringe, nodding quickly.
"Guess your right Sakura. So, where's Sasuke?" Naruto asked, saying Sasuke's name as sexy as he could, which a course made the girls giggle, they both thought the Uchiha was hot as fuck. He sighed, "Come on! Where is he Sakura?" She said a little louder so his voice could travel through the giggling and actually hit Sakura's head.
"Oh, right Sasuke." She pondered at the thought, wondering what had happened, she was so full of ramen that her mind had shut down. "Oh he took Kiki to see Tsunade." She smiled innocently as a pillow was thrown at her head, pushing her off the couch and onto the hard floor. She rose to yell but it was to late, Naruto was out the door.
--Naruto's P.o.v.—
Once I threw the pillow against Sakura's big, wide forehead I strolled out the front door, my hands shoved into my pocket as what my teme usually does when he's bored. I can't stand being away from him anymore. An entire year away, and now I finally restored all my memories and he hangs out with my sisters the entire time! I cringed at the thought of Sasuke falling in love with Naomi, or even Kiki, laughing and smiling. Shaking the thought out of my head I continued to walk down the streets, getting glares from my wonderful neighbors, who still hate me. Apparently they were thrilled when I supposedly died, not the best reunion when you return. I noticed a few girls staring at me, a cold breeze hitting against my chest, I forgot a shirt….again. Heh, I didn't care, it helped get Sasuke in the mood.
"Onii-chan!" I heard the voice, the voice of pain and humiliation. I ducked as my sister flew over my head, trying to plow me to the ground, yet again. "Why don't you have a shirt on?" She asked curiously. Yeah, Tsunade must have had loads of fun with her question day. I knelt down beside her and cupped her face within my palms, taking in a deep breath. I lowered my lips to her ear, whispering softly so no other could hear.
"I'm getting Sasuke into the mood. Don't tell him Kay?" I could hear her giggle, curling her hands into fists as she backed away. Fists pushed against her chest as she jumped up and down in glee. I knew she liked how happy I was with Sasuke, I bet she gets a lot of secrets from Sasuke as well. I watched her head fly up and down, her body following the same rhythm. All I could do was let a chuckle leave my lips, lifting her over my head so she could sit on my shoulders. "So….where is he anyway?" I asked, seeing he was no where in sight.
"I don't know. Old Hag made him leave when I started talking about Old hag's breasts." I could hear her tone change at the word, something I wasn't a huge fan of. Though I could imagine Sasuke having breasts, and myself a course, due to my wonderful technique that gets just about every straight guy.
"Is that so. I guess you learned a lot about the female body." I looked up to see her eyes were shut tight, a huge smile was spread across her now rosy cheeks. Was she suddenly embarrassed on the topic now knowing what they were? "Hey Kiki, how about we go to the hot springs?" I asked softly, making sure no one would hear. I could hear the squeal within her chest growing, awaiting to be released.
"Oh please Onii-chan! Please!!!" And the squealing began, a course the piercing headache had begun to ring from my ears to the center of my brain, rattling it. I could only smile, actually it seemed to never leave my lips, I could never have a frown around this child. And thanks to her, she stole my title as 'Konoha's Number 1 most Hyperactive Ninja'. I envied her, I loved the title, though I was made a fool for it, and she wasn't. I grumbled at the memories and before I knew it, we were in front of the woman's springs. I took in a deep sigh as I walked in beside her, seeing the woman in charge glare at me.
"No men allowed." She growled viciously at me. I walked up to her and knelt down beside her.
"And why is that? I can not leave my young sister here." I could see her glare down upon me, a course she knew who I was, as almost every manager did.
"Naruto. You do not have a sister. I know you returned with sisters but you still can not come." My blue eyes suddenly caught Kiki on the table, staring at the woman.
"I will not be left alone without my Onii-chan. And what's the problem. He can turn into a woman." I blushed at that, a lot of the woman here knew about my technique, "And he's with my other Onii-chan. He can not touch a woman. He says it's yucky." And here comes the embarrassment. No one knew of me being gay, or saying woman are 'Yucky' which was true, since I did say it one night when Hinata came to me.
"Alright. Naruto, you can only stay in your jutsu so the other woman will not freak out." I could tell I was gleaming as I grabbed onto her hands, shaking them, Kiki copying.
"Thank you." I could tell she was smiling under her hard mask, but maybe that is because I am smiling my ass off. I suddenly felt myself being pulled toward the back by my now happy sister, hearing giggles leave her lips. "Hold on Kiki. I have to change first before the women see me." I laughed out, loving how hyper she was now. I loved making her happy, I love seeing her happy. She suddenly stopped and stared up at me, her eyes filled with happiness and that same smile was spread across her lips. I smiled as I placed my hands into the correct position, allowing them to freely move into the jutsu before I saw nothing but smoke. "Ready." I said, very girly as I grabbed a towel and wrapped it around me. Through the years even my sexy no jutsu aged, so a course I was instead of a 16 year old girl, I was around 18.
"Ha Onii-chan! Now you have breasts." Again with saying the word differently, I should have to hurt Tsunade if she scarred her. Again she grabbed onto my hand and dragged me toward the springs, stripping her clothes and wrapped a towel around herself, sadly, it was the guy way. I knelt down to eye length with her and pulled up the towel, seeing her greatly confused. "Onii-chan, why you pull my towel up?" I couldn't help but laugh.
"Because you're a girl, and that's the guy way. Sheesh, I guess Naomi-chan didn't show you anything to be a girl." I could see her smile and run toward the wall, hanging her clothes up high. Giggling reached my ears as I turned my tan head to see the numbers of women swimming, and a course I couldn't help but laugh. A sudden low giggle reached me as I looked toward the edge, to see a fairly familiar woman sitting with a pad of paper. "Kiki, go talk to some of the woman." I ordered, hearing her laugh and walked into the water. My feet strolled toward the woman and sat down. "Mind if I sit here?"
"Not at all. Well well, aren't you a pretty girl. Erm I mean woman." I couldn't help but smile and look toward her. "You seem familiar though, have we met?"
"I think so Jiraiya." A sudden hand grasped over my mouth, silencing me. I was correct, the pervy sage himself learned my technique.
"Hush it kid. I'm gathering data." Was all he said before releasing my lips. "So, how do you like my new look." She stood and spun around, showing me her goods. I stared up at the silver hair and the soft red lines that ran from her eyes to her cheeks.
"Sorta obvious Pervy Sage." I said smirking, standing up to poke the lines on her face. "I mean, anyone who knew your male side would notice this." I could see her smirk, nodding as her eyes darted to the side and move a step back. I blinked, hearing my name being called, the voice becoming louder. Great, Kiki has decided to plow me again.
"Onii-chan!" She yelled my name again, launching onto my left side, cheek rubbing against my shoulder like a cat. I could see eyes staring at us as she just called her big brother. I could hear Jiraiya snickering at how my sister continued to rub me as a cat. "Onii-chan. Onii-chan." She continued to call my name, I knew she wouldn't stop till I replied.
"Yes Kiki, what is it? I'm a bit busy talking to an old sensei." I could see her smile as she launched off my shoulder and onto Jiraiya, knocking her to the floor. "There ya go Kiki, glomp him." I only laughed as she rubbed against him the same way she had done to me.
"Naruto….get this girl off of me!" I could hear him struggle to get out of the water as Kiki kept him down. I was very amazed how she could even keep him down onto the floor as she does with me. I looked behind me to see every woman staring, well glaring. I sunk down onto the water and watched Jiraiya continue to struggle.
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A/n: Sorry it took me forever to update. School has been a pain and plus I got hooked on the Twilight Series. So yeah. But I made this chapter longer then the rest. And as you can tell, I um sorta made bigger paragraphs due to me reading an actual book. Review please
A/n #2: Okie dokie well I sorta finished like yesterday morning but Fanfiction was being mean. It wouldn't allow me to update it at all till well now! I'm so sorry it took me forever and I hope you enjoy the chapter. Please give me ideas! I'm dying out on Ideas and I must resist going to the lemon cause well I never finish those. Please help meh!