"Onii-chan!" She yelled my name again, launching onto my left side, cheek rubbing against my shoulder like a cat. I could see eyes staring at us as she just called her big brother. I could hear Jiraiya snickering at how my sister continued to rub me as a cat. "Onii-chan. Onii-chan." She continued to call my name, I knew she wouldn't stop till I replied.
"Yes Kiki, what is it? I'm a bit busy talking to an old sensei." I could see her smile as she launched off my shoulder and onto Jiraiya, knocking her to the floor. "There ya go Kiki, glomp him." I only laughed as she rubbed against him the same way she had done to me.
"Naruto….get this girl off of me!" I could hear him struggle to get out of the water as Kiki kept him down. I was very amazed how she could even keep him down onto the floor as she does with me. I looked behind me to see every woman staring, well glaring. I sunk down onto the water and watched Jiraiya continue to struggle.
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Sasuke's Pov
I sat at my old spot, where our team once stood, waiting for our lazy ass teacher to get here. I remember the days as if it were yesterday, Naruto being his usual, painful self, and Sakura, trying to win me over in just about anything. I remember gazing at Naruto, acting if he were being annoying, when actually I would be adoring him, trying to memorize every part of him, something I can do now without fear of being punch in the face. I laughed softly, my dark eyes gazing up toward the arch where Kakashi used to appear, saying one of his lame excuses.
"Sorry, I lost my way on the road to life." I repeated him, almost able to see him crouching down to stare upon our small, childish bodies. His dark eye gazing upon our pink, blue, and orange clothing, a soft smile lying beneath his mask that hid his true identity from us. I never really figured the reason for it, though I did have my theories, sticking to the very last one I came up with.
He did not want his enemies to know who he was, a course all the other theories were the ones Naruto seemed to come up the time I left the hospital after Itachi knocked me out for what was it, days. Well the entire time Naruto was gone at least. I remember the first time I saw Kakashi's sharingan, how shocked I was, how frightened I was as memories ran through my thick skull, the day that ruined my life. I could feel my head being clouded as the old memories ran through.
My eye lids slowly molded together as I listened to the small stream that ran under the bridge, the slippery rocks glided along the current, tapping one another. It was relaxing, something I did not have in such a long time. My life has always been hectic, even when the Uchiha clan was alive, I just never seemed to have a peaceful life like…Naruto. No, Naruto doesn't have a peaceful life either, due to him have the Kyuubi within him so he's hated by all…and he now has two lives. I don't know how he does it.
I could hear foot steps of something rather large, but I could determine the chakra easy, Akimichi Choji, a long time friend. I opened my onyx eyes to his chubby face in front of mine, red swirls drawn onto his cheeks, for some unknown reason that I have not uncovered yet. I couldn't help but smile back, sitting fully up, only to feel him fully pull me up.
"Come on Lazy Bum." I was very curious now, wondering what he had in plan for me. "We have stuff to do." He began to walk away from me. I was getting more curious by the minute as I followed behind him, observing his body language, though I got nothing out of him. I had to ask.
"Where are we going?" I could feel, hear him chuckle out of amusement.
"We're going to the girl's hot spring. I have info that someone important is there." I could hear the amusement in his words, something was defiantly up. I followed him until he walked into the area, seeing the woman at the desk glare upon him, but then melt once she met me.
"Hello Mr. Uchiha." I could see her brain was melting upon my existence. "You may go ahead." It seems like anyone would allow me anywhere now a days. I followed the boy until we hit the spring, Kiki's voice immediately hit me, her body jumping on top of another woman.
"What? Why is Kiki here?" I stared at the woman who was sitting beside Kiki, her eyes memorized me just as much as Naruto's did. I could see Choji's lips curl up into a smile, eying me.
"Thanks Sasuke, now I know who I can be with."
"Wait, you only brought me so you can come inside?" I asked, my sharingan showing it's face. I could only see him smile sheepishly as he walked away from me. "How annoying." I said accidentally, making Choji smile, I didn't notice that I used a line that Shikamaru used constantly. He strolled as I walked beside the hot spring as the woman Kiki seemed to be jumping on finally was released.
"Onii-chan!" Ah, one of the names Kiki seemed to have given me, brings back memories of me using the word but it does not bother me anymore. I watched her green eyes gleam upon me as she crawled out of the water and sat beside me, making sure she wouldn't get me wet. My eyes set upon the two girls, my eyes immediately recognizing Jiraiya as his girl body sat against the rock.
"So, more research eh?" I asked, seeing the blonde one look up at me, the whiskers showing deeply on her cheeks. "And what are you doing here Naruto? Cheating on me." Naruto's eyes widened as he stared at me, waving his…err I mean her hands in front of herself in defense.
"No Sasuke, why would I? And I was about to ask you the same thing." Her voice was just so weird, knowing Naruto, my dobe was within it, almost as if he was trapped in a woman's body. I still had no clue why Naruto even uses the jutsu still, but I guess it does help him in some things. I stared down upon his deep blue eyes, becoming memorize once again, and a course I was well you know…Come on, don't make me tell you, I know you know what I'm talking about. Anyway…
"Choji brought me here so he could get in. I guess he knows my little secret." I softly said as I lifted his…her chin using my index finger, my other hand cupping her right cheek. I brought her face close to mine so I could blow on her ear, "I love you so much Naruto." I could feel her face heat up as blood rushed to her face. He was still so childish, but I couldn't blame him, I did it on occasions.
"I love you too Sasuke." I heard her soft voice whisper into my ear, a soft smile tugged onto my lips. I released her head as I felt Kiki's soft hand tug on my shirt. I looked down at her, smile still in place.
"Onii-chan, why don't you relax in the water as well?" I laughed softly as I rose her onto my lap, making sure her towel was wrapped around securely.
"Sorry Kiki, but I am a man, I can not do that here, in the other spring yes." I could feel Naruto's and Jiraiya's female eyes staring at me, amusement dancing. "So why don't we all go over there. You would have a lot more room to swim Kiki. You would have a lot more fun." I heard Naruto gasp, and Kiki smile even bigger, more then usual. Her hands went toward the other two, pulling, or should I say yanking them out. I could only laugh as they clung to their towels as she dragged them away.
"To the men's spring!" She squealed in excitement. I could feel glares piercing me as I walked beside Kiki. They would thank me later. I bowed to the woman at the desk as we ran to the other side, well I ran due to Kiki not waiting. "Come on! Hurry up!" She continued to yell. She really was one impatient girl. She skid around the corner, flinging the two behind her far to the edge of the hot water. I remember Naruto speaking of that water, it was where he first met Jiraiya, when I was being taught Chidori. The sight of Gaara entered my mind from when he appeared, warning that he was going to kill me at the Chuunin. Hmph, Naruto kicked his ass.
"Sasuke!" It was Naruto's manly voice that snapped me back to reality as I ran into the main room to see Jiraiya and Naruto both clinging onto their towels as Kiki tried to force it off, a course they wouldn't allow her to see their 'Little buddies' but she was pretty strong for her age. I only released a chuckle as I lifted the small girl from behind, pressing my lips against her back, blowing. She squealed and laughed as my cold breath rippled through my lips and onto her back.
"Onii-chan!" She struggled to speak as she laugh, allowing me to continue my torture. I used my free hand to shoo the two away, to escape toward the spring as I kept the girl busy, seeing them comply by running for their lives. I released my lips and turned her around, to see her face was red from laughter. "Onii-chan!" She clung onto me as I settled everything with the manager, who easily agreed due to her young age.
"Now Kiki, do not pull on any of our towels alright. You're too young. But the big man there." I pointed my thumb over my shoulder to signal the man behind us. "Said no one is here, so you may take off your towel to swim if you wish." Her eyes gleamed as she hopped from my arms and ran toward the spring. "Look out now!" I yelled to the others in warning, hearing a 'Hai' echo through. I smiled as I grabbed a towel and slid off my clothes, wrapping the towel around my waist. I could hear Kiki squeal and a smack of flesh hitting water.
"Kiki!" It was Jiraiya's voice that rang as I looked toward the spring to see a soaked Jiraiya and a laughing Naruto who's body was leaning against a rock. I could feel a smirk spread across my face as I snuck up behind him, wrapping my arms around his tan body, feeling him tense up in surprise.
"Gah! Sasuke." He said my voice in such most surprised way, but in a good way. I loved it anyway, no matter how he said it. "You scared me." I smiled as I pressed my lips next to his ear, blowing softly.
"Sorry." I could feel the chill that ran down his back. I heard someone clear their throat and knew exactly who it was, knowing it was manly, Jiraiya. I pried my hands off of Naruto and sat in the water, seeing Jiraiya eye me. "Sorry I love him." I said defensively as I was being glared at. I heard Kiki's voice become louder as my eyes turned toward the girl, to see her standing in front of me. She was clearly a fast swimmer since I could tell from her voice she was on the other side of the hot spring.
"Onii-chan!" She squealed as she hopped onto my head, forcing me to fall completely into the water, "Race me! Race me!" I heard her say through the boiling water. I rose to meet her smiling, red face, I could only shake my head as I noticed the red tinge on her cheeks growing more in color.
"Kiki." Naruto got to it before I did, "Here, you're going to pass out." I could never figure out how Naruto could be so caring when he grew up with a life of hatred. I first lived a caring life, then it became hatred and why did I turn out so fucked up? I never could figure out the reason, I guess it was one of those questions that could never be answered. Like that stupid life question. Ok whatever, I never really enjoyed that question. "Sasuke?" I heard his sweet voice calling out to me as I snapped out of my stupid questioning mind to see him smiling at me, his bright blue eyes staring deep into my dark eyes. "Come on." His warm hand grabbed my cold one, pulling me out of the spring and into a more private one. I could tell where this was going…I think.
Naruto's POV
((Yeah, I know I'm switching around but I suddenly had a great idea. Well it's not mine. I've read it a lot))
I remember feeling sick for awhile, ever since I came back to the village, and I know it was not because I was homesick, or because of the dark aura that seemed to spill from my neighbors, but something deep in my stomach was not right. I even went to Tsunade to see what was the matter, but right now I had to tell Sasuke what I had discovered. I had to pull him away from the Pervy Sage and the annoying brat. I had to tell him, or else he would know from my sudden disappearance.
"Old Hag, can you figure out what's wrong with me? Kyuubi has been telling me some things but I keep thinking she's screwing with my mind….literally." I asked a few days after I arrived back in Konoha, remembering the woman very clearly. Her large boobs that hung over her belt that seemed to push them up, her non-aging skin, not a wrinkle in sight. The blue diamond shape marking that sat upon her forehead to show her hidden chakra that I remember so well from the fight when I was younger. My eyes wandered the room she had placed me in, a chamber in which I remember would trap Shinobi in, only Anbu's can see through, no others.
"No, not yet. Not completely. What has Kyuubi been telling you?" She asked, her voice calm as she ran her eyes across a book, which spine spoke of something of Fox. Was she thinking Kyuubi was causing it? What could Kyuubi do?
"Well, some season." Was all I said before a smirk was placed upon her fine lips. "What?"
"Has it been in your lower abdomen?" I had no clue what she was speaking of, except it was correct, so I just simply nodded. "Have you been panting a lot when you're around a woman? Sasuke?" Alright, it was more toward women, I wanted to pounce on them more then my own lover. I could hear Kyuubi laughing to herself within her sealed cage. I was glad she was stuck behind those cold, metal bars. I loved to taunt her.
"Woman, yes…" I softly said. I hated knowing I would pant, like I was some crazed man wanting to fuck a woman right then and there, I guess it is because I liked women, I did go out with Emiko. "Sometimes around Sasuke….but not as much." I was embarrassed so say this to a woman I thought as my own mother. I heard Tsunade begin to laugh as she pointed to a picture in her book, showing it to me. A course I could hear Kyuubi panting as she saw two foxes mating, making me groan. "Why torture Kyuubi old Hag." I heard myself saying, but it was faint, Kyuubi was fairly loud in my mind. She quickly grabbed another book and flipped it open to show me a picture. It was the same sort of book I got when I was younger, learning my jutsu, and the same I showed to Konohamaru when I taught him it. I felt the same feeling hit my stomach as I stared at the half naked cutie. I felt like Jiraiya as I began to pant, my eyes slitting. I couldn't help myself, I knew Kyuubi was doing something to me.
"Alright then." She quickly shut the book, allowing a loud, air escaping sound echo through my ears, snapping me back to reality, as my mind was a bit elsewhere. "Did Kyuubi pant at the foxes?" I nodded, "And since you did…it means it's mating season Naruto. And since Kyuubi is within you," A finger rose to point at my stomach, where the dark seal laid, Sasuke loved it, "Then it passes onto you. Basically it's like…hmm how can I put this…you're like Jiraiya. You want to see everything, feel everything of a woman. It's not as bad around Sasuke cause well he's a guy and your internal instinct is suppose to be with women so it happens more." I couldn't believe this! I'm going to be thinking all those thoughts all the time now!
"Why doesn't it do it around my family?" It was all I could think of at the moment. I already knew half of the reason, but I was curious if it was true.
"Well its because you're around them all the time. And you think them as family. If you weren't gay, or bisexual it wouldn't affect you anyway. If you were pure human it still wouldn't go with your family cause you're mind would back away, thinking it's the most disgusting thing. Kiki, Ha! You wouldn't even touch her that way because she's so young, she has nothing. And you don't do it toward me cause well, I think you as my son, so you're family." I only nodded through her incredibly long speech, alright it wasn't that long but it was to me. I couldn't help but yawn, only to see another finger point toward me, scolding. "Don't you dare yawn while I'm helping you!"
"Sorry…but what about Kiki. She loves to go to the springs and I'm the one who goes with her cause Naomi is self conscious." It was a serious matter, I didn't want to enter the spring as a woman, suddenly grow back my little Naru and jump a girl, it wouldn't be right. And yes, I named him little Naru. I watched her walk past me to rummage through her cabinet where I know she puts all her medicine and all that other crap in. Including her 'personal' things, I learned never to look in it. Her hands roamed the cabinet before throwing a vile toward me, quickly catching it. "What's this?"
"It's a medication. It will take away the urges for an amount of time. But long though. Just enough to keep you in line." I could only blinked as I stared at the liquid, shaking it around.
"So… how do I take it in?" I asked dumbly. Sasuke and I have 'experiment' a lot, so I did not truly know. I could see her face squish together as her mind race. Sometimes I think she was reading Kakashi's books. I cringe at the thought of his books, my stupid old teacher got me hooked on it.
"Naruto, sometimes you make me wonder." Her finger reached to pinch the bridge of her nose in aggravation. "You drink it. Sometimes I think you should stop hanging out with your boyfriend. He's rotting your mind." I only laughed, "Now Naruto. There is a possibility that you…" She stopped. What was she going to say? Was it something that would be horrible? Joyful? No, something bad, she wouldn't stop if it was joyful. Would she? "That you…" A loud pound hit her door as an ninja walked in, more commonly known as Kakashi-sensei. "Kakashi."
"Kakashi-sensei?" I softly said, a smile on my lips. It's been ages since I've seen my old teacher. "How you been?" I asked. I could swear I could see a small smile show through his dreadful mask. I still wish I could see his face. But no….he has to wear more then 1 mask. I rolled my eyes at my team's attempt to see him.
"Hello Naruto. And I've been fine. Hokage, sorry to bother you but Sakura is here." He said smoothly. Was Sakura really here? She hasn't been around due to hanging out with Naomi, who are now best friends. I love how they can be friends. I don't have to worry.
"Let her in. Here you go Naruto. This is what I was going to tell you." Her hand grabbed a pen as she scribbled onto a piece of paper, folding it as I grabbed it. I nodded quickly before walking out the door, only to see Sakura. I covered my mouth as I began to pant, I hated how I still secretly, barely, liked her. It was a huge mistake. I grabbed the vile and took a small sip, allowing whatever medicine it was to calm my body.
"What is it she had to tell me?" I asked myself as I heard someone sneak up behind me, some silver hair appeared from the side of my eye. "Kakashi."
"So, what was that you just took?" He asked. I knew he knew, he just had that speck in his eye, which told me. His fingers gripped around my note, lifting it. "Ah, the famous note of Tsunade."
"Kakashi, you know very well you know. Now give me the note." I demanded, seeing him open it, laughing. I only glared as I ripped it out of his hands, reading it. My jaw dropped, I couldn't believe it. "You could get pregnant by Sasuke" I read it aloud. I could only hear Kakashi laugh softly as he strolled away as my eyes laid on the bolded words. I quickly ripped up the note, using a small rasengan to destroy the remains. I couldn't believe! It was just wrong! I'll have to warn Sasuke the next time I get alone time with him, then I will disappear until it passes. I can not, and I repeat to myself, CAN NOT let this happen. I am a man, I can not get pregnant, nor will I.
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A/n: Sorry bout the wait. I've been busy in school and all that. Chemistry is killer at the moment and it's hard to do my school work and paint/fix up my room. But not I'm done with my homework yet but yeah. Be glad. Review