A/N so I always see these on fan fiction stories and they all have over a hundred reviews so I'm going to start doing them, maybe it'll get me some more reviews. Shout out time!
AddaBlack94: Thanks, and its okay I know how you feel, I'm probably the laziest person you would ever meet. It's why I have so much time to write these fan fictions.
In the dojo watching Kim and my boyfriend battle it out, that's what I'm doing right now. But don't ask me whose winning I'll be very bias and say that Jack's winning, no offense to Kim.
"Sorry I'm late everybody but I got big news" Rudy announced as he walked into the dojo. "I've been studying acting at the 'even you can act' academy. Turns out… even I can act. My teacher is Dan Lamont, former star of 'Beach Patrol'"
I scrunched my nose "That lame show with the talking dolphin?"
"What are you talking about that show was awesome, including Loretta" Eddy commented.
"That dolphin's all attitude. 'Talk to the fin because the blowhole ain't listening'" Kim quoted to Eddy.
"Dan Lamont's class Is very exclusive. You have to go through an incredibly rigorous selection process"
"By 'rigorous' you mean the free lesson coupon stuck under your windshield wiper?" Jack retorted as I nudged Jerry.
"Can I have a sip" I asked pointing to his water bottle.
He pulled it away "No, get your own"
"Jerry give me a sip" I reached for the bottle but he pulled it back farther, "Jerry!" he started to run away but I was too fast. I jumped on his back and reached for the cup. "Jerry I just want a sip"
"Fine!" Jerry shouted handing me the bottle, I took it and hopped off his back and walked over to the group.
"I'm sorry continued" I told Rudy taking a sip. They all just looked between me and a pouting Jerry. "What? I was thirsty"
"Anyways" Rudy continued "Let me show you guys an exercise we learned in class. It's called improve"
"Improv?" Eddy repeated.
"That's right no script, no problem, just me alone pulling it out of my own brain"
"I'm starting to think watching Jerry and Nikki fight over a water bottle will be more entertaining" Kim quipped.
"Ha-ha" Rudy mocked "Jack be my scene partner"
"Not gonna happen Rudy" Jack shook his head "Acting is really not my thing"
"But you act like Nikki doesn't look like a troll all the time" Jerry said with a scowl my way. I stuck my tongue out at him, maybe it was childish but Jerry was acting like one.
Rudy just ignored us "Don't worry just let my talent drive the train. Okay here's the scene where in a-" he looked back and smiled. He grabbed stack of mats and rolled them over "Where in a mini-mart. And you're the clerk and I'm…" he trailed off again looking around. He took a bucket and put it on his head and grabbed a staff "Ze king of France" he said in a terrible accent. Well, it's probably better than anything I would've been able to do…
"Would you care for a candy bar?" Jack asked "There king sized" jack joked. We all laughed.
"Oui, Oui" Rudy smirked.
"Oh sorry, can't do that here bathroom's broken" Jack joked again, we all laughed again. "If you have to go wee wee, you gotta hold it till you get back to your own throne" Jack joked once again, and we all laughed once again.
"And scene" Rudy said but we all kept laughing "I said and scene" he repeated. But it really was just too funny, for someone who can't act he sure was good at it. "That means the scene is over" Rudy shouted "he didn't even do an accent it's not funny if you don't do an accent" ruddy whined, taking off his bucket and stomping out of the dojo. Jack mimicked Rudy and made me laugh even harder.
"So, what's going on with you and Jerry" Jack asked as we walked towards the dojo.
"What do you mean?" There was nothing going on with me and Jerry.
"I don't know first you fought over the water bottle then Jerry made that comment. It just seems like you two are fighting"
"Jack, were not fighting its just what siblings do, were… bickering"
We walked into the dojo and saw Rudy posing "Uh Rudy what's going on"
"Jack –Nikki- I'm very busy working on my acting career. This is what they call in the biz having my headshot"
"Don't you mean taking head shots" I corrected.
"Same difference"
"hey, is it cool if I practice, I'm really close to nailing a new bo staff routine" Jack said.
"It's awesome" A gloated for Jack, he doesn't do it enough.
"Fine, if you insist on doing karate in this dojo, do it over there" Rudy shooed him. Jack rolled his eyes but complied. Rudy turned on some music to do something he called the many moods of Rudey while Jacks started his routine. It started out good but Jack somehow lost grip and let go of his bo staff, it went sailing over Rudy and smashed right into the camera.
I winced "That wasn't expensive was it?" I asked
"What do you think" Rudy hissed "Jack what were you doing I was in the middle of the forbidden pose"
The camera guy picked up his camera "He just broke my camera; you'll be getting a bill from me Rudy"
"I'm sorry it was an accident" Jack said running over.
"And I'll let you in on a little secret-the forbidden pose is forbidden for a reason"
"Chillax dude, he didn't mean to destroy your camera and there's no reason to take it out on Rudy" I defended.
"Don't tell me what to do princess" he snapped. Princess? Um no, no one calls me princess.
"I'll show you my forbidden pose" I whispered as I rolled up my sleeves. I started to charge and I don't why I expect Jack not to do anything, as usual he pulled me back and let the guy walk out.
As soon as he was gone Jack let go of me "I can't believe this, why would you do that?" Rudy asked Jack.
"the Bo staff just flew out of my hands" Jack tried to explain.
"Rudy" Jerry called as he walked in wherein a suit.
"Sup, monkey face" I nodded at Jerry.
"Nothing much, Wicked witch of the West" Jerry said before he turned to Rudy. I have to say Wicked Witch of the West not bad, I give him props. "Guess whose manager got their superstar an audition."
Rudy smiled "What's the part, I'll do anything even swimsuit work if it's tasteful. Who am I kidding it doesn't have to be tasteful"
"You're auditioning to be Pomegranate man. He's a cape wearing fruit, but with attitude"
Rudy nodded "That I can play"
"You're gonna kill it I hope you get it man" Jack said to Rudy.
"Thanks Jack" Rudy said then looked at me expectantly. It took me a second to realize he wanted me to comment to "um… Audition Pishaw, you basically already have the part"
He smiled "Thank you Nikki"
Jerry tapped Rudy "Yo Pomegranate man has to know martial arts so I convinced the director to come here tomorrow to show him what you can do"
Rudy gasped "This is all happening so fast."
"Man's a star" Jerry said to me and Jack as we just watched Rudy over react about getting apart a talking fruit.
In the dojo Rudy was standing in front of a mirror repeating his line over and over again.
"Be honest I don't look like the wicked witch of the west right Jack" I asked subconsciously touching my nose.
"No" Jack said without hesitation "You're beautiful" I smiled as he kissed my nose.
Rudy repeated his line for the 5th time and looked like his head was going to explode "We should go talk to him" I told Jack he nodded and we ran over.
"Rudy you've got to calm down"
Rudy turned to us "I can't calm down there's so many was to say things"
"I am Pomegranate man" I said in mono tone.
Rudy looked like he was about the cry "Don't rub it in my face Nikki"
"Look, you can't freak out" Jack said to Rudy.
"Yeah, Rudy this is a huge opportunity" I said holding my arms out to show how big the opportunity was.
Jack pushed my arms down "If you need me I'll be right next to you" Jack offered and I nodded along.
Jerry walked in with the director and camera crew "You're gonna love this guy" He said talking about Rudy. "Rudy, this is Terrence your director. And this is Jack and my sister Nikki"
"Sup man" Jack nodded to Terrance as they shook hands.
He then shook my hand "Nice to meet you two" he turned to Rudy "Rudy are you ready for this?"
"I was born Rudy uh, ready"
"Oh no" I muttered.
"Okay, this" he held up a small drink "Is Pomegranate Pow. It's a healthy drink that helps kids perform at their best. So take a drink from the bottle, then say 'Now I'm ready to take on the mid-day drowsies' then show me your best Karate moves"
Rudy took the drink "Let's do this" I sat down on the couch in-between Jerry and Jack as Rudy got into position.
"And Action" Terrance called.
"I'm sorry what do you need me to do" Rudy asked again.
Jerry chuckled nervously "Show him what you can do, Rudy"
"Oh, no, no. I- I got this. Uh" he took a sip of the Pomegranate Pow "Now I'm ready to take on the mid-day drowsies." He tossed Jack the bottle and did a good routine but it kinda lack some spice.
Terrance looked at him for a second "Great work, we'll be in touch"
I jumped up and stopped him "wait! Don't go just yet. Rudy has so much more talent believe me" I turned t o Jack "Fix this.
He nodded and ran over to Rudy and whispered something to him. Jack stood off to the side as Rudy got into position again "I will now demonstrate the scissor roll out dragon tail kick. That'll shut you up" Rudy said not really realizing what he said. He started to do it but froze, he whispered to Jack again and Jack stood up and Rudy looked at him.
Jack took position "Now I'm ready to take on the midday drowsies" Jack said then did the trick Rudy invented. Rudy nodded and went to go repeat it but Terrance stopped him.
"Stop!" he called "Auditions over, Jack you got the part"
I hopped up "What?!" I screeched along with Jack and Rudy.
"You were sensational, we'll see you on set pomegranate man"
Terrance left and Jerry turned to Rudy "Aw, rudy babe that director's an idiot you were perfect for that part." He turned around and threw his arm around Jack "Jack, babe that director's a genius you are perfect for this role"
I turned to Rudy and smiled "It's his loss Rudy" then I ran after Jack and Jerry "Jack! Jerry!"
When we came back to the dojo all the lights were off and I could just make out the silhouette of someone in the corner.
"Why are all the light's off in here?" Jack asked.
"If I knew I'd tell ya" I whispered looking around.
The lights suddenly turned back on and Rudy started to clap, "Bravo. Look who just walked in if it isn't Hollywood's new 'it; boy"
"Rudy why are you sitting alone in the dark?"
"It's only dark because you turned off my star, was it burning a little too bright for you?"
"Rudy I was trying to help you"
"How? By stealing my career?"
"What career, I've had zits that lasted longer than your career"
Jerry laughed "Ha-ha zits. That is fresh and funny"
I slapped Jerry's arm "Stop sucking up Jer!"
Rudy looked at him "Yesterday you told me I was fresh and funny"
"Yesterday Rudy. Yesterday" Jerry and Jack walked out.
"You think what Jack did was wrong too, right Nikki" Rudy looked at me.
I froze, suddenly Jack ran back in and grabbed my hand "My girlfriend, she's on my side" he started to drag me out but what Rudy said stopped him.
"You've always got to be the star Jack. It's why you ruined my photo shoot and sabotaged my audition and took the role that I was born to play. Pomegranate Guy"
"Man" I whispered.
"Man" Rudy repeated louder.
"Rudy, I don't even want to be in that dumb commercial" Jack laughed and started to walk away again.
"Good, because I forbid you from taking it" Rudy, why, why did you just say that.
Jacks topped and slowly turned around "excuse me. You know what now I'm going to do that commercial. And if you have a problem with it, talk to my people. Nikki you're part of my people now" he said as he took my hand and lead me out of the dojo.
"Damn it" I muttered as my bike tire popped, I was already running late to the shoot and now my bike tire is flat. Jack is going to be so mad. I just really hope I get there before it's over and Jack notices I'm not there. I started to walk down the sidewalk after dropping my bike off at the store to watch it. And guess what happened when I was half way there, it started to rain! I usually don't mind rain, but that's when I'm not late for my boyfriends commercial. "Why!" I shouted at the sky before I stomped the rest of the way to building 11 where they were shooting the commercial. What I saw when I got there was interesting to say the least. Jack was in a very puffy maroon suit and I believe it was Rudy who was in the cloud tutu. They started to fight and Terrance kept yelling at them to stop. Then Rudy's cables that were holding him up snapped. I ran over to Jerry.
"What is going on and why is Rudy in a clod tutu?"
"He- why are you wet" Jerry asked pointing to my hair.
"Answer the question" I snapped.
"Fine, jeez. Rudy auditioned for the drowsies got it they did the commercial perfectly until Rudy went off script and started to attack Jack"
"Great" I muttered as I ran a hand through my soaking wet hair.
Rudy started to swin gout of control and knocked down the set until his final cable snapped. Jack quckly swung over and caught him.
"The cable isn't strong enough o hold those two" Terrance muttered.
"Guys, Jack's cable isn't strong enough o hold the two of you" I relayed the message to Jack.
"Hey, Nikki when did you get here" He waved.
"Not the time"
"Jack, let Rudy go you've got more good earning years ahead of you" Jerry yelled at the two.
Jack and Rudy had a very dramatic moment that was getting very irritating "For the love of pineapples, give me that" I took the remote from one of the crew men and steered one of the those rising platforms under htem. "Jack let go"
Jack said something to Rudy them they landed on the plat form, I lowered them down and the rest of the crew men unhooked them. They had a very heart to heart moment and made up.
"Touching moment guys really, but you can get down now" I said to them as Jery and I walked up. They hopped down form the platform and Terrance threw a hissy fit.
"Look what you two have done. Oh, you've ruined my commercial! You're fired" Jack, Jerry and I shrugged and walked out.
I looked around "Wheres Rudy?" I asked. We looked back and he was talking to Terrance "Rudy!" we all shouted and Rudy came running.
When Jack changed out of his ridiculous costume and we got back to the dojo everyone was practicing.
"Sup bad breath" Is aid to Jerry as I walked out of the bathroom.
"Nothing much big feet" Jerry smirked.
"Really, Rat face"
"Hey! I do not have a rat face" Jerry said as he touched his face.
"Ha! I win pay up" Jerry grumbled as he handed me a ten.
They rest of the group walked up "Wait I'm lost what's going on" Kim said.
"I bet Jerry that I could take more insults then him. SO we put some money on it first one to actually get insulted pays the other 10 bucks"
"Well, didn't you complain about the wicked witch comment" Jack asked.
I slowly turned to Jack and glared 'Thanks a lot Jack"
"Whoo! Give it back sister"
"Whatever" I gave him the money back "Meat hands" I stuck out my tongue and Jerry returned the gesture.
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