A/N I got two reviews better then getting none but I think we could get some more. Shout out time!
Guest:Thanks, I thought they were cute too.
AddaBlack94:Thanks I got the water bottle idea from something me and my little brother did. And the whole bet thing is something me and my sister do all the time because she thinks I can't handle her insults. I ended up winning 5 bucks. And yes this chapter will be in Jack's POV. And I guess you'll just have to wait and see what I do to Boo Gi Nights, it's one of my favorite episodes.
Jack's POV
16 hours that's how long I waited in line to get the 'Kung Fu Cop 77" video game. I ran into the school and down the hall looking for Nikki, and the others. When I found them they were standing on the hallway talking about something.
"I got it! Guys, I got it!" I shouted as I skidded to a stop.
"Got What Jack" Nikki asked while she held my arm to keep me from falling.
I smirked "The line at game player was a mile long, I didn't get any sleep but it was all worth it." I held up the game for everyone to see "I am now the proud owner of 'Kung Fu Cop 77'"
"Sweet" Nikki smiled taking the game from me to look at it.
"I know what you have to go through when there's a hot new game on the market. I had to wait two hours when 'French Horn Hero' came out"
"There was a line for 'French Horn Hero'" eddy asked.
"No" Milton sat up on the bench "there was a line of jocks waiting to see who was going to buy it"
"Hey guys" Kim waved as she passed us on her way to her locker.
We all waved before I took the game back from Nikki, "Yo Eddie" Jerry threw his arm around Eddie's shoulders. "I heard Stacey Wiseman in your gym class really likes you"
"She likes me, I'm gonna ask her out"
"Do you even know who Stacey Wiseman is" Nikki asked with her hands on her hips.
"No, but she's a girl and that's my type" Eddie wiggled his eyebrow.
"Don't ask me how I know cause I'm not revealing my sources. Let's just say I know people. I'm dialed in"
"He accidently walked into the girls bathroom and over heard her talking" Kim said turning away from her locker.
"Whatever Kim, the point is I had my ear to the ground"
Nikki chuckled "That's because security tackled you for being in the girl's bathroom, I got it on video." She pulled out her phone and showed us the video; I've never heard Nikki laugh so hard.
Kim threw her jacket into her locker and adjusted this creepy dragon necklace she was wearing. "Whoa Kim, that is the ugliest, creepiest thing I've ever seen in my life. Can I have it?"
"No you can't have it. My aunt Franchise gave it to me some of her jewelry from the 70's. She's staying with us so I have to wear it" Kim rolled her eyes.
Nikki leaned in to get a better look "I think it looks beast"
"Thanks, she calls this necklace 'The Dragon's Eye' and sys it has magical powers" I nodded sounded pretty cool. "She also says she married to the Paul Revere statue at the library so…"
"Alright time for gym class" Eddie said "I'm going to show Stacey Wiseman what I got" he then ripped off his pants.
"My precious eyes" Nikki shouted as she buried her head into my shoulder. I rbbed her back while also trying to keep Eddie out of my eye line.
"My mom says im not going to have these legs forever so baby im going to use them" Finally Eddie walked away.
Back at the dojo after school I was standing by my locker stretching when Eddie walked in.
"Well I got to first base with Stacey Wiseman"
Jerry walked up to him "I told you my sources were right"
"Not exactly we were playing softball. I asked her out and she hit me with first base. Turned out she likes Steve Hubbard"
"That's the guy who stole my bike" Milton said as he polished his French horn
"Why do girls always have to go for the bad boys?"
"I didn't go for a bad boy" Nikki pointed out.
"No, that's because you went for Jack" Milton said. I stopped my stretching; I really hope that wasn't an insult.
"Okay everyone" Rudy called our attention as he walked out with a 'Karate Fancy' magazine covering his face. "I've not shaven for a whole month behold my full-blown manstache" he lowered the magazine. It was something alright; it kinda reminded me of my aunt Connie but with less hair.
I laughed "My aunt Connie has a thicker Manstache"
"Aw it's cute" Kim walked up "like a moldy little shoelace"
"Cute? This is the same mustache that Bobby Wasabi has. It really started to bush out when I tried this"
That was the last thing I heard before I fell asleep, getting no sleep for two whole days isn't the best thing.
"Jack? Jack" I heard Nikki say. I went to go sit up but I guess I fell asleep in my locker because when I lifted my head I hit it on the top of the locker.
"Sorry, I was up all night last night playing 'Kung Fu Cop 77.' You go back in time with Bobby and play a bell-0bottomed super freak. Last night I took out eight ninjas with a disco ball"
"Wait, so you haven't slept for two days now" Nikki asked "Jack, that's not healthy"
"So what? Let's spar Milton"
Milton and I got into position and started and it took him two whole second to flip me. That was not supposed to happen. "Holy Christmas nuts! I don't know what just happened but I think I just became a man. I have to go call my father"
"Are you okay" Nikki asked as she helped me up.
I nodded "Yeah"
"Jack go to my office lie down and take a nap" Rudy told me.
"Rudy, I'm fine tell 'em Eddie"
"Oh no" I looked over and it was actually Jerry. Whoops. "I'm Jerry the good looking one"
"Jack I'm not going to let you spar, it be dangerous. I'm telling you go to my office"
"Rudy you can't tell me what to do"
"Yeah but I can" Nikki took my hand "Now come on your going to lie down and get some sleep. Even if I have to sit in there until you do" she started to lead me to the office. There was no getting out of it now.
"Fine" I gave in. "But I just hope while I'm in there nothing happens to Rudy's secret stash of Cashews"
Rudy gasped "How did you know about my secret stash of- oh the Cashews? Help yourself"
When we were in the office I noticed a stack of CD's the first one I saw was 'Kung Fu Cop 77.' I held it up to Nikki "Whoa, Rudy has Kung Fu Cop 77 it's the movie the game was based off of"
"Jack put it back"
"Please, I just want to watch it then I'll got o sleep, I promise"
Nikki sighed "Fine pop it in" she sat down on the couch as I put it in. After that I layed across the couch with my head in Nikki's lap. Just so you all know watching a movie and having your girlfriend run her fingers through your hair does not mix well with having not sleeping for two days. Sometime during the movie I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to Eddie shouting in my face.
"Get up hair bag!"
I sat up and looked around "Nikki?" she wasn't in the office anymore "Eddie?" it was defiantly him but he had side burns and was wearing a terrible tie.
"It's Chief Eddie to you. If I wanted to stare at a long haired bucket of drool, I'd go home and wake up my wife." Wait wife, Eddie didn't have a wife. "My number one kung fu cop is waiting outside" I looked at myself and saw what I was wearing; it looked like the outfit from 'Kung Fu Cop 77.' I followed Chief Eddie out of the office and instead of the dojo it was filled with desks and people I've never seen before. "It's time for him to meet his new hard headed rookie partner." Wasn't that the line from the movie?
"What are you shouting" I asked Chief Eddie
"It's the 70's everything's loud. Look at your shirt. See loud!" did he just say the 70's, wait am I in the movie. This is so cool.
"There's Wasabi now" he pointed over by the door and Rudy dressed up like bobby came walking in. "Bobby this is your new partner"
"This kid is my new partner. I'm a butt kicker not a babysitter"
"I don't need a baby sitter, pops" if I'm going to be here then I might as well play the part.
"Who you calling pops" Bobby said "I'm old enough to be your father. Oh I see- that actually makes sense. Well, come on, punk. You want a piece of this"
"Yeah, I do, maybe it's time somebody put you in your place"
"Let's Dance" Bobby said and we both started doing these old dance.
"Whoa, whoa, both of you back off" Chief Eddie stepped in between us. "This is a police dojo, not a disco. You two better figure out a way to work together. I'm going to lunch"
"You just stay out of my way rookie"
"You stay out of mine, old man" I said before Kim walked in. Well the 70's version of Kim. This Kim had a huge fuzzy afro.
"My name is Snowflake Jones and I've been robbed" Kim said.
"How can we help you little lady" I asked walking over to Snowflake
"I'm in charge punk" Rudy took Snowflakes arm and walked away "I'll help this kitten who's lost her mitten"
Snowflake stopped "This Kitten has claws" she then snapped one of the tables in half.
"How can I help you ma' am" Bobby asked.
"I can take care of myself. I don't need your jive time muscles I need your badges. Someone broke into my pad and stole my dragons eye necklace"
I picked up a same notepad "Well, we dig. What does your necklace look like" I spun around "Sister"
"Whoa, whoa hold on rookie" Bobby pushed me aside "Let me show you how it's done. What does your necklace look like" he spun around "sister?"
"Gold link chain, gold pendant with a dragon's eye in the middle. My Aunt gave it to me and said ho ever where's it holds great power"
I pulled Bobby aside "A necklace like that falls into the wrong hands it'd be a bad scene. One its owner could use it to take over the world and tow it may not go good with their outfit." My dream world I can say whatever I feel like.
Bobby gasped "okay we'll take it" we said at the same time.
"No you won't" Chief Eddie yelled walking in with a hoagie.
"Come on Chief, the snowflake needs us. We can't let that dragon's eye get into the wrong hands"
"I'm not sending you on a wild goose case. Especially when a wild goose just busted out of the zoo and I need you to chase it. Just stay away from the dragon's eye case or it'll mean your badges" Chief Eddie ordered before he left again.
"Whatever" Snowflake said "I'll find the necklace myself, I thought you two had nun chucks"
"Oh, we have nun chucks sister" Bobby told her before we pulled out ours and threw them behind us.
"I don't care if our jobs are on the line this Snowflake needs our help. We're in" I told Snowflake.
"Hold on punk. I'm in charge and were not in unless I say we're in" Bobby turned to snowflake "we're in"
"Groovy" she said fluffing her hair.
"Well, if we're going to be fighting crime, we need some theme music" Snowflake nodded in agreement.
"For once you're right" Bobby said. He put in a tape and it started to play some mellow music. Seriously?
"Here let me take a crack at this" Snowflake said. She pulled out Bobby's tape and dug through her hair. She pukllled out a different tape and popped it in. Speaking of 'pop it in' when's Nikki going to show up. The tape started to play some dance music "Now that's a groove I an boogey to"
We danced all the way across the street to Falafel Phil's or in this dream it's called the loose lips diner.
"This is the loose lips diner" Bobby told us "It's where all the snitches hang out"
"Yeah, I heard about this place. They have a far out secret sauce"
Jerry turned around to us "It's just Ketchup and mayonnaise with a hint of paprika but you didn't hear it from me." He turned around and one of the worker s hit him with a piece of bread.
"That's La Bocha" Bobby explained "If somebody took your dragon's eye necklace, he'll know"
"I'll get this bird to sing" I started to talk to the bird on my finger but I guess that's not what Bobby had in mind.
"Get out of the way. La Bocha!" La Bocha started to run but Bobby caught him and pushed him up against the wall. "La Bocha I know you know what I wanna know. And I want you to know that I know it, you know?" La Bocha shook his head and Bobby dropped him.
My turn. I walked u p to La Bocha and shoved him up against the wall as well. "Okay LA Bocha are you gonna play along or is my partner here going to have to throw the book at you"
Bobby ran up behind me "I didn't bring my throwing book I thought you were gonna bring yours" Bobby told me. I dropped La Bocha, there goes that plan.
This time Snowflake shoved La Bocha up against the wall "What are you doing Mami?" La Bocha asked.
"Listen sucka, if my dragon's eye necklace falls into the wrong hands, the whole world can be in danger. Can you dig it?"
"Okay, okay, muscle Mama. I got just the girl who can help you"
"Hey granny hands off my brother" A voice yelled from behind us. I turned around and saw Nikki; she had pink and orange streaks in her hair.
Snowflake dropped him. "Summer right on time" he said smiling. "This is my sister Summer she can make anyone talk"
"Help me!" Snowflake repeated "she's probably the one who stole it"
"I wouldn't touch something so fancy class, no offense Hun" Summer said crossing her arms.
"I don't believe you. You probably stole it to get your brother here out of a problem he snitched his way into"
"Hey snowflake" I intervened "Let's no jump to conclusions" I winked at Summer. She giggled and twirled her hair.
"La Bocha knows about the necklace doesn't he" Bobby asked Summer looking like he was ready to fight.
"Hey back off pops. Tell 'em what you know LA Bocha before I have to set them straight" Summer threatened.
"Okay, there's a hot new club downtown called 'The School' word on the street is someone's been flashing your necklace around there.
"Let's go" bobby ordered.
La Bocha stopped us "Wait there's more"
"Once he starts snitching he can't really stop" Summer explained.
"Very true, you don't have to wait and hour after you eat to go swimming and the tooth fairy is just your-"
Bobby cut him off "La-0la-la-la-la"
"Get in the car La Bocha we need you to show us to the school" I demanded taking a step closer, grabbing his collar.
Summer pushed me off 'Hey what did I say about touching my brother"
"Okay, okay" La Bocha agreed "But we're going to try and escape at the first stop light" LA Bocha admitted pointing between him and summer.
"La Bocha!" Summer shouted.
"Sorry, I love snitching too much"
We arrived at the school and walked in to see the hallways crowded with people. "Wow, the school house rocks" Snowflakes said. "Who are all these cats here to see"
"Milty Moondust" Summer told us "the hero of the French Horn"
"He can play notes that sound like a walrus passing gas through a steel drum" La Bocha finished, Summer nodded in agreement.
"My old lady makes the same noise when she bends over to pick up the newspaper. Today's headlines 'Clear the room'" we all just looked at Bobby.
The lights dimmed and none other than Milton came on the stage. Of course it'd be Milton.
"Hello Earthlings. I bring you an interstellar groove" Milty exclaimed. He played his French horn some and every one cheered.
"Look around Snowflake. Do you see your necklace?" Bobby asked.
"There's lots of neck candy, but I don't see the dragon's eye anywhere.
"Hello trying to rock the house here" Milty said as he struggled to get down the stairs in his platform shoes. "I don't come to your house and interrupt you during your groovy French horn solos"
"Can it space boy" Bobby shouted "this is an important police investigation. We're looking for the dragon's eye"
"Oh. Well in that case shows over, Rock and Roll" Milty shouted before he ran away, or tried to run away in his shoes.
Bobby, Snowflake and LA Bocha started to run after him. When Summer did I stopped her "This way"
We ran the other way and ran right into Milty "Okay Milty spill it what are you hiding?"
"I can't hide anything, I'm in spandex" Milty shouted from the floor. Bobby and the others ran over.
"Listen here Mullet, your gonna tell us what your hiding or your horn meets the sharp end of the stick" Summer told him as she picked up his horn.
"Fine I'll talk" Milty caved.
"See told ya she can make anyone talk" La Bocha gloated for his sister.
"Impressive" I nodded. Summer bowed her head a little with a small laugh.
"I saw a dude with your necklace. He asked me to play a private gig later at his lava lamp factory" Milty explained.
"If you know what's good for you-"
"Oh I do" Milty cut me off "Vitamin C, eight hours of sleep, and leafy vegetables"
"Let me finish. If you know what's good for you, you'll take us there"
"Oh yeah that, sure" Milty replied careless "To my spaceship." He turned to us and saw the looks we were giving him "And by spaceship I mean my sister's bike"
When we finally got there after a very painful bike ride it had boxes and crates everywhere. What I didn't expect to be there was Chief Eddie.
"Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in" he said walking up with two girls following him
"Chief Eddie?" bobby said sounding just as surprised as I felt. This is one crazy dream.
"I told you two not to take this case, but you didn't listen did ya?"
"Chief, you're the evil mastermind?" I asked.
"Chief permanently off duty, I've got your necklace" he told Snowflake. "You know why? Because I'm a bad boy"
"You're bad alright, and I don't mean bad in a good way like the kids have recently begun to say" Recently? Oh yeah, 70's duh.
"This necklace gave me the power to get everything I've ever wanted. Money, girls, cars, and my falcon Todo" he held up a fake, stuffed pigeon and begun to stroke it.
"Give it up Eddie" I shouted "It's a stuffed pigeon" Eddie and the two girls gasped and plugged the toys ears. "You've got something that belongs to this snowflake" I pointed to Snowflake.
"We want the Dragon's eye and we want it now" Bobby demanded.
Chief Eddie laughed "You mean this" he held up the necklace "I don't think so" he clapped his hands and all of the sudden ninjas jumped out.
Everyone hid except me Bobby, and Summer.
"Check it out, my sister really knows how to kick some butt" La Bocha told us as Summer started to fight off some guys. At first there were four guys surrounding me and Bobby as Summer kicked one of the ninjas. That's what really started the fight. Bobby and I had this really synchronized fight while Summer kinda did her own thing. A guy came at Summer and I wanted to help but I was too busy fighting off my own ninjas. She dodged him, kicking him in the stomach with a spinning back kick. A guy came lunging at her and she flipped him onto the floor. She went at a guy with a sliding hooking kick, causing the ninja to get wailed in the head two times. A ninja came up behind me "Jack!" Summer screamed and ran over. She grabbed my arm, pulling me out of the way before we both did a sidekick and sent the ninja into the boxes behind him.
"You know Summer you really know your stuff, ever thought about joining the force" I asked.
"This is one girl that can never be tamed" she laughed.
"Not bad for a rookie" Bobby said walking up to us.
"Not bad for an old man" I threw back. We did a hand shake but Summer stopped us.
"Hate to break up the moment but I believe Creepy's getting away"
I climbed up some boxes catching up with Chief Eddie "Give it up Eddie, hand over the necklace" I yelled.
"If I can't have the Dragon's eye necklace no one can" Chief Eddie yelled and threw the necklace over the edge.
"Is it just me or is that thing falling really slow" La Bocha asked.
"No it is" Summer told him.
The necklace landed on a pipe. I started to make my way out to it balancing on a pipe.
"Jack it's too dangerous, that pipe won't hold your weight" Bobby called up to me.
"I know what I'm doing" I yelled back to him.
"Jack, I'm in charge and I order you you off the pipe" Bobby yelled again.
"No one tells me what to do" I yelled back once again. Holding onto some chains I grabbed Snowflakes necklace and tossed it to her. Just then the chains broke and the pipe collapsed.
"Jack" I heard Summer yell as I went falling down into a big pot of Lava.
"I should've listened"
I woke up to Nikki hovering over me "Jack! Jack! Jack wake up!"
I shot up and looked at Nikki then at the others who were gathered around her.
"Oh, I just had the craziest dream" I told them.
"I could tell" Nikki laughed.
"You were there" I pointed to Jerry "You were there" I pointed to Milton "You were there" I pointed to Kim 'And you were there" I finally pointed to Nikki. "And we all had really bad hair… except you Nikki your hair looked kinda pretty"
"Uh, thanks" She chuckled. "Hey, Kim where's your necklace"
"I lost it" Kim exclaimed "My aunt is going to freak out"
"Jack are you feeling any better now that you got some sleep" Rudy asked me.
"Yeah" I stood up "you were right. I didn't mean to disrespect you I was just tired"
"It's cool I'm glad you got a little rest"
Eddie came running into the office "Kim, I found your necklace over at Falafel Phil's" Eddie gave her the necklace
"Thanks" she said sitting down next to Nikki on the couch.
"And the weirdest thing happened, I bumped into Stacey Wiseman and she asked me out"
"Maybe it was Kim's Necklace" Nikki said wiggling her fingers like they were magic.
"Come on guys it's just a necklace" I took the necklace from Kim and sat down on the arm of the couch near Nikki. "It can't have magical powers" I looked down at it and it winked at me, actually winked. "I'm gonna go home, I think I might need some more sleep. Se ya later" I bolted from the office. Today was a weird day.