At some restaurant named Scwharzqueef's Mug 'n Chug.

"Yes, I would like the 'Whore Platter,'" said Heihachi.

"And I would like the headless Chinese immigrant." Nightmare folded his menu.

"Good choice, gentlemen," the waiter said, tapping a bunch of dots on his notepad as he leaves the two.

"So, how in the world did you get sent back again? I mean, Soul Calibur III is already finished." Nightmare looked at Heihachi.

"No idea, actually. I was in the middle of my cooking sessions when all of a sudden, I was about to enjoy one of my ritualistic four hour farts, a green light sucked me into something. Then I appeared here," said Heihachi. He was still wearing his mowashi, except he had a bow tie.

"I get it. I was wondering why you'd be back. I thought NAMCO was making you a guest character again."

"Well, they would have FAX-ed me. Which reminds me, what's your number?"

"Number?" Nightmare raised an eyebrow from the confines of his armoured helmet.

"Phone number."

"What's a phone?"

"What do you mean, what's a phone?"

"I don't know what that is."

"So you're telling me you can play Soul Calibur and Tekken in the 15th century and instant message each other but not have a phone?"

"Nope." Nightmare shook his head.

"Oh. What's your e-mail?"

"What's an e-mail?"

"For instant messaging."

"What's instant messaging?"

"God damn it. How do you people communicate around here?" Heihachi was gritting his teeth.

"Msn."

"You guys have Msn?"

"Yep."

"Don't you need to make an account from Hotmail or Msn's main page?"

"Nah. It's first name, first own."

"Aaaahhh." Heihachi understood now.

"Here's your Whore Platter and Decapitated Chinese Immigrant, gentlemen," said the waiter, presenting Heihachi with a mixed dish of meat and vegetables that spelled out "WHORE PLATTER" while he gave Nightmare a headless Asian man made by dough.

"About time," Heihachi said, lifting his fork up.

"I always loved Chinese," Nightmare squirmed, sinking his teeth into his life-sized Chinese man dish.

Meanwhile. Our hero Siegfried begins his day.

"The bus on the wheels go 'round and 'round. 'Round and 'round. 'Round and 'round. The bus on the--oh. OH. OH! OPH! COME OUT, YOU DIRTY SON OF A TURD!" Siegfried looked upside down, staring at his... chocolate rocket launching into... planet Flush.

Siegfried faces forwards, clenching his teeth as his face turns a very painful red, his veins are even seen popping out. He continues grunting, his elbows planted together while he pushes and pushes, squatting on his toilet bowl. The painful process of digestion frustrates Siegfried, as he clutches both of his legs together.

"ONE-MORE-PUSH-TO-GO-OR-NOT-WAIT-THERE-IT-IS-AND-WHY-DO-I-HAVE-PARADE-MAGAZINE-ON-MY-BATHROOM-WALL-GOODBYE-MISTER-POOPY. Ahhh." Siegfried calmly exhales, hearing a splash land on the water of the toilet. He opens up a newspaper, reading the comic section. Afterwards, he laughs hysterically.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GARFIELD! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Siegfried laughs, reading the title of the comic section. Then, he flips the next page to find some Blondie comics.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GARFIELD!" Siegfried laughs, holding his unwashed palm on his forehead, still sitting on his toilet bowl.

"Hey, Siegfried, are you done because..." Kilik enters the room to find Siegfried squatting on the toilet bowl with glasses. He tips the newspaper and his reading glasses down, looking at Kilik.

"Shhhh." Siegfried says while placing his index finger on his lips. Kilik slowly closes the door.

The gang enter some shopping boutique.

"Yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay!" Xiaoyu jumps up and down.

"What the hell is 'Gucci'?" Jin raises an eyebrow.

"It's a shopping boutique. Duh," Asuka informs him.

"Shopping boutique?"

"Yeah, where you shop for clothes, Jin." Julia nods. For a while, Jin stares at her.

Jin begins a series of inhaling and exhaling anxiously, clutching on his heart.

"Oh, no. He's hyperventilating! Quick!" Asuka runs to Jin. Hwoarang runs around in circles, Xiaoyu grasps Jin's throat shaking him, Asuka and Christie try to pry Xiaoyu from Jin, Julia does the rain dance and Steve calls for an ambulance.

"Thank you for calling 1-800-Naughty-Phone-Sex. Press 1 if you want Italian. Press 2 if you want Italian. Press 3 if you want non-Italian. Press 4 if you wish to talk to an operator. Press 0 for Big Al." Steve listens to the categories while it says aloud on his speakerphone.

"Steve! What's taking so long? And what was that!" Julia yelled, her left knee up and her hands make a cup frame.

"Hold on. Oh. No wonder, I accidentally pressed speed dial." Steve chuckles.

"You actually saved that?" Christie raised an eyebrow.

"Just in case," Steve said, pressing the numbers for 911.

"Weird..." Asuka and Christie say.

"Hey. What's the number for 911?" Steve looked at the girls. Christie and Asuka slowly turn around to stare at Steve right in the eye.

"Oh, yeah." Steve dialed the number for 911.

"Don't die, Jin! Don't die! Don't- DIE!" Xiaoyu began choking him furiously; to the point where he somehow managed to have X-shaped eyeballs and his tongue began flapping out from his mouth.

"Xiao! Let him go! You're killing him!" Christie yelled.

"Hummmmmmmmmmmm," Julia began in an Indian squat.

"Julia, what are you doing?" Asuka looked at her with her eyebrows lowered.

"Trying to find Jin's spirit. I think Xiaoyu accidentally choked him to death." Julia closed her eyes.

"Jin? Jin? Jin! JIN!? JIN!? JIN-JIN-JIN?!" Xiaoyu shook Jin around. Christie checked for pulse. She shook her head.

"Jin's... gone." Christie frowns.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Xiaoyu begins hugging Jin so tightly; Jin begins flapping his arms again after regaining some consciousness.

"Mmmpphu. Gmphr Gphming Mph! Mphet Ghmpf!" Jin muffled while Xiaoyu buried Jin's face on her chest so tightly. (Jin's mumbled words: Xiaoyu. You're choking me! Get off!)

"WHY, JIN!? WHY DID YOU DIE?!" Xiaoyu repeated through sobs.

"Ling. I think he's alive," Christie began to say, leaning a little while she pointed at Jin begging to be released.

"NO, HE'S NOT! YOU'RE ONLY DELUSIONAL BECAUSE JIN DIED AND LEFT US ALL ALONE IN THIS CRUEL, CRUEL WORLD!" Xiaoyu continued.

"I found Jin!" Julia jumped up, placing an imaginary box on top of Xiaoyu. Suddenly, Xiaoyu springs up.

"Thanks, Julia. Another minute under that I would have been- hey, why do I sound like..." Jin looked down, to see his body with spinning spirals in his eyes. He looked at his shirt to find him dressed in... a pink Hello Kitty shirt and pink skort. He was in Xiaoyu's body.

"What in the world?" Asuka looked at Xiaoyu.

"Oh, yeah. I accidentally put Jin's animal spirit into Xiaoyu's body. Sorry." Julia blushed, squishing the ground shyly.

"Just put me back." Jin slumped.

"Okay. Spirits... give me strength. And a discount because I'm an American. Hummmmmmmmmmmmm." Julia began her trance in an Indian squat with her index fingers and thumbs touching each other. Suddenly, Xiaoyu falls to the ground and Jin springs up. Now both stand up, shaking their heads.

"JIN! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Xiaoyu ran up to him, hugging him tightly.

"Yeah-yeah. Yo..u c..a..n.. let.. g..o NOW!" Jin tried to say.

"Oops." Xiaoyu gasped, placing her palm on her lips.

"Don't worry, Kazama! I'll save you!" yelled Hwoarang, running as he throws a cooler filled with ice and cold water over Jin's head.

"What the hell, man?" Jin looked at Hwoarang with annoyance.

"I must have been late, huh?" Hwoarang rubbed the back of his head.

"Yes," everyone but Steve replied.

"Hey, guys, do you want our pizza hand-tossed or crusted?" Steve planted his hand over the speaker of his phone, looking at the group who just stared at him.

"Didn't you call for emergency?" Asuka asked.

"Oh. I forgot. Hello? Yeah, I'm gonna have to put you on hold..." Steve returned back to his phone.

'Dumbass,' everyone thought.

"Hey, what the..." Jin started.

"Oooh, what does this light do?" Xiaoyu began to poke the green light surrounding the group. Before they knew it, they were sucked in.

Back at with Siegfried and friends.

"Siegfried, come on out! Now!" Xianghua stomped her foot furiously at the locked bathroom door.

"Hold on! What do you need?" Siegfried yelled.

"I need to brush my teeth!"

"There's no tampon in here! Ask Kilik where he put the groceries."

"I don't need tampon! I need to brush my teeth!"

"I just said there's no tampon!"

"I DON'T NEED TAMPON! I NEED TO BRUSH MY TEETH!" Xianghua yelled so loud, it caused the house to shake. It also made the couch Kilik was on jump up while he was watching 8 Simple Rules. His sandwich flopped up, causing some lettuce to splatter on the floor. He shrugged.

"YEAH, AND LIKE I SAID, THERE'S NO TAMPON IN HERE!" Siegfried yelled back.

"I TOLD YOU, I DON'T NEED TAMPON!" Xianghua was beginning to bang on the bathroom door.

"If you keep it up, you might want to reconsider," Kilik spoke up, munching on his sandwich.

"Grrr..." Xianghua shot Kilik a death glare.

"Nevermind." Kilik slumped.

"Forget it. I'll just brush my teeth in the kitchen." Xianghua stormed off, stomping each step of the way.

"Well, that was a relief." Kilik returned to his show.

"Hey, Xianghua, I found an un-open tampon I thought you might wanna... Xianghua? Xianghua?" Siegfried had come out of the bathroom without anything on, standing in between Kilik and the television while he looked around for Xianghua.

"Now where did she go?" Siegfried began scratching his head. He looked at Kilik.

"What?" Siegfried asked.

"It burns! Must! Not! Look! At! Other! Naked! Men! Because! We'd! Be! Victimized! Into! Gay! Fan! Fiction! SiegfriedPutSomeClothesOn!" Kilik covered his eyes, shielding Siegfried's naked body from him.

"Oh well." Siegfried returned back to the bathroom. He opened up the newspaper again and read the comic section. He begun laughing hysterically once he read the line "Garfield."

"Eh? What the hell?" Kilik was sucked into a green beam. A tomato falls on the floor while the commercials play.

The kitchen.

"God, that guy can be such an idiot sometimes. But then again, Siegfried's a sweetie. He's just... educationally challenged. He's pretty cute, too! Oh, and Kilik. Gah," Xianghua says while brusing her teeth. She begins tapping her toothbrush at the side of her sink, and started washing it until she feels her body feeling light.

"Hey, what's this?" Xianghua touched the end of the green light barrier, but she disappears. Her toothbrush falls on the floor.

Just as Siegfried exits...

"Ahhh, that was fantastic. Huh? Where's Kilik?" Siegfried wondered, looking at the couch. He saw a tomato and gasped. And some green ooze.

"He must have been Kilik-napped! Xianghua! Xianghua!" Siegfried ran into the kitchen, only to find the sink running and her tooth brush on the floor still soaked with Crest. Refreshing.

"No! Not her, too!" Siegfried picked up the toothbrush. Then some dramatic music plays.

"DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

"What will I do? Oh, wait a minute. Those two might be doing the nasty. Bleck." Siegfried grimaced, but he began making his way to one of their rooms. After inspecting all three rooms, he found none of them in sight. He practically searched his house, turning it inside out. Now all of their furniture was outside.

"Are you having a garage sale?" a fat lady passing by asks Siegfried.

"Garage sale? Huh? What? Shoo!" Siegfried swats the fat lady away.

"Mommy, that man is nakey!" a little girl points at Siegfried's... front.

"Sweetie, don't look! Only mommy can look," the lady said, covering her daughter's eyes.

"But, wouldn't daddy say it's not nice?"

"Not now, sweetie!"

"Uhhh..." Siegfried began. Suddenly, women started flocking towards the naked German.

"How ya' doin', handsome?" asks some random girl with a cowboy hat and a Texan accent.

"I always thought mastodons died in the ice age," some brunette girl winked.

"When are you free?" an old lady with her walker and dangly false teeth tries walking up to him.

"Look! It's Fabio!" Siegried pointed behind the crowd of women.

"Like we'd fall for that one," said a redhead, rolling her eyes. The rest nodded.

"No, really. He's coming over here." Siegfried motioned.

"Allu, ladies! I'm Pabio!" Fabio flashed his smile.

"Oh, my God!" the women started flocking to Fabio. Siegfried took this opportunity to run back in the house, leaving their furniture outside.

"Oh, wait a minute. I forgot something." Siegfried ran outside.

"Nooooooooooooooo! I'm all alone!" Siegfried yelled on his knees, still naked and his arms raised in the air. It caused the women to look back at Siegfried, getting interested again.

"Uh oh." Siegfried gulps. He runs back into the house, followed by the women as he ran into the bathroom. He locked it and sat on the toilet, feeling some tension inside his intestines again.

"Here it... COMES!" Siegfried grunted, holding on to the seat of the toilet. Suddenly, the green light sucks Siegfried in, leaving some droplets of... droppings to drop inside of the toilet.

"One, two... and THREE!" the women yelled, using the old lady as a battering ram to open the door. Unfortunately, all they got was a cloister of brown surprise left by Siegfried.

Somewhere in a dojo in Korea...

"Eh. You're not bad." Seong Mina approaches Yunseong with her zanbatou behind her hips, titling her head at the bruised Yunseong.

"Keh... heh..." Yunseong blows smoke from his mouth. His body literally burnt.

"Let that be the final lesson to you that there's a big difference between girls' and boys' shower rooms." Seong Mina smirks as she turns around, making her way out of the battle arena.

"Wait! Mina!" Yunseong quickly recovers.

"What?" Seong Mina turns around curiously.

"I don't have lose to fools like you!" Yunseong gave some kicks in the air.

"All right. Let's see what you're made of." Seong Mina spun her Scarlet Thunder in circles.

"ROUND: ONE... FIGHT!" yelled a mysterious voice which showed visuals of a yellow "ROUND: ONE... FIGHT!" font.

Seong Mina spun her zanbatou at Yunseong who easily dodged the attack. Or not.

Yunseong ran right on the bottom of her zanbatou, where, by somehow obtaining slow motion, his face was being smashed; his nose was caved in, his teeth were flying out, his eyes were shut tight and he groaned a little.

"Eeeee-ooooo-uuuuu-ccccchhhhhh-hhh." Yunseong groaned with a very deep tone from the hit from the bottom of Mina's zanbatou.

"Hiiiiiiyaaaaa!" Mina yelled, kicking Yunseong in the abdomen.

"Oooooo-waaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaahhhh-cccckkkk." Yunseong slowly spun around.

"Hey, Yunseong. How do you do that?" Mina titled her head.

"Iiiiiiii doooooooooonnnnn'tttttt knoooooowwwwww." Yunseong shrugged which happened to complete him shrugging in a matter of eight seconds.

"Okay. I'm going to shower now. So we're safe from Peeping Toms. Ta-ta!" Seong Mina skipped her way towards the girls' shower rooms.

"Oooooooo-hhhhhhhh, daaaaaaaaanggggg iiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt." Yunseong snapped his fingers. Which didn't actually snap until... six seconds.

AN: Sorry for the hold up. I'll try to post up the chapters as soon as my partner sends in his part. Yeah, it's by two authors. Also, if you'd like some characters to appear, just say so. Hope you enjoy.