A/N Whoo-oo! Shout out Time!
AddaBlack94: (Chapter 13) Thanks I just thought it made more sense for it to be Nikki I'll try as little as possible to take over Kim but some chapters I have to.
Grapejuice101: Yeah I had it pre-written from when I was out of school sick. And Jealous Jack is life.
AddaBlack94: (Chapter 12) Yeah me and my sister are terrified of dolls like we did all these tests to see if they actually moved we do it all the time. I still think they're real stupid Toy Stiry. And about the Spanish I don't know I don't speak it but my friend Kiarah does so I asked her.
Guest: Thanks I figured it was time Nikki shouted in Spanish I always found it funny when Jerry did it
We were gathered in the mall's courtyard to watch Jack perform his awesome skateboard trick.
"You can do it Jack" I called out as he got into place.
"What's going on here?" Rudy asked.
"Jacks about to do a hippy jump over the chair then a 360 flip into an Ollie" I explained to Rudy.
"That's not Ollie, that's Phil and he's gonna get killed" Okay so maybe we couldn't find anything for him to flip over but Phil offered.
"I got this baby" Phil assured him "First job in my country I was speed bump"
Jack did his trick flawlessly and everyone cheered "That gets hotter every time" I told him as he walked over and put his arm around me.
"Mind if I snag your axe and take it for a scrape" Rudy asked. We all just looked at him, what was he talking about. "Skateboard- can I borrow your skateboard"
"Have you ever ridden one before Rudy?" He handed the skateboard to Rudy.
"I'm a 3rd degree black belt, I think I can handle rolling toy"
"Okay knock yourself out"
Rudy stood on the skateboard for two seconds before it went flying from under him and he fell to the floor "Bad choice of words" I said looking at Rudy.
"I think he just knocked himself out" Eddie told us.
"No I didn't" Rudy groaned. Then the skateboard fell on him.
"Now he did" Jerry said and we all just looked down at Rudy.
Later on in the dojo after Rudy woke up we were all sparring when Rudy walked out of his office.
"Hey guys I've got a very big surprise"
"Please tell me you're finally getting these smelly mats clean" Milton begged.
"Yeah there so much mold every week we have to give them a shave" Jack said.
"Seriously I'm pretty sure they have more hair then Jerry's shower drain" I shivered at the memory.
Eddie walked over "Yesterday when I got home my grandfather got a wiff of me, cried, and said I smelled like the war."
"I'm not talking about the mats, I'm talking about this" He gestures to the object hidden under an orange sheet.
"Whoa! A wall sheet. It's beautiful" Jerry said. It was a nice shade of orange but I don't think that's what Rudy meant.
"It's not a wall sheet" he removed the sheet and revealed a large flat screen TV.
"Dude that's sick" I said sitting down on the bench.
"It's a brand new high def surround sound LED flat screen TV"
Eddie picked up the remote "Oh man, its 4:30 Ninja Space Monkey is on"
"Its not for watching Ninja Space Monkey's, would you gimme that" he snatched the remote back. "Guys, this is a teaching tool so we can study our past tournament video's. Milton lets start with your match"
Milton rolled his eyes "Here we go"
"Its alright Milton" Rudy said playing the video "This is all about learning from our mistakes. Now watch carefully okay here your meeting your opponent"
"That kid beat Milton? He's tiny" Eddie laughed.
"He wasn't that small Eddie" Milton defended.
'Oh yeah he was. The reff just helped him out of his stroller" Kim said and we all laughed at the video.
"I don't care how small my opponent was, he was very tough" Milton defended again.
"She, Milton, she was very tough" Jack corrected and I laughed again.
"You know what? I'm outta here" Milton stood up.
"Come on where are you going" Jack asked.
"Somewhere I can get a little more respect" Milton stormed out of the dojo.
"Milty we were just messing with ya" I called after him.
"Dude no way" Jerry laughed and I turned back to the video.
A few minutes later Jack got our attention "Hey what's going on outside"
I looked at Milton was talking with Joan "I don't know let's check it out"
We all ran out and Joan was gasping for breath "Milton got him everybody. That was the longest thirty feet of my life. Get him out of here" Joan said and two officers took the guy away.
"Milton what happened?" Rudy asked.
"This little squirrel boy just took down the Seaford Snatcher. Don't change hero don't ever change" Phi said backing into his restaurant.
"I-I was just trying-"
"To do the right thing" Joan cut him off "Well you did mister and because of your bravery I award you with this plastic badge" she held up a small badge "Which makes you an honorary mall cop" she pinned it on his shirt.
"Milton this is awesome I can't believe you did this" Jack said.
"Yeah dud that was wicked" I smiled.
"Yes it was. It most certainly was" Milton said after a pause.
Kim, Jack, and I were all at the skate ramp after school, Jack was on the actual ramp while Kim and I stood to the side watching.
"Dropping in" Jack shouted as he slide down the side and back up to us.
"That was awesome" I smiled. Then Rudy came walking over holding a skate board.
"Thanks. Rudy what are you doing here?" Jack asked noticing him too.
"Uh, came to thrash" Rudy shouted.
"Last time you were on a board you ended up thrashing around in pain" Kim reminded him.
"Well this time I'm gonna show this board whose boss and skate this pipe half" Rudy told us.
"Half pipe" I corrected.
"Half pipe" he shouted "I rock any pipe you got Broseph" he yelled in my face,
I raised an eyebrow "Broseph?'
"What's with the skate boarding all of the sudden? Why is it so important to you?" Kim asked.
"When you get to a certain age you stop doing fun things like skateboarding and riding the mechanical pony outside the supermarket" Rudy smiled sadly. I'll admit I felt a little bad for the guy but he can't skateboard what are we suppose to do.
"Rudy you're too old to skateboard just face it. You can't do this" Jack shot him down.
"Wow, maybe you're right. I don't know even know why I came down here today. The torch of youth only burns for so long. And today it's been snuffed" Rudy sniffled and turned to walk away.
"Rudy wait! You're not leaving" Kim stopped him.
"I'm not?" Rudy asked confused.
"No, you're our sensei and you'd never quit on us and we're not gonna quit on you. We're gonna help him do this" Kim said the last part to us.
"Kim what are you doing?" I asked her.
"I'm not letting this man's torch go out. Okay Rudy the most important thing to do is-"
"I know Kim. Just go for it" Rudy cut her off then jumped onto the ramp tumbling down.
"Great start Rudy" Kim called to him.
"It would've been even better if you used your board" I shook the board at him.
At school the next day I leaned up against the lockers next to Jack talking to Jerry and Eddie.
"Where's Milton he missed homeroom" Eddie asked us.
"I bet he's at home polishing his badge" Jerry said with a scoff.
"You're just jealous everyone thinks Milton's tougher than you" I smirked.
"Nu-uh" He denied.
"Yeah-huh"
"Nu-uh"
"Come on guys, I think what he did was pretty cool. Maybe it'll give him some self-esteem" Jack said cutting our argument off.
I looked over at the stairs when I heard people start to laugh and I saw Milton "it gave him something all right" I muttered before we walked over to him.
"Milton. Whatchu' wearing" Jack asked him.
"My uniform. Its part marching band, part star-fleet and all attitude" he said setting him foot up on the bench.
"You know that plastic badge doesn't give you any real power, right?" Jack reminded him.
"Oh I've got power and I'm not afraid to use it sister" Milton shouted in his face. He turned around and walked over to troy who was giving a wedgie to some kid. "Excuse me I'm going to have to ask you to dewedgify that boy"
"What?" Troy turned around.
"I said step away from the nerd's underpants mister"
"Wait" Troy froze "Y-y-you're that kid who took down the robber at the mall. I-I-I don't want any trouble"
"Good now move it fella" Milton commanded and Trot fled. Milton backed up and knocked into the lockers.
"Well that was interesting" I said "I'll see you after class" I gave Jack a kiss before I left to class.
"Hey Nikki" Frank said walking up next to me.
"What do you want frank" I spat.
"You make this really hard when you're mean to me"
I turned to him and smiled "I'm sorry how may I help you Frank" I rolled my eyes.
"I-I was just um wondering if you'd like to you know go out sometime" he stuttered.
I laughed "Like a date. Frank I have a boyfriend. Even if I didn't you'd be the last person on this earth I'd go out with. Not even then.
"You are gonna regret that" Frank threatened.
"Oh I'm so scared" I said sarcastically then walked into my classroom.
After school Jack and I did what we always do, he rides his skateboard and I jog next to him trying to break my record of running a mile. My last time was 3 minutes and 29 seconds. We stopped when we saw Milton walk over to us.
"Hey, Jack mall regulations forbid skate boarding in the courtyard" Milton reminded him. Like Jack cared.
"Milton we do this all the time" I told him restarting my timer because someone had to stop me while I was in the middle of running.
"Yeah but I'm gonna have to ask you to stop"
"Yeah not gonna happen" jack said amused.
"Never hurts to ask" Milton gave in.
"Deuces Milton" I called to him as I ran away with Jack. "Come on I'm aiming for 2: 16"
Jack, Rudy, Kim and I all walked into the dojo after a long brutal day at the skate ramp.
"Not bad for your first day you're lucky we found your tooth" Jack held Rudy's tooth up and he took it.
"I'm pretty sure I've seen worse" I looked at Rudy's bruises.
"You know it's funny. You never really think about your spleen until you've seen it"
I shook my head "Scratch that"
"You just had to encourage him" jack accused Kim.
"I'm just trying to help him" Kim defended.
"How? By testing how many ways Rudy can bend and twist before it actually affect him" I asked her. She scowled then walked over to Rudy's side.
"Milton what's going on" Jack asked when he noticed Milton and the guy in the suit.
"I warned Rudy there was mold on the mats, he didn't take care of it. Os it was my duty to inform the health inspector" Milton explained putting a toothpick in his mouth.
"You bought a health inspector in here… He didn't find my meat cooking locker right?" I asked him.
"You have a meat cooking locker" Jack asked me.
"Um yeah where else am I suppose to make my Bacon Burgers"
"No, no, no I have a health certificate right here that says everything is up to code' Rudy pointed to the paper on his wall.
"That's your dogs vaccine records" Milton corrected "expired"
"There is nothing wrong with this dojo" Rudy assured the inspector
"You've got a raging case of mat mold; until you take care of it I'm shutting you down" the health inspector told Rudy.
"Way to go Officer Milton. You did what the Termites, Roaches, and rats couldn't do" Jack shoved three fingers in Milton's face.
"Okay in my defense I bought in the rats to get rid of the Roaches and Termites" Rudy told the inspector.
A guy walked in carrying a box and it hooted, it's probably Rudy's owl. "Aw Rudy the owl you ordered is here" jack told him.
"Again I bought in the owl to get rid of the rats. So…" Rudy defended. The inspector just put up an orange flyer and walked out.
Later Jerry and Eddie came running in "Closed what happened" Eddie asked.
This bean pole ratted us out to the health inspector" Kim spat pointing to Milton.
"What! Dude are you insane you bought a health inspector down here… he didn't find my cheese making locker did he?" Jerry asked. I shook my head.
"Wait so you make cheese in your locker and you cook meat in yours" I and Jerry nodded "That's disgusting.
I crossed my arms and Jerry looked offended "Oh so you love our quesadillas but you don't want to know where the ingredients come from"
"Well maybe if someone" I looked at Milton "didn't go all berserk with his 'plastic badge' he wouldn't know where the ingredients came from"
"Well when I see something wrong it's my job to do something about it" Milton shouted in my face
"How about you do something with your rank breath you could use a mint sister!" I shouted back. Milton exhaled in my face then left.
"Hey I just met these guys in the parking lot" Rudy told us as he walked in "They gave me a great price to steam blast the mats. They even said they could do it tonight"
"Great if we pass the inspection the dojo can reopen tomorrow" Jack said.
"That gives us tonight Rudy we have time to go to the half-pipe" Kim said jumping up.
"Seriously Kim" I rolled my eyes.
"We are not giving up. Get in the car" She ordered.
"No, no, no you know Jack and Nikki there right, it's a little dangerous and I finally stopped leaking
"What? Get in the car" She pushed Rudy out the door "Come on" she called back to us.
At the Skate Park we all stood on the half pipe and Kim was telling Rudy what to do.
"All right Rudy, get in there and tear it up"
"I don't want to tear it up. If I do I won't grow another one. I'm not a starfish!" he shouted terrified.
"Jack who's the old dude" randy asked walking over.
"Who are you calling old dude I have half a mind to call your parents' Rudy said to Randy and I face palmed.
"Back off Randy" Jack said.
"Give him a break he's just taking a break he's been skating the ramp for an hour" Kim told him.
"Yeah why do you think he's all sweaty and gross" I pointed to Rudy.
"Certainly not from fear" he shouted.
"Does he have moves" Randy asked,
"Moves" I scoffed "Rudy's got move that will put you and your friends to shame"
"I don't have any moves" Rudy whispered to me.
"I know I panicked."
"No he has moves" Kim shouted.
"No I- Kim I appreciate you trying to help me but I've learned my limitations. I'm never gonna be a skateboarder and that's okay. Now excuse me" Rudy walked over to Randy "Son" he paused and stepped up on his skateboard "Son" he repeated "This is your house and I respect that. I shan't stay any longer. As the hand shake was to my generation the high five is to yours. So won't you give me what you kids say some up top?"
Rudy raised his hand "Whatever gramps" Randy high fived him and it sent Rudy down the ramp. He lost his skateboard but did this awesome trick and caught it coming back up to where we all were.
"What just happened" he asked when he landed.
"Rudy that was the sickest move I have ever soon" Jack shouted.
"Props dude" I fist bumped him.
Randy and his friends got on to their knees "Mad respect. Do it again"
"Perhaps I could tear it up just a bit" Rudy went to go take off again but Jack pulled him back.
"No, no, no! Guys, the shows over lets go"
"Get in the car we are leaving while you are still alive" Kim told him.
"No, no cant I just_"
"GET IN THE CAR!" we all shouted cutting Rudy off.
When we arrived at the mall we saw Milton in the dojo and Joan and some of her security guards running towards it. We all ran in to see what was going on.
"Milton what's going on?" Rudy asked as we ran in.
"These guys you hired were robbers and Milton took them all down" Eddie explained.
"Milton?" I repeated looking at the scrawny boy.
"Here they are officers" Joan ran in with the officers. "Take them away! Oh I have got to get a scooter" Joan took a deep breath. "You sir are getting a plastic citation for your bravery, a plastic medal of Valor and a beautiful plastic sash for you-"
"No Joan stop" Milton cut her off "I don't want any of this I know I was acting like a jerk. It's just I was tired of being teased and I wanted a little respect from you guys"
"Dude, just because we busted on you it doesn't mean we don't respect you" Jack told him.
"Milton what you did was incredible" Rudy patted his shoulder.
"Seriously, four robbers! Wicked!" We high fived.
"Thanks but I just want things to go back to the way they were. Joan, please take this back" he gave her the badge and stabbed her hand.
"Wow that's was the pin. She's gonna bleed. I need some backup officer has a boo-boo" Joan walked out of the dojo crying.
"Hey, tonight we celebrate robbery" Phil said. When did he get in here? "Free Falafel on me" they all cheered and we walked out.
I stopped and looked at the others "We forgot Jerry and Eddie. Hold up"
I walked back into the dojo and Jerry sighed "Oh, thank you Nikki"
I started to untie him when I remember "hey, where's my bike"
"About that" Jerry chuckled nervously "I may have borrowed it and Milton may have put it in the impound"
"He what?" I stood up "Milton!" I shouted and ran out of the dojo.