A/N Here is chapter 15 and I don't know why but I really like this one. Shout out time!
AddaBlack94: yeah there twins so I figured they'd be alike in some ways. And I know Jerry's pretty gross sometimes.
Guest: Thanks. And I don't know she might be. *Inserts giggle*
Bonjour10: Yes Rudy was cray-cray but it was hilarious
"Okay Jack you've mastered this move" Rudy said as Jack got into position; I stood to the side watching. "Now focus on the spot and kick through it!" Jack kicked the vending machine and Rudy's snack fell. He grabbed it and smiled "I got my Nacho Nuggets"
"Nikki! Nikki! Nikki! Nikki!" Jerry shouted repeatedly as he ran out of the bathroom. He picked me up, flung me over his shoulder and spun me around.
"Jerry stop" he set me down grinning gear to ear "What is it?"
"Dad and a whole bunch of other family are coming to watch us in the tournament this Saturday" Jerry said as Jack walked over.
"Oh my god! This is great" I smiled.
"I'm gonna train extra hard" Jerry turned to Jack "My dad's never seen me fight before, except this one time at the petting zoo. This goose ate my flip flops. It was on Yo! I was all like 'aaaahhhhh' and it was all like 'honk!' and I was like 'aaaaahhhhh' and it was like 'honk!'"
I laughed "I remember that"
I walked over to my locker with Jack trailing behind me "So…"
"So…" I mimicked.
"So… if your dad's coming to the tournament does that mean I get to meet him?" he asked leaning against the locker next to me.
I smiled "I depends; think you're up for the challenge. You're not gonna run away screaming and break up with me are you?" I mused.
"I would never" he said placing his hands on my waist and pulling me close.
"Good, id miss you too much" I smiled then kissed him.
The next day after school I ditched detention to go see Jack, when I walked over to him I saw him putting stuff in his locker.
I leaned up against the locker next to him "I'm getting a strange sense of déjà vu" I joked.
"Hey beautiful" he shut his locker then leaned over and kissed me.
"Yes because that's exactly what I want to see when I walk down the hallways" Jerry said making us pull apart.
I narrowed my eyes at him "Aren't you suppose to be in detention"
"Aren't you?" he threw back.
"Touché" I changed the subject "So Whatchu' doing?"
"I'm supposed to be sparring with Eddie; do you know where he is?" Jerry asked me and Jack.
"He said if he was going to spar with you he had to go to the library first" jack told him.
"Why would he do that?" Jerry asked confused.
"I think that has something to do with that" I said pointing to Eddie who walked over with books taped all over him.
"Let's do this quick. The book alarm went crazy when I walked out."
"Wow. Jerry a human sparring dummy. This'll be the first time I saw you…" he hit Eddie on a book "hit the books"
Jerry threw a couple weak punches and Eddie laughed "You hit like my grandmother"
"Oh that's it" Jerry started punching and kicking a lot harder until Jack broke them up.
"Whoa, whoa! Take it easy. Man, you hit him right in the 'Grapes of Wrath'"
"Dude, Jerry that was awesome" I praised him.
"Yeah, I know man. I gonna be in sick shape for the tournament Saturday. I'm ready. I'm focused and nothing can distract me from- Yo what it do girl?" Jerry said as Erica walked by.
"Except Erica Karin" I rolled my eyes.
"What's going on here?" Slugman shouted as he walked out of his office.
"I'm out" Eddie ran while I tried to hide behind Jack.
"Oh Martinez Twins! I've been looking all over for you two" he walked over and pulled me out from behind Jack. I smiled and he scowled at me "You were suppose to be in detention" he said looking from me to Jerry.
"Yeah" I waved him off "I wasn't exactly in the mood but another time though" I patted his shoulder. He rolled his eyes and looked to Jerry for his explanation.
"I had to blow it off. I'm in training but jut put it on my tab"
"Let's go, you, come on" he motioned for us but Jerry stopped him.
Okay, okay, I'm sorry, vice principal Slugman. It won't happen again. Right Nikki?"
I was hard not to roll my eyes but I managed "Right" I said firmly
"Really? You mean that?' he asked hopeful.
"What do you ya need to here buddy" I patted his shoulder again.
"Come on" he grabbed mine and jerry book bags and dragged us to detention.
When he threw us into the room everyone cheered "Jerry!"
"What's up my peeps?"
I stepped out from behind Jerry "How about some love for the better Martinez" I smirked.
"Nikki!" they all shouted.
"Dude, get her to stop snoring" I told the guy who was wrapping Mrs. Finnegan in toilet paper.
"Tony, drop a beat real quick" Tiny did so and we all started dancing.
After detention was actually over Jerry and I met Jack at the dojo so Jerry and I could practice. I was sparring with him and he was much better than he used to be. I did a right hook and Jerry blocked it so I did a turning kick. Jerry also blocked that and did a front kick which I blocked before blocking kick and dodging a flying turning kick. I stumbled back but caught his foot when he a spinning back kick and bought him down on the mat.
"Wow Jerry you really are pumped for this tournament, you almost took down Nikki" Jack said after watching the match. I held out my hand to help him up.
"I know, I'll get you next time" he said brushing himself off
I rolled my eyes "You wish" I dragged out.
"I really wanna make dad proud I'm on a special training diet. Hold this" he handed me a cup and started to break and egg.
"Oh gross" I groaned.
"Please, tell me you're not" Jack begged as Jerry dropped the egg into the cup.
"Yes I am" Jerry ate the eggshell.
"Surprisingly, I think this is less gross then he actual egg" I said thinking out loud.
"What's that noise" Jack asked after hearing the crashes coming from Rudy's office.
"I don't know" I answered shaking my head.
"Do you think Rudy's trying to squeeze into his skinny jeans again?" Jack asked with a disturbed look on his face.
"I hope not" Jerry said with a mouth full of egg shells "That's a three-man job"
Then Rudy wobble din wearing his skinny Jeans "Oh god" I laughed.
He spun in his place giving us a full view "What's going on fools?"
"Wow!" Jack said shaking his head "Your butt looks like they shrink wrapped a couple of cantaloupes"
"Thank you" Rudy said taking it as a compliment. Finally he noticed the noise coming from his office. "Hey what's going on in my office?"
"We don't know. We thought you were in there" Jack answered for all three of us.
Confused Rudy walked into his office, curious we followed. When we walked in it looked like a tornado blew through his office. And in the middle of it all was Tootsie.
"Oh no, tootsie! No! Bad goat. Bad goat!" Rudy scolded. Then Rudy's phone went off and it came from Tootsie's stomach. "I think she ate my phone" Rudy told us before he walked over and hesitantly pressed into Tootsies side answering the phone. "Hello?" He said leaning closer to Tootsie. "Hello? Whoever's calling… You're in a goat"
At school the next day I was sitting in between Jerry and Jack at lunch as Kim walked over.
"What's the thing holding your books together?" Kim asked noticing the giant rubber band holing Milton's books.
"I got banned from using my backpack by my Orthopedist"
"Orthopedist?' I repeated laughing "Dude what are you 80"
"Man this thing's crazy?" Jack pulled it off of the books "It's like a big rubber band for your books"
"Or" I took it from Jack "A giant slingshot for these things" I pointed to the black puck like thing on Jerry's plate.
"Yo five bucks says I can nail Larry right in his blow hole" Jerry said taking it from me and picking up a puck.
"You're on" I high fived Jerry and leaned forward to watch.
Before Jerry could shoot it Milton stopped him. "Not with that angle or trajectory you can't"." Everyone looked at him weird "It's simple physics. Force equals mass times acceleration" Milton took the stuff from Jerry and propped his feet up on the table. "All right" he hooked the band on his feet "So you just have to stretch it. Don't stretch it too far, until you align it" he shot it but Larry moved before it could hit him and it ended up hitting Mrs. Davis' wig right off. "Holy Christmas Nuts!"
Slugman then walked in and talked to Mr. Davis before he turned to everyone else "Who is responsible for this?" he shouted.
We all turned back to our food but then Milton stood up and said "I am"
"You" Slugman said not believing it. "I don't buy that for a second I bet it was you two" he said pointing between me and Jerry.
"I looked to Jer for approval and he nodded, I turned back to Slugman "Guilty as charged" I smirked as we stood up.
"What are you doing?" Jack whispered.
"Dude, he can't handle the heat, we got this" Jerry answered him.
"We'll report to detention" I said carelessly"
"Or as I like to call it club Martinez" we did our handshake but Slugman look peeved.
"You are headed for maximum security lockdown detention. With Captain Coburn. See you on Saturday" my eyes widened we can't do that we have the tournament.
"No, no, no." Jerry stopped him "Saturday's actually not gonna work for us. We've got a karate tournament"
"Yeah, but Sunday we're free"
Slugman glared "You should have thought of that before you hair Jacked Mrs. Davis"
Now we were all walking towards the detention room "Guys your family's gonna see you in this tournament… I have a plan" Jack said as we approached the door"
"Dude, you heard what Slugman said" Jerry said bummed.
"Yeah it Maximum security lockdown detention" I said mimicking Slugman.
"No, I'm talking about this guy Coburn, he's never seen the two of you. Me and Kim well say we're you guys and you can go to the tournament" Jack plotted motioning between he and Kim.
"That just might work" I smirked.
"Don't I have a say in this" Kim asked crossing her arms.
"Please Kim" I begged.
Kim paused "Fine" she caved.
I smiled as Milton sniffed the door "Room 214, I've heard about this place, you can smell the stink of delinquency"
"That's not delinquency" Jerry and I shared a knowing smile.
Jack pounded on the door as Kim walked over and Coburn opened the peep hole "Martinez twins?" he asked.
"Yep, that's us" Jack answered. The peep hole closed and I could hear tons of locks being opened before Coburn stepped out.
"An, the de-wiggers" he said looking over a file. "You two have quite the rap sheet. From you replacing all the schools whip cream with shaving cream" he pointed to Kim.
"Ah" I couldn't hide my smirk as Jerry and I did our hand shake, Jack nudged me with his shoulder.
"To you stuffing a meatloaf into Tommy wards Trombone" he pointed to Jack and Jerry and I repeated what we did earlier. "And you both put atomic glue in the toilet seat in the faculty lounge" this time Jerry walked forward.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that one that was one of our bests. Yo, Mr. Aurber walked around with a toilet seat on his butt for three weeks" Jerry had a look of realization "Oh Really Jerry really" he scolded himself.
"And if he's Jerry that makes you…" he trailed off pointing to me stopping me from escaping "Nikki"
I smiled nervously "that's the name don't were it out"
"This way" he said walking back inside.
Jerry shouted to no one in Spanish while I shouted at him 1"Bonito genio ir, ahora papa no conseguira ver a ninguno de nosotros"
Jack's POV
I paced back and forth in the Dojo talking with Eddie while Kim and Milton changed into their costumes "Captain Coburn is focused on one thing and one thing only… kids breaking out. What he's not expecting is someone breaking in. We'll just have to switch one Jerry and Nikki for another Jerry and Nikki"
"Whoa" Eddie stood up "Where are we going to find another Jerry and Nikki?"
Then Milton and Kim walked out dressed like Nikki and Jerry "Whoo-oo who ordered the swag Yo" Milton mimicked Jerry.
"This is ridiculous" Kim stomped out behind him.
"wow that pretty good but are you sure they're ready?" Eddie asked crossing his arm.
"Let's fond out" I rubbed my hands together "Go on be Nikki and Jerry"
Kim glared at me "You will pay for this" she threatened before she started to act "Yo Jer get over here I want to dhow you this sick new karate move"
"Not now I'm busy" Milton waved her off.
"Um no you're not" Kim crossed her arms
"Yeah huh"
"No uh"
"Yeah huh"
"Big ears" Kim insulted.
"Flat Chest" Milton said back.
Kim gasped "That's it"
We held her back "They're ready" Eddie and I said at the same time.
Nikki's POV
I sat in the desk next to Jerry and watched as Randy raised his hand "Can I go to the bathroom?" he asked.
"No" Coburn snapped.
"But I really have to go" Randy whined.
"You weren't thinking about that when you pulled the fire alarm were you now punk"
"Actually, when the sprinklers went off I kind of-"
"Shut it" Coburn cut him off.
My phone buzzed in my back pocket and I slowly pulled it out and checked the text
Hey distract Coburn, were busting' you out ~Jack
I showed the text to Jerry and he nodded, I picked up a pencil and threw it at the back of Tyler's head.
"Hey!" he shouted.
"Randy how could you do that to poor Tyler" I lied pinning it on Randy.
"Randy here now!"
As Coburn scolded Randy Kim and Milton were lowered down into the room and me and Jerry were pulled up.
He tournament had begun and Eddie beat his opponent "Who's the momma's boy now" he shouted at him. Then waved at him mom "Hi mommy"
I rolled my eyes and got into position started how I usually do and sent a right hook at my opponent which he blocked so I front kicked him and he stumbled backwards. He quickly recovered and tried to kick me but I blocked both the turning kick and the roundhouse kick. I came back with a sweeping kick and knocked him off his feet winning the tournament.
Jack walked over to me "That was great"
"Yeah I kicked some real butt" I gloated before I gave Jack a kiss.
"So" my dad said walking over "this is the boy you're dating"
"Yeah, this is Jack"
They shook hands "Nikita's talked a lot about you and when I say a lot I say a lot"
"I don't talk about him that much" I denied.
My dad smirked "What about the time when Nana was over and-"
"Okay dad" I cut him off feeling myself blush.
They both laughed "From what Jerry's told me you've been good to Nikita" I flinched at my name "keep it that way and we should be good"
"Will do sir" Jack put his arm around my waist. I smiled at his formalness.
"Good" he turned to me that was a great match Nikita but where's Jerry?' He asked.
"I'm here" Jerry ran over.
"You're gonna do great" I told him before he got in position for the match. Me and Jack sat down on the bench watching Jerry.
"So Nikita, I didn't know that was your real name"
I groaned "Oh god, there's a reason. I hate it"
"I don't know I kinda like it" he threw his arms around my shoulder "Nikita" I groaned.
I watched as Jerry wiped out and he stood up as the rest of our family ran over chanting his name. I ran over and helped him up "That was a sick wipe out Jer" he smiled as we all group hugged.
A/N 1 nice going genius, now dad wont get to see either of us!