In a concealed forest, two men talk amongst themselves.

"See? I was never fit to help anyone."

Cloud turns over to his right to find Vincent, but he was nowhere in sight. However, he heard the bushes rustling violently and soft moans can be heard from behind the bush. Hesitating as he walks towards the bush, he covers his eyes with one hand while the other moves the bush.

"Oh... my... Vincent?!" Cloud freezes in surprise. He was expecting Tifa to be with Vincent because that's all she ever talked about. But much to his surprise, he finds a black haired former SOLDIER.

"Zack! Run!" Vincent tells the SOLDIER while putting his clothes on.

"Anyway, Vincent, what do you know about this?"
"Huh? You're not going question about me and Zack having sex behind the bushes?"

"No, that's just gross."

"Oh. I come here often. I've seen what Kadaj's gang is doing."

"What are they doing?"

"The unimaginable," Vincent says in a serious tone. He flicks his coat to the right, having it float majestically in the air.

"What is...?" Cloud shakes a bit, causing the vibration in his pants to be oblivious to him.

"The Village People... the Y.M.C.A.; it overcompensates the body. Inside of us, are young men. Who think we're so down. Young men who'd turn around the frown. And they induce us to enter through the Y.M.C.A. phase."

"Y.M.C.A.? Is it what I think it is?"
"Sephiroth."

Cloud and Vincent gasp simultaneously.

"What did Kadaj mean by 'mother'?"

"Ever since the events after Final Fantasy VII, they've cut off Joe Millionaire and Super Nanny. They are remnants of the Village People. The calamity; Mrs. Doubtfire."

"They're trying to resurrect Super Nanny?"

"Yes. Inside our cells beneath the Geostigma are possible exponential lifeforms. Each of those lifeforms can create a Mrs. Doubtfire."

The bushes begin to rustle once more, having Vincent and Cloud stop their conversation. Cloud unsheathes his First Tsurugi and Vincent withdraws his Cerberus. What came running out was unexpected.

"What the..."

"Vincent! Call me!" Zack runs in semi-nude, throwing Vincent a card.

Just as Zack leaves after winking then disappearing, the bushes rustle again. This time, a little girl comes out rushing to Cloud, hugging him.

"Marlene!"

"Cloud! Denzel and Tifa!"

"Tifa is all right."

"I want to talk to Tifa."

Cloud searches for his cellphone. Upon realizing he doesn't have it, Marlene looks at Vincent.

"May I?"

Vincent lifts his coat up, only revealing a revolver and a pack of Trojan condoms. Extra small.

"You don't have a phone?"

"Vincent, will you take Marlene to Tifa?"

"Cloud, I don't know."

"But I--" Cloud suddenly freezes as he gets captured from a beam of green light. His form dissipates in the air, until he turns into nothing.

"Holy hell!" Vincent shrieks.

"You never pay any attention to us!" Marlene exclaims after Cloud's disappearance, running to Vincent. But she runs right into a tree, seeing as how Vincent disappeared as well.

"They killed Cloud and Vincent!"

"You bastard!" Tifa runs in, punting Marlene. After Marlene gets sent flying away, Tifa disappears from the green beam of light herself.

Back at Naboo, resuming where our heroes left off.

Siegfried, Jin, Xianghua, Asuka, Kilik and Xianoyu continues surveying the premises of the strange land, finding peculiar creatures in the meadows. Siegfried turns around to see a ray of light beaming before them, two figures appearing from the light.

Cloud looks from Siegfried, to Jin, to Kilik in the eye. Tifa waves to Asuka, Xianghua and Xiaoyu who waved back. But Vincent was nowhere to be found. Cloud and Tifa approach the group, looking around the location they were randomly placed in.

"I take it you were sucked in, too?" Siegfried asks Cloud and Tifa.

"Yeah," Cloud says in response. Tifa nodded at him, turning bright red.

"What?" Siegfried raised an eyebrow at Tifa's blushing cheeks.

"You're... hot!"

"Oh, my God! That's what I said! And I said that to Kilik!" Xiaoyu points at the man who held a long, red staff.

"That is so true! Hey, blond boy! What's your name?" Xianghua looks at Cloud, who's standing by Siegfried.

"I thought I told you."

"Not you. The one next to you, Siegfried," Xianghua clearly stated by pointing at Cloud.
"Cloud Strife."

"Hey, you two have big ass swords." Asuka took notice.

"Yeah, they do," Xianghua and Xiaoyu said in unison.

"Hey, Jin, you should get a sword. Or something long like Kilik's staff," Asuka suggested, which caused Jin to stare at her in confusion and disgust.

"Not that way, Jin." Asuka sighed after realizing the sexual pun everyone thought.

"So, who are you? You haven't said anything yet," Kilik asked the quiet and blushing Tifa.

"Tifa. Tifa Cockhard. I mean! Lockhart!" Tifa quickly recovered herself, but her blushing remained. She hid her face by covering it with her hands.

The girls burst out laughter that only made Tifa more ashamed and embarrassed. Seeing how adorable she was acting, they surrounded her and came together in a group hug.

"We like you already, and your boyfriend," Xianghua said, only making Tifa blush even harder.

"He's not my boyfriend!" Tifa objected.

"Oh, he's single, then?" Asuka lightened up.

A certain distraction caused the group to look at an individual. Xiaoyu, Jin and Asuka recognized the man. He was wearing a Clone Trooper uniform without the helmet, and held up a blaster rifle. He was Chinese.

"FWEEZE!"

"It's Lei." Asuka, Jin and Xiaoyu groaned.

"A yeti!" Xianghua and Tifa squealed, hugging each other.

"No, it's not a yeti. But close enough. It's Lei Wulong." Jin Kazama pointed at the Chinese man wearing a Clone Trooper's uniform, who still held the blaster rifle.

"What are you doing here, Mr. Wulong?" Xiaoyu asked, titling her head that made her pigtails sway.

"FWEEZE!"

"Is that all he says?" Cloud asked, raising an eyebrow.

"FWEEZE!"

"I guess that's all he says," said Siegfried, stating the obvious. Kilik shrugged.

"HYAH!" Link appeared, wearing a Clone Trooper uniform like Lei but had his elven hat worn on his head.

"Who the hell are you?" Jin looked at the hero from Hyrule, who was swinging his Master Sword.

"HYAH!" Link said to Jin.

"FWEEZE!" Lei said to Link.

"HYAH!" Link said back to Lei.

The group silently snuck away from Lei and Link, who continued their "FWEEZE" and "HYAH" conversation. They approached what seemed to be a hidden lake, its waters sparkling from the light.

"It's so beautiful," says a captivated Tifa Lockhart, who stood up straight. Her breasts were protruding and it was clearly visible to see her light skinned breasts from the side of her shirt. Siegfried, Kilik and Jin stared at her breasts mindlessly, who thought, 'It's so big.'

"Big, isn't it?" Cloud smirked.

"Yeah," replied a nosebleeding Siegfried, Kilik and Jin.

"I could just... rub my staff all over those," Kilik thought, gripping his Kali-Yuga tightly.

"I could just have her on my 'Requiem'." Siegfried followed Kilik's thought.

"I could... uhh... have her in the middle of my Savage Sword." Jin began performing Karate moves.

"Uhm, guys? I can hear you," says a blushing Tifa.

"No, you can't! We're just a figment of your imagination!" Siegfried, Jin and Kilik chorused.

They heard what sounded like a hammer hitting something metallic. What they didn't know was that Siegfried suddenly 'hit the hammer' on his armour after viewing the exquisite sight Tifa just displayed for them. Tonk.

"What was that?" Jin asked everyone.

"Nothing!" Siegfried quickly said.

"Kilik? What are you doing behind the bush? And why is that bush rustling so fast?! And why are you sweating?!" Xianghua began asking a barrage of questions at Kilik, who was still staring at Tifa's 'ample assets' behind the bush.

"I think it's his man's time, right, Siegfried?" Jin chuckled.

When Jin found no reply, he looked to the opposite end of where the party was, finding a shirtless Siegfried behind another bush. Which was rustling twice as fast as the one Kilik was in.

"Are they... are they doing what I think they're doing?" Asuka began in a frightened tone.

"Are they jack--"

Before Xianghua could continue, Siegfried and Kilik came out, wearing bikini thongs. They smiled back at the group, who was staring in disbelief after what they thought was possibly happening. Siegfried and Kilik began making their way to the lake as the group stared in confusion.

"I thought they were playing with the snake," Cloud wondered.

"Why don't we join them?" Tifa suggested.

Before Cloud could reply, Asuka, Xianghua and Xiaoyu ran to where Siegfried and Kilik were going, only wearing their bras and panties because they didn't get the chance to pack any bathing suits even though Kilik and Siegfried managed to produce thongs. The only ones were left behind were Cloud and Jin, seeing as how Tifa shrugged and took off her clothing to join the others.

"Poker?" Cloud asked Jin.

"If it involves taking off clothes, no," Jin bluntly stated.

"Awww..." Cloud said in disappointment.

"You're actually... bummed out?" Jin raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah."

Jin stared at Cloud for a few seconds before Cloud came back to his senses.

"I don't swing that way." Cloud sighed.

Tifa caught up with the rest of the girls, who were wearing their undergarments. Xianghua was chasing Kilik for splashing her with the cold water, Xiaoyu kept poking Siegfried much to his annoyance, Asuka was laying on the grassy parts of the lake, tanning probably. Tifa dove right into the body of water. Taking notice of its highly cold waters, she jumped out of the lake and ran back to where Cloud and Jin were. And this is where we begin another mindless observation of Tifa's well-endowed bodice.

"Holy... shit." Cloud and Jin stared back at Tifa.

Previously, Cloud and Jin were playing a card game. That is until Tifa came running up to them, moving in slow motion so that the boys can capture the moments slowly. Tifa threw her head to the side, making her wet hair sway behind her as liquid drips from her wet body. Her chest was bouncing slowly. For some reason, Cloud and Jin heard a '80s rock song in their head.

"Is this love? That I'm feeling?

Is this the love? That I've been searching for?

Is this love? Oh, I must be dreaming."

Cloud picked a remote nearby and pressed the mute button that had White Snake continue playing but no sounds came out. Tifa lifted her legs up, not gaining any speed as she approached the boys.

Five minutes later...

"Checkmate!" Jin moves his rook in front of Cloud's king.

"Damn it!"

"Why is Tifa still running so slow?" Jin pointed at Tifa who just advanced four inches towards them.

"I don't know," Cloud said, picking up the remote.

He pressed the forward button, but to no avail, Tifa kept her pace. But her breasts captured the boys' attention again, as the theme song from Charlie's Angels played.

"I'm liking this," said Cloud.

"Me too."

"NEO! Cut the shit!" Xianghua yelled towards the boys' direction.

Neo came out from behind the bushes dressed in his black trenchcoat and sunglasses. He frowned and snapped his fingers, giving Tifa her normal pace. Neo bowed down in a Japanese fashion, bending the spoons with telekinesis that were nearest to Cloud and Jin.

"There is no spoon," Neo said before taking off.

Cloud and Jin raised an eyebrow as he lifted himself into the sky, disappearing from sight. Tifa joined the two boys, rubbing herself with a towel that she suddenly somehow obtained.

"What was that all about?" Tifa asked.

"Neo slowed you down so we can see your boobs jump up," Cloud responded.

"Uh, okay."

"Hey, Xianghua, how do you know Neo?" Jin yelled across to Xianghua.

"I watched the Matrix Trilogy," Chai Xianghua yelled back.

"How in the world can you watch something from a totally different century?" Jin thought to himself.

"There is no spoon. It's all in the Matrix," Xianghua, Xiaoyu and Asuka responded to Jin, all wearing black trenchcoats and black sunglasses.

"How did you guys get here?" Cloud questioned.

"The red pill," Asuka mundanely stated.

Cloud picked up the bent spoon. He shrugged and threw it away, smacking Siegfried who just arrived with Kilik. Siegfried rolled down the hill until he hit the lake again. Siegfried shook his head after he recovered from stumbling down. This time, he was running slow.

After relaxing at the lake, the group enter a small town.

Everyone stared at their strange surroundings, looking at the tall skyscrapers. Before anyone could say anything, a short, old man passed by them. He had an unusually long nose, a monocle and a jar of pickles. Right next to him was a woman in red whose curly hair obscured her face.

"Pickles."

"Mayor, I think we should get back and call the girls," the lady in red said.

"PICKLES!"

"Yes, sir, they're pickles. But there's a huge monster that will destroy parts of this town in... five seconds," the lady said, looking at her watch.

Right on cue, a huge monster appeared into the town, holding a "HUGE MONSTER" sign. He had a bulls-eye on his back.

"The city of Townsville. A peaceful place... UNTIL A HUGE MONSTER ATTACKS THEM! Where are the Power Rangers?!" a mysterious voice boomed.

Just then, five teenagers showed up; one black, one yellow, one with glasses, one with some Ken from the Barbie Doll series hairstyle, one wearing all pink and one wearing all white.

"It's Morphin' time!" the one in white shouted, pulling out a Whimsey game token.

The others followed suit, all pulling out their Power Coins at the same time, spreading their legs.

"Tiger Zord!"

"Mastodon!"

"Pterodactyl!"

"Triceratops!"
"Saber tooth Tiger!"

"Tyrannosaurus!"

"Go, go, Power Rangers! Go, go, Power Rangers! Go, go, Power Rangers, Mighty Morphing Power Rangers!" a band played.

"Oh, no, Tommy! It's a huge monster!" the Pink Ranger exclaimed dramatically.

Just then, a synchronized flute played. A Green Ranger jumped down from a high building and stared at the White Ranger.

"Doooooon-doon-doon-doooon-doooon-dooooooon!" the Green Ranger played a plastic daggerflute that read 'Made in China.'

Godzilla came out from the water and charged the monster. Then it died.

"We must work as a team, Green Ranger Tommy Oliver!" the Pink Ranger pointed out, wrapping her legs around the Green Ranger's legs while rubbing his chest.

"Hey, get off my bitch, bitch," the White Ranger cursed at the Green Ranger.

"Fuck off, mate. She's mine!" the Green Ranger spat back.

"Since when did the Green Ranger have an English accent?" the others asked.

A fight ensued between the Green and White Rangers, as the others stared. The Pink Ranger ran around in circles, yelling hysterically, "Beat him up, Tommy! No, not you! Tommy, you can get him! The other one!"

Both of the Rangers ripped each other's helmets off, revealing identical facial appearances, minus the fact the Green Ranger had a green bandana.

"Oh, my God! Two Tommys!" yelled the Pink Ranger, hitting her head with the mayor's pickle jar, rendering her death.

"Brother?" the Green Ranger asked in shock.

"SON!" the White Ranger opened his arms.

The identical Rangers entered into an embrace, hugging each other as they caress one another's spine down to their butt. They begin making out afterwards. While the two have their tongue action, the other Rangers get smashed from the monster.

Cloud, Tifa, Jin, Xiaoyu, Asuka, Siegfried, Xianghua and Kilik were sitting on a sofa that magically appeared before them after making three wishes with buckets from a genie of popcorn and large sodas. They continue munching as they watch the battle and embrace before them.

"Where are the Powerpuff Girls?!" yelled a screaming citizen. She resembled Pamela Anderson with the way she ran so slow and her enormously large bust size.

"Hey, Tifa, is that your sister?" Jin jokingly asked her.

"Oh, yeah, we're twins," Tifa scoffed, rolling her eyes.

"No, really," wondered a serious Siegfried and Kilik. Tifa stared blankly at them. Then went back to watching and eating. And drinking.

Will the Powerpuff Girls save Townsville? Will Mrs. Bellum's face ever show? Will the breast jokes ever go away? Find out next time on... THE NEXT CHAPTER! Which will be coming soon.

AN: Don't be bummed out if we take too long. And thanks for the reviews. And Lee will be in this fan fiction; he'll be in later chapters.