A/N So here's Breaking Board next ill do Reality Fights another one of my favorite episodes. Shout out time!
AddaBlack94: Thanks. And it was actually kinda weird under the title 'Dude, Where's my sword was the episode Swan Wrath so I figured that my Netflix account didn't have Dude, Where's my sword but actually its under Swan's Wrath so those two are just going to be switched. So in other words yes I'm doing all of those episodes. And I know they all have really weird hair, I mean I love Jack but it's like he's never heard of scissors, I love his hair in the first two seasons though.
Bonjour10: Yeah, that's actually one of y favorite lines that she says, sorry. And they did have gorgeous dates I wish I could have hair like Carrie (when she curls it)
Guest: Thanks, and I try as hard as possible to put in Jack and Nikki moments some episodes are easier than others.
I walked down the school steps holding hands with Jack to overhear Eddie, Milton, and Kim's conversation.
"Duke Evans is a world champion speed board-breaker" Eddie told Kim.
"Never heard of him" I shook my head.
"Here check this out" Milton held up his phone and showed us all a video of some guy, who I'm gonna assume is Duke, breaking some boards for an advertisement.
"Duke Evans is a loser who travels around in a motor home doing karate demos" Jack said bitterly after the video had ended.
"He's having a board breaking challenge to see if anybody can break his record" Milton explained to us.
"Ooh, Jack you should try" I offered smiling.
"I would love to beat that guy's record and watch him soak up his tears with his own mullet" Jack said with an evil grin
"I don't know Jack" Eddie shook his head "you think you're ready to take a guy on like the Duke?"
"Yeah, I kinda do" Jack let go of my hand and kicked three lockers shut. As Jack walked back over Jerry came walking in… in pajamas.
"Uh, dude, you know you came to school in your pajamas, right?" Jack asked noticing him too.
Suddenly a thought occurred to me "Did I forget to lay out your clothes"
Jerry rolled his eyes and answered Jack's question "Yeah, I know. I didn't sleep a wink last night. We've got family in town and I have to share my bed with my cousin pepito"
I smirked "It sucks to lose the coin toss doesn't it?"
"So you're going to go to class like that?" Kim asked gesturing to his outfit.
Jerry scoffed "Class? No, no, no. I'm going to bed" Jerry walked over to a locker and opened it. Before he got in he whispered to me "And you did forget to lay out my clothes" I nodded as he got into the locker.
"I can't believe he's really going to bed-"
"Hey!" Jerry cut Eddie off "You kids keep it down out there, okay?"
Later, after school we were all in the dojo while Jerry helped Jack practice for the board breaking contest.
"Time" Milton called pressing a button on my stop watch
"21 boards, that was awesome" Eddie shouted.
"Thanks Eddie" Jerry stepped forward "See, it's all about technique and focus. I do this whole meditation thing before-"
"He was talking about Jack Doofus" I cut him off.
"I'll see you guys later" Kim waved walking away.
"Deuces" I called to her.
"Aren't you gonna say anything about my outfit" Kim said swaying in place.
"Not really" "What Outfit" "Nope" "Didn't notice" "You look the same to me" we all replied.
"I'm a Candy striper you freaks" Kim shouted angry. My head snapped up.
"Kim, I know you need money but hat is just wrong" I shook my head.
Kim rolled her eyes "No, I'm volunteering at the hospital"
"At a hospital. Kim, that's even worse"
"No" Kim shouted "I cheer up the patients, bring them flowers, and do everything possible to ignore what's in their bed pans" I nodded as Kim left the dojo.
"Okay, let's get back to work Jerry. I really want to break that jerks record"
"Dude" Jerry chuckled "What do you have against Duke Evans. He's got the hair of a god"
"And a really out of date drummer" I added.
"He was my hero until I met him" Jack went onto explain the story.
I frowned "Aw, babe what a jerk"
"But he is right you could rock one of them glitter get ups" Eddie added.
"Could we get back to work" Jack asked walking over to the mat.
"Dude I'm fried, can we take a break" Jerry leaned back on the bench.
"Your cousin still in town?" Eddie asked.
I smirked amused "yep, and tell 'em what he did last night Jer."
"Last night pepito… pe-peed the bed" Jerry told them annoyed.
'Let's just break a few more boards; I really wanna beat this guy!" Jack said and Jerry gave in.
"Fine…" he said and got up from the bench.
"Ready?" Jack asked.
'Yeah" Jerry nodded and held up a board. Jack punched through it and went to kicke4d the next one but ended up kicking Jerry's rib.
Jerry fell to the floor upon impact, I ran to his side "Jer, are you okay?!"
"Jerry, I'm so sorry I thought you were ready" Jack apologized standing on the other side of Jerry.
"He's alright he's just a little groggy. Jerry" Milton slapped him "it's Milton" he slapped him again.
"Yah Milton" I said calmly before shouting stop slapping him. We need to get him to a hospital"
"You're right" Eddie nodded. Jack helped Jerry up and over t the door.
"Let's go Jer" then Jack ran him into the pole "Damn it Jack!'
"Sorry" Jack apologized again helping Jerry back up.
At the hospital we were all in the waiting room, waiting to hear about Jerry's condition. Eddie and Milton were both n a seat and Jack and I were pacing the floor, well Jack was pacing and refused to let go of my hand so I was pacing with him.
"Jerry was tired. I-I-I pushed him to hard just so I could what, break Dukes record. He's in the hospital because of me"
"Jack chillax" I pulled him to a stop "I'm sure, Jerry's fine" then the doctor came walking through the doors "He's is he Doc?"
The doctor turned around and looked at us "Let me see if I can put it in terms you can understand… He has a boo-boo on his tum-tum so we had tp order some insidey pictures"
Milton stepped forward "You mean you're taking a x-ray to check for a bilateral contusion along his external factoid"
The doctor rolled his eyes "Well, thank you doctor wannabe"
"Well, you're welcome doctor talk-down-to-me" Milton threw back.
The doctor left to go check on some other patients and we all went back to our seats. A few minutes later an all too familiar scream filled the hospital and Jerry was being pushed past us on a gurney.
Jack and I followed Jerry to a room where we were blocked from entering by Kim.
"Kim, let me in" I demanded.
"I'm sorry he needs his rest" Kim denied.
"Kim-"
"Nikki no!" Kim cut me off "You two focus on beating Duke Evans and I'll take care of Jerry" I didn't like it but I agreed.
"I'd love to show that jerk up but my heart isn't in it" Jack sat down in a seat.
"Your heart isn't in what? Your chest because that could be serious" the doctor from earlier said. We all gave him strange looks before going back to our conversation.
"Fine, don't break your boards but don't tell Jerry you'll just make him feel guilty"
"She's right Jack" I sat down next to him.
"Of course I'm right. I've been working in a hospital for almost six hours"
"But not stripping" I double checked.
"Right Nikki" Kim nodded "Now let Jerry rest that poor boy is suffering"
I nodded and took Jacks hand leading him away from the room. We ended up going back to the dojo but on our way there we ran into Duke
"Hey scooter" Duke called "Coming to see the board-breaking show tonight"
Jack rolled his eyes annoyed "My names not scooter, it's Jack, and no im not"
"Too bad. It's going to be a splinter shower, brother"
"And we don't cared brother" I mimicked him.
"Whatever. I guess you two will just be one of the losers who don't see it" Duke said putting an L up on his forehead.
"I don't think you're all that Duke" Jack told him "in fact I wanted to come down here and challenge your record, but y friends in the hospital" we turned to leave but duke started laughing.
"Friend in th hospital" he mimicked like Jack was making up an excuse "sure. A little wimp like you couldn't break a board. I don't think you could break wind jack."
"You wanna say something else you egotistic little-" Jack cut me off by covering my mouth and holding me back.
"Really?" Jack let me go and broke a board that was to the right of us. I sent Duke a smug smile before I followed Jack into the dojo.
"Those boards weren't for breaking" he called after us "I was building a spice rack for my van"
"God that guys got a huge ego" I muttered when we were fully in the dojo.
"Tell me about it" Jack said not even trying to hide his irritation.
"You know if you broke his record it would put his ego in check" I offered taking a step closer.
"Nikki, I'm not going to do it while Jerry's in the hospital"
I sighed "Listen, Jack, I'm just as worried about Jerry as you are but he's in there because he was helping you practice for the board breaking challenge. So if you don't at least try to beat Duke's record it would all be for nothing"
"Do you really think I should?" Jack asked.
"Yeah, do it for Jerry" I nodded taking his hand.
Jack was still not a hundred percent sure if he should do it so we decided to go check on Jerry but not before we stopped at the store first.
When we walked into Jerry's room this is what we heard.
"Wait! No, no stop! I was faking the whole thing" my mouth dropped.
"What" Kim said but it sounded forced.
"Yeah, there is nothing wrong with me I just wanted my own bed" Milton and Eddie pulled off there masks "Milton. Eddie when did you guys become doctors"
"I don't believe this" Jack walked forward "I've been worried sick. I even bought you this stupid talking bear" he hit it and it started talking.
"I wuv you very much" the bear said.
"Oh no you don't. He's not worth your wuv" okay that was probably the cutest thing ever.
"Guys, I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. The food, the bed, Kim's oh so refreshing foot baths" Jerry said dreamily.
"That's your problem Jer you didn't think. I was going out of my mind because I was so worried; I had no idea how bad you were hurt. And now you're telling me it was all just an act so you could get your own bed. This is unbelievable" I crossed my arms and left the room. Soon the others followed me out.
As we walked down the halls we ran into Phil rolling a drunken looking Rudy in a wheelchair.
"What happened to you?" I asked looking at the corndog all over Rudy's face.
"I went to captain corndog and accidently ordered the millionth wiener" he said with a slur "They gave me free food for life so I ate ad I ate and I ate and I ate" Phil hit him "and then I blacked out"
"I found him wandering around the courtyard, his shirt off, his pants unbuckled and pieces of wiener all over his face" Phil explained.
"I have a problem" Rudy sobbed as Phil rolled I'm away.
"Yes he does" I shook my head.
We ran into the courtyard of the mall just in time for Jack to challenge Duke.
"Hey Duke, I'll give it a shot" Jack called up to him as I followed him up on the stage.
"Jack!" Duke said annoyed.
"I just need someone to hold my boards" Jack reminded us.
"I'll do it" Jerry came running over in his hospital gown "Jack I wanna make things right. Now let's break this fools record" Jerry shouted.
"Okay, Scooter. You ready on the clock" Duke called over to the guy, he nodded "You gotta break 28 boards in 5 seconds" he said like it was a lot of boards in a small amount of time.
"You got this" I gave Jack a good luck kiss before I hoped off the stage.
I stood back and watched Jack break board after board after board as the timer counted down. Jack broke his final board and we all looked over as the timer ran out and Jack had broken 29 boards.
"29 boards, we did it" Jack and Jerry hugged.
"Jack that was amazing" I ran up on the stage and hugged Jack.
"You know what? You got lucky Jack. But I'll be back next year, and you better be ready." He told Jack before he turned to a group of ladies "One of you sweet ladies wanna give Dukey a ride to the bus stop" they all gave him weird looks "Fine" he stormed off.
"Jerry that was incredible. Man, I couldn't have done it without you" Jack admitted.
"Whoo-oo!" Jerry raised his hands making his gown come undone.
"Uh, Jer. You might wanna close your gown. Everyone can see the ponies on your underwear" I laughed.
"They're not ponies" Jerry frowned "They're unicorns" he crossed his arms.