Townsville.

"Man, this is getting old." Siegfried looked at his My Little Pony watch.

"Yeah. Hey, Siegfried, let's streak," Jin said. He was already in the process of taking off his clothes, until Asuka tied him up.

"Jin, don't do that again," Kilik said, shaking his head.

"But Siegfried's doing it." Jin pouted.

Everyone turned their attentions to Siegfried, who was standing in a hotdog line. His butt was facing the group.

"Yes, can I get a hotdog with everything but relish, mustard, ketchup, mayo, and bun, please?" Siegfried ordered.

"So, basically, all you want is a hotdog?" the owner asked.

"Yes."

"Okay," the owner said, handing Siegfried a hotdog.

Siegfried returned to the group, with his hotdog while the girls stared at Siegfried.

"Why on earth would you buy a hotdog?" Tifa asked, looking at Siegfried's hotdog.

"I don't know." Siegfried was still holding his hotdog.

"Guys, that's fucking sick." Asuka stared blankly at Siegfried holding the hotdog.

"What's so gross with holding a hotdog?" Jin asked. This time, he was naked, holding his own hotdog.

"I can't believe you guys!" Tifa shrieked, shutting her eyes. She opened her eyes and closed them again, as if she didn't want to see them nude but wanted to. She kept on this number.

"I can't believe I'm related to him." Asuka looked at Jin, who was swinging his hotdog in the air.

"Hey, Siegfried! Let's play sword-fight!" Jin swung his hotdog at Siegfried.

"Nice move, but you can't touch this!" Siegfried did a torso slash with his hotdog at Jin. Jin dodged the attack.

"You're good, but not good enough!" Jin spun around, pointing his hotdog at Siegfried's head.

"Coup... de grace!" Siegfried yelled, slowly bending his back backwards, dodging the attack in slow motion.

"Okay, I can't take this anymore!" Asuka yelled, stomping away.

"Yeah. I mean, two guys playing with their hotdogs..." Tifa shook hear head, walking with Asuka.

"There are so many wrong concepts in this fanfiction," Cloud said. He looked over to Kilik, to find him...

"Kilik, why are you naked?" Cloud looked at the man, holding his Kali-Yuga.

"Nude beach, man!" Kilik began running to a beach that suddenly appeared.

"Awesome." Cloud stripped his clothes off, only holding his First Tsurugi in hand.

"Hey, let's join them," Jin suggested. He ran after Kilik and Cloud.

"Yeah!" Siegfried yelled, swinging his hotdog in the air.

Xiaoyu and Xianghua were staring the whole time. Their eyes were droopy, and their mouths were overflowing with drool.

Meanwhile... where Ivy and Vincent were...

Ivy and Vincent stared at each other for the past two days. Vincent was folding his arms over one another. Ivy was leaning on the wall.

"Poker?" Ivy inquired.

"No."

"Awww..."

Back to Townsville.

"Hello, nude beach!" yelled Cloud.

"Let the ladies welcome our..." Jin started.

"... presence?" Siegfried looked around.

"Where are the ladies?" Kilik wondered.

They were in a nude beach, alright. Except, it was inhabitant with all men. Siegfried and Jin were staring in one direction, clutching on their hotdogs. Kilik was leaning with the support of his Kali-Yuga and Cloud was covering himself with his First Tsurugi. They were approached with by an elderly man.

"Hey, boys," the old man greeted.

"Where are the women?" Kilik asked.

"They ran away."

"From what?" Cloud wondered.

"Who knows? Hey, is that a hotdog?" the old man asked.

"Uh... yeah," said Jin.

"Can I have a bite of your hotdog, if you don't mind?" the old man asked.

"Uh..." Jin and Siegfried stammered.

"Hey, guys!" Tifa, Asuka, Xiaoyu and Xianghua arrived on the scene, wearing their bikinis.

"Well, it says nude beach. We might as well take this off," Xianghua was about to take her clothes off.

"NO!" the boys yelled, grabbing the girls' hands and running away. The other men heard feminine voices, and they decided to see where it came from. They quickly got up and started to chase the gang because they were with women.

"Don't run, ladies! We're not crazy!" all of the nudist men yelled. Everyone one of them was either graying or fat. And old.

The gang ran into a clothing store, quickly putting on disguises.

Five minutes later.

The group left the clothing boutique with their disguises. Townsville was soon swarmed with naked men.

"Where did they go?!" the men asked each other.

"Come on, guys! Let's get out of here!" Asuka began running away, trying not to look obvious. She was wearing a miniature Great Dane suit, saying "Scrappy Doo" on her collar.

"Jinkies! I think they've spotted us!" Xiaoyu yelped. She was wearing an orange turtleneck, red skirt, orange stockings and square glasses with a bowl-shaped haircut.

"Ruh-oh!" Jin and Siegfried yelled. They were in a two-piece Great Dane suit, that had a collar saying "Scooby."

"There they are!" the old men spotted them.

"Zoinks! Like, let's run, guys!" Cloud yelled. He was wearing baggy brown shorts with a plain green t-shirt. His hair was bushy.

"Come on, gang! This way!" Kilik yelled. He was wearing a white long-sleeved shirt with a blue one underneath, and a orange bow. His pants were blue.

"Oh, God! I forgot my clothing at the store!" Tifa remembered. She was wearing a purple dress with a green tie.

"Nevermind, we'll get it later!" Xianghua pulled Tifa. She was in disguise of gray version of Jin's and Siegfried's suit with a red hat. Her collar said "Scooby Dum."

"Quick! In here, gang!" Kilik pointed to an alleyway. They quickly ran in, hiding behind a dumpster.

"After them!" the old men yelled, passing by the alleyway.

"Phew. That was close." Tifa slumped against the wall.

"What the hell..." Asuka looked at Siegfried and Jin. Jin, who was on the behind half, was tipping his legs up in the air against a wall. When the wall was then sprayed by yellow liquid.

"Rooby-rooby-doo!" Siegfried and Jin howled.

"Gross."

"Hey, gang. Look." Kilik pointed at a rusty, old van. It was covered in green paint that had hippie flowers all over it. The group walked over to it.

"Mystery Machine?" Tifa, Xianghua and Xiaoyu wondered at the big sign on the sides of the van.

"Check it out, Scooby. Our own food stand." Cloud was already inside, broiling some burgers.

"Rawesome, Raggy!" Jin and Siegfried hopped in.

"Tubular!" Tifa exclaimed. She was in the passenger's seat. Meanwhile, the rest went in the back of the van with the exception of Xiaoyu.

At Professor Utonium's laboratory.

"Pass that shit over here, Blossom," Buttercup ordered the orange-haired Powerpuff Girl.

"Hold your horses, you green, insensitive bitch." Blossom coughed after she took a toke.

"Wheee! I can see unicorns! And rainbows! I can see unicorns AND rainbows!" Bubbles was in the air, trying to 'catch' the 'rainbow.'

"Oh, my head," Steve moaned. He was sitting on the ground, burying his head on his knees.

Blossom passed some substance over to Buttercup. Buttercup quickly took it, and inhaled from some pipe, muttering, "Bitch" to Blossom. Soon after, Buttercup was coughing as she passed it over to Julia who was staring at the wall in front of her. Her mouth was open and she drooled.

"Unnnggghhh." Julia was groaning. She took the pipe and smoked it. After that, she coughed.

"How's that shit?" Buttercup leaned against the wall, opposite of Blossom.

"What?" Julia looked at her.

"I said, how's that shit?" Buttercup said a bit louder.

"Uhm... my final answer is D!" Julia yelled.

"Huh?" Buttercup stared at Julia.

"Do I win? Do I win?!" Julia was bouncing up and down.

"Win what?" Blossom asked.

"A million dollars!" Julia jumped on the Professor's tables, smashing his experiments.

"Look out, Mr. Bear! We're coming to get you!" Bubbles chased an imaginary bear. She ran into the door, her form smashed and flat. The door suddenly swung open, which smashed Bubbles again. The Professor was standing with his usual white laboratory suit.

"What's going on in here?! Are you girls high off of chalk again?!" the Professor asked furiously.

"Lee?" Steve noticed who the Professor was.

"Steve? What are you doing here?" Lee asked the boxer.

"Don't know. Some green light sucked Julia and I in here and--" Steve was cut off by some green light, which Ivy and Vincent appeared out of nowhere.

"--brought us to this place. Then these girls asked if we wanted to smoke chalk," Steve finished.

"Oh... GOD NO. I'm stuck with this woman." Vincent shook his head, realizing he's been sucked along with Ivy.

"Oh, my..." Ivy looked at Lee.

"Holy cow..." Lee looked at Ivy.

"Professor! You two have the same hair!" Buttercup and Blossom noticed. They were floating in the air.

"Whoooaaa! You two are flying!" Bubbles was shocked. She was more than high, seeing as how she fell on the floor, knocked out.

'This man and I have the same hair...' Ivy thought.

"Yeah, he does," Julia said, appearing next to Ivy.

"How did you hear that?" Ivy looked at Julia curiously.

"I don't know." Julia stared at Ivy. Then she poked her right breast and giggled.

"LET ME THE FUCK OUT!" Vincent was banging on the walls. For he was too dumb to notice there was a door behind Lee. Everyone remained silent, except Vincent.

'Now what?' Lee thought.

'We are the champions, my friend. We'll keep on fighting to the end!' Buttercup was thinking.

'Two... silver-haired dominatrixes...' Steve looked at Ivy. He was hallucinating.

'...' Julia's head was blank.

'The Professor looks so hot. I could... just rub my body all over him. And he favours me the most. God, Blossom! What are you thinking!' Blossom blushed.

'That's just gross, Blossom.' Lee thought.

"LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!" Vincent yelled. 'Oh, there's a door.'

'Idiots. Why couldn't I be paired with Siegfried?' Ivy complained through her thoughts.

Back to the gang.

"Ahh... ahhh... AHHH-CHOO!" Siegfried sneezed in his Scooby Doo suit.

"Jinkies, Siegried!" Xiaoyu gasped.

The laboratory.

"Now what?" Lee asked.

"Didn't you think that a moment ago?" Steve asked.

"Yeah... wait. How did you know?" Lee looked curiously at him.

"No idea." Steve shrugged.

"Oh. Well, let's go upstairs." Lee began walking upstairs.

"Munchies," Bubbles moaned in her sleep.

Will the girls EVER save Townsville in time? Will the gang solve the mystery behind their gathering? Will Siegfried ever get Benadryl? Find out next time... on WTF Wars.

AN: Alrighty-ho. Stay tuned. Yeah, I know. It's short.