A/N Reality Fights! Oh my god! I have 39 reviews on this story. Hopefully this chapter will bring me up to 40. Shout out time!

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"Get him Kim!" I clapped watching Jerry and Kim spar. Kim dodged a kicked from Jerry then kicked him right in the face. Jerry spun around falling to the floor.

"Thanks Nikki" Jerry groaned rolling on the floor.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Rudy called running over "you kids are getting sweat all over my mats. This is why we can't have nice things

"Rudy calm down. Why are you getting so worked up?" Jack asked

"Bobby Wasabi is on his way here right now and he's got big news"

"I love his entrances. His last one was so cool" Eddie said nodding his head.

I scrunched my face in disgusted "It was the opposite actually. If you are gonna fly a jet pack in a Kimono at least have the decency to wear some underpants"

Eddie waved me off and walked away, I turned back to Rudy "Well this time he promised his entrance isn't gonna be a big deal. He wants everything quiet and low key" Rudy said just as a fanfare went off.

I rolled my eyes as a group of ninjas rolled Bobby in "quiet and low key? I don't think so" I shook my head.

"I would have been here sooner, but we hit a pot hole and blew out a ninja" how do you blow out a ninja.

"That is an awesome ride" Eddie said as Bobby got out.

"I wonder if it's street legal" Jerry asked wide eyed.

"It's part hot tub, part rickshaw, and all par-tay" bobby told us as the ninja wiped the suds off of Bobby.

I placed a hand on my hip "So B. W. what's the big news?"

"I just signed a deal to produce a brand new martial arts reality show called… the Wasabi Warrior!" So? "And… it's going to take place in a dojo" he added still So? "Your dojo" I gaped. "6 karate students living together in a world where they must outplay, outfight, and outwit one another. You'll be playing for a brand new Kamasaki water rider" we all crowded it. This is sick.

"Hang on a second guys" Eddie called our attention "we've all seen those reality shows. Sometimes they bring out the worst in people."

"Yeah, Eddie's right" Rudy agreed "I mean this dojo is a place of honor where we come to study martial arts-"

"All I need is a host" Bobby cut him off.

"Oh please, please pick me, pick me" Rudy ran over to him "I've wanted to be a reality host my whole life"

"All right" bobby nodded "You'll do"

"I'm a host!" Rudy shouted. Bobby nodded "I'm the host! I need a fanfare" Rudy started to play the trumpet off key. He stopped coughing "This thing is filled with Ninja spit"

The Wasabi Warrior…

"Six Karate students are about to face the challenge of their lives. Jack… Nikki… Kim… Eddie… Milton… Jerry… Only one can be the… Wasabi Warrior" That was Bobby's introduction of us. Now we were all outside the dojo while Rudy got the show started.

"Welcome to 'Wasabi Warrior' I'm your host and Sensei Rudy" Milton waved into the camera and Rudy pushed him away "You're about to enter a world of mental and physical challenges, Where you should always expect the un expected" Rudy clicked a button and there was a loud explosion and a car alaram started blaring.

"What was that?" Jack asked.

"I just blew up my car you didn't expect that did you?" We all shook our head "Now go on in and choose your living space and I'll be right back with your first challenge" Rudy said that and I didn't even wait for him to finish before I darted inside.

When we walked in the dojo was decorated with tables and couches and little sectioned off spaces.

"Check this place out. It's amazing" Jack said as we walked in.

"Oh I call that spot" Kim shouted running for the pink one. Jack copied running for the green one I also copied running for the purple one which was in between the green and red one. I started unpacking all my things and setting up my pineapple comforter, pillow and lamp. I'm making it homey, don't judge.

After we all got unpacked and into our gi's we walked back out into the courtyard, where it was set up for a challenge

"Welcome to the dragons playground. By random draw, Kim, Eddie, and Milton, this challenge is for you. It's a race. The first part consists of the ball pit of despair. It may look like fun but beware of hidden ninjas. Then you're off to the Banzai Bounce. Lastly, you have to get through the path of the tiger. Whoever hits the buzzer first, wins the challenge"

"Uh, I have a question. When you hit the Banzai Bounce are you allowed to flip over-"

"Go!" Rudy cut Eddie off by blowing an air horn. They took off and at first Kim was in the lead but then Milton practically glided over the ball [it. So now he was in the lead but he got his foot stuck in the Banzai Bounce to which Kim got over easily. Eddie got captured by a ninja. Kim got to the path of the Tiger where she got knocked over. Milton crawled across that and won the challenge.

We all walked over to him "Congratulations, Milton. You won the challenge. Your prize is a gourmet lobster dinner" Rudy told him

Milton gasped "I can't believe it. I love lobster."

"Milton, before oyu sit down for your lobster feast, you have a choice. If you eat lobster, everyone else in the house eats gruel. Or you can eat gruel, while everyone else eats lobster" We practically begged Milton but he didn't give it to us.

So here we are back in the dojo eating gruel watching Milton eat his lobster, I don't even like lobster but it's probably better than this crap. "So… how's the gruel?"

"Like shit" I muttered.

"Little dry" Jerry added tipping the bowl over. It didn't even flinch. I leaned back on the couch with Jacks arm wrapped around my shoulder.

"Guys, first chance we get Milton's gotta go" Kim whispered to us.

"I was thinking the same thing" Jack said peeved.

"Don't have to tell me twice" I whispered back.

"I think I'm done with this one" Milton threw a piece of his lobster on the table. Everyone shared a look then jumped for it. I stood up and walked over to Milton.

"Hey, Can I have your lemon?" I asked pointing to it.

"My- my lemon?" Milton repeated confused "Don't you want some lobster"

I scrunched my nose "Ew, no. Lobsters gross. I may be hungry but I'm not that hungry. So?" I trailed off pointing to the lemon.

"I guess" he picked it up and handed it to me.

"Thanks" I smiled then slipped it in my mouth. God, I love lemons.

We were all once again back out in the dojo for the second challenge. Rudy told me I play a special part in this one and honestly I was excited to see what it was.

"Our second challenge is the emperor's bridge. Jerry and Jack you're up. The object is to try and knock your opponent off the bridge. Jerry, you'll be fighting with a pugil stick. And, Jack since you're a black belt, you'll be fighting with… a feather"

"Okay, great. Now how do I fit into this" I asked Rudy.

"Excellent question Nikki. You will be p[laying for immunity. You will stand at least 10 feet away and if you can hit each of them with at least one paint ball you will earn your immunity" he handed me a loaded paintball gun.

"Sweet" I took it and ran over to the marked spot.

Rudy hit the gong signaling them to start. I cocked the gun and shot Jack.

"Ow, seriously?!"

"Don't look at me gaining immunity here. Watch out" I called to him when Jerry tried to hit him with the pugil stick. Jack ducked missing like six swings. Before he finally hit him, I kept shooting at them but Jerry wouldn't hold still. "Dammit" I muttered when I was almost out. Jerry sneezed and flipped off the bridge.

"Gesundheit" Jack called down to him.

"Great job, Jack. You won. Sorry Nikki looks like you don't get that immunity"

I smirked "Not so fast" I helped Jerry stand up and wiped the mud off his cheek to reveal my blue paint ball stain. "Sweet Pineapples! What is that I see? Oh yeah that's right my immunity"

"Congratulations" Rudy congratulated me.

Video Recording…

I leaned back in the chair "Yeah, that's right who has two thumbs, awesome hair and immunity. This girl. Can't touch this"

"Now jack you have a choice" Rudy turned to Jack "A traveling carnival abandoned this porta-pooper. Everyone else in the dojo will have to spend five minutes in what we call the chamber of horrors." We all gasped "Or you can spare your friends-"

"And your girlfriend. Might I add" I cut in.

Rudy rolled his eyes "by doing the five minutes yourself" Jack, thankfully, chose to do the five minutes. He was constantly screaming, I felt kinda bad. Then of all the terrible things, it tipped over.

Finally it was time for elimination and I was so glad I had this immunity. It was intense. Although I'm pretty sure Milton's going home.

"This is where our game takes a little" bobby hit the gong "twist. That you couldn't possibly have seen" Bobby hit the gong again "coming. Now well go ahead" another gong hit. "Would you please stop that?"

"I'm sorry. I love the gong"

"It's time for a vote to decide which of you will be going home in shame. Of course Nikki is safe due to her immunity" I smirked "I've counted the votes. And the person voted out of the dojo is… going home. And that person is… one of you"

"Who is it?" Bobby suddenly shouted "Tell me! Tell me!"

"It's… Jack"

"What?!" Jack shouted "After what I did for you people, you stabbed me in the back"

I stood up "For the record I voted off Milton"

"Ooh" we all looked back at bobby "I did not see that coming" the ninjas came and took Jack away.

WE were all back in the dojo and Kim and I were on one bench Milton on the other, Eddie was standing between the two and Jerry was pacing behind us.

"I can't believe Jack's gone. It doesn't feel right? He's our friend" Eddie walked into his sectioned off room.

"I'm really gonna miss him. I feel so bad." Kim said and I scoffed.

I stood up and Milton sat down in my seat "Kim, I gotta admit voting Jack off was bri-" Kim elbowed him.

"You guys what?!

"I'm sorry Nikki, but we have to work together it's the only way anyone wins on these shows"

I gaped at her "Did you all form an alliance?"

"No it wasn't like that Nikki. We just met in secret wand decided to do whatever it takes to win, and now that I'm hearing it, yes, absolutely, we have an alliance" Jerry sat back down.

"That's not fair" I crossed my arms.

"Well you're not going to have to worry about it much longer because you're next" Kim told me and I gasped.

Jerry stood up "You told me Milton was out next"

Milton gasped and stood up "You told me Jerry was out next"

Kim stood up "Everyone, just calm down. I mean… how much fun was that ball pit?"

"You no who you could trust in this game?" Milton asked.

"No one" we all finished and stormed into our rooms or well a room. I went into Kim's Jerry went into Jacks, Kim went into mine and Milton went into Jerry's.

We all walked back out "We really need to put our names on these things"

"Yeah" I shouted walking back into mine.

We were finally back out in the courtyard for our next challenge.

"Welcome to your next challenge. It's called the Banzai Brunch. They say revenge is a dish best served cold. That's why we've bought in a very special chef-Your old friend… Jack" Jack raised his head winked at me.

"Welcome back" I leaned forward on the table.

"Hello friends" Jack walked over to the other side of the table "I put together this menu with you in mind. At least one of you must clear your plate or I'm back in the game"

"Martial Arts requires focus and mental toughness. Those skills are about to be put to the test"

"Hello Kim" Jack said coming up behind her. "Maybe you can make a meal out of mealworms"

"I'm out' Kim walked away.

"Eddie" Jack walked over. "You wanna see what I have for you?" Eddie shook his head "What's the matter? Cat got your… tongue" Eddie fainted.

"Milton, you know what goes great with lobster? Panamanian Dung Slug"

Milton picked one up "Just pretend like it's a big French fry with mucus sacs swimming in a nice green slim sauce" he ate one and ended up throwing up.

"And Nikki. Nikki, Nikki, Nikki"

"Let's see what you got Jack" I challenged.

"I got a special surprise for you" Jack lifted the lid and revealed… pineapples?

"Uh, Jack you do know pineapples are my favorite food right?"

Jack nodded with a smirk on his face "Oh, I do but I also know you wouldn't dare eat it with… Chocolate" he poured some over top.

I screamed "Nikki, what's wrong. It's a chocolate cover pineapple… Eat it!" Kim shouted.

I shook my head "You monster" I looked down at the pineapple "How could you ruin something so sweet by putting something so horrid over top"

"You don't like chocolate?" Milton asked.

"Chocolate is the most disgusting thing I will ever taste" I looked at Jack "You won this battle"

"Jerry you're our only hope to keep Jack out of the game" Kim said to him.

Jerry smirked "don't worry I got this. Let me warm up with a couple of appetizers" he went and ate a little of everything the meal worms, the slug, the cat tongue but when he came to mine he picked it up "Ew… Pineapple" he licked all the chocolate off and dropped the pineapple back on my plate.

"Jerry's gonna do this"

"Hit the road Jack" Kim smiled victoriously.

"Not yet. Jerry still has to clear his plate" I looked at Jack, what on earth could Jerry not eat? Jack lifted the lid and revealed a saltine cracker. Jerry and I both screamed. When we were five we went to the beach and eating a pack of saltines. We looked over and saw our grandma in a bikini,

Jerry picked up the cracker and started shaking I took a step back trying not to look at the thing "it's a cracker man up you big baby!" Kim shouted. Jerry took one bite and fell to the floor screaming.

"Well, congratulations, Jack. No one can clean their plate. So you are back in the game"

Jack ripped of his hat "Yeah, back in the game, fools"

I walked over to Jerry and knelt down next to him "Jer, are you okay?"
"Put a robe on, nana. I'm just a little boy" I frowned and patted his arm. Poor Jerry.

Back in the dojo I sat in between Kim and Jack, I was leaned back with a small bowl of pineapple chunks. What? Seeing the chocolate covered ones have made me hungry.

Eddie stood up "Okay, look, it's obvious there's a lot of tension in here. Why don't we just take our minds off of it and play a little game?"

"What kind of game" Jerry asked bouncing his leg.

"It's called 'One-word Story' so we go around in a circle and make-up a story but you can only say one word. I'll start this…"

"Stupid" Me.

"Game" Kim.

"Eats" Jack.

"Hairy" Milton.

"Moose" Jerry.

"Okay!" Eddie shouted

"I have a game" Kim said out of nowhere "It's called you four lose and I win a water rider on national television" now that makes more sense.

'That's right. We're on television" Jack stood up and spoke to the camera "Hey everybody, Kim had a crush on that Goth dude from the yogurt shop with the detachable ponytail"

Kim jumped up "I do not!" she shouted. "Wait, that ponytail's not real?"

I laughed at that addition and she scowled at me "What are you laughing at" she turned to the camera "Hey Frank Nikki's in love with you"

I gasped "I am not!" I shouted. She just wants his obsession with me to grow doesn't she? Jerry started laughing.

I turned to him "What are you laughing about" I turned to the camera "First night here Jerry cried for mommy"

Jerry gasped and Milton started laughing "What are you laughing at?" he ran into Milton's room and ran back out with a stuffed bunny "Milton can't go to sleep without his little bunny"

Milton gasped "How long have you known about Rondell?" he snatched it away.

We all started shouting at each other only to be cut off by Rudy ringing a gong. "Wow that is fun" he laughed "okay. Time for the final challenge. When it's over only one warrior will remain"

"Oh it won't be over till the blondes on the water rider" Kim crossed her arms.

Jerry walked over "yeah, but which one of us is the blonde" we all stared at him. Really?

When we all got to the final challenge Rudy had us stand on a ledge "Welcome to the hang tough wall. The last person to drop will be presented with the title of Wasabi Warrior by Bobby Wasabi himself"

Bobby looked up from his sandwich "You got that right Rudy"

"So that's it? All we have to do is stand here? This is gonna be a piece of cake we were born standing up" Jerry nudged me.

I looked at everyone "He's telling the truth. Our mom had us on a bus and there were no empty seats"

"Oh, it's more than just standing" some poles came out over top of us "Grab a hold of your pegs because you're about to… hand tough" we grabbed onto the poles and the ledge disappeared. Release the Wasabi wind"

Wind started to blow at us "A little breeze doesn't bother me. I'm not letting go until my butt hits that water rider"

"Guys, I don't know if I can keep hanging any longer. My arms are getting so"

"Forget it Jack" we all shouted cutting him off.

"It's time for the flaming balls of fury" Some tennis balls started hitting us most of them missing.

""Is this even legal?" Eddie shouted.

"Is that all you got? You call yourselves Ninjas?" then a Tennis Ball hit him with really good aim "Ow! Nice shot!" he called in a high pitch voice.

"You guys must be getting pretty hungry up there. We've blended together the delicious leftovers from our eating challenge- The worms, The tongue, the slugs, the chocolate pineapples"

"The saltines?" Jerry asked with a look of horror.

"Yes Jerry! The saltines" Jerry screamed.

I looked up at the buckets "I'm done" I let go and fell to the floor. I got up and watched the rest take its course. They all got it poured on them and it was disgusting. They all got into this huge fight until Eddie stopped them. They all agreed to to drop at the same time. They all let go except one person. Eddie. That sly dog.

They all walked over to me "Where's Eddie"

"Um?" I pointed up to him.

What's up suckers?" Eddie called then dropped.

"He got you all good" I smirked.

'We have our Wasabi Warrior" Rudy called

"Well played, Eddie. Well played" Bobby clapped

"No hard feelings, right guys. Just playing the game" Eddie spread out his arms.

Jack walked forward "Eddie. You are a lying, conniving snake. Seriously dude, that was… awesome! Now come one group hug"

I took a step back "Um no, you all need a shower"

"Oh come on Nikki" Jack walked over to me.

"Jack no. No! Stop!" he caught me and kissed me.