After the gang recovered in some nearby hotel.

"Alright, guys, now that we've recovered in some nearby hotel," Kilik started. He looked to see everyone exhausted.

"We can relax," he finished.

"I think we got the idea, Kilik," Asuka says.

"I know. I'm just hoping Siegfried, Cloud and Jin did." Kilik looked at the trio.

"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!" Cloud was serious.

"I'll kill him! The cookie monster! That blue son of a blue!" Siegfried gritted his teeth, holding his Requiem backwards.

"Blue son of a blue?" Tifa asked at Siegfried's reference of the Cookie Monster.

"I think Siegfried means 'bitch'." Xiaoyu nodded.

"Well?" Kilik looked over to Xianghua who was holding up multiplication tables at Siegfried.

"Two times two is four as bitch is..." Xianghua was holding up a picture of a female dog. Siegfried was trying to reach down inside his pants when he was smacked by Kilik's Kali-Yuga.

"Ow! Come on, Kilik! You've hurt me so much with that long rod of yours! Now my hand is going to be in pain after dealing with your long, hard rod! First, it was my back which later trailed to my bottom! Now- my hand!" Siegfried was nursing his hand.

"You know. I'm going to kill the very first person who made yaoi fanfiction about me." Kilik leaned back against the bed.

"Where's Jin?" Tifa began looking around for Jin.

"Where's Siegfried?" Asuka got up.

"Wasn't he just there a while ago?" Xiaoyu pointed to a dotted outline of Siegfried's body.

"Oh... no..." Kilik said as soon as he heard two men screaming outside of their hotel room. The group quickly ran out.

"Hope on board! It's peanut-buttery and jelly time!" a blond man butt ass naked was running through the halls.

"I'm on Mars, I'm so famous! Soon I'll land right on Uranus!" some black haired Asian man yelled, accompanying the blond.

"Come on, guys. Let's get them." Asuka chased the two. The others followed suit.

Meanwhile, at the hotel room.

Cloud was waving his arms in the air with his eyes closed inside of the bathtub.

"Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco."

The Lobby.

"Excuse me!" Asuka ran past a group of teenagers. She was followed by Tifa, Kilik, Xiaoyu and Xianghua.

"Zoinks, like, wasn't that Velma?" Shaggy asked the group.

"I'm right here, Shaggy." Velma poked Shaggy.

"Rhere's Red?" Scooby turned around to see him and Daphne making out.

"Fred," Velma said.

"M'hm..." Fred said.

"Fred."

"Mmm."

"FRED!"

"Nani? Eh?"

"Oh, lord. The dumb authors must have had their language preset to Japanese."

The gang somehow lost the two, where they disappeared in a crowd.

"I'm not going into that," Tifa objected.

"Why not?" Kilik asked.

"I'd rather not talk about it." Tifa blushed.

"Oh, come on!" Asuka ran in, punching and kicking her way through.

"HULK SMASH!" Xiaoyu ran in with a pair of Incredible Hulk gloves. She cleared a path for them.

"Thanks, Ling!" Tifa yelled, running into the crowd. Unfortunately, the crowd closed the gap.

"Hey, whose boobs touched my arms?" some randomer looked around.

"Shut up." Tifa punched the person asking.

As the gang chases the two...

Siegfried and Jin come out from some hallway, wearing identical black t-shirts: Siegfried's said "I'm with stupid" and Jin's said "He's with stupid" pointing at each other. The group ran past Jin and Siegfried, not noticing their attire because Siegfried's hair was in a mullet and Jin's own was in Liberty spikes. They were licking on ice cream cones.

"Hey, wasn't that Kilik, Asuka, Pururun, Xiaoyu and Xianghua?" Siegfried looked at them running after a blond and black haired men.

"Yep. That was Kilik, Asuka, Pururun, Xiaoyu and Xianghua. Wanna crash some weddings?" Jin suggested.

"Why the hell not?" Siegfried tossed away his ice cream one which landed on Heihachi's bald spots. Jin did the same, which landed on Nightmare's eye.

"Assholes." Heihachi threw the cone away.

"Ow, my EYE! Oh, GOD IT HURTS!" Nightmare was clutching the air.

"Okay. So, what should we name the tournament?" Heihachi resumed their meeting, writing down suggestions for their upcoming fighting tournament.

"What about Iron Fist?"

"Taken."

"Iron Swords?"

"Too close."

"Iron Battle?"
"What are you, trying to get the Jacks and Tetsujin to press charges for racism against us?"

"Well, what should it be called?"

"I don't know."

"WTF!" some random person yelled after being kicked in the crotch from a voluptuous woman who was wearing a scarlet dress.

"What about WTF?" Nightmare looked at Heihachi.

"I love you, Anna Williams!" the man in pain yelled.

"What's WTF?"

"No, you don't!" Anna yelled back.

"Warriors Tournament Fury."

"Good idea. Hey, let's make a Death Star."

"Yes. I'll call Cervantes."

"Oh, good idea! I'll call Kazuya."

Nightmare and Heihachi flipped open their phones. Nightmare's wallpaper had a half-naked picture of an Uruk-Hai and Heihachi's had a half-naked of some old cleaning lady. They quickly dialed Kazuya's and Cervantes' number.

"Yo', home dawg! What it is?" Nightmare said to Cervantes.

"Yargh, matey! How ya' diggin' dem dope ass hoez back at yo' crib? Likin' me chest 'n booty?"

"They a'ight. Listen, I got some mad idea, a'ight. Me and Wrinkly F.A.R.T. got some mad skillz, yo'. We goin' do it like how we roll, ya' dig?"

"A'ight, a'ight. I feel ya', I feel ya'."

"It goin' be off tha' hook, ya'na' mean?"

"We goin' pull it off. I'm likin' ya' taste, homie G."

"A'ight. Peace out, roll dawg."

"D-Z Pirate out."

Nightmare closed his phone and looked back at Heihachi.

"Yes, I would like to place a Collect call please?"

"To whom?"

"Mishima Brittany Kazuya."

"One moment."

Elevator music was playing for a minute.

"Hello?" Kazuya's voice was raspy.

"Brittany."

"Uh, who's Brittany? You have the wrong number!" Kazuya was alerted.

"It's Heihachi."

"Oh. What do you want?"

"Just some cooperation and assistance in universal domination."

"What's in it for me?"

"You can wear some black suit and breathe heavily."

"Okay."

"Okay."

"Okay."

"Okay."

"Okay." Kazuya hung up.

"Darn it. I was going to ask if he wanted to build it himself." Heihachi closed his phone. He turned back to Nightmare.

"So what did Cervantes say?"

"About what?"

"The plan."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell him." Nightmare opened his phone back up.

They were suddenly interrupted by a group of P. Jacks, Gun-Jacks, Jack models 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 holding signs. And Tiny Jack who was limping with the support of a cane. Tetsujin confronted Heihachi and Nightmare.

"Heihachi Mishima!" Tetsujin said.

"You can talk?" Heihachi looked at the metal thing.

"Well... no. Jack!"

"Heihachi Mishima!" Jack 2 said.

"Yes?"

"We're protesting against you for racism made against us. We would like fifty dollars in cash right now." Jack stomped the ground, causing him to fall through. He was replaced by another Jack 2 model.

"Why fifty?" Heihachi asked.

"Our processings can't go past fifty."

"Oh."

"Well?"

"How about... working for me?"

"We will not accept becoming sex workers. It is sodomy and forbidden, acording to the Bible 1.1001101010111010101 version HP," Jack said.

"... No, you sterile rust buckets. How about becoming a part of our droids army?"

"What's in it for us?" Jack 2 asked.

"What's in it for us?" Jack 3 asked.

"What's in it for us?" Jack 4 asked.

"What's in it for us?" Jack 5 asked.

"What's in it for us?" Gun-Jack asked.

"What's in it for us?" P. Jack asked.

"What's in it for us?" the other Jack models asked.

"You get Duracell batteries," Nightmare said.

"We do not compute," Jack said.

"We do not compute," Jack 2 said.

"We do not compu--" the other Jacks suddenly shut down.

"Still need that offer?" Heihachi asked.

"We'll take the job," Jack 5 said. The other Jacks suddenly turned on again.

"Returning to online status," the Jacks said.

"Good. Now... time to concoct an evil plan! Bwuahahaha!" Heihachi laughed evilly.

"Bwuahahaha!" Nightmare laughed evilly, too.

"Mwuahahaha!" Heihachi leaned over to Nightmare.

"Nwuahahaha!" Nightmare nodded his head.

"Mwa-hah. Mwa-hah. Mwa-hah. Mwa-hah," all the Jacks laughed evilly with a robotic accent.

"And a Merry Christmas to all!" Tiny Jack lifted his other hand in the air. The others looked at him. Nightmare kicked his cane.

"Fine kick, sir!"

"Get lost, chump!" Heihachi pointed to the door.

Back to pursuing the two.

"Siegfried, get back here!" Asuka yelled after pausing for a breather.

"What?" Siegried approached the group.

"Not you!"

"Oh. Come on, Roy," Siegfried said, being pulled by a white tiger clamping on his neck.

"When will those guys stop?" Tifa was leaning against the wall.

"When will who stop?" Siegfried and Jin appeared out of nowhere. They stared at the two naked men who got busted for streaking which turned out to be Paul Phoenix and Forrest Law.

"I thought you two were running around naked again." Kilik stared in disbelief at the two.

"No. We tried crashing one wedding but we got bored after the groom was talking about how his new wife was wonderful to him." Jin shrugged.

"Well... shouldn't that be... a good thing?" Tifa chuckled.

"No. The groom suddenly told the stories about his bride cheating on him with some snake. And he cried," Siegfried said.

"Awww," the girls said together.

"Whose wedding was it?" Kilik asked.

"Adam and Eve."

"Oh."

"Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. Marco. I found you!" Cloud felt a pair of big breasts. He smiled and opened his eyes.

"Uh oh..." Cloud noticed whose breasts they were.

"Cloud, run!" Tifa called for Cloud, who was already running towards the group.

"Not here, you idiot!" Asuka ran away.

"Here we go again." Kilik dragged Siegfried and Jin.

"Wheee!" Xiaoyu giggled while Xianghua gave her a piggy-back ride.

"Fee Fi Fo Fum!" the Big Show chased them.

Somewhere over the rainbow...

"She's after me Lucky Charms!" a leprechaun was being chased by Nina Williams.

"I know you have gold, boy-o. Get back here, ya little bugga'!" Nina kept shooting at the Lucky Charms leprechaun.

Back to the group, who safely escaped the Big Show's clutches after walking up long staircases.

"That was close!" Siegfried was breathing in.

"Tell me about it!" Jin stood up.

"Who's that?" Kilik pointed over to some Asian man wearing a black cotton shirt tucked inside of his black slacks with black casual shoes, black gloves and black shades. Oh, and a black leather belt. His arms were folded.

"I don't know, but he's pretty cute," said Asuka.

"Dreamy," Tifa, Xianghua, Xiaoyu and Cloud were suddenly leaning against their clamped hands, day dreaming.

"Who are you?" Jin asked.

"I'm Chris, the co-author." Chris was staring furiously at Jin.

"The what-what?" Siegfried asked. Chris shook his head.

"Anyway, you guys are completely way off of the storyline. All of you, follow me back to the penthouse and- what the... Cloud, stop imagining me!"

"Sorry!" Cloud blushed.

"You're gay?" Asuka asked.

"Yaoi!" Xianghua squealed.

"Kawaii!" Xiaoyu yelped.

"No, it's just, he's so easy to imagine in a dress!" Cloud smiled.

"Okay. That's enough." Chris turned around, walking to the end of the hall that ended with two big doors. The group followed.

Somewhere over the rainbow... again.

"I think I'm safe. Thanks, Snap, Crackle and Pop!" the leprechaun shook their hands.

"Anytime."

"Now there be no escapin', lad." Nina jumped inside from the window, holding up an ATK-74.

"Nooooo!"

Át hotel room number 999.

"Have I made myself clear?" Chris looked at the group.

"Crystal!" Tifa gleefully piped up, bouncing a little. Drool slipped out of Chris' mouth.

"Anyway, Siegfried, Jin, are we clear?" Chris looked at the two observing some dust falling down from the light shining through the window.

"Siegfried. Jin. Are we clear?" Siegfried and Jin's heads were moving in sync.

"Uhm... Siegfried, Jin...?" Xianghua snapped her fingers.

"Trificus Totalus!" Asuka waved a wand in front of them.

"Who-what-where-when-why-how-I didn't do it!" Siegfried and Jin jumped up.

"Anyway. We need to have our actual plot before Matt turns this into some gay and lesbian fanfiction." Chris leaned against his chair.

"Will not!" Matt objected. "Maybe..."

"So, what do you want me to do?" Tifa asked.

"A lot of things, Tifa, trust me, but just stop gallivanting around. And you two have to stop streaking. And... Cloud, seriously, cut the shit."

"But, you look like a damn girl!"

"Knock it off, man."

"Whatever you need!" Tifa smiled.

"Alright. The rooms have been attacked by Donkey, Dixie, Trixie, Mixie, Bixie, King and Bob Kongs. You guys stay here for the night."

"Do we share rooms?" Tifa asked hopefully.
"Yes. The girls share a room with the girls, and the boys with boys," Matt said.

"Okay." Tifa pouted.

"Alright, so we'll see you all later." Matt and Chris exited the penthouse.

"Tifa! You were flirting!" Xianghua smiled at her, gasping.

"Was not!" Tifa hid her blushing face.

"You just met the guy and you're already flirting with him. It's love, Tifa." Xiaoyu hugged her friend.

"Mini-bars. Awesome!" Kilik was fumbling with different types of drinks. Asuka was looking through some pictures in Matt's room, and stuffed it in her shirt. She was caught by Jin, who saw some pictures falling out of her shirt.

"A naked... man." Jin made a puking action.

"Porn? Gross!" Siegfried ran out of the room.

"Shut up. It's for evidence." Asuka ran out of the room.

At the Lobby.

"Are you sure it's a good idea to leave those guys by themselves?" Chris asked. He leaned forwards, taking a sip from his frappe latte.

"Of course. What could go wrong? They have Siegfried." Matt sipped some coffee.

"Chris? Chris? Yo'. Hey. What the hell is wrong with you?" Matt kept asking at Chris, whose jaw was dropped.

"FAN GIRLS!" Chris pointed behind him, where a horde of fan girls were running over to Matt and him.

"But, we're not under fiction!"

"That's not the problem. They'll demand yaoi."

"So?"
"They'll torture us with sexual devices and re-runs of Arthur."

"Noooo!" they began running away, being chased by the swarm of fan girls.

"Boy love! Boy love! Boy love!" the girls chanted while chasing the authors.

Will the authors escape the fan girls? Will Tifa confess her love? Will Asuka gain obsession with Matt's naked body? Will the Empire be run by a balding, old man and an deformed-armed mutant? Will Nina have a serious role in this fanfiction? Will I stop asking questions beginning with "will"? Find out next time on... the Twilight Zone!