Back at the hotel.

"Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin, Jin!" Xiaoyu repeated.

"What? You've been saying my name for the past eight hours!" Jin waved his arms in the air.

"No, she wasn't." Tifa stared blankly at Jin.

"Shut up, author lover!" Jin yelled.

"Yeah, author lover!" Siegfried joined Jin with a laugh. Tifa's lips were trembling. She was on the brink of crying.

"Knock it off, guys. Who wants margaritas?" Kilik was holding a tray filled with margaritas.

"Sounds good to me!" Cloud took one sip.

"OH, GOD! I'M DRUNK!" Cloud collapsed.

"Cloud, that wasn't a margarita," Asuka said.

"It wasn't?" Cloud held up the drink.

"That's Capri sun." Kilik shook his head.

"Oh." Cloud took a margarita.

"Yay! It landed on Jin!" Xiaoyu clapped her hands.

"No! Why me?" Jin looked at the bottle pointing at him.

"Truth or dare? Dare? Okay!" Xiaoyu jumped up and down.

"I didn't say dare." Jin watched her jump and down.

"Now you did." Xiaoyu leaned in.

"Crap..." Jin edged away.

"We dare you... to..." Xiaoyu was contemplating.

"Better be with his clothes on, Xiao," Asuka swore.

"Awww. Now I'm going to think harder. Hrm." Xiaoyu placed a finger on her chin.

"Kazama! I found you! Now I'll kick your ass!" Hwoarang kicked down the door.

"What did I ever do to you?"

"Not you, Asuka. He's talking about me." Jin went into a fighting stance.

"Round one... FIGHT!" Stacy Keibler and a Torrie Wilson passed the two holding up bout cards.

"Wooo-sha! Wooo-sha! Wo-sha-sha-sha-sha-sha!" Hwoarang was spinning his head in circles.

"Impressive. But you are no match for... Ultimate Underpants Jin Kazama!" Jin ripped off his clothes, wearing only his customized bunny boxers.

"What the hell?"

"Hwoarang and Jin were rivals since the third tournament," Xiaoyu said.

"For what?" Asuka asked.

"Long story."

Flashback.

Jin walks around with his mother in the mall. They stop only to talk to Baek Doo San and Hwoarang. Jin stares at Hwoarang. Hwoarang stares at Jin.

"Awww, a cute little boy!" some lady says at Jin.

"Awww, a cute little girl!" some lady says to Hwoarang.

"I loathe you, Kazama."

"Holy shit, Hwoarang! You can talk!" Baek was taken back by Hwoarang.

End of flashback.

"Somebody called him a girl?" Xianghua asked.

"Well, it's actually more in depth. Jin turned down Hwoarang when Jin promised to be Hwoarang's date for the prom." Xiaoyu shrugged.

"Who did he go with?" Asuka raised an eyebrow.

"Kunimitsu."

"Oh..."

Flashback.

Hwoarang is sitting at home wearing a black prom dress. He looks at his watch from time to time.

Five minutes later...

Hwoarang is baking with his mother.

"Don't worry, dear. He'll be here!" Hwoarang's mother hugs Hwoarang.

"He better be. I've already waited an hour." Hwoarang mixes the dough.

"In other news, Jin Kazama knocks out Kunimitsu in round seven! Jin Kazama wins Tekken Tag!"

"What?! Why, that backstabbing, Kazuya hairstyle stealing, Xiaoyu repelling backstabbing backstabber!" Hwoarang throws the television outside.

End of flashback.

"So Jin won Tekken Tag, a non-canon game when he fought Kunimitsu?" Kilik asked.

"Yep!" Xiaoyu jumped up.

"Wasn't Unknown the final opponent?" Asuka asked.

"Nah. Unknown and Jun were at court."

"For what?"

"She ripped off Jun's fighting stance."

Women's penitentiary.

"Did not!"

"Unknown, get to sleep."

"Yes, Big Martha."

Back to the penthouse.

"Oh."

The group look back to Hwoarang and Jin, who were playing thumb wrestle.

"You will not defeat me, Hwoarang!" Jin was already struggling.

"That's what you said last time, and you defeated me, but you will not prevail!" Hwoarang threw dust at Jin's eyes.

"Ow, my eye! That's it!" Jin spinkicked the cleaning lady coming into the room to outside.

"Hah! You missed!" Hwoarang turned back to Jin and pointed at him.

"You know what this means." Jin stood against Hwoarang with his eyes closed.

"This means war!" Hwoarang pulled out a box.

One hour later.

"You sunk my battleship!" Jin cried.

"A-14." Hwoarang moved his Destroyer.

"Missed. B-12." Jin moved his Aircraft carrier.

"Missed. This is getting boring." Hwoarang pulled out another box.

One more hour later.

"Impossible!" Hwoarang folded his arms.

"Shut up, I'm right! Colonel Mustard killed Reverend Green using The Wrench at the Billiard Room!" Jin exclaimed.

"Well, let's see about that!" Hwoarang opened the 'Case File' card. He went pale.

"Sweet Mother of Carol Channing... you're right!" Hwoarang flopped the card down.

"I, however, will not accept defeat! I will do what I should have done a long time ago!" Hwoarang points at Jin Kazama.

"So will I!"

Another hour.

"What in the world are you two doing now?" Xianghua asked the two. She, and the others, were watching Jin and Hwoarang playing their guitar and bass.

"We're playing the bass and guitar," Jin said.

"Why?"

"Because we should have done this a long time ago," Hwoarang strums the bass. Everyone sweatdrops.

"Maaaaaary! Haaaad!" Jin sang.

"A little lamb, whose fleece were as white as... snooooowww-oooooh, whoooo-oooooh!" Hwoarang slid on the floor with his knees.

"Thank you!" Jin and Hwoarang bowed.

"That was pointless." Tifa flopped down on the large bed. Suddenly her eyes widened.

"I just realized something very, very scary," Tifa said.

"You're pregnant?" Xiaoyu asked.

"It's that time of the month?" Xianghua tilted her head.

"You can't believe their stupidity?" Asuka turned to Jin.

"I can't believe you said that!" Hwoarang stared at Asuka.

"I can't believe it's not butter!" Jin leaned back, holding a bagel.

"No! Siegfried and Cloud have been very quiet!" Tifa shouted.

"Oh. Oh! You're right!" Asuka looked around the room for Siegfried and Cloud. They all ran around, looking for Siegfried and Cloud.

The group turned into a corridor to find Kilik closing the door. He saw everyone running towards him and placed a finger on his lips.

"Have you seen Siegfried?" Tifa asked.

"And Cloud?" Xianghua was panting.

"Yeah, but keep your voices down low. They're in here." Kilik pointed to the door behind him. They opened the door quietly to see Siegfried laying on his sides in flower pajamas with a Moogle doll in his arms. Cloud was wearing a pink fluffy cloud dusters, sucking his thumb.

"How did you..." Asuka stared in disbelief at Kilik.

"Read them Mother Goose stories." Kilik leaned against the wall.

"Wow." Tifa shook her head.

"Where's Jin?" Xianghua looked around. They spotted him yawning next to Siegfried and Cloud. Then he fell down, falling asleep. The three boys were in a little sleeping triangle.

"Awww!" the girls squealed.

"Well, I'm bushed." Hwoarang left the penthouse. The others returned back to the penthouse's living room.

"Man, it's like we're babysitting them." Asuka sighed.

"They're so cute!" Xianghua was exaggerating.

"To think Jin, Siegfried and Cloud are incredible fighters, yet they take baby naps." Kilik was tired. He yawned.

"It's kind of adorable, if you asked me." Tifa shrugged.

"Yeah, well, it can get repetitive. I'm hitting the sack." Kilik got up, making his way to the boys' room.

"Now that you mention it, I'm getting sleepy." Xianghua streched her arms.

"Let's get some sleep." Xiaoyu and Asuka made their ways to their room.

"Aren't you coming, Tifa?" Xianghua looked at Tifa exiting the penthouse.

"Eh... uhhh... I will, I just need some fresh air. Yeah, that's it!" Tifa faked streching her arms.

"Okay. Just make sure you and the author don't make too much noise when you're under the covers." Xianghua made her way to the room.

"What!" Tifa blushed.

At the boys' room.

"No... no... no... get them away from me... evil... EVIL DINOSAUR!" Jin murmured in his sleep. He kicked Siegfried's head.

"Damn beavers... always knocking down trees..." Siegfried turned around, still asleep.

"I wanna be forgiven... yes... what are you talking about? Listen, I didn't leave dog poo on your lawn," Cloud babbled.

"At least they're asleep." Kilik turned off the light as he made his way to his bed.

"DON'T TURN IT OFF!" the boys suddenly sprung up. Kilik fell off his bed.

"Jeeze, guys." Kilik recovered.

"Don't turn it off! Or..." Cloud looked around to ensure he's not surrounded by some imaginary creature.

"... the Sandman will get us!" Cloud gulped. Siegfried and Jin were trembling under the same blanket Cloud was.

"Come on, guys. That Sandman isn't real." Kilik assured.

"Then, who's he?" Siegfried pointed behind Kilik.

"Hey," some guy said.

"That's the Boogeyman," Kilik said.

"Oh." Cloud, Jin and Siegfried went back to sleep.

"What, you're not going to fear me?" the guy asked.

"No, you're made up of boogers," Siegfried said before he fell back to his bed.

"I'll eat you alive!"

"Go away, Tiger Jackson!" Jin threw a chair at the guy.

"Awww. First, Eddy rejects me. Now this." Tiger breakdanced out of the room.

Tifa making her way down.

"Oh, funny running into you! Wanna get some coffee? No. I bet he doesn't drink coffee. Oh, hey, Chris! What's a guy like you doing in a place like this? No way, he'll think I'm desperate. Hey, Chris, I noticed you have nice shoulders. Wait. He'd think I'm some stalker. Dang it, I need another guidline." Tifa closed her "How to lure men: Eli Wallach Edition" book as she made her way down in the elevator. She started humming. The door opens, and she exits. Tifa begins wandering around, where people are still up.

"Wow, this place is busy. What's the name of this hotel anyway?" Tifa asked herself.

"Holiday Inn," Snoop Dog said.

"Oh, thanks. 11:23pm, where to look now?" Tifa continued wandering.

Some random location.

"I got to hand it to you, who knows what would have happened if we got sucked into that mob?" Matt chuckled.

"Chuck Norris says, 'No one sucks in people without Chuck Norris' permission'."

"Right. Anyway, thanks a lot." Chris extended his hand.

"Nobody talks to Chuck Norris unless Chuck Norris speaks to you!" Chuck Norris spun around, demonstrating a kick. Matt and Chris looked at each other.

"Chuck Norris owns NBC. Chuck Norris' left leg is Law and Chuck Norris' right leg is Order."

"Matt says, 'Chuck Norris jokes are overrated'," Matt said. He threw a banana peel on the floor behind Chuck Norris.

"And Chris says, 'You're outta' here'." Chris roundhoused Chuck Norris to the banana peel. He slipped, and fell down the stairs.

The boys' room.

Siegfried gets up. "My banana senses are tingling!"

"Siegried, go to sleep." Kilik threw a pillow at Siegfried. He went back to sleep, and so did Siegfried.

Back to Tifa.

"Glad that's over." Chris brushed his hands.

"Who brought him into this fanfiction anyway?" Matt asked.

"Probably snuck in when this fanfiction went chaotic."

"Hey, guys!" Tifa found the two.

"Shouldn't you be asleep? It's 11:45pm." Matt looked at Tifa.

"Yeah, I couldn't sleep. I mean, I went out for some fresh air." Tifa blushed.

"Right. Anyway, I'm going to get some coffee." Chris turned around.

'He does drink coffee!' Tifa snapped.

"Sounds good." Matt followed.

'Crap... no alone time.' Tifa frowned.

"Wanna follow?" Matt asked.

"S-s-sure."

"Don't worry, Matt's not that creepy," Chris assured.

"Oh, quit it already," says Matt.

'Oookaaay.' Tifa raised a brow, following the two.

AN: Of course it's not making sense. Because I'm still waiting for the other half. Stay tuned. (Yeah, I had to re-upload it because I had some errors, so reviews were erased.)