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We were all gathered in the dojo watching Jack perform his new Bo staff routine.
"That was amazing Jack" I said once Jack was finished.
"Thanks Nikki" Jack smiled at me.
"You know what I say about Bo staff?" Jerry walked over "Bo-ring" he took it from Jack "Swords is where it's at, bro"
"Jer, you know next to nothing about swords" I told him.
"Yeah-huh I've been practicing with the attachment to mom's vacuum cleaner"
"And the only thing you've accomplished is wacking down the ceiling fan and sucking the curtains off the walls" I argued.
"And I am very proud of that" Jerry smiled proudly.
Milton walked over "Well, that Katana Sword that Rudy loves so much is right there"
"Yeah give it a shot, Jerry" Kim smirked.
"Go on" I pushed him towards it.
"Yeah, yeah, I'll- I'll give it a shot. You know, I'm not sure the things as balanced as my mom's vacuum cleaner and there's no brush on the end of it, but I'll give it a shot" Jerry went to go reach for it but Rudy walked in.
"Hey, Jerry" Rudy said startling Jerry. "Whatchu' doing?"
"Uh… airing out the pits" Jerry lied.
"Well, let me make this very clear No one touches my Katana" Rudy said just as Bobby came walking out of Rudy's office crying.
"Bobby, what's wrong?"
"Rudy, I didn't get the part on that movie" Bobby told him. Well that's sad considering he was going to play himself.
"I'm sure the part was just wrong for you" Rudy tried to comfort him.
"It was to play Bobby in 'The Bobby Wasabi Story'" Bobby said.
"Well, maybe there's another part for you"
"I'm Bobby" Bobby started to cry again. Rudy decided to take Bobby over to falafel Phil's to talk while the rest of us practiced. When Rudy came back he was dressed rather… interestingly.
"Yep, kids, every once in a while you have to put on the leather pants and hit the open road with the boys. Now all I need is for one of you guys to come in on Saturday to water the plants"
"Sure, we'll do it" We all said.
"Alright, now let me get the keys from the office" Rudy started towards the office. "They're in my pocket" Rudy had a difficult time getting the keys out while Phil and Bobby came in.
"Hey hey, our gas-powered pigs are ready to ride us" Phil said.
"I'm gonna feel so alive out there on the open road- men being men. I should put my hair back. Nikki can you spot a scrunchie?"
I took one off my wrist and flung it at him.
Rudy stood up "Okay, guys, I've got the keys. Let's go. We'll see you guys in a few days" he tossed Jack the keys.
"That is the worst biker gang ever" Milton said when the other three had left.
"Guys, we've got these keys and Rudy's gone for the weekend. Do you know what that means?" Jack asked.
"Yes, we need to come up with a chart with everyone's plant watering responsibilities" Eddie snapped then tapped his head smiling.
"No, Eddie, it means we can throw that party we've always wanted to have" I explained to him.
"With girls and music and girls and food and girls" Jerry said nudging Milton.
"Do you know who we should invite?" Kim asked. "Brad Wolf" Kim smiled.
"Mmm, you know if Kim's bringing Brad I'm gonna need a date?" I glanced at Jack.
"Well, would you like to be my date… Nikita?" Jack took my hand.
"I'd love to" I kissed him and everyone groaned.
"Can we please just get back to the party?" Milton asked.
I pulled away and laughed "Go on"
"Rudy will flip if he finds out, so we have to keep things small and under control"
We all nodded "Come on Nikki we have to go pick out an outfit for the dance"
"Do I have to?" I asked scrunching my nose.
"Yes. Now let's go" Kim pulled me out of the dojo.
When I showed up at the party the party Milton was surfing the crowd. I spotted Jack and walked over I put my hands over his eyes.
"Guess who?"
"Hmm, Kathy Davis"
I hit his shoulder "You wish"
He stood up "No I don't I got you"
"Aren't you a real charmer" I teased.
"Alright party people. I'm D. J. Eddie d. and this one goes out to Kim Crawford" Eddie called over the mic and started the song.
I looked over and saw her dancing with Brad "This is my Jam" she started dancing and Brad walked away.
"That poor girl" I shook my head.
"Poor girl. Do you know what Brad just witnessed" Jack gestured to Kim who was still dancing.
I rolled my eyes "Hey Kim you do realize Brad just walked away right"
"No he's right…" she trailed off when she didn't see him. "Huh. That's weird he was here a second ago. I just started dancing and…" she trailed off looking around.
"Weird" Jack said sarcastically.
Jack and I walked away and we passed by Jerry.
"Great party. I've had so much grape juice, I bet my uvula's purple" he opened his mouth to show Jerry.
"Hey" I tapped his shoulder "Go away" he frowned and walked away.
"Thank you" Jerry breathed.
I turned around and saw Kathy dancing with Brad I turned back to Jack.
"Come on your gonna dance with me" I took his hand and pulled him to the dance floor.
Jack didn't move when we got there "I don't think so"
"Come on Jack, Please" he shook his head "Jack, if you love me you'll dance with me"
'Fine" he sighed. Then a slow song came on "Oh look slow song can't really dance to those" he tried to walk away.
I caught his hand and pulled him back "Jack Brewer you are dancing with me" I placed his hand on my waist and draped my hands around his neck and started to sway "See easy"
"Jack! Nikki!" Milton came running in. "these guys crashed the party" he pointed to a group of football players who had just arrived.
Jack walked over to Kevin "Kevin, you guys gotta go"
"I don't think so we just got here" Kevin pushed Jack away and walked over to the snack table.
I shoved Kevin "Come on be cool. We don't' want any trouble, all right?"
Kevin looked at me for a second before he raised his fist, Jack caught it "You see, you really shouldn't punch pretty girls" Jack said and twisted Kevin's arm before he kicked him at a table. A guy ran at Jack but I stopped him. I hit him with a light turning kick. He tried to punch me but I dodged it and sent him to the ground with a tornado kick. Jack dodged two punches and sent another guy onto a table while I blocked a punch, bought my elbow into the guys side, pushed him down kicking him in the stomach with my knee, and tackled him to the ground with my foot. Kevin came at Jack again; Jack blocked a punch then dodge one then caught the next one and sent him flying into the Bo Staff's. By now the dojo was cleared out.
"This is not good" Jerry walked over
"We are in so much trouble" Kim shouted.
"We just gotta clean this up, okay?" Jack looked around.
"I gasped "But what do we do about the missing Katana" I pointed to the empty space where it used to ahdn.
"Rudy's priceless Katana is gone" kim repeated. "He is gonna kill us"
"At least he won't be doing it with the sword" Jerry said.
"Jerry!" I shouted and ran for him but Jack caught me.
"Beating your brother is not gonna solve anything" Jack told me.
I glared at Jerry who was hiding behind Milton.
"Guys!" Eddie shouted 'We forgot to water the plants" Eddie picked up the pot and ran to the bathroom with it.
"Okay, fine. I'm chill" I exhaled "Milton go look to see if there's another sword nearby and we'll get started on cleaning"
After a few minutes Milton came running out "I found one. It's the exact same sword that Rudy had. It's at Bronze Nugget pawnshop"
"Yes!" Jack took the paper "all right Kim, Milton, Nikki, let's go" This better work.
We got the Pawnshop and I walked up to the counter "Hey, yeah, um we are looking for this Katana" I showed him the picture.
"Let me go check in the back" he went to the back and Jack, Kim, Milton and I started to look around.
Eventually he came back out "This, boys and girls, is the real deal, completely unique. There's only one that exists in the whole world"
"Actually our sensei has one just like it" Jack informed him.
He paused "There's only two that exists in the whole world"
"We've got to get it for Rudy" Milton said when the owner walked back over to the counter. Milton turned to the guy "How much do you want for it?"
"500 dollars' he answered without hesitation.
"What?!" we all shouted.
"We don't have that kind of money" Jack told him.
"Well, you have to bring in something of equal value to trade for it. Hey, maybe your friend would like this priceless Ben Franklin toenail"
"That's a corn chip" Kim said after looking at it.
The guy looked at it "Oh, no. I ate a national Treasure!"
We all laid what we had on the counter and the guy added up the values "Well, I've totaled up all the stuff you've bought, and I think you'll be happy to hear I can give you 94 dollars"
Jack Milton and Kim all started shouting at him "Guys!" I shouted "Chill. It's okay. I got this" I walked over to the counter. "I really didn't want it to come to this but here" I pulled off my ring "This is a real gold pineapple ring"
He looked at it "I'll give you an extra 25 dollars" he set it down on the counter.
"That's it" I shouted and tried to climb over the counter but Jack, Milton, and Kim pulled me back over. I snatched my ring back and put it on my finger.
"94 dollars for all your junk. Take it or leave it"
"Can I see that old French Horn?" Milton asked.
"Sure" he handed it to Milton.
Milton looked at it then his eyes went wide. He looked at us then at the guy. Oh he better not "Will you trade this for all our stuff?"
"I can do that"
"Milton" I hit his arm "what" I hit him again "Are" again "you" again "Doing" again.
"Ow, stop it. Just trust me" he started playing the horn and I rolled my eyes.
"You know a little something about the French Horn, don't you?" he asked after listening to Milton play.
"This horn was made by the greatest French Horn maker and composer ever. See that little L. S. under the spit valve. That stands for Lorenzo Sanzoni"
"I thought that stood for loud sound" the guy frowned. "How much is that thing worth?"
"I think you mean 'How much it this thing worth, boss?' Because we just bought ourselves a pawnshop"
"Oh, Milton I could kiss you" I paused and took a step back "But I'm not going to" I scrunched my nose.
"Now hand me that sword" the guys gave it to Milton. Milton handed it ot Jack "And organize the shelves. And take out this toy canon" Milton pulled the string and shot a canon threw the wall.
"And patch up that hole" Jack added.
'Yeah, get going" I snapped. Then we walked out.
WE ran itno the dojo to find it cleaner then clean.
"This place looks great" ilookd around.
"We got the sword" Milton told him.
"Yes! Wait, guys, there's something I need to tell you." T
There was a motor reeving coming from outside.
"It's Rudy. He's back" Milton shouted.
"We've go t to get the sword up there" Kim pointed to the spot.
"Give it to me" Jack mumbled.
I took the Katana from Milton and tossed it to Jack. He caught it and ran over, jumped up, put the Katana back, and rolled on the ground just as Rudy came walking in.
Jack jumped up "Hey Rudy. How was your trip?"
"It was amazing. How's everything here?"
"Everything here is great" Kim laughed.
I elbowed her "Just great" I repeated.
"Well, the place looks great. The plants been watered"
"That was me. All me" Eddie cut him off.
"Wait something's different" he looked up at the Katana "my Katana!" we started to walk away. "Nah, it's fine" we all walked back towards him. "I don't know why I get so crazy about that thing? It's just a knock off I paid 15 bucks for at the flea market"
"Knock off?" Milton repeated. "Flea Market? Do you have any idea?"
I jumped on Milton's back and covered his mouth.
"How glad we are to have you back, Rudy?" he gave me weird look. "I'm jumping for joy"
"Why don't we all go over to falafel Phil's and you can tell us all about your trip. Come on, we'll buy" Kim offered.
"Go ahead. I'm just gonna put my stuff in the office. I'll be right there"
"Let's go Milton" I kicked his leg and he started walking.
When we got outside I hopped off "Do you realize we just went through all of that for nothing?" Milton asked.
"It wasn't for nothing. We threw an awesome party that Rudy will never know about" Jack said and took my hand as we walked to Phil's.