Aboard some battle cruiser in space.

"Ow… what'd I land on?" Reno looked down to find a strange green man with a dopey pope-esque hat.

"Geet uf of me dis in-stant."

"Oh shit! It's a China man!"

"Chaina mahn? I am a Trade Federation alien."

"Oh… my bad." Reno continued to sit on the alien man. A moment passed and Reno got up and kicked the alien in the face and started running.

'This is some plot made up by Kadaj and his gang!' he thought to himself. He then slipped on a carefully placed banana peel. "What the hell?"

"Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. I'm sorry sir. Oh dear. Oh dear."

"Oh no! Someone stole an uptight British butler's brain and shoved it into a gold robot!"

"Are you quite alright, sir?"

"Die robot scum!" Reno lanced the robot's face with his extendo rod and continued tearing around the ship.

Meanwhile, the real heroes of the story… Prior to their rescuing from Chuck Norris.

"Dammit, Chris! Why didn't you lock the door?!" Matt panted after they were safely hidden in the kitchen.

"I did lock the door. They used that old woman from a couple chapters back to break it down."

They returned to the room, tip-toeing over the old woman's battered body as she reached for their ankles. "Anything missing?"

"… I can't find my yaoi shit anywhere."

"Shit! They're back!" The two take off as a legion of mad fan girls chase them chanting "Boy love! Boy love! Boy love!"

In a closet somewhere.

"Oh my God… he has a huge-" Asuka was suddenly interrupted by Jin sliding open the door.

"Asuka, come quick it's an emer- that's a naked… man." Jin stammered as he pointed at the picture Asuka was cradling whilst making gagging noises.

"Can't a girl get a little privacy?!" Asuka blushed as she moved her hand away from the top of her shorts quickly rebuttoning them.

Back to Steve talking to the Powerpuff Girls.

"Mannnnn, this stuff is the shlitttt." Buttercup giggled as she began stroking the boxer's chest.

"You know… if you fall down a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." Steve replied.

Somewhere in Naboo.

"Yousa save me sir! Mesa your humbol servant I is! Messa called Jar Jar Binks!"

"Rude, you're black… translate this thing's jibberish for me." Rufus said tiredly as he ran a gloved hand through his long blond hair.

"Sir," Rude sounded a little disgruntled, "that's stereotyping and I find it racist."

"Oh come now, Rude. Everyone's a little bit racist."

"Those stupid pollocks!" Gary Coleman shouted as he ran past laughing.

"Very well, sir… I believe the creature is trying to say that he owes you his life."

"Wessa gonna die!" Jar Jar flailed around, tripping over roots and rocks and his own big dumb feet.

"What'd he say?"

"I think he said that we were going to die."

"Why would he say that?"

Rude pushed up his sunglasses as the droid army surrounded them. "It may have something to do with those."

"Oh Christ…"

"Wessa gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!"

In the bowels of Hell.

"Has anyone seen that bastard Spawn?" Violator shouted over the masses as Spawn hid behind a pillar giggling softly, his hand over his… his where-his-mouth-should-be.

"Come out, come out where ever you arrrrre." Violator said tauntingly. "Auly auly auction free!" The plump clown jumped around a pillar, "AH!… ha. You're not there either…"

An axe suddenly stuck in the back of the clown's head. "You're it!" Spawn shouted as he pranced off into a green light.

Spawn suddenly found himself face to face with Nightmare and Heihachi. He pointed from Nightmare to Heihachi. "I recognize you… but who are you? And why are you wearing a diaper?"

"MOWASHI!" Heihachi shouted as he stood up to show it off and make his point.

"ARRGHHH! Sit it down! Sit it down!" Spawn cried as he flailed and covered his eyes.

Meanwhile in Scene 24, which is a lovely little skit featuring Link and Lei…

"FWEEZE!" Shouted the Chinese cop as he pointed his pistol at the elf man in a green tunic.

"HYAAAAAH!" The elf shouted back, dropping his master sword and sticking his hands in the air.

"FWEEEEEEEZE! Fweeze fweeze fweeze fweeze?"

"Hyaaaaah. Hyah hyaah hyahhh. Hyaaaah?"

"Fweeze…"

"Hyawwww." Link felt pity for the poor officer. Neither of them knew how they got to this strange place where no one could understand them. They agreed to become friends and work together to find a way home!

"YEAAAAAH!" cried Lil' Jon.

Will the Violator find Spawn? Will Asuka's obsession with Matt increase? Will Lil' Jon learn more than three words? Find out next...