A/N I finally finished Rock 'em Sock 'em Rudy. It took a while; my sister started doing online school so it's hard to get on the computer as often as before. Shout out time!
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After we stopped at build-a-bunny and stickyhons Milton, Kim, Jack and I went over to the dojo. Immediately Rudy came walking over to us.
"Hey, where have you guys been? You're an hour late."
"I was over at build-a-bunny" Milton told him "Look what I made for my lady. This is gonna make her absolutely plotz" Milton walked away giggling.
"I just went over to stickyhons" Kim told Rudy then walked away.
"And I did 'em both" Jack said holding up his stuffing covered finger.
"He made me this, his names Jasper" I held up the dark brown bunny "Look at his pineapple shirt" I smiled.
"Okay, it must be nice! Just brambling about the mall, living la Vida loca. I wouldn't know because I'm here 24-7- teaching classes, paying bills, sucking the sweat stains out of the mats. Which reminds me, I gotta get a vacuum"
"Bobby called earlier and said he was coming by" Eddie informed Rudy.
"What?! Quick get your gis on" Rudy said pushing me, Jack, and Kim towards the locker rooms.
"But I don't wanna miss Bobby's big entrance' Milton said.
"Oh yeah" Kim said walking over.
"Totally" Jack said as we walked back over.
"Bobby doesn't make those entrances anymore. He's really started to embrace his role as a leader, a mentor, a dignified Zen master"
Just as Rudy said that you could hear screaming and stuff shattering coming from outside. Then Bobby came walking with a jet pack on his back and smoke filling the courtyard "Word to the wise, never buy a jetpack at a garage sale"
"Bobby, what brings you to our dojo?" Rudy asked as the ninjas helped Bobby take off the Jet pack.
Bobby gasped "Let me show you" Bobby rang the little gong around his neck and some ninjas rolled in a huge crate. "May I present a teaching machine so advanced it will revolutionalize karate as we know it. Behold!" He pressed a button on his little remote and a robot arm punched a hole in the side of the crate. Then the whole crate fell apart and there stood a giant robot. "I give you the wasabitron 3000."
We all ran over to it I went to go touch it but I felt like I was going to ruin it just with one touch so I quickly retracted my arm.
"Okay, if this thing has a vacuum attachment, I'm gonna plotz!" Rudy exclaimed
We all went and changed into our gis so we could test out the Wasabitron, right now I was standing by the lockers watching Kim spar with it.
They both bowed when they finished "That was technically flawless, you are a model of efficiency" the robot said.
Kim walked over to Jack and I with a cocky smile "did you hear that guys? It called me flawless" I rolled my eyes.
Then Eddie stepped up to the robot "My mother has a very strict no sparring with robots policy. I have a note in here somewhere" Eddie started to dig through his folder. "Rabbits… rodeo clowns… rabbi's… oh here it is Robots"
The robot scanned it "This note is a forgery" he pushed it through a little slot in his chest and the shredded paper came flying out the back and on to Jerry.
"Ew! That was awesome"
Then Rudy came walking out "Most productive morning ever! Thanks to our friendly robot, I paid all my bills, filed my taxes, and now all I have left to do is get rid of my junk mail" Rudy sent it through the slot in the robots chest and Jerry ran behind it just in time to get hit by the shredded paper.
"Hey, Rudy, check this out" Jack said and Rudy stepped aside.
Jack and the robot started sparring "Rotate your shoulder 90 degrees for a successful defense"
"He's right" Rudy said.
Jack and the robot started to spar again and this time Jack dodged the punch from the robot. "Whoa! Thanks, robot"
"You know what? You guys seem like you're in pretty good hands here, so I'm just gonna run out and get a couple of things done" Rudy said then left the dojo.
As soon as he was gone Jerry walked up to the robot "Okay, you bag of bolts, let's do this thing" Jerry got into a sparing position and the robot scanned him.
"I am not programmed to spar with orangutans"
I doubled over laughing "oh my god, you my robot friend are awesome"
"Can you believe this thing? It thinks I'm and orangutan. Hey, not cool, man. Not cool." Jerry said as he pulled out a banana and hopped up on the bench.
After a while Jack and sparring started sparring while I sat stood to the side practicing this num chucks routine Wasabitron taught. And the Robot watched Kim and Jack spar easily dodging an attack from Jerry.
"Great move, Jack, but I would have followed that up with a spinning back kick" Kim corrected. I stopped what I was doing and walked over to them.
"Yeah, thanks, Kim. But I think I know what I'm doing" Jack said.
"She is correct: the robot said.
"Sorry, Jack. Just being flawless" Kim said cockily. "Gimme some" Kim raised her hand and gave the robot a high five.
"Hey, it's Rudy, Rudy, Rudy" Jack phone said.
I rolled my eyes "I wonder who that could be" I said sarcastically.
"Yo, if that's Milton I need to talk to him" Jerry said.
"Hey Rudy" Jack said in to the phone "yeah, yeah, everything's great… Alright sounds good" then Jack hung up.
Kim went back to sparring with the robot, Jack stood to the side practicing his Bo staff routine, I practiced my num chucks routine, and Jerry was practicing with a dummy.
"I feel great" Rudy said as he walked in "and that is not just the mani-pedi talking" Rudy walked over and watched as Kim broke three boards. "Kim, you just broke three boards!"
"That's right. I had no idea what I could do until the robot came along"
"Hey, Rudy, Check this out. The robot taught me this amazing Bokken routine" Jack did his routine.
"Yeah that's not bad. It's a good start. I got a few tips on-"
I scoffed cutting him off "If you think that's good check out what the robot taught me." I showed him and he walked over.
"That was good but… um you could also…" he trailed off.
"Yo, Rudy, check it" Jerry then did a spinning side kick and knocked the practicing dummy over. "It's all you, ro-bro. Whoo-oo!"
"Yeah! Dude, that is awesome, but um I'm back now so I'm just gonna go change into my gi and then we can get to work, okay?" Rudy walked into his office. While waiting the robot lined us up and we practiced our defenses.
In the dojo the next day I sat on the ledge of the half wall watching jack practice his bo staff with the robot.
The robot having beaten jack started saying "Again, again, again"
"Dude, come on, I need a break!" Jack said catching his breath "You've been pushing me for two days" I frowned, it was true and he didn't even do the things you wanted to learn. "Hey look, here comes Kin! Train with her. You like her"
Jack walked over to the other side of the half wall and sat down. Turning around and hopping off so I was on the same side as him, I grabbed a water bottle and sat next to him.
"Here" I handed him the bottle. He nodded his thanks before chugging half the bottle. I laughed a little bit "Someone was thirsty"
"Yeah, the robot has been pushing me for two days, I'm dead" Jacks said dramatically.
"Aw the poor baby" I frowned swiping some hair out of his face.
Then Jerry walked in and sat down as well "what's wrong with him" Jerry asked pointing to Jack.
"He's dead" I told Jerry.
Kim came stalking past us "That thing is really getting on my nerves"
I stood up "You're telling me whenever I ask it to teach me something it buzzes and walks away"
"It stopped letting me practice because it thinks I'm a monkey" Jerry said standing up. Then he took someth9ing out of Jacks hair and ate it, just like a monkey. Wow Jer just wow.
"Let's go tell Rudy we want him to haul this piece of junk out of here" Jack said giving a distasteful look to the robot.
"That's it! Let's talk to Rudy this is his dojo" Kim said sending a stench to our nose.
I leaned away pinching my nose 'What died in your mouth"
"Listen before we go talk to Rudy could you go hit G-11 your breath is-"
"Aw, shut it" Kim cut Jack off.
"Wait where is Rudy" I asked looking around noticing the short sensei was missing.
"I don't know" Kim said slowly "Let's go ask Bobby"
When we walked into the office it was completely re decorated and bobby was on the phone "Bobby where's Rudy?" Jack asked.
Bobby pulled the phone away from his ear and covered the speaker "I fired him and replaced him with the Wasabitron 3000"
"What?" we all said.
"Have you guys ever flung poo?" Bobby asked "oh, just got it. Not funny!" he yelled into the phone then hung up.
Finding out that Rudy got fired we decided to go to Rudy's apartment and ask him to come back.
When we arrived Jack rang the door bell "Who is it?" Rudy asked not opening the door.
"Its, Jack, Nikki, Kim, and Jerry" Jack answered.
"Uh, coming!" Rudy shouted and we sat there for like 2 minute's waiting for him to answer. When he did he had a remote to his ear and was talking into it. "Look, I already have an offer to personally train Jean-Claude Van Diesel for his next movie, so unless you can beat that, don't call me again" Rudy faked hanging up. "The phone's been ringing off the hook.. I'm getting so many job offers, it's like 'give me some space people!'"
"Rudy, that's a remote" I said giving his a tight lipped smile pointing to the remote in his hand.
Rudy looked at it then at me "You're a remote. How's your robot sensei? Making you better at karate?" Rudy said sarcastically.
"We're better but we're miserable" Kim admitted.
"Rudy, we're here because we need you back at the dojo we all got caught up in the excitement of that Wasabi wind-up toy, but, dude, that thing's not you." Jack said.
"The robot's a better teacher. You guys don't need me"
"Of course we need you Rudy" I said standing up "You're our friend not that hunk of scrap metal"
Rudy started fanning his eyes "Compose yourself big fella. So what you guys are saying is you want me back"
"More then anything" Kim said smiling.
"then I'm going to do what I should have done in the first place: I'm gonna fight for my dojo!"
"Yes! Good for you" Jack clapped.
"Go get 'em Rudy" Kim said as he followed.
"Show that oversized vacuum whose boss" I cheered.
Running into the dojo we ran straight into a frightened looking Bobby.
"Bobby, what's wrong?" Rudy asked.
"Nothing much, just that robot's trying to kill me!"
"All right, time for a plan. Let's not do anything rash-"
"Going in" Jerry cut Rudy off and rolled over to the robot.
"You cannot shut me off, monkey. I eliminated the power down option" The robot informed us.
Jerry rolled back over to us "He uh, he eliminated the power down-"
"We heard!" we all shouted cutting Jerry off.
"Now it is time to eliminate all of you because you will never be perfect"
"Stand back, mortal. We're here to save you all" Milton shouted as he and a weird looking Eddie walked in. "Mere flesh and blood is no match for a machine. For it must be a machine that takes down a machine. Prepare to met the robot that I created that will annihilate this mechanical monstrosity"
"Yes, yes, yes" Eddie said.
"I give you the Milt-anator!" and just when I thought something cool was gonna come walking in just the opposite happened. I looked down at the tiny wanna-be robot. It went right up to the Wasabitron, who just stepped on it and crushed it.
"Really? Really, that was it?" Eddie asked.
"What do you want? I spent all my money on jumper cables" Milton admitted.
Rudy walked out onto the mat "This has gone on long enough. I'm throwing you out of my dojo" Rudy said before he started battling with it. Of course like I knew the robot took Rudy down.
"Someone dispose of your sensei" the robot said to us.
"I'm not done. I'm just getting started" Rudy said standing up.
"The chances of you defeating me are over 22.8 million to one. Why do you continue to fight?"
"Because I have something you don't. Internal bleeding, a fractured tibia, and a spleen with some of my own teeth in it- but more importantly I got heart. It's why I'll never quit." Rudy went to go fight with the robot again btu the Wasabitron took him down with one kick.
Then jack charged at the robot, he was also taken down. That's when I jumped in sending in a turning kick only for it to be caught and flipped straight on my face. I crawled to the side seeing Kim come out, then Jerry, then Eddie, then Milton, and finally Bobby.
We all stumbled to our feet ready to fight again "Yo, how many more times to we have to do this?" Jerry asked.
"As many times as it takes" Rudy said.
"I didn't want to do it the first time" Eddie admitted.
"These continued attacks are illogical" The robot said
"Not to us. We live by the Wasabi code. That's something that Rudy taught us" Jack said.
"We swear by the light of the dragons eye to be loyal, and honest and never say die. Wasabi!" we all recited.
"Impossible code. Wasabi code. Impossible…" the robot said.
"Milton, what's happening to nuts and bolts here?" I asked.
"It can't process the fact that we know we can't win, but we'll never give up" Milton explained as I watched the robot short circuit.
"There's something else about us humans: we don't hit a man when he's down. But the thing is you're not a man" Rudy then kick the robot right in its jewels.
"I've got to hand it to you Rudy. That was a classy move. I mean, fighting to get your dojo back, not kicking the robot in its motherboard" Bobby said. "You know what? I should probably have the other robots destroyed. Rudy, can I have my jetpack?" Ru7dy gave him a look "Fine, I'll take the bus!" Bobby then stormed out of the dojo.
"Guys, I just want you to know that as long as you're a part of this dojo, it'll be worth fighting for. Get in here!" Rudy said flailing his arms. We all joined into a group hug.
"Ew what's that smell?" Milton asked.
"It's Kim's breath" Jack told him.
"It smells rank" I said.
"It is not my breath is fine" Kim denied. Then the robot buzzed "Hey, why don't you shut up"
