So... am I the only one who found last week's episode a little... I don't know... I mean, I love that Emma and Hook finally got a date, but... I guess I was just expecting more Elsa. Let me tell you, though, Anna and Rumple made that episode happen. And speaking of... I can't believe Elsa and Anna's parents! They are total JFIs (Jerk-faced Idiots)
Sorry that this chapter is not as funny, but I wanted there to be some Elsa and Henry interaction. If they were the same age I would ship them so hard! Anyway, I hope you enjoy.
Arendelle in the Past
Elsa and Anna made their way to the Valley of the Living Rocks. Along the way, they were singing a song that they had made up. Well, technically they made the lyrics up and used the tune from another widely-known song. They sang:
"We're off to see the troll
The Wonderful Troll of Arendelle
And he can tell us why our parents' diary was vague.
'Cause if the book was ever-so vague
The troll can tell us because
Because, because, because, because, because…" The sisters' voices trailed off. They didn't really know why the troll could tell them.
"Because he knows everything according to the plot and we just have to blindly follow it." Elsa sang extremely quickly so that it sort of fit into that line. Anna shrugged. That was the closest they would ever get to the real answer, anyway.
The women didn't even finish their song when they found themselves at their destination. "Great!" Anna sighed excitedly. "We're here!"
"You sure you don't want to wait until after the wedding to do this?" asked Elsa.
"Please. How can I enjoy a wedding when my sister is feeling guilt-tripped? That would make me a horrible person, and I am NOT a horrible person." She turned and called out to the oldest troll. "Grand Pabbie?! Please come out!"
Soon, a moss-covered boulder rolled its way over to the sisters. But it was no boulder: the rock sprouted arms, legs, and a face. Yes, this is what trolls look like in the OUAT universe now.
"What did you wake me up for?" yawned Pabbie. "Is Elsa having trouble with her powers again? Three words: Love. Will. Thaw. Not hard."
"No, this isn't about me," Elsa answered, slightly offended. "It's about our parents."
"We want to know what they were really doing on that voyage," added Anna, handing the diary to the troll. He glanced over it.
"I can honestly say that I've looked at this for about two seconds, and I'm not getting anywhere," he replied.
"But you only looked at it for two seconds!" Anna argued. Elsa, however, just wanted to drop it and get out of there. She thanked Pabbie and grabbed the book back.
"You're just giving up?!" her sister exclaimed.
"Anna, he obviously doesn't know anything," replied Elsa calmly. "Just let it go."
"Hey, I can't let it go! YOU have to do that. All I can do is build snowmen and stuff chocolate in my face!"
Meanwhile, Pabbie had been fidgeting to himself, as if he were afraid to say something. He finally blurted out, "Okay! Okay! I know where your parents were going!" The sisters stopped arguing and turned to the troll.
"Really?" Anna asked. "Where?"
"Before their trip, they stopped by and asked me questions about a land called Misthaven. I told them there was an evil sorcerer named... well, I don't dare say it."
"Voldemort?"
"No, no he's worse than Voldemort. His name begins with an 'R', that's all I will say. I also warned your parents about an evil queen that lived in those parts that has the ability to rip out hearts and control people using the hearts. Although, I don't really think she's evil... I just think that she has hormonal problems, like Elsa."
"Hey!" exclaimed Elsa, this time really offended.
"Yeah, what the heck was that for?!" Anna asked, coming to her sister's defense.
"I'm sorry; I'm just stating a fact," apologized Pabbie. "Anyway, I warned them that it was dangerous to go there. They didn't tell me why they wanted to go, and they didn't heed my warning. They just took off on their magical hover board... and I never saw them since."
The sisters shared worried glances, and then looked back to the troll, who had turned himself back into a rock. "Oh come on!" yelled Anna. She sighed. "Well, at least we have an answer. And we know our parents are idiots..."
"We have more questions," argued Elsa. "And how could you say that about our parents?!"
"Because they ARE idiots... and losers... and anyway, I have an answer, you have more questions that we will find the answers to. We just have to go to Misthaven-"
"Did you not hear the old, wise troll? I'm the queen; I can't risk my life going to a land with evil sorcerers and hormonal queens and leave my people defenseless."
"Fine. You can stay here, and I'll go."
"No, you're staying here and having your wedding."
"The wedding can wait, Elsa. This-my family- can't."
"Awww..." the audience squealed.
"Will you shut up?!" Anna shouted. She turned to her sister and continued gently, "I can handle myself out there. It's a short journey. Just give me two weeks, and I'll be right back here, with you."
Elsa bit her lip. "That's just what Mother and Father said," she managed, almost crying.
The audience gasped. "Oh no she didn't," one audience member sassed.
Anna gave her sister a look. "Are you guilt-tripping me?" she asked incredulously. When Elsa sniffled and started to walk away, her sister continued to pursue her, "Seriously, do I really sound like Mom and Dad, or are you guilt-tripping me? Actually, technically I'm guilt-tripping you by sounding like our parents... ok, I'm just going to stop talking now before you get any more PMFs..."
Storybrooke
"Hey, Frosty!" Emma shouted at the vicious snowman, pointing her gun at it. "How do you feel about not killing us?"
"Swan, you're being serious right now?" asked Hook.
"I just want to see what it wants."
"Maybe it's hungry," Henry suggested. He took out an Apollo chocolate bar. "Do you want this?" he asked the m-word, throwing the candy at him. However, the m-word took this the wrong way and roared at everyone. It also grew ice spikes on its back and legs.
"Great job, Henry," whispered Emma sarcastically.
"Like you could've done better," her son whispered back. With another roar, the m-word stomped after Emma and Hook, who ran away to warn everyone. Henry managed to duck under its legs and stayed put, too shocked to move. As he was about to follow his mother and her... um... I guess Hook was technically her boyfriend now... down the street, he began to hear crying.
"Hello?" Henry called. He followed the sound until he found Elsa, sobbing, her face buried in her hands. "Hey," he spoke softly, which startled the woman. "Hey, it's alright..." Before he could even ask her name, Elsa bolted off.
"Really?!" the boy muttered under his breath, stealing his mother's line. He decided he'd have to go after the woman before she got herself into any more trouble.
Arendelle in the Past
Once the sisters got to the castle, they found Kristoff talking to Kai. He turned at the opening of the door. "Hey, how was-?" he started to ask, but Elsa stormed directly past him. Anna was trying desperately to catch up.
"Ooh, this must be a deleted scene!" the audience exclaimed.
"She's upset," she stated to Kristoff.
"No, I couldn't possibly figure that out," her fiancé said sarcastically. "Why?" Anna started to explain the discovery of the diary, and the incident with the troll. "And she won't let me to go this Misthaven place." she concluded, the both of them now at Elsa's bedroom door.
Anna knocked. "Elsa?" she whispered. "Elsa, please..."
"Anna, not now," Elsa moaned.
"No, you need to hear this. How many times do I have to say it?! I'm not going to do anything that would hurt you."
"If you go on that journey... and if you don't come back... then you left because of me... died because of me... that would hurt me more than anything."
Anna was silent for a minute. "I understand," she said softly. Then she came to her senses. "Wait a minute... now you're guilt-tripping both of us! Oh, this is SO not over!" She stormed down the stairs.
Kristoff sighed and knocked. "Elsa, just give her some time, okay?" he told her before leaving.
He followed his fiancée down the stairs. "Anna, you have problems," he stated.
"I have problems?!" she yelled. "I'm leaving; I don't care if she forbids me! But... if she asks about me tomorrow, tell her I went to get frosting okay?"
"Anna, I-"
"Promise. I need to help her. I love her..." Kristoff sighed. "Fine," he gave in. "I'll stall her."
Anna kissed him on the lips. "Thanks," she grinned.
Storybrooke
Emma and Hook ran down the street, the m-word not too far behind. They had to warn everyone. "Wait... Henry?!" Emma called. "Henry?! Where are you?!"
"He'll be fine!" Hook shouted over the m-word's stomps and roars. He took Emma's hand and dragged her along as they ran. It turns out, they didn't need to warn the town: all of Storybrooke was screaming and running away from the m-word. There were a lot of *bleep!*s going off; whether the residents were swearing with fear or just screaming the m-word at the top of their lungs.
If they were screaming the m-word, it couldn't have done Elsa any good. She was still frightened, and she still missed Anna. And on top of that, she was running from this random boy who wanted to talk to her for some reason. Maybe he just wanted to help...
After I just set a *bleep*... wow, it even censors in my thoughts?... after I set an m-word on him?! thought Elsa. No way!
"Please!" Henry yelled after her. "I just want to help!"
Yeah right.
"Come on! Just give me a chance!"
Not when you and everyone else in this town thinks I'm an m-word. Soon, Elsa reached a dead end, allowing Henry to catch up. "How many times do I have to say it?!" the boy panted upon finally stopping. "I'm not going to do anything that would hurt you..."
Elsa tensed. Anna... she'd said the same thing before she left. The woman turned around to face the boy. His brown eyes seemed friendly enough. "It's okay," he said softly. "My name is Henry. It's nice to meet you... um..."
"Elsa," spoke Elsa.
"Elsa..." Henry smiled. "I like that name."
So, did you like that delete scene? Oh, and please enjoy tonight's episode! I can't wait! (though I saw a sneak peak, and I don't know whose idea it was to leave Elsa alone in Emma's car... in the woods... in the middle of the night...)
