Back at Townsville.

"It isn't that bad, Mayor," Miss Bellum said.

"Pickles!" the Mayor cried.

"Really, sir, can't you think of anything else other than pickles?"

"PICKLES!" the Mayor shouted.

"Fine, I'll call the girls." Miss Bellum reaches for the Powerpuff Girls telephone.

"Powerpuff Hotline," the operator answered.

"Yes, please connect me to Professor Utonium."

"Sure."

At the girls' house.

"Ack! Okay! I'm sober!" Buttercup yelled while her head was being held in a sink full of cold water.

"Steve, I think that's enough." Lee was reading the newspaper while Steve kept Buttercup's head underwater.

"Oh, alright." Steve pulled Buttercup upwards. She began breathing heavily as soon as her head resurfaced.

"I hate you," says Buttercup.

Suddenly, the telephone started ringing. Lee answered it. He then went pale.

"What it is it, Professor? Trouble?" Blossom asked.

"Yes, big trouble!" Lee started pulling his hair.

"I could have saved a bunch of money on my car insurance if I switched to Geico!" Lee fell to his knees.

"Oh, Miss Bellum called. She says a huge monster entered through some time rift and went back in time." Lee got back up.

"Gasp!" Blossom and Buttercup gasped.

"Come on, you two, we'll send you back in time with my newly built time machine." Lee started heading down to the basement.

"Since when did you become a genius in physics, Lee?" Steve asked as he followed.

"I had to do some favors," Lee replied with a suave smirk.

"Nasty boy!" Steve was appalled.

"No, no, it's nothing like that."

Flashback to Lee's college years.

"So, if I do this, I get my doctor's degree just like that?" Lee said from inside a closet.

"Yes." Bill Clinton smiled.

"Fine..." Lee came out of the closet wearing clown shoes and a hobo suit. He started to do the Macarena, much to Bill Clinton's appeal.

"Congratulations, Mr. Chaolan," the dean from Townsville University handed Lee his college degree.

"Great job!"

"Get back down!" Bill Clinton pushed Monica Lewinsky's head back under his table.

"Forget I saw anything." Lee left the office.

End of flashback.

"Oh." Steve twisted his lips.

"Where's Bubbles?" Blossom began looking around for the other Powerpuff Girl.

"Here, Bubbles. Come on, Bubbles." Buttercup began snapping her finger as if she were calling a dog.

"Nevermind about her. You two take Steve with you since he's a boxer." Lee started the time machine.

"I'm sure he's good with his hands." Blossom winked. Buttercup giggled next to her sister.

"Yeah, good for knock-outs." Steve smiled. Blossom and Buttercup stopped smiling.

"Alright, it's set for 1984. Find the monster, and kill it."

"Kill it?" Blossom gulped.

"Finally! I get to see blood!" Buttercup jumped up, but she fell down, scrapping her knee.

"I'm... bleeding... AHHH!" Buttercup started crying. Lee lowered his eyebrows and kicked the girls through the time portal.

"Wait, how exactly am I supposed to find this monster?" Steve asked. Lee slowly turned back to him.

"Steve. It's freakin' huge."

"Oh."

"Off you go." Lee pushed Steve to the portal.

Somewhere in 1984.

"Come on, Anna! It doesn't take that long to put on make-up!" Nina banged on the door.

"I know! I'm just taking my time to piss you off."

"You bitch!" Nina knocked down the door, tackling Anna to the floor.

In the middle of a highway.

"Run!" Buttercup and Blossom started dodging some cars.

"Run? RUN?! You two can fly, but you want us to run?!" Steve was standing still in the middle of the highway, causing the cars to avoid any fatalities but they lost control anyway so they crashed into other cars. Buttercup and Blossom looked at each other and realized what Steve said. They took Steve and started flying away.

"So embarrassing." Blossom blushed.

Finding the monster...

"We found you, huge monster! Time to pay for your crimes!" Blossom said boldly.

"We're going to kick your butt!" Buttercup stood besides her sister. The monster looked from Blossom to Buttercup to Blossom to Buttercup to Blossom to Buttercup to Blossom to Buttercup to Blossom to Buttercup to Blossom to Buttercup to Blossom then back to Blossom. Then the monster started laughing.

"What's so funny?" Blossom asked.

"Why can't you say ass, you ass?" the monster asked, mocking the girls.

"Oh, why, I oughtta'!" Buttercup was about to attack but the monster flicked her away.

"Oh, man. You guys are hilarious. Hey, guys! I'm a Powerpuff Girl made up of sugar and spice and everything nice!" the monster started making mocking gestures, but then Steve knocked him out.

"Bloody Christ, he's annoying." Steve shook his hand about.

"Steve, you took him out!" Blossom was surprised.

"What do we do now?" Steve asked. He looked at the unconscious monster then back to the girls. He saw a bar and he had an idea.

Three hours later...

"So I was like, whoa, and he was like, whoa, ho', and we're like, whoa-wow!" the huge monster started telling an incoherent story.

"You're cool, huge monster. You... you-you... you're all right. Because... 'cause I got your back. You know." Buttercup started wobbling about with a pitcher of beer. Blossom's face was on the table, completely knocked out.

"Ah, nothing good but relaxin' with some good ol' lager." Steve took a sip of beer. He spotted two girls walking into the bar.

'Now this is what I'm talking about.' Steve thought as he started walking to them.

"Hello, ladies. Fancy meeting you in a bar." Steve smiled.

"Oh, my. An English stud," the brunette haired girl said, examining Steve up and down. The blonde girl approached Steve and smiled.

"This one's mine."

"No fair!" the brunette girl yelled.

"You have Johnny, John or Jonathan, whatever his name is."

"You bitch!" the brunette screamed. Steve chuckled as the brunette girl walked away.

"What's your name, handsome?" the blonde girl asked, winking.

'I probably shouldn't say my real name. It might affect the future.' Steve smiled. "Name's Dean Earwicker."

"Coolio. I'm Nina," the blonde girl said, stroking Steve's chest.

"Beautiful name." Steve kissed Nina's hand.

"Such a gentleman. Say, why don't we go to my place?" the blonde girl winked. Steve smiled. 'SCORE!'

A couple of hours later.

"That was amazing, Dean," Nina said. She rested her head on Steve's chest.

"Now I've felt London's Bridge." Nina whispered in Steve's ear. She got up and went to the bathroom.

"I am the man." Steve laid back against the pillows in Nina's house.

"Steve!" Blossom whispered loud from outside of the window. Buttercup was hanging on Blossom, for she was too intoxicated.

"Christ, Blossom! What are you doing here?"

"The Professor wants us back. Come on, we gotta' go."

"Oh, alright." Steve started putting his clothes on. When he looked up, he saw Nina staring at him with a towel around her.

"Your name's Steve?" Nina looked at him questionably.

"Thanks a lot, Blossom," Steve said sarcastically.

"Who's she?" Nina stared at Blossom. "And why does her face look weird? And how come she doesn't have a nose?"

"What! Why, you-" Blossom was about to say, but Steve cut her off.

"We're super heroes. We came here to destroy a monster but it got away. So we have to find it," Steve lied. He was about to jump out of the window but Nina stopped him.

"Will I ever see you again?" Nina looked sad to see him off.

"I hope so." Steve kissed her lips.

"What's your real name?" Nina asked.

"Steve. Steve Fox."

"Okay. I'm Nina Williams." Nina smiled. Steve went pale.

'No wonder I never knew my father... way to go, dumbass.' Steve scolded himself.

"Come on, Steve! We're going to be in trouble!" Blossom started flying away. Steve jumped out and managed to catch Blossom's leg just in time. Nina looked outside her window and smiled. She went back to her bed to see a pair of blue gloves with studs where the knuckles should be. She sighed and hugged the gloves.

"Steve Fox..." Nina said softly. She pressed her head against her pillows.

Returning back to the lab.

"What in the world took you guys so long? You're over two days late!" Lee started ranting. He noticed Steve looked pale.

"What's the matter with you?" Lee asked.

"I'd rather not talk about it." Steve hung his head.

"He was sad to leave some blonde girl behind," Blossom informed him. Steve shot Blossom a glare.

"Yes, well, it's not like you fucked your own mother." Lee started going up the stairs. Steve started smacking his own face mentally.

Somewhere in the past.

"I'm pregnant!" Nina jumped for joy.

"I'm going to be an aunt!" Anna squealed.

"What are you going to name it?" Anna asked Nina.

"Steve... Steve Fox." Nina touched her stomach, and then she started crying.

"It's okay, Nina. You'll see him again." Anna comforted her sister.

"Okay, ladies. It's time to start the testing," Dr. Boskonovitch said.

"Wha'?" Nina and Anna asked, but Sub-Zero froze the two.

"Sub-Zero wins!" Sub-Zero raised his hand in victory. Then he left, taking his Subway meal with him. Dr. Boskonovitch looked around to make sure no one was around. Then he started to undress himself.

"Two hot, young women. What more could you ask?" Dr. Boskonovitch smiled, jumping around naked. He started doodling on their bodies with Sharpie markers.

Naboo.

"Oooh, look at the pretty weird-thingers!" Tifa started exclaiming, tugging on Chris' arm.

"How did I get paired with you?" Chris felt a little annoyed.

"Allow me to answer. We got our partners by pulling a card out of a hat," Matt said. Asuka was pulling him.

"And whose idea was it?" Chris asked.

"Siegfried and Cloud." Matt was literally spinning around in circles, for the group was touring Naboo's shops.

"Wait, you allowed them to do that?" Chris lowered his eyebrows.

"Oh, would you look at that. Come on, Asuka, I hear there's a good clothing store nearby." Matt hurried off.

"Clothing store? Oooh! You get to watch me change!" Asuka pulled Matt.

'I knew that was a bad idea...' Matt was dragged. Meanwhile, Chris turned around to his partner.

"Uh oh..." Chris started. Tifa's lips were trembling and she put on the puppydog face.

"Y-you d-don't like me?" Tifa asked. She started sniffing and her eyes were sparkling.

"You're so mean!" Xiaoyu yelled in Chris' ears. "Come on, Xianghua!" Xianghua was pulled by Xiaoyu.

"Oh, great. First, obsessed fan girls chase us. Then, we end up stranded in some mall-esque place. Now I get stuck with a bunch of idiots. This keeps getting worse as the story progresses!" Chris started scowling. It only made Tifa cry more and people passing by stared at the two awkwardly.

"Gee, what's gotten into him?" some lady said.

"Come on, dear. Let's go to a place where couples should appreciate one another," another lady said. People kept whispering loud enough for Chris to hear, to the point he got annoyed.

'Note to self: when someone offers you a job to write a crossover, don't take it.' Chris thought. Tifa's crying kept getting louder.

"Come on, let's go watch a movie or something." Chris took Tifa's hand.

"Oooh! A movie!" Tifa stopped crying. She started dragging Chris to the nearest movie theatre.

Meanwhile...

"You'll never catch us alive, coppers!" Cloud yelled. Siegfried and Jin were right behind him, being chased by Naboo police.

"Get back here! And put some clothes on!"

Will this get anymore chaotic? Of course. Will the story ever be clear? Highly doubt it. Will we ever find out why Matt is discontent with Asuka? Tune in next time.