In a clothing store of Naboo's mall...

"Oh, Matt! How do you think I'd look in this one?" Asuka held up a set of sensual undergarments.

"Eh? Oh, I'm sure you'd look splendid." Matt began shuffling through the Jedi robes trying to find one in his size.

"Matt, what're you doing? You've been ignoring me this whole time." Asuka pouted and bit her lip, "It's like you don't

even love me."

Matt blinks as he pulls a robe from the rack. "Well, I love you in a parental kind of way."

Asuka swooned and dragged her finger down Matt's chest. "Parental guidance suggested? Realllllly?"

"That's not what I meant! I meant in a platonic way!"

Asuka appeared oblivious to what the word 'platonic' meant and began stroking Matt's shoulder.

"I wonder if Chris is having this same problem..."

"What was that, dear?"

"Don't call me that!"

Meanwhile, in the theater...

"Eeep!" Tifa squealed and jumped into Chris' lap.

"What the hell are you doing?" Chris whispered/yelled.

"I got scared." She pouted.

"... It's a comedy."

"But Robin Williams is so creepy!"

"Okay, you got me there." Chris rolled his eyes.

Back in the store.

"Uh oh... Asuka, get down!" Matt grabbed Asuka's hand and pulled her behind a rack of Darth Vader costumes.

"Why are we hiding?" Asuka whispered.

Matt lifted his finger to his lips to indicate that she needed to be quiet. He pointed between the costumes at the

figures of three battle droids prowling the area. "They're probably looking for you guys..."

"But we haven't even reached the point of the story where we attack them when we storm the palace!" Asuka

protested in a hushed voice.

"Streaking is a federal offense here."

"Ohhhh."

The mall detention center.

"You guys are doo-doo heads!" Siegfried protested as he tried to pull his new pants off. He, Jin and Cloud had been

outfitted with special belts that made it impossible to remove their pants.

"We'll release the belts after your parents report here to release you." One of the battle droids chirped.

"Rodger, rodger." The other droid replied.

"I thought I told you to stop calling me Rodger." He shot the other droid's head off. Jin started to cry.

Cloud began stroking a mug against the bars while Siegfried played the Power Rangers theme on the

harmonica.

"Prisoner number 0129756, halt that noise with the mug." The droid chirped again.

"Sorrrrrrrrrrrry!" Cloud protested.

"Prisoner 0129758, do you know Old Susanna?"

Siegfried nodded and proceeded to play the tune. The tone-deaf droid began singing along, causing it's

own circuits to fry. The three stared at each other and then broke into a riotous panic.

"Yaaaay-AH!" shouted Lil' Jon.

"Nooooooooooo!" The three cried out. In an attempt to escape from Lil' Jon's puny vocabulary, the boys tried

to knock down the gate, effectively crushing Lil' Jon as they ran out.

"O...kaaaaa-yahhh-blarghhhh." Lil' Jon spouted as he died.

Somewhere in the clone trooper training area.

"Nice shooting Mr. Reno." The commanding officer stated. "You're doing quite well too, Mr. Hwoarang."

"Thanks, bro." Reno replied.

"What'd you expect? I beat Kazama." Hwoarang gloated.

The instructor smiled at the two, and then reached Yunseong and got a stern look on his face, "You, however, are doing quite

poorly, Mr. Yunseong!"

"Dude, check him out!" Reno tapped Hwoarang on the shoulder and pointed at Yunseong. "He looks like us too, bro!"

"Hey, you're right! Too bad he doesn't have the goggles."

"What are you talking about, commander? I hit every target!"

"Son, this is the Clone Trooper army. Have you even seen the original trilogy?"

"Trilogy? What trilogy?!" Yunseong was getting frustrated.

"Our pride rests on our ability to miss every target no matter how good we aim!" The commander pointed his blaster rifle

directly on Yunseong's forehead and pulled the trigger. The laser some how shot directly to the right of the commander.

"Nice one, commander!" Reno shouted.

"Hell yeah!" Hwoarang shouted.

"What's wrong with you people!?" Yunseong shouted.

"FWEEZE!" Lei shouted, firing his blaster all around the dummies.

"Very good, squad captain Lei!"

"Fweeze fweeze." Lei replied to the commander.

"HYAAAAH!" Link interrupted.

"Master Windu!" The commander bowed.

"Hyaah hyah? Hyaaaaaah!" Link replied.

"Oh... sorry, I get your accents confused."

"I'm black! He's white! It's not that hard to tell the difference!" Mace Windu replied.

"Master Windu!"

"Rude? What're you doing here?"

"Reno? I see you go sucked in here too." He put on his shades.

"Omg! It's Morpheus!" Hwoarang pointed.

"Nah, it's just my partner, Rude."

"No, behind him!"

"There is no spoon." Morpheus said as he munched on a bag of doggy treats.

"That's sick, dude." Yunseong pointed at the bag.

"There are no doggy treats..." Morpheus replied sadly as he dumped the bag's crumbs on the ground and walked away.

"That was disgusting!" Hwoarang shouted after Morpheus had disappeared.

"They're really not that bad." Reno said as he munched on some of the crumbs at the bottom of the bag.

Everyone stared at Reno for a moment. "Don't judge me!"

In the Hut palace on Tatooine.

"Hmm? What'd I land on?" A very confused Ganryu shouted whilst scratching his mostly-visible ass. As he scratched he felt something

slimy beneath him. "Hmm? Oh! It seems I have crushed a giant slug! Fortune has smiled upon me! I was starving!" Ganryu got off the monster

and picked it up, shoving it down his throat. Just then, another slug slithered in. "Jabaa. Hgurn flgu pudoo gargi kogerl."

"Flagr gorg blagerd zugar belg jarsh." Replied Ganryu, massive amounts of slimy drool escaping his lips. It appeared that he had been

confused for a creature named Jabaa The Hut. Ganryu held his massive gut and let out a slight laugh. "Hohhh hohhhh hohhhh hohhhhhhhh. Bring me

foooooood." He shouted at one of the weird aliens.

Back on Naboo in the jungles.

"Messa your humbo servant! Messa Jar Jar Binks. Messa your frien!"

"Shut up you stupid alien!" Reno shouted back at him. "How did I get separated from Rude and get stuck with this beast of burden?"

"Messa take you to Gunga City! 'Tis a hidden place it is!"

"Hidden city, eh? Sounds like a good place to start a business." Rufus stroked his chin for a moment, and then smacked the alien over the head.

"Take me there, low life."

"Messa gonna die!"

"I'm bringing sexy baaaaack," Justin Timberlake spouted to Rufus.

"Umm... sorry. I've already got plenty."

"Messa too!" Jar Jar struck a pose.

"You mother fuckers don't know how to act." Justin growled as he walked away.

"That was odd. Okay dumb ears, let's get going!"

"Yessa massa!"

"Watch what you say! People will think George Lucas is trying to insert subtle references to slavery!"

"Sorry, massa! Pwease don't whip me!"

"God... damn it."

Wherever the hell the X girls wound up.

"Hey Xiaoyu."

"Yeah, Xianghua?" Xiaoyu was munching on a slice of pizza from Pizza The Hut.

"I think we're being watched..."

Xiaoyu started to freak out and began eating her pizza faster. Xianghua quirked her eyebrow at her. "Do you always eat fast when you're nervous?"

Xiaoyu nodded quickly and went back to eating.

"Aww! That's so cute!" Xianghua leaned forward and patted Xiaoyu on the head who was now pouting with a mouth full of pizza.

"Anyway, those two guys over there keep staring at us." She pointed at another table with a blonde haired man in a red gi with

his long blonde hair going straight up, along with a Chinese man with messy hair and a little bit of a beard.

"PAUL!? LAW?!" Xiaoyu spat out her pizza all over a near by oompa-loompa. The oompa-loompa then kicked her in the shin.

"Owww! You're a mean little man!" Xiaoyu pouted, holding her leg as Paul and Law walked towards them.

What're Paul and Law doing at the mall? Will our heroes ever storm the palace? Will Matt and Chris ever escape the plot and just be authors?