Back to the 15th century.

Above the lands of Europe sit a kunoichi, a wind priestess and a golem.

"Are you sure this is safe, Talim?" the kunoichi asked.

"Yes! The winds will protect us!" Talim said gleefully. She was eating some Skittles.

"Worms!" the golem screamed.

"No, no, Astaroth. These are Skittles. Here, you want Gummy Worms?" Talim was going through her bag filled with sweets.

"These are pretty good!" the kunoichi said, holding a bag of Sour Skittles. Her eyes started twitching from the bitterness.

"Here, Taki. You'll like these." Talim handed her a packet of flavoured marshmallows. Taki took them, and then looked down.

"Guys, what if this isn't real?" Taki asked.

"What do you mean?" Talim tilted her head.

"I mean, we're sitting on a rainbow." Taki, Talim and Astaroth looked down.

"It will rain blood today!" Astaroth screamed. Suddenly, red Skittles started falling on the ground. As soon as they were beneath the dirt, they started growing more rainbows.

"What are you doing?" Taki looked at Talim licking the rainbow they were on.

"Skittles. Taste the rainbow." Talim continued licking.

"Hey, there's Mitsurugi and Raphael." Astaroth pointed below them. Mitsurugi was using Raphael as support.

"You can talk?" Taki asked.

"Yep." Astaroth was kicking his feet in the air whilst sitting on the rainbow.

Below Astaroth, Taki and Talim.

"Oh, no, no, no, NO!" Raphael screamed. Mitsurugi leaned forwards and vomitted on the ground, near his boots.

"Uggghhh... I'm going to get a major hang-over tomorrow." Mitsurugi was leaning sideways, and Raphael had to balance them out by leaning against Mitsurugi.

"And I'm going to need new boots." Raphael grunted. Suddenly, saliva splattered all over the two.

"What the hell, man?" Mitsurugi looked at Raphael.

"I didn't do it." Raphael shot Mitsurugi a serious stare.

Above Mitsurugi and Raphael.

"Nice one, Taki." Talim sucked in some mucous. She let it slip down from her mouth, aiming for the two.

"Yeah, haha." Taki high-fived Talim. Astaroth leaned back, taking in a lot of phlegm. He shot a ball of mucous and saliva the size of three cannonballs combined towards the two.

Back to Raphael and Mitsurugi.

"Damn pigeons!" Mitsurugi shook his fist in the air.

"Blah!" Raphael combed his hair. He saw a large shadow and decided to look up.

"Uh oh," Mitsurugi and Raphael said simultaneously. Splat.

Back to the trio.

"Ahahaha! Hundred points!" Taki high-fived Astaroth.

"What are you doing, Talim?" Astaroth raised an eyebrow. He noticed Talim in a squatting position, pulling her pants down.

"Happy New Years!" Talim screamed. Her face started frustrating, and it was bright red with veins popping all over.

Mitsurugi and Raphael.

"Man, not my hair!" Mitsurugi was fully awake now. He was trying to wipe off the thick liquid off of the end of his ponytail, which looked like a feather duster.

"Oh, no." Raphael looked up. Mitsurugi looked at Raphael.

"What?" Mitsurugi asked. Raphael pointed at the sky.

"Oh, great." Mitsurugi shielded his head. The two got splattered from a descending chocolate meteor.

"Ew, mommy! That man smells like cow poop!" some little girl yelled, pointing at Mitsurugi and Raphael.

"Come on, Penelope," the girl's mother said, covering her nose.

"You guys smell." Maxi covered his nose.

"Shut up, man." Mitsurugi and Raphael lowered their eyebrows. All of a sudden, out of the blue, yellow liquid started splashing on the two.

"It's raining?" Maxi looked up.

"Oh." Maxi smiled. Raphael and Mitsurugi looked up to see two girls squatting and one golem leaning forwards.

"At least you got your shower." Maxi laughed, and started walking away. Raphael and Mitsurugi looked at each other. They went to chase Maxi but immediately paused when they heard squishing sounds coming from their foot.

"Dog..." Mitsurugi started.

"... DOO-DOO!" Raphael cried.

Above the rainbow.

"That was awesome." Taki was lying on the rainbow on her stomach.

"Let's do it again!" Talim suggested excitedly.

"When we need the bathroom." Astaroth was already eating. He disappeared.

"Where did he go?" Taki and Talim started looking around. Talim disappeared as well.

"What the hell? Where'd they go?" Taki was standing now. She had her hands on her waist, looking around frantically. The rainbow started to disappear.

"Aw, crap. I forgot we need Talim in order to stand on this thing." Taki started falling.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-huh?" Taki screamed, and she disappeared herself.

Korea.

"Oh, Mina. Will you be my wife? I swear I'll wash the dishes when I'm not lazy! Nah, that won't work. Hey, babe. Be my wife, and we'll, ya' know. Wabonk-ba-bonk-kabonk-bonk! Teh, I doubt she understands Ebonics. Yo', Mina, yo' papa wants me to marry you. So I have no choice but agree. Ah, fuck that. I can't be truthful." Hwang Seong-gyeong was fumbling through a "Lie Your Way To Marriage / Getting Laid" book. He opened the dojo's doors, hoping to find Mina training as usual in her half-naked suit. But all he found were old ladies cleaning and young boys playing with their sticks.

"Master Wang! Master Wang! Look what I can do!" a boy yelled, motioning his hands up and down on his training sword.

"Master what?" Hwang asked. He stared in disbelief at the boy's demonstration.

"I saw my brother doing this once when he kept saying mama's name! And he said it was a secret art!" the boy placed the stick in between his legs and started continuing the same movements he was doing.

'That's fucking sick.' Hwang held back from puking.

"Come on, honey! It's time to go home," some lady said, calling for the little boy.

'God... DAMN!' Hwang's eyes popped out. "No wonder he thinks of his mother."

"Excuse me?" the lady said. She was standing next to Hwang.

"Oh, no, it's nothing." Hwang chuckled. The lady started smiling.

"What?" Hwang asked.

"Nothing," the lady said. She left the dojo, only to look back at Hwang and winked.

"Weird lady." Hwang patted his stomach, but he felt something sticking forwards. He looks down.

"Oh, fuck!" Hwang smacked his head. He had a boner, and it apparently touched the lady.

The boy's house.

"We're home!" the lady said.

"Sweetie, can you find your brother?"

"Okay, mama!" the boy said, as he started running up the stairs. The boys' mother opened the bathroom.

"CLOSE THE DOOR!" some adolescent boy screamed. She closed it right away.

"I can't find him, mama," the younger boy said. His mother placed a finger on her lips.

"Mother... mother... mother..." she heard from beyond the door. The lady smiled.

'I think he's ready to breed,' the lady thought.

Townsville.

"Ms. Keane! Ms. Keane! Butch is putting glue on Lili's head again!" a student yelled. Ivy turned around from writing on the board.

"Butch, that's enough!" Ivy screamed. Butch looked at Ivy, then went back to gluing Lili's head.

"Be... still!" Ivy smacked Butch with her Valentine.

"Crap..." Butch mumbled.

"Sergei, can you finish this problem?" Ivy turned over her students. Sergei shook his head vehemently.

"Ms. Keane, he can't talk. Well, not really."

"Talking has nothing to do with doing the problem on the board, Ken," Ivy said. She was tapping on her big book with her nails.

"Why don't you do it, then?" Ken said.

"Because I'm the teacher. Why don't you do it?" Ivy offered.

"Because I'm supposed to learn. Why don't you do it?" Ken retorted. Ivy stared at Ken for a while.

"I'll do it, Ms. Keane!" Dante got up. He quickly withdrew Rebellion and started slashing on the board. Then he somersaulted backwards, shooting twice on the black board with Ebony and Ivory.

"Correct, Dante. Five plus five is ten." Ivy turned around again.

"Psst, Lili." Buttercup passed Lili a note. Lili opened it.

"Dear Lili Rochefort,

I like you.

Sincerely,

Sergei Dragunov.

P.S.: Will you go out with me? I mean, I don't really say anything but it wouldn't stop me from making out.

P.P.S.: Do you have an extra eraser? I think Armour King ate mine.

P.P.S.S.: What time is it?"

Lili turned over to Dragunov and smiled. She started writing a note herself. She passed it over to Buttercup, who passed it over to Blossom, who passed it to Kyo Sohma, who passed it to Andy Bogard, who passed it to Ken Masters, who passed it to Jason Voorhees who opened it for Dragunov with his machete.

"DeaR DraGoniTe,

I fink ur kyoot.

Sincerely,

Emily 'Lili-Cuddle-Winks' Rochefort.

P.S.: Okay. What time?

P.P.S.: I had an extra eraser but I think Dexter's using it for experiments.

P.P.S.S.: I don't know. I accidentally fell asleep. XD"

Dragunov took the note and opened it. He stared at it for a while and frowned. Lili wondered why he frowned, so she kept staring at Dragunov the entire lecture.

"Okay, class. Recess," Ivy said. Everyone immediately ran out with the exception of Yoshimitsu.

"Yoshimitsu, it's recess." Yoshimitsu just sat there.

"Yoshimitsu?" Ivy walked over to Yoshimitsu, who was sitting in an Indian Squat.

"Oh..." Ivy noticed Yoshimitsu taking a nap. Ivy went to the teachers' lounge.

Poke Oaks playground.

Dragunov, Jason, Ken, Andy, Kyo, the Terminator and Armour King all stood in one corner of the gate. Meanwhile, Lili, Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles, Dante, the girl from The Exorcist and Emily Rose were in another corner.

"What's the matter, Lili?" the Exorcist girl asked, rotating her head around then vomitted all over Butch who was passing by.

"I think Dragunov's sad." Lili looked at Dragunov, who was slumping with the other boys.

"Why not ask why he's sad?" Emily Rose suggested. She ran away, screaming about seeing ghosts and devils. "One, two, three, four, five, six!"

"Yeah, I should." Lili walked over to Dragunov.

"Sergei?" Lili leaned over to Dragunov, who was playing pogs with Jason. Jason looked down, and smashed the stack with his machete.

"I'll be back," the Terminator said. He walked away, towards the restroom.

"What's the matter?" Lili asked Dragunov. Dragunov stared at Lili's breasts for a moment, then at Lili.

"He can't speak, remember?" Kyo said.

"Oh. Oops." Lili placed her palm on her lips. "Well, I really like you, Sergei!" Dragunov smiled and jumped up.

"Why were you sad?" Lili asked.

"He can't read," Andy Bogard said.

"Oh."

"I'm back," the Terminator said. He sat down next to Armour King. The bell rang.

"Recess is over. Come on in, class!" Ivy yelled. Everyone ran in, except Lili and Dragunov. They were holding hands. Ivy looked at the two and smiled.

"I wish Siegfried was here." Ivy sighed.

Naboo.

"You all right, Siegfried?" Jin asked. He was lying down on the cell bed.

"Yeah. I swear, everytime Ivy says my name, she causes more misery." Siegfried was recovering from the sneeze.

"Let. Us. Out." Cloud was walking back and forth with a mug, running it through the cell bars. Everyone in jail started chanting.

"Let us out. Let us out. Let us out. Let us out."

"Shut up!" the guards yelled, running in. The cell Siegfried, Jin and Cloud were in opened all of a sudden. But they didn't escape that way. Instead, the trio escaped through the window.

"Hey, get back here!" one guard yelled, trying to chase the three. Four more guards followed. Then seven more. Then all of the guards were in the cell Siegfried, Jin and Cloud were in. The doors closed.

"Hah! Payback's a bitch, isn't it?" Persephone smirked.

"Let us out!" Hades yelled.

"Fuck if I will." Persephone escaped.

Outside of jail.

"Did you know the cell doors opened?" Cloud asked. Jin and Siegfried shrugged. They just stood outside of jail for a while.

What the hell happened? The world may never know. Tune in next time.