"Since we know who you are, you should join glee club. There is no secret that you have on us now. Come on, addition." Finn told him. "I'm eager to hear his voice." Kurt admits. "Alright, just let me think of a song." He wispered something in the piano players ear. Them he started to sing a song called 'Bromance'
(Lyrics)
~Bro-o-o-mance
It's like Eminem and Dr. Dre
If I loved you more I might be gay
And when I'm feeling down
You know just what to say
You're my homie (homie)
Yeah ya know me (know me)
And if you ever need a wingman
I'd let any girl blow me off
Cause you're more important than the rest
I confess I'm a mess
If I'm not hangin' with my BFF
You know it's true
You my male boo
Now sing the chorus with me
If you're feeling the same way too
Bromance
Nothing really gay about it
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (gay)
Bro-o-o-omance
Shouldn't be ashamed or hide it
I love you in the most heterosexual way
Hold me to a promise
That I'll will be the kind of friend
That in the end
Will always keep you company
Cause when the world gets tough
And times get hard
I will always love you
I'll be your bodyguard
Cause you're my bestie (bestie)
And if you test me (test me)
I'll prove it time and time again
I got your back until the end
A brother from another mother
Never knew how much I loved ya
'Til I started singing this song (Huh)
Bromance (Bromance)
Nothing really gay about it
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (gay)
Bro-o-o-omance (Bromance)
Shouldn't be ashamed or hide it
I love you in the most heterosexual way
And now that I've told you how I feel
I hope you feel the same way too
But if you don't
This song was just a joke (Ha ha ha)
But if you do
I love you
Bromance (bromance)
Nothing really gay about it (nothing gay)
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay
Bro-o-o-omance (bromance)
Shouldn't be ashamed or hide it
I love you (love you) in the most heterosexual way
I love you bro~
Everyone clapped. "I know, I know. You don't have to say it. I'm amazing." Kurt giggled and said "I could beat you in a diva off, any day." Charlie smirked and said "I doubt that. I am really famous from my voice. Not just singing, but also talking." What do you mean?" Kurt asked. "Sorry Rachel. But it has to be done" Charlie told her. Rachel looked at him confused. "This is not fair! I should have got that solo!" Charlie said, pretending to be Rachel. Everyone looked at him, wide eyes. "How in hell, did you do that?" Finn asked. "Did Rachel, and Charlie switch bodies?" Britney asked. Charlie laughed and said "No but I'm working on a machine that can switch bodies." Britney gasped and said "I'm working on a time machine." Can you do me?" Kurt asked. Puck whistles and says "isn't it a little to soon for that?" Charlie blushes, and tried to get into character. Then he said, in a very Kurt voice "Rachel, did you get dressed in the dark?" Everyone but Rachel burst out laughing. "Don't worry Rachel, I don't really mind what you wear. I'm just trying to be Kurt." Charlie said, and winked at her. She smiled, with a little giggle coming from her lips. Everyone who liked guys, in the room, couldn't help but stare at him. They all seemed to have a crush on him. They all felt a little bit of jealousy towards Rachel, after he winked at her. "Of course, I'm not going to show you my true talent, or my normal voice. You would probably send me to a crack house. ~cough~ Rachel." Charlie told them. "How do you know Rachel sent someone to a crack house?" Puck asked. "I not saying this is how I know. But I have a fortune telling business. If your wondering about anything, in your life, come to me. I can clear it up. And if your wondering if your going to get a boyfriend, or girlfriend this year, ask me. ~cough~ Kurt. Just so you know. I can't date anyone, I'm in a relationship. But I can tell you a lot." Charlie told them. "Wait, Kurt's going to get a boyfriend?" Rachel asked. "Yup, he goes to a different school. But next year he is coming here." Charlie replied. "Didn't you say, he would be getting a boyfriend this year?" Finn asked. Charlie nodded. "Oh and Kurt. If a bird dies, Blackbird, would be the perfect song to sing, to express your feelings ~cough~ warbler. Anyway, my words will get you a boyfriend. Oh, and just so you know. Your boyfriends name starts with a B." Charlie whispered the last part in Kurt's ear "You and your boyfriend will really love each other. And after Blackbird, Candles will be a sign. A sign that your love is coming. But you won't fall in love in this school." Kurt looked startled, and confused. "I don't believe you." Kurt told him. "Watch the news tomorrow, a guy named Richard Lincoln will have won the lottery." Charlie told him. "Fine" and Kurt left the room. "Wait! Kurt!" Charlie ran after Kurt. "What?" Kurt asked. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I was just trying to help you. I'm really sorry." What do you mean you were trying to help me?" Kurt asked. "I was not making fun of you in there. I actually really like you. I know things other people don't. If anything happens. Like a bully kisses you. I wouldn't be surprised. You don't have to believe me now. Just, after you get a boyfriend. Try to contact me." Charlie said to him. He snacked his phone and put himself in Kurt's contacts. Once he was done he gave it back, and smiled. Then Charlie left, and went home.