Hey guys! It's Christy! I want to thank you am for reading and reviewing on my story! I have 3,000+ views! On my first story! I can't thank you guys enough and remember to leave a review! I was dying of laughter in this chapter, it's some comedic relief! Enjoy!

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Chapter 14

"...Star is Evil, and Envious! Did you get that all now!?"

"Yes and no." Mabel replied.

"What do you mean 'yes and no'! It's either a yes or a no!" He was getting frustrated.

"Your confusing me!"

"Ugh! I'm just going to say you got it! Ok now for your training..." He said getting cut off by a similar training mix.

"When the tiger roars, and the mountain cries! You gotta dream the dream, you gotta win the..." A mysterious voice sung as it was cut off by Bill.

"No! We are not listening to that! No! Just! Ugh!" Bill yelled up to the sky.

"Why? I like it!" Mabel told him.

"No! We do NOT need a training mix in this! Your training has nothing to do with 'shaving uncles' or 'drinking from a fire hydrant'!" He screamed from frustration. It was hilarious to Mabel. She bursted out laughing.

"Wow," she said as she wiped a tear off her face from laughing too hard. "You really don't like that song!"

"No I like it, just it's not important right now!" Mabel is still laughing her head off. "Ugh, I don't even know what's happening in this part." He said making Mabel laugh harder.

"This is too funny!" She said falling over.

"No it's not! You need to take this seriously!" Mabel finally stopped laughing, but come on it was hilarious!

"Ok I'm calm. But that was hilarious!" She told him, Bill's face was bright red.

"What do you think I am? A clown!? Now let's get down to business..."

"To defeat the Huns!" Mabel yelled back.

"No we aren't doing a Mulan thing here either! Ugh! Stupid references." Bill said his face getting even redder.

"With your face still bright red I will start to call you Mushu!"

"Ugh! No! Just stop! Stop!" He ran into the forest and decided to punch something leaving Mabel still on the ground.

"Aw, come on Mushu! Don't be a baby dragon!" Mabel said teasing him.

Bill ran up to a tree and punched it as hard as he could... But it hurt... a lot. He screamed.

All Mabel heard was this high pitched girly scream coming from the forest and she decided to check it out. She thought that Bill hurt some women.

But no, she found Bill laying on the ground holding his hand and almost crying.

"Wait, did you just scream?" Mabel asked him.

"N-no." Bill said tearing up.

"You look hurt? What happened?" Mabel asked him.

"N-nothing." Bill replied with his voice squeaking.

"Aw, did Mushu hurt him self?" Mabel said playfully.

"Not. In. The. Mood." Bill told her. He got up and constantly shook his hand.

"Did you just punch a tree?" Mabel realized.

"Maybe, what's your concern?"

"I don't want a teacher that's injured." She told him.

"Your ready to learn?" Bill asked her.

"Yes! I want to learn how to kick that evil creeps butt!" Mabel said doing karate moves, but she hit Bill.

"Ow!" Bill said a he got kicked in the stomach. He fell over again.

"Oops! Sorry!" Mabel apologized.

"You. Have. A. Lot. To. Learn." He said trying to breathe. He got his breath back on track and got up still holding his hand. "You don't have to hit people with your hands you have powers, remember?"

"Yeah! Of course I remember!" She said as she put her hands out at him, and she fired. Bill dodged it quickly ducking and the blast hit the tree behind him, the one he punched.

"Watch where you aim it!" Bill screamed.

"Oops! Sorry, again."

"Ugh, I don't want to say it, but we will need some training music..." His face became bright red.

"HURRAY!" Mabel squealed. "Alright 'Mushu', where do we start?!"

"Don't call me that again!" Bill yelled.