Chapter 3:

Flashback:

Neji saw Tenten grinning stupidly into space with drool going down the side of her mouth…

'Uh Tenten Why don't we walk around Konoha just like Tsunade said to get to know each other?'

'Ok Neji'

They left…

'OieShizune… I'm hearing wedding bells, aren't you?'Tsunade said with an evil glint in her eye.

'TSUNADE YOU EVIL WITCH! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL THEM STRAIGHT OUT THAT TENTEN IS ABLE TO ALLOW ANYONE SHE PLEASES INTO HER CLAN'S SECRET BASE?! YOU ARE BEATING AROUND THE BUSH BY SAYING LOVERS! THAT'S BASICALLY MATCHMAKING!!! THEY HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE!'

END FLASHBACK

Neji and Tenten left together from the Hokage building.

'So where do you want to go first?' Neji asked.

'Hey what about the park! I haven't been there in a while…'

'Sure…whatever…'

Tenten play-glared at him and punched him on the shoulder.

'What?!'

'Do you EVER say anything apart from 'Hn' 'Sure' or 'Whatever?!'

'Hn…'

'GRRRR! NEJI I'M SERIOUS! IF I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THEN S-P-E-A-K!'

'Geez…ok…ok… So, what are your favourite things?'

'Hmm, guess!' Tenten said while grinning mischievously.

'Umm…let's see… you hate kimonos…so I guess you like shirts and pants?'

'And?'

'You…hate being bored… so you're fun?'

'And?'

'Umm…'

'Geez you're HOPELESS!'

'If you're so un-hopeless, then tell me what you know about me, HA!' (I noe OOC)

'EASY! You like birds, your favourite colour is white, you believe in fate, but not as much since fishcake over there (Naruto-naruto means fishcake) changed your mind. No wait. You are OBSESSED with birds. You learnt your Kaiten technique by yourself, and you used to hate everyone in the main house, but now you like them since Hiashi started to train you after the Chuunin exams, and ummm… you hate Sasuke?'

'Damnit…'

'HA!!! I WIN!'

'Ok… so Tenten, what are your interests?'

'Hmm… I loooooove pandas! You should know! I always put my hair up in buns! Speaking of which, YOU ARE BUYING ME TWO HAIR TIES RIGHT THIS INSTANT HYUUGA NEJI!'

'Uhuh…you love pandas… hmmm…'

He pulled her arm and started walking.

Poke poke. 'Neji.' Poke poke. 'NEJI!'

'What?!'

'Your fangirls are glaring at me. Not that I couldn't handle them myself. I just wanted to see how you get rid of them.' She smirked, grinning.

'Henge no jutsu!' Neji transformed himself into Lee.

'That's how…'

'EEEEWW!'

Shrieks could be heard everywhere.

'To think we thought HE was hot!!!'

'Yeah! Let's Go! Hmph!'

The girls scattered.

'Very smart… and btw eeew! I reeaally do not want to see anymore spandex!'

'Uhuh.. henge no jutsu!' Neji transformed back.

They walked into a department store. Tenten dragged Neji off to the hair tie section. They went up to the counter.

'Uhm, have I seen you before?' The old counter lady asked while adjusting her glasses.

'Yeah, charge the hairties to my account…'

'Uh… I don't remember seeing you around at ALL!'

'See Neji? I told you no one recognizes me with my hair down!' She hissed.

'Look, I'm TENTEN! YOUR BEEESSST CUSTOMER!!!'

'Uhuh… and I'm the Yondaime…'

'NO! SERIOUSLY! Look, does THIS help?!' Tenten put her hair in buns with the hairties.

'OH MY! GOMEN TENTEN-SAN! I could not recognize you back there! You can have the hair ties for free!'

'Arigatou, Chiyo-obaa-sama!'

'No problem. See you around!'

Neji and Tenten walked out.

'So whatcha wanna do now?'

'Hn…'

'OH WAIT! There's this weird antique store that I saw, and I looked in the window and there was a kunai! Can we check it out?'

'No.'

'Why not?!'

'Cos it's stupid…'

'No it's not… hmph!'

'Yea it is…'

Tenten turned around, pretending to be mad, and Neji was about to put his arm on her shoulder when she suddenly turned back.

DUN DUN DUN!

She had the CUUTEST PUPPY DOG POUT ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY DO! It had the tears in the right place, making her eyes SPARKLE ever so beautifully. The highlights were also in the right place!

AWW KAWAII!

'Shutup… hey wait a sec… did you just say… GASP…KAWAII?!'

YOU SAID IT AS WELL! I'M YOU HA!

'Fine… ok…' Neji could not resist her KAWAII eyes! Then again… no one could… not even Gaara… no just joking… of course Gaara could!

Tenten dragged Neji off to the weird antique store, and found a weird spiky haired freak behind the counter reading a book that made him blush, and he had a stupid smile on his ugly face.

'JIRAIYA?!'

'Oh hello… What can I do for you in my wonderful store?'

'Oh… um… earlier, I saw a kunai in the window, could you uh… get it for me please?'

'Sure Tenten!'

Meanwhile, Neji was looking around the shop in horror. It was a PERVERTED BOOKSTORE- AND OTHER STUFF!

'Uh Tenten… look around-'

'OK HERE'S YOUR KUNAI!'

'THANKS!'

She examined it carefully, twirling it around her fingers. She noticed the silver blade, sharpened from folding and pummeling, not sharpening. She noticed the hilt, carved from Blue Zircon, giving it a really nice glint. Around the hilt, was a black spiral going around, making sure everything was in place. In one word , beautiful.

'How much does it cost?!'

'Oh it's free for you!' 'Maybe I can work on the IchaIcha tactics while the kunai is working on them…MUAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'Ok, first of all, if you are best friends, you two have to slit your palms with the kunai and slap them together, so the blood mixes a bit. And then you wait… SOMETHING will happen… DUNDUNDUN!'

'Ok! Neji! Split your palm!' She said after splitting hers…

'Hn… whatever…'

He split his palm.

Nothing happened.

'I told you this would be a waste of time!'

'NO NO! WAIT TILL MIDNIGHT AND YOU SHALL SEE THE EFFECTS!'

'Whatever…'

'HAHAHA! THESE TWO SHALL SWITCH SOULS! THEY WILL SEE EACH OTHER NAKED! MUAHAHAHAHA! AND I WILL BE OBSERVING FROM A DISTANCE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! AND THEN MY BOOK WILL BE A BESTSELLER! YAY!'

Later , at midnight:

'Why is my pillow not soft?! WHY WHY!' Tenten yelled while squirming around in her bed… or so she thought.

'Why is my bed so soft?! And why does it smell like strawberries?! WHY WHY!' Neji yelled while squirming around in his bed… or so he thought…

They both opened their eyes and scanned the scene. Neji's was the most peculiar.

'WHY do I have LUMPS in front of my face?!'

They both sat up… shocked…

'OMG where am I?!'

'Oh great… where am I? HEY WAIT A SEC… DO I HAVE BREASTS?!'

'Hey wait a sec… MY CHEST WAS NEVER THIS FLAT!'

They both got up and ran to their en suite bathrooms.

Tenten screamed.

Neji gagged.

Their faces were staring at them in the mirrors.

Except, Neji was staring at the gaping face of Tenten, and Tenten was staring at the blank face of Neji!

Neji, in Tenten's body decided to act.

He rang up his bedroom number. He had already guessed what had happened. Meanwhile, Jiraiya was taking notes…

Tenten ran over and picked up, guessing it would be Neji.

'TENTEN! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!'

'I DUNNO! MY FACE! IT'S GOOONNE!'

'LOOK AROUND! IT'S NOT ONLY YOUR FACE! IT'S YOUR BODY AS WELL!'

Neji looked down his-her body, while Tenten looked down hers-his.

They both blushed.

Neji ended up looking down Tenten's night-tank top, and Tenten ended up looking at Neji's bare chest with black boxers.

'YOU GO TO BED SHIRTLESS?!'

'Like what you see?' Neji smirked.

'N-NEJI!'

'Ha. Anyway! Come over to your house. I probably won't be able to get into my house because we have guards, and is protected by a ninjutsu so no one can use 'sayonara no jutsu' to get in. However, you can.'

'Ok. Sayonara no jutsu!'

'Oh shit! I forgot to put on clothes!' Tenten said while landing in her bedroom.

'TENTEN…!' Neji growled.

'SRY!!!'

'Nevermind… do you have a spare shirt that you can wear that looks like something I wear?'

'Uhh… o yeah! The time you came back when I threw the rock at your head, and then you changed into something else when you woke up, I think I still have your clothes!'

'Okay, then WEAR THEM!'

'Geez… bastard…'

Tenten found the robes, but because they were robes, she could still see the boxers underneath.

'Uh Neji? What do I do about the boxers showing? And how can you wear this CRAP?! It's so flowy! Sure it's comfortable for sleeping… but not FIGHTING?!'

'Hn… just wear a pair of baggy pants underneath…'

'Ok… oh yeah, don't we have to start acting like each other until this wears off?'

'Now that you mention it, when DOES it wear off?'

'I think Jiraiya muttered something about 2 weeks.'

'2 WEEKS?! IF THE HYUUGAS FIND OUT ABOUT THIS I AM GOING TO LOSE ALL MY PRIVILEGES AND BECOME AN ORDINARY BRANCH MEMBER! GAH!'

'Calm down!'

'Sorry…'

'I'd just say try to act as normal as possible… O yeah, if I EVER catch you staring at me NAKED, then you are DEAD MEAT!'

'Ok… whatever…'

'Aren't you going to say the same to me?'

'Do I need to?' Neji smirked.

'N-NEJI! I'M SERIOUS!' She blushed. (well Neji blushed)

'Uhuh… just resist the need to stare at me… hn?'

'GRRRR!'

'Ha.'

'Oh shoot! What do I do if I need to pee?! Your job is EASY. All you have to do is sit on the seat and pee! What do I need to do?!'

'Uh… haven't you seen any guy pee on the roadside before?'

'Uh…' 'Great… I knew Neji would not explain the art of peeing to me…'

'Yeah?'

'Ok.'

'I think I gtg now! WHAT DO I DO!'

DUN DUN DUN!

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