Chapter 4:

Flashback:

'Oh god! I think I gtg now!!!'

'Then go…'

'Umm… ok…'

'Uhuh…'

'Uh you can change while I'm in the toilet… ok? Wear proper training clothes and wash your face before we go, ok? Change into fresh stuff…'

'Hn…'

Tenten walked awkwardly into the bathroom. She slowly took off the pants she was wearing and lifted up the robes that Neji had left behind and she was wearing. Now the final part. Could she dare to undo the boxers?

'Wait a sec! I can close my eyes! But wait… then IT will be uncontrollable…' She thought the last part as nasty images of an untamed hose squirting out water came into her mind… except the water was urine… get my drift?

Tenten stared at the toilet bowl.

Meanwhile, Neji was pondering what to do… Tenten had told him to get dressed for training… fresh clothes… everything… even her BRA? What size could she be… they were…big…

Neji put the perverted thoughts out of his mind.

Neji slowly slipped of the tank top that Tenten was wearing.

He then slipped off the shorts she was wearing as well.

Tenten undid the laces of the boxers.

Neji unclasped the bra.

Tenten slid down the boxers.

Neji screwed his eyes shut.

He took off the bra.

Tenten stared.

It was big. 'WOOHOO!' she thought… she had to clamp her mouth shut from exclaiming.

Neji grabbed Tenten's fresh bra that she had kept out for him. He couldn't help but take a quick 'glance' before he put it on. Yah right… more like STARE.

Tenten grasped IT. She aimed IT at the toilet bowl.

'Great… how does the pee come out??!! Maybe I should unclench the muscles…'

Neji changed Tenten's underwear while closing his eyes. Tenten successfully peed.

Neji blushed.

Tenten blushed.

Tenten came out.

Neji was fully dressed.

'Do you… cough…'

'Yah…ahem…'

'Yea…let's…cough cough…'

'Hn… (clears throat)'

Neji cocked his head and they left, not daring to say anything to each other.

They met with Gai sensei and Lee who were halfway through a sunshine background seen.

'Blech gross…' Tenten said.

'Ah NEJI the youthful ONE! WHO KNEW YOU COULD SAY MORE THAN ONE WORD!'

Tenten realized she was acting very un-Neji-ish so she shutup and grunted.

'Tenten! Act like me!' Neji hissed.

'Sorry!'

Tenten grabbed Neji's hand and they stormed off to a secluded area to train. When they were gone:

'Lee! HOW YOUTHFUL! NEJI IS FINALLY SHOWING HIS FEELINGS FOR TENTEN!'

'GAI SENSEI! HOW BEAUTIFUL!'

'LEE!'

'GAI SENSEI!'

'LEE!'

'GAI SENSEI!'

'LEE!'

'GAI SENSEI!'

'LEE!'

'GAI SENSEI!'

Etc… they were doing this because Tenten grabbed Neji's hand while she was in his body, so technically Neji grabbed Tenten's hand… uhoh…

'Uh Neji? How the heck do you turn this byakugan on?!'

'Uh? I think you just glare hard…'

'Uhuh…'

Tenten tried it but she ended up looking like a pained cat halfway through an excruciating constipated bathroom session…

'Tenten! I don't look like that when I activate Byakugan! Just concentrate! Not look constipated! Do you know how much my reputation has withered? If the Hyuugas see this even, it will DIE!'

'Geez… it's not that eeee------asy! AH!'

Tenten managed to activate it, but what she saw scared her witless.

'Uh Neji…' She faintly said…

'Hm? How does it feel with the Byakugan on?'

'NEJI YOU PERVERT!!! YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU COULD SEE THROUGH PEOPLES' CLOTHES WITH THIS THING ON!!! GRRR!'

With that OOC outburst from Tenten-Neji, she stormed over to him and punched his face hard. Unfortunately, Gai sensei and Lee only saw the punching…

'Neji-kun! How dare you raise a palm against a girl!'

Now in a usual case, Tenten's eyes would have flared angrily and she would have gone on a killing spree at Gai sensei's words dripping with sexism. In this case, she grunted.

'Tenten-chan? Are you not going to go on a killing spree? Gai sensei just UNYOUTHFULLY insulted girls! I will learn from Gai sensei's UNYOUTHFUL MISTAKE BY COMEMORATING IT WITH 5000 BURPIES!'

'Hn? Killing spree…oh right! GRRRRRR!' Neji tried his best to sound like a pissed off Tenten and flung a few kunai at Gai who ran away, thinking Tenten was in her 'angry' mode.

'Am I that predictable?! I don't go on killing sprees all the time, do I?!' She said angrily.

'Ehehe… no no…Tenten…' Neji tried to cover up the fear in his eyes after hearing the malice coming from Tenten in his body.

'Geez…'

Neji was glad her anger subsided… however…

'NEJI! HOW THE HECK DO YOU CONTROL THIS THING?! THESE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE COOLEST EYES IN THE WORLD, BUT INFACT THEY ARE MEANT FOR PERVERTS! DAMN YOU!'

And then realization struck her…

'Do YOU stare at people naked?'

'Um…'

'DON'T LIE! I CAN USE THE BYAKUGAN, REMEMBER!'

'That's true, but you turned on the wrong switch. In this 'naked' Byakugan, you can't do anything else but see people naked… On the other hand, the Byakugan I normally use is attained by focusing chakra into an imagined 360 degree image that you must create from… your imagination… all you do is imagine you can see 360 degrees and the NORMAL byakugan will be activated…'

'What do you mean, you NORMALLY use?!'

'Hehe… I sometimes accidentally switch to different modes of the Byakugan… gulp including… cough… this one…'

'GRRR! You're barely let off the hook this time, mister!'

'Hn.' 'Phew! I cannot believe she bought the accidental part!'

Tenten switched into the proper Byakugan, but then almost fainted. She fell onto the ground panting.

'Tent- I mean NEJI!'

Neji ran to Tenten's side.

'Neji… how the FUCK can you bear this thing?! I'd rather be blind! There's so much stuff and I don't see any use of it. Because of all the extra stuff, I can't even focus on what's 2 BLOODY METERS IN FRONT OF ME!'

'You get used to it… I guess…'

'One more thing… you still haven't answered my question! Do YOU stare at people naked?'

'No.'

'YOU'RE LYING! HA!'

'Umm…'

'DON'T YOU UMM ME! ADMIT IT!'

Neji, after seeing the fire in her (well his) eyes, he retreated.

'Fine… I do… but ONLY sometimes!'

'EEW! PERVERT! Do you stare at girls?!'

'No.'

'Guys?'

'No.'

'Transgenders?'

'No.'

'Then you don't stare at girls, or guys, or neutrals, who do you stare at?!'

'Uh… one girl…'

'Huh?! I just asked you! And you said no!'

'You said girlS not just one GIRL!'

'For crying out loud!'

'Hn.'

'So who's the lucky one?' Tenten grinned mischievously.

'I'm afraid I can't tell you.'

'Oh c'mon! PWEEASE!' Tenten says.

'No!'

'Puppy dog eyes no jutsu!... Oh Neji-kun!'

Neji turns around and curses. HOW STUPID OF HIM!

'NOOOOOO!!!'

'Pweease, neji-KUUUUN?!'

'Ok… ok… fine…'

'YAY!'

'It's…'

'Yes?'

'You.'

'NANI!'

'Do I have to repeat myself?!' He said while blushing.

'By accident or on purpose?'

'Umm… both?' He looks into the scary eyes of a Towering Neji over himself in Tenten's body.

Suddenly, Tenten's eyes turn back to normal.

'Ok.'

'Ok?!'

'I said ok, ok?'

'What the hell?'

'Look, Hyuuga, do you WANT me to kill you?'

'No?'

'Good.'

Tenten managed to keep a calm façade while on the inside, her inner was celebrating.

YATTA!!!!

LA DI LA DI LA LA

OUR LIFE IS FINALLY COMPLETE!

NEJI LIKES US! NAH NAH NA NYAH NYAH

CHA! GIRL POWER ROCKS!

'Geez…shutup'

OH LIGHTEN UP, HAG!

'You just called yourself a Hag. Now who's the hag, huh, huh?!'

Neji just watched as his faced changed emotions rapidly. He smirked. Well technically to the plain human eye, Tenten smirked.

'So she does like me, right?'

YAY! YOU ASKED ME A QUESTION! Neji's inner shouted.

'Hn'

IT'S OBVIOUS! OF COURSE SHE LIKES YOU! WHAT SELF RESPECTING WOMAN IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD ALLOW A GUY TO PEEP AT THEM UNLESS IT'S THEIR CRUSH?!

'Whatever…'

'Uh Tenten? Are you ok? Do you wanna grab lunch somewhere?' Neji asked.

'Sure, why not.' Tenten replied cooly, trying but failing to act like Neji's stoic-ice-cold-bastardy self.