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Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO BUT I OWN SHIPPUUDEN. (I wish)

A/N: All the names in parentheses are the real people, for example Tenten (Neji) means Neji in Tenten's body.

Flashback:

Neji just watched as his faced changed emotions rapidly. He smirked. Well technically to the plain human eye, Tenten smirked.

'So she does like me, right?'

YAY! YOU ASKED ME A QUESTION!Neji's inner shouted.

'Hn.'

IT'S OBVIOUS! OF COURSE SHE LIKES YOU! WHAT SELF RESPECTING WOMAN IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD ALLOW A GUY TO PEEP AT THEM UNLESS IT'S THEIR CRUSH?!

'Whatever…'

'Uh Tenten? Are you ok? Do you wanna grab lunch somewhere?' Neji asked.

'Sure, why not.' Tenten replied cooly, trying but failing to act like Neji's stoic-ice-cold-bastardy self.

They went to Ichiraku Ramen and Neji ordered himself a miso-pork ramen and Tenten ordered a beef ramen. Neji ate his food politely, but noticed Tenten was picking at her food.

Tenten's POV:

'I'm not really hungry…does Neji like me? I mean he does peek at me… but he said he did it accidentally…sigh.'

Neji's POV:

'She's not touching her food. Is she sick? Oh no, I hope she's ok! Is she mad at me for admitting that I peek at her?'

Normal POV:

'Tenten- I mean Neji! You aren't touching your food. Are you alright?'

'Hmm Neji? I mean Tenten? Oh yeah I'm fine.'

Just then Hiashi walked in.

'Neji, I am in need of your presence at the Hyuuga clan right now. Excuse us Tenten-san, but this is an important matter.'

Neji (Tenten) looked at Hiashi and said, 'I think Tenten (Neji) should come as well so we can go straight back to practice after whatever it is needs to be done is done, Hiashi-sama?'

'Sure.'

Tenten in Neji's body gave Neji in Tenten's body a look of fear. She mouthed, 'WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?!'

They went to the Hyuuga estate. Hiashi escorted them to the compound. Neji under his breath, muttered to Tenten, 'Tenten! Be on your best behavior otherwise I am going to be disowned! When did you say this thing lasts till?'

'Two weeks.' She muttered in response.

'It's been ONE day! ONE!'

'Geez do you HAVE to remind me?!'

They made their way into the compound and sat in front of the council of elders.

Neji hissed at Tenten, 'Keep your head down! Only look at them in the eye when they talk to you!'

'Yeah Yeah… you treat them like they're robots interrogating you!'

'I'm serious!'

'Fine… whatever…'

'Neji, you have been called here for a very important matter. You are to meet a few people from another clan. They have requested your presence especially, so consider it an honour.' Hiashi stated.

'Hai, Hiashi-sama.' Neji (Tenten) said.

A messenger went into the next room and a man about Hiashi's age, followed by a two really beautiful girls about Tenten's age walked in. They both had wavy black hair and grey-blue eyes. They both had light blue kimonos with dark blue obis on, and they both had light blue clips in their hair, except Yukiko's was on the right and Kimiko's was pinned on the left. They were twins.

'These are Ameno Yukiko and Ameno Kimiko. (Yukiko of the rain and Kimiko of the rain.) They are both identical twin sisters and Yukiko is the older one. Yukiko is your fiancée, Neji. You are to wed her this summer, to bring ties between Konoha gakure and Ame gakure.'

Tenten (Neji's) mouth dropped open. Usually he would have kept his normal ice-cold-stoic-bastardy face, but seeing as he was in Tenten's body, it didn't matter what facial expression he wore. But he was more worried about his own reputation as he could literally feel Tenten's innerself withering and dying from shock- IN HIS BODY! He felt exactly the same way.

He hissed, 'Say SOMETHING!'

'H-Hai! O-of course, Hiashi-sama

Hiashi cocked his head. He knew something was wrong. Neji usually never stuttered, he would ask later. Suddenly a council member said something.

'Excuse me, Amekage-sama, pray tell me why you chose Neji, and not a main branch member to wed your daughter, there are many candidates, including my own grandson…?'

Tenten flinched, and a throbbing vein on her forehead appeared at the mention of main branch.

'I believe that he is the strongest. This is my simple reason.'

Hiashi smiled, but was annoyed about one thing. Didn't Neji get a say in this?

'One second, excuse me, Hezo-sama, but doesn't Neji get a say in this?'

'Do you want our countries to drift further apart, although…the ideal offspring of the famed Ame's 'solid water' kekke genkai combined with the Byakugan would work best…the main branch has better eyes than the side branch…' Hezo-sama muttered, obviously not happy with the fact that his grandson was not chosen to wed the Amekage's daughter.

'But I have an idea. How about we have Neji and the main branch member you have in mind fight to see who is stronger, and the person who wins gets Yukiko's hand?'

Tenten (Neji) lit up immediately, happy that he would have a chance to fight. He would feign… after all, why would he want to marry anyone apart from a certain panda? coughtentencough He had always thought Tenten to be merely a teammate, maybe even go so far as to say she was his best friend, but nothing more. After having seen her technique, he realized that he had bottled up feelings for Tenten, and FINALLY his hormones were catching up.

'That is a marvelous proposal.' The Amekage said.

'Well then, the date is set for two weeks today. Any objections?'

'No.'

'Ok then, meeting over.'

'Neji, you are expected to take Yukiko and Kimiko-sama out for dinner. Anywhere is fine, as long as it is formal. You will also be accompanied by Hazashi-san. He is the person you will be fighting.'

'H-hai, Hiashi-sama. But may I bring Tenten-san? I would like her to be there.'

'Of course, do as you wish.' 'Why do I get the feeling that Neji is very attracted to Tenten?'

Tenten (Neji) looked up and caught Neji's (Tenten's) eye and mouthed, 'Thanks.'

Neji (Tenten) smirked.

She (HE) then mouthed, 'after all, I need to know my own fiancée…'

Neji's (Tenten's) smirk disappeared. She felt depressed.

'So Neji doesn't like me…'

SHUTUP, HAG! OF COURSE HE LIKES YOU! AREN'T YOU FORGETTING THAT HE BEATS UP ANY GUY WHO DARES LOOK AT YOU?!

'I have a feeling that that is his subconscious…'

'Ah yes, Tenten, Neji, be sure to wear formal clothes.' Hiashi said.

They both gaped.

Why? They hate dressing formal (well Tenten only) let alone dress as the other gender would. Oomph. Tough.

When everyone left, leaving a shocked Neji (Tenten) and a devastated Tenten (Neji), they yelled:

'I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WEAR FORMAL GUYS/GIRLS CLOTHES!'

And then they fainted. Well Tenten did. Neji just went brain dead because of all the information he had just received.

Meanwhile, a drunk Jiraiya is writing his perverted novel…

'Oooh ahahaha! Eeeheeeheee!'

Suddenly he starts muttering..

'OH I'D LOVE TO SEE THE TIME THEY KISS! IT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN GET OUT OF THE NINJUTSU! EEHEEEHEEE! I LIED TO THEM WHEN I SAID TWO WEEKS! OH WELL! TOO BAD ONLY TENTEN HEARD THE TWO WEEKS PART! OTHERWISE NEJI WOULD NOT HAVE COMPLIED AND I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD THIS PERFECT SECTION IN MY ICHA ICHA VICIOUS TACTICS OF VIOLENT FLIRTING!!! AHAHAHA! THEY'LL FEEL LIKE ONE PERSON ONCE THEIR SOULS SWITCH BACK DURING THE KISS!...

THAT IS… IF THEY KISS…'

To be continued…

PLS REVIEW! SRY THIS CHAPTER IS A BIT SHORT!

I shall explain in due time if any of you didn't understand.