Firstly, thanks for the reviews. And I am expecting more. I just couldn't abandon my story.

And, I need to say something to one particular person.

Wolfie: THANKS!!! I ALSO LUV THE SWEARING… And I KNEW EXCEPTING ANONYMOUS REVIEWS WOULD BE GOOD!!!! LOL.

Anyways… on with the disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I AM STRONGER NOW. I DO NOT OWN N-FISHCAKE SHIPPUUDEN.

Man I chickened out… maybe next time…but you all know the sad truth…

Now, on with the story.

Flashback:

'MAGNIFICENT!! AHAHA EEEHEEEHEE!!'

'So, Jiraiya, so far we have set them up to kiss. Now they need to kiss after reading the story. Am I right?'

'Yes.'

'And the real only way to get out of the jutsu is kissing?'

'Yes.'

'Well then. Good.'

'But, in all seriousness, the wedding and Tenten's kekke genkai are troublesome.'

'I am aware. But after some observation, I know that Neji does not want to be married to Yukiko, and he does have feelings for Tenten.'

'Very well. PART A: MAKE NEJI AND TENTEN SWITCH SOULS: COMPLETE!

PART B: MAKE NEJI AND TENTEN READ ICHA ICHA TACTICS: COMMENCES!

After going to the Hokage's office, Neji returned and fell asleep.

The next morning.

'Hey Neji.' Neji said to Tenten.

'Hn.' Neji (Tenten) said.

'C'mon. Let's train.'

'Hn.'

Away from the two green aliens…er…GAI AND LEE…

'Seems we're getting better at acting like each other.' Tenten (Neji) said while casually flinging a couple of kunais her way. Too bad she still hadn't forgotten the horrid description Neji gave of a kunai… he made it sound like a penis during an intimate moment…shudder…

'Hn.' Neji (Tenten) replied.

'I asked Tsunade and she told me she would call us once she asked Jiraiya that teme about the antidote.'

'Cool.'

Just then, Genma materialized in front of them.

'Hyuuga Neji, Tenten, you are expected in front of Tsunade now.'

'Hai, Genma-senpai.'

'Neji Sayonara no jutsu!'

'Tenten Sayonara no jutsu!'

They both teleported to the Hokage office.

'Ah, Neji, Tenten, it seems that you have arrived.'

'Hai, Tsunade-sama.'

'I have received news of your…let's say…unfortunate incident.' Tsunade said while stifling laughter. Actually, she had just put on a genjutsu. She was actually laughing her ass off.

Neji (Tenten) glared at Tenten (Neji.)

'Neji! I thought you were more discreet! How could you let her know?!'

'Sorry… she guessed…'

'Ahem!'

'Gomenasai, Tsunade-sama.'

'Anyway, Jiraiya said that the key to solving this…eh…mishap, will be to read chapter 7 in this book. You must follow the storyline.'

With that, Tsunade whipped out a little orange novel and both Neji and Tenten gagged.

'Y-you want us t-to read t-that?!'

'Yes? Unless you want to be stuck in these bodies forever?'

'No, but can't you read and tell us?'

'I would rather spare myself the humiliation. I'm sorry, here you go. Read it together.'

'Grrrrr.'

'Think of it as a mission. You can't fail at any cost.'

'Fine…'

Tenten (Neji) grabbed the book and dragged Neji (Tenten) to her house and to her bedroom. He sat down on the bed, motioning for her to follow suit.

Cue dramatic music.

Slowly, Neji lifted the book.

He picked up his right hand and placed it on the cover.

Slowly, he turned the page.

The first page came in view.

He flipped 5 pages.

'Contents.'

'Chapter 1: The naked women.'

'Chapter 2: The naked man.'

'Chapter 3: The fingerwork.'

'Chapter 4: The sucking.'

'Chapter 5: The 69 er.'

'Chapter 6: The Kunai.'

'Chapter 7: The soul switchers.'

'Chapter 8: The Kiss.'

'Chapter 9: The union of the bread and the sausage.'

They both gagged.

Neji silently flipped to chapter 7.

The first thing they saw, was the image of the Kunai Jiraiya had illustrated.

'AGGH!!! JIRAIYA SET US UP!!!!'

'Calm down, Tenten.'

'GAH!!!'

'Chapter 7, the Kunai. Many people often say that they would love to be in the opposite sex's body. Why not? I mean you get to see the other person's genitals, namely the female's! I mean how often do you get to see a fleshy, pink vagina in the mirror?! NEVER! SO NOW, THIS IS THE STORY OF TWO PEOPLE, WHO HAVE UNDERGONE THIS TREATMENT. IF YOU WISH TO UNDERGO THIS TREATMENT, PLEASE CONTACT ME, THE FROG SANNIN AT BJ-69-FROG. NOW, I SHALL EXPLAIN TO YOU THE ART OF THE PROCESS.'

Neji stopped reading aloud at that. Tenten looked like she was about to puke… well in real life it was Neji who looked like he was about to puke.

'Do you want to continue?'

'Y-yes…go on…'

'Once upon a time, there were two people. Netnet and Ijen. They were two teenagers who would not admit their love for each other, out of pride. I, the magnificent frog sannin, changed that. I saw Netnet eyeing a kunai, so I took that particular kunai and embedded a ninjutsu deep within the metal, that would activate once the two lovers split their palms and slapped them together, making the blood mingle.

The next morning, they woke up, in each others' bodies. They were so thrilled that they started touching themselves… masturbating…to say the least. Ijen, so pleased to see that he finally had breasts, started touching and feeling and squeezing the flesh. He also started feeling down the whole body and massaged his newly acquired ass. Netnet was also really pleased at the huge d!ck that she had received and started playing with it, ever so often ejaculating out of pure bliss. They both met at training, blushing profusely.

They started coming up with plans to get rid of their new bodies and get back into their own ones. But before that, they couldn't keep their hands off each other. Ijen stripped and so did Netnet and they thrust themselves at each other, kissing each other feverishly down their bodies. Netnet rammed into Ijen full force, and finally they kissed- that is, on the lips. The kiss broke the ninjutsu and they flew back into their own souls all the while embracing each other and kissing each other passionately on the lips. They then confessed their love for each other… and then they came to hunt me down to tell me how much they owe me gratitude for setting them up.

In the next chapter… I shall explain the concept of a sausage bun…'

With that Neji trailed off…

'Um…ahem…cough cough…do we…you know…have to…um…yeah?' Neji (Tenten) stuttered.

'No, I don't think so. I will have to investigate further.'

'Thank god! I mean… eew…'

'I know.'

'Let's pretend that never happened, shall we?'

'I have no problem with that.'

'Good.'

TBC.

I know this is a short chapter, but deal with it. I thought it would be a good place to stop. And it's only fair because I uploaded even though I didn't have 30 reviews yet. So ha! And I am expecting 45 reviews. I know I'm optimistic. And to anyone who didn't understand certain…eh…terms… please feel free to ask me… bye for now…

Tenjichan. :D