Ben 10 is the property of Man of Action. Writing effortless, nonsensical, vaguely out of character trash is far easier and more entertaining than writing anything reasonable. But maybe I'll get to it in a future date. Wink, wink. Doubtful.

"There's been an outbreak of wolf attacks in Bellwood for some weird reason," said Gwen upon browsing a news article on her Tumblr.

"Are you a wolfaboo, or something?" Ben asked while looking over her shoulder.

"No."

Ben smirked. "Your deviantART page says otherwise."

Gwen quickly deleted her sparklewolf account before slamming the laptop shut. She turned to Ben and glared.

"Look, doofus. Doctor Animo is on the loose. And he'll probably try and mutate the wolves into vicious monsters."

Ben grunted and rolled his eyes. "So?"

"SO, why don't you go DO something about it?" Gwen yelled.

"All right, sheesh, don't blow a gasket. I'll go take care of it." Ben turned into XLR8 and ran out the door. "At least it'll give me something to do, besides stick around here and be bored to tears by Gwen."

He eventually came across a wounded hunter surrounded by wolves.

"Hey, you're that alien hero guy! Help me!" the hunter yelled.

"Were you hunting without a license?" Ben asked.

"If I say yes, will you still help me?" asked the hunter.

Ben shrugged. "Yeah, I don't give a shit about wildlife conservation, to be honest."

"Yes, I was...when all of a sudden this crazy guy comes out of the woods on a huge wolf. He chased me, but I got away. But then the rest of the wolf pack found me."

"Damn, so Doctor Animo was involved," Ben muttered. He owed Gwen a coke. Fat chance of him giving it to her. He grabbed the hunter and threw him up into a tree. "You'll be safe up here. Wolves can't climb trees."

"Not unless they possess OPPOSABLE THUMBS!" yelled a familiar voice.

"Aw, fuck, it's Doctor Douchebag!" Ben cried, seeing his most annoying recurrent enemy to date in yet another story. "Not him again."

Doctor Animo jumped out from behind a tree. He rode on a giant, bi-pedal wolf. It looked like a hideous mutated were-version of the Insanity Wolf.

"HAVE UNPOPULAR OPINION ON DWAYNE MCDUFFIE'S WORK, VOICE IT IN PUBLIC!" screamed the wolf-beast.

Ben gasped. "That's fucking insane! You automatically become a racist!"He transformed into Courage Wolf, I mean Benwolf, I mean Blitzwolfer...and prepared to attack.

"HAVE HIDDEN PSYCHOPATHIC TENDENCIES, ACCIDENTALLY REVEAL THEM THROUGH INSANITY WOLF MEME!" the wolf screamed at the top of its powerful lungs before it lunged at Benwolfer.

"Fuck you, you freak!" Ben kicked the creature in its gaping jaw.

"INSULT KEVIN LEVIN FANBASE, JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!" the wolf screamed, hurling spit from its fanged jaws.

"Wow, this thing is really crazy." Ben unleashed his sonic howl and managed to knock Doctor Animo from his perch. "Ow!" he yelled. He fell to the ground.

"RUN AROUND FANDOM SAYING GAY PAIRINGS ARE DISGUSTING AND AN INSULT TO GOD, PROUDLY SHIP INCEST BETWEEN PREPUBESCENT OPPOSITE SEXED CHILDREN WHILE WRITING 40 PAGE MANIFESTOS ON WHY IT'S CANON!" howled the demented wolf-thing as it tore at Ben with its claws.

Ben dodged but felt some of his flesh being nicked. "Yikes! This offensively unstable abomination means business. This might be one of Animo's most powerful mutants to date. It actually scratched me. Either that or I'm off my game."

"WRITE 300 CHAPTER YAOI TORTURE-RAPE FETISH FIC BETWEEN BEN AND VILGAX, EMAIL IT TO MAN OF ACTION!" The beast's jaws snapped closed inches from Ben's face. "TIME TO DIE, BEN TENNYSON!"

"You first, bitch," Ben shouted. He gave his most forceful sonic howl in the wolf-thing's ugly face, causing it to fly backwards into a tree. The tree cracked in half and fell on top of the wolf-thing, crushing it to death. Ben transformed back to his human self. "Thank the fucking lord. That thing was just plain nasty."

"Don't thank him yet, Ben tennyson," said Doctor Animo. "You're not safe." He pulled out a gun and shot at Ben.

"What? Wait, why the fuck would you shoot me with a regular gun? That's not your style! Where's your crazy mutagenic rays and mechanical super weapons?" Ben ranted as he dodged plain old every day bullets until one hit him in the leg. He jumped up and down on one leg while screaming and holding his injury. "Aaaaugh! Fuck! That smarts! A LOT!"

"Shooting you is much easier because then you'll fucking die," Doctor Animo said. "I'm smart enough to realize this. At least I am temporarily in this story." He fired several more shots, all quite accurately, unfortunately for Ben.

Ben began spewing up blood. "I can't die...I'm the HERO!" he whimpered.

And this was also true, luckily for him. The bullet that was aimed for his head in an effort to end his existence ended up ricocheting mysteriously, hitting the ground.

"AH, THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Doctor Animo screamed. "So I can fucking shoot him enough to seriously injure him, but not KILL him?" He threw the empty gun down and ran away. "I'll get you next time, Ben Tennyson! Somehow!"

Ben's blood had attracted the wolves. "Oh no...the wolves. I forgot about them! But I'm too tired and hurt to save myself," he groaned. "Good thing I can't die." Exhausted, Ben passed out.

Later on, he awoke to find himself in a cabin in the woods. It turned out to be the hunter's cabin.

"Hey, I get it, I saved you...now you saved me," Ben said.

"Oh, no. See, I'm actually a pedophile as well as a poacher. I just saw an easy target and went for it," said the hunter. He shut the curtains and laughed evilly.

"Oh nooooooo!" Ben screamed in terror. He looked down at the Omnitrix. It was still on the red. "Hurry up, you billion dollar toy sale generating piece of shit!"

There was an unexpected knock on the door. The hunter stopped advancing ominously toward Ben and frowned. "What? Who the hell could that be way out here in the middle of nowhere? It's awfully inconvenient for me."

"But awfully convenient for me," Ben noted with a breath of relief.

The evil hunter opened the door and received an immediate disemboweling. He collapsed lifelessly on the floor in a pool of blood. Doctor Animo appeared in the doorway, wearing a huge set of mechanical claws that were now covered in steaming warm blood.

"Are you happy now, Tennyson? I made these mechanical bear claws to kill you with," he yelled. "Is that traditional enough for you?"

"Doctor Animo! I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm happy to see you, given the circumstances," Ben said. "Unless you're going to try and molest my tender little boy flesh, that is."

Doctor Animo gagged. "Ew, no fucking way! I hate you. Why would I want to get sexy with you? Unless maybe you looked like a cute animal, or something."

"Yeah, that's what I thought. Wait...what did you say?!" Ben inquired, cringing.

"Nothing! I said nothing!" Doctor Animo asserted. He placed his claws near Ben's head. "Now, will you kindly die already, so I can have my sinister plans to mutate the entire world not be thwarted for once." He lifted his arm and brought the claws down with the intent to slice through Ben's skull.

Ben got the green and transformed again, becoming Wildvine. "What a surprising turn of events," he yelled. "Also...TENTACLE RAPE!" He sent out his vines. They wrapped tightly around Doctor Animo.

"Aaaaaah!" Doctor Animo yelled as the tentacle-vines molested him. "Not fair! NOT FAIR! DOUBLE STANDARDS!"

"Ha ha," Ben laughed, "I know, it's not cool for you to molest me, but I can molest you. Welcome to double standards central, bitch!"

After he was done making his enemy extremely uncomfortable to the point of crying and getting him placed on several dozen FBI most wanted lists, he then threw the humiliated Doctor Animo out of the window. Ben looked out the window and laughed harder while the wolves began to pee on Doctor Animo, considering him one of their own. Or something. I don't know how wolf packs work. Besides, this is a story. Nothing has to make sense. And it usually never does.

"Nooooo! Damn you, Tennyson! I'll have my revenge!" Doctor Animo screamed as he tried to run away from the wolves who wanted to get him to partake in some A/B/O fic.

"No you won't," Ben shouted.

"Yes I will!" Doctor Animo yelled.

"No you won't."

"Yes I will!"

"No you won't!"

"YES I WILL!"

Nope."

"God damn it!"

The wolves caught up with Doctor Animo and knocked him down. Doctor Animo began to cry. Deep down, he knew Ben was right.

(End?)