Thx to ppl hu reviewed!!!! I AM EXTREMELY SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING IN MILLENIUMS!!!!!!!! IT'S BCOS I HAD MY PIANO EXAM, (which btw I believe I completely fucked up- I ACTUALLY interacted with THE EXAMINER hu happened to b a bloody fucking old granny!!!!)

AND I HAD A MANDARIN BIG TEST, AND A MATH BIG TEST!!!!!! AND I HAD (and still have) MILLIONS OF PROJECTS!!!!! (I'm actually supposed to be doing my history homework, I need to memorize my part of the script in the history play that we're doing about the French Revolution at the time the King tried to escape, but failed. My part is count Fersen. Guess what. I wrote the whole script for my group as usual. Because no one else could be bothered to do ANYTHING!!!! My mom thinks I'm working really hard, but right now I seriously need a break, and I seek comfort by writing this. I need one because I had to endure booooorrring lessons from 7:30 a.m. till 1:15 p.m., and had a crappy lunch break because I had to do some shading for my art h.w. during lunch time using CHARCOAL that seriously stained my fingers, all because I didn't have time to finish it during the lesson, because this pessimistic idiot hu sits beside me convinced me to do the HARDEST one out of my collection. (we had to shade four different textures, and now we chose one to enlarge and shade in tone using black, dark brown, sepia, and white.) AND THEN, I didn't even have a break, I HAD TO ENDURE ONE AND A HALF HOURS OF BORING ICT WHICH WAS A GODAMN WASTE BCOS NO ONE'S WORK FROM THE PREVIOUS LESSON HAD BEEN SAVED, SO YEAH!!!!! GAHH!!!!!!

AND THEN I HAD TO ENDURE (not that I mind the karate bit) an HOUR of karate BY MYSELF (bcos my friend hurt her foot, and we were the only two in the lesson) with my REALLY SMELLY teacher who can BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH!!!! He pronounces 'slanting' as 'santeeng'. And I'm like WTF IS HE SAYING?!!!! AND THEN FINALLY I GOT HOME, AND HAD A TEN MINUTE REST, AND NOW I'M DOING THIS!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!

Now, on with the disclaimer: I don't own Naruto shippuuden.

YES!!! I SAID IT THIS TIME!!!!

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Flashback:

They started coming up with plans to get rid of their new bodies and get back into their own ones. But before that, they couldn't keep their hands off each other. Ijen stripped and so did Netnet and they thrust themselves at each other, kissing each other feverishly down their bodies. Netnet rammed into Ijen full force, and finally they kissed- that is, on the lips. The kiss broke the ninjutsu and they flew back into their own souls all the while embracing each other and kissing each other passionately on the lips. They then confessed their love for each other… and then they came to hunt me down to tell me how much they owe me gratitude for setting them up.

In the next chapter… I shall explain the concept of a sausage bun…'

With that Neji trailed off…

'Um…ahem…cough cough…do we…you know…have to…um…yeah?' NejiTenten) stuttered.

'No, I don't think so. I will have to investigate further.'

'Thank god! I mean… eew…'

'I know.'

'Let's pretend that never happened, shall we?'

'I have no problem with that.'

'Good.'

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Neji and Tenten, after having being shocked went to Tsunade's office.

'Tsunade-sama, WHAT THE HELL?!' Neji (Tenten) asked.

'I am aware of your…that is to say, um… your… situation…and I am willing to help. Didn't Neji tell you that you had to follow what the book said?' Tsunade said, all the while keeping a straight face. Little did they know that that was a Genjutsu and she was dying from suffocation because of all the laughter.

'THAT'S…um…PORN!!!! AND KISSING!!!!'

'What she said!'

'Look, Neji and Tenten, all I want for you is to get out of the ninjutsu as soon as possible, so I advise you to DO WHAT THE DAMN BOOK SAYS!!! TAKE IT AS A MISSION! THAT YOU CANNOT FAIL!'

'B-But…!'

'NO BUTS!'

'But Tsunade… aren't we a bit… gulp… young?!' Tenten (Neji) asked.

'HELL NO!!! THIS IS A MISSION! DO IT! OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOU DO IT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE OF KONOHA!!!!'

'But BUT AAAAAAAH!!!' Neji (Tenten) yelled.

'Look, it is MY order. And I am the RULER of KONOHA so you BETTER DO WHAT I SAY!!!!'

'No.' Tenten (Neji) said.

'What did you say?!'

'No.'

'I DARE YOU TO SAY IT AGAIN!'

'Fine, No.'

'Why NOT?!'

'Cos I know there's an antidote that you are hiding from us, and this is one of your matchmaking schemes.'

'Damn this guy's smart!' Tsunade muttered under her breath.

'Why thank you.'

'You heard that?!'

'Yup.'

'SHIZUNE! SAKE!'

'H-hai!'

'Look, Neji. I cannot give you the antidote because I am not sure it will work. I have only just thought about it, and frankly it sucks.'

'Whatever it takes.'

'There are two antidotes infact.'

'And the other is?'

'Look, ARE YOU BLOODY DAFT?!!!'

'Nanda?' Tenten (Neji) asked. Neji (Tenten) was still recovering from her shock.

'You ARE DAFT! AND I WAS JUST COMPLIMENTING YOU ON YOUR DAMN ANNOYING GENIUS, AND NOW YOU SPOIL IT! GEEZ!'

With that, Tsunade stormed over, Shizune snickering all the while, and put her arms so one was resting on Neji's back, and one on Tenten's, and swiveled them around so that they were facing each other. Tenten (Neji) quirked an eyebrow and Izumo, one of the guards near the door, laughed and flicked open his cellphone, camera ready.

'Tsunade-sama, what are you d-AAAACK!' Neji was abruptly cut off.

Tsunade, using her super strength whammed Neji and Tenten together so their lips crashed together, and she held them there in that position. Their eyes were really wide, and they both started to glare at Tsunade who was not bothering to hide her laughter. She was actually holding their heads in place. Suddenly, Neji and Tenten both glowed blue, their chakra flow changing direction. They were switching souls FINALLY!

They stopped glowing, indicating that the change had happened, but Tsunade still held them there because she had hired Izumo to take a video of it. With some editing, namely cutting her out of the picture, and changing the background to a romantic setting, this video would make her MILLIONS!

Still laughing, Tsunade kept them rooted in that position, until Tenten started squirming uncomfortably because she was losing so much air. Neji was glaring so hard at Tsunade, that if she was paying attention, she would have surely withered and died down to ashes after being flamed by his death-glare. Laughing so hard, she had to let go of them, and they, not having anything rooting them in place, fell down really hard, Neji on top of Tenten, but he acted quickly and caught her with one arm supporting her back, and one arm by the side of her head to steady himself.

Blushing profusely, both Tenten and Neji rolled over so they were away from each other, Tenten panting a bit.

Tsunade, meanwhile, had calmed herself down and was sitting at her desk as if nothing had happened. The only proofs were her evil smirk, and Neji and Tenten sitting on the floor with flushed faces. Tenten jumped up first.

'TSUNADE-SAMA! WHAT THE HELL?! THAT WAS MY FREAKING FIRST KISS, YOU INSOLENT BI-ahhh….'

'I dare you to complete that sentence, Tenten.' Tsunade said with an evil glint in her eye.

'As I was saying, THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS, YOU um... BIG... yeah BIG… JERK!!!!'

Neji got up, a bit ruffled, and nonchalantly stated, 'Excuse me while I go kill something.'

He headed towards Izumo who was cowering slightly, and snatched the phone out of his hand. He let chakra flow into his palm and crushed the phone, letting it drop to the ground in a mangled heap of metal.

'Anyone else with a camera?!' Neji growled.

'Neji, don't even bother. There's video surveillance in this room, you know.'

'Waaah! I spent my salary on that phone! It was new!' Izumo whined, as two ANBU members snickered behind their masks.

'Deal with it!' Neji near-yelled.

'B-but…' Izumo blubbered, his lower lip trembling.

'Tsunade-sama, you do know that I can easily Kaiten this place into smithereens, right?'

'Sheesh! Ok Ok! Here's the tape!' Tsunade said while pretending to take the tape out of one of the video cameras located around the room. Little did Neji know that there were cameras hidden everywhere. Unfortunately for Tsunade, he was smart enough to use his Byakugan. Tsunade handed over the tape, and Neji crushed it.

'Byakugan!' Neji muttered.

He let go of it.

'Very funny, Tsunade.'

Slowly, Neji started walking around the room, occasionally tapping places in the walls with two chakra filled fingers, his Byakugan activated. He was crushing the cameras. Tenten just watched silently.

'Oink oink!' Tonton said. He was snickering, piglet-style.

'Oh, so you're laughing now, let's see what you'll look like as a flattened pancake!' Tenten yelled.

'Tenten…' Shizune growled protectively, scared about her pig.

'All done. Now Tsunade, you have no proof of what's happened. No offence, but no one's going to believe you even if you tell the whole world, they'll just think you're drunk.' Neji smirked.

'Damn!' Tsunade faked. There was a camera that he had missed. It was on the ceiling, and it took in the whole, entire room. Too bad for them, it was the best camera in the room. It was high quality, and even the sound recording was good. It would actually sound like them smooching once it was tampered with.

Shizune and the two ANBUs smirked knowingly. Oh, this would sure give them a huge raise. Tsunade was in a good mood and their pay checks were to be given the next day.

'Tenten, let's go. At least it worked.'

'Yeah…'

They both stomped out angrily from Tsunade's office and headed downstairs.

Inside the office:

'Tetso! The tape!' Tsunade said to one of the ANBU.

'Already on it.' He snickered.

He slowly walked up the walls with chakra enriched feet until he got to the ceiling. He walked until he was just a bit off the centre of the ceiling. He crouched down, (well in normal terms he crouched up- just pretend the ceiling is the floor) and fiddled with one of the ceiling boards. He took something out. It was the tape! He was laughing so hard by now, that he was struggling to stay on the ceiling, and he ended up falling off and landing hard on his arse, that was so bony from rigorous training, that it hurt like shit.

His body broke up anime style, while Tsunade's forehead vein twitched while she frowned, and Shizune, Izumo, and the other ANBU sweat-dropped.

'THE TAPE!'

'I-it's fine, Tsunade-sama.'

'Phew!'

Tetso handed over the tape and went back to his position next to the other ANBU guard.

Meanwhile, with Neji and Tenten.

'So, Tenten, was that really your first kiss?'

'Yeah…' She blushed and smiled.

'I'm sorry.'

'N-no! It's not like it was your fault, it was Tsunade's fault because she was like that and GAH and yeah… and she… BITCH!!!! Oh wait!!! NO I'M SORRY!!! I didn't mean it in a way that I didn't want you to kiss me, and I absolutely didn't mean that I didn't like the fact that I was you, BUT GAAAH!!!!! I MEAN C'MON!!!!!!!! EEEEK!!!!!! I mean SORRY!!! IT'S JUST!!! I MEAN… YOU KNOW….' Tenten petered off unsurely, while almost ripping her hair out of her skull.

'Unexpected?' Neji offered.

'YEAH!! EXACTLY!!! I MEAN SHE JUST… CAME AND USING HER GODDAMN SUPER-STRENGTH… AND YEAH… BUT OMG I'M SO SORRY!!! WAS IT YOUR FIRST KISS AS WELL??!!! IF IT WAS I'M REAAALLLY REALLY SORRY!!!!! IT'S ALL MY FAULT IF I HADN'T SEEN THAT STUPID KUNAI… AND YOU KNOW… AND YEAH… AND OMG OMG OMG SORRY SORRY SOR-'

'Tenten!'

'Huh?'

'You're rambling.'

'OH! OMG SORRY SORRY SORRY!!!! I MEAN I RAMBLE TOO MUCH AND YOU KNOW… CRAP GAH I'M DOING IT AGAIN, AREN'T I?! I MEAN WHEN I'M NERVOUS, AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW FROM BEFORE, AND YOU MUST KNOW FROM NOW, SEEING AS IT'S PLAINLY OBVIOUS THAT I'M RAMBLING CONTINUOSLY BECAUSE I'M REALLY NERVOUS AND ALL, I TEND TO RAMBLE A LOT, JUST LIKE I'M DOING NOW, AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE WITH YOUR MARVELOUS EYES WHICH ARE REALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO CONTROL AND GIVE ME MIGRAINES WHEN I TRIED USING THEM PROPERLY BECAUSE I ENDED UP LOOKING LIKE A PAINED CAT HALFWAY THROUGH AN EXCRUCIATING SESSION OF CONSTIPATED-NESS AND-'

'TENTEN!'

'What?!'

'You're RAMBLING!'

'Oh sorry… OMG OMG-'

'Don't start again!'

'Sorry, IT'S JUST THAT-'

'I KNOW! SHUT UP!'

'Sorry…' Tenten finally shut up because she wasn't used to seeing Neji shout.

'It's ok.' Neji said while massaging his temples.

'So…'

'Let's go to the training grounds and meditate. I need some time.'

'Oh ok.'

They walked in silence to the training grounds, people staring at them weirdly, because unknown to them, they were holding hands, and were walking slightly closer together than usual. Tenten was oblivious to all of Neji's fangirls' glares, although they were so obvious, because she was deep in thought. It wasn't until one of his fangirls actually came up to them and yelled in their faces that they noticed.

'Oi, BITCH! What the HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY NEJI-KUN?!'

'Huh? Oh!' Tenten realized that they had been holding hands and immediately let go. Neji looked back to see what was wrong, having not noticed the screaming fangirl. His eyes widened. Meanwhile, Tenten was just replaying what the fangirl had said in her mind.

'Oh, I'm sorry, didn't notice you. Word of advice. Don't use your own name as nicknames for others.' Tenten smirked.

She walked up to Neji and they continued walking, leaving behind a fuming girl. Coughslutcough.

'So, what was that about?'

'Oh just some random fangirl of yours. This time I didn't even need my senbon. I can't believe how mentally weak some of your vain, airhead fangirls are. I mean she couldn't even stand up for herself even AFTER I hesitated because I wasn't really paying attention. Oh and by the way, I really am sorry if that was your first kiss. Was it?'

'Yeah, don't worry. It's not like I would kiss anyone else apart from a certain girl, you know?'

'And why is that?' Tenten asked while smirking.

They had just reached the training ground and they sat down under a big sakura tree, taking up the meditating position.

'Firstly, three quarters of the girl population are fangirls of either Sasuke or me. Not to brag or anything. I can't stand them at all, I would rather have no fangirls, apart from one girl.' Neji said. He saw Tenten opening her mouth to say something, presumably pester who, so he continued hurriedly.

'Secondly, the only other girls I know are Ino, Sakura, Hinata, Hanabi, Moegi, Tayuya…' he blanched at the mention of Tayuya.

'Hey! You interrupted me! I was about to ask who that certain person was!'

'Hn.'

'C'mon, tell me, please?'

'No.'

'Hmmph.' Tenten pouted.

'Anyway, I also to some extent know Ayame, the ramen person, Temari, oh yeah, Matsuri, Tsunade, Chiyo-sama, and a couple of other people from random missions.'

'Why else?'

'Well, because I really like that certain person.'

'Who is it, pweease tell me?' Tenten puppy dog pouted. Too bad Neji closed his eyes so that he could avoid looking at her. He turned his head the other way.

'I also have an arranged marriage. I have already decided that I'm not going to fake the battle, I'm going to defeat Hazashi that insolent freak, but I will ask Hiashi-sama to change the rules a little. I am planning to ask him to make the winning person CHOOSE whether or not he wants to marry Yukiko or not. If I win, I'm going to choose not to. If I lose, well, we'll see.'

'Oh.' Tenten hollowly said. She curled up against the tree trunk, looking down.

'Is something wrong?'

'No.' she lied.

'I know something's wrong. I've known seen you every day for what, 6 years?'

'Well…'

'What?'

'It's just that I don't want you to get married because then I'll never get to see you again.' Tenten said, her eyes brimming with tears.

'C'mon, don't say that! Of course I'll see you again.'

'The thing is, when I was walking down the hallway to your room when I was still in your body, I overheard Hiashi talking to the Amekage and he said that you would have to go back with them to the rain village if you got married! I'm s-sorry, I f-forgot to tell you because we had to read that damn book!' Tenten said, the first tear trickling down her cheek.

Neji's eyes widened and he scooted over to Tenten. He put his arm around her.

'Don't cry. If that's the case, and in case I do indeed get married, we definitely have to make the most of what we have left together.'

'H-huh?' Tenten looked up and sniffled. Neji cupped her face and used his thumb to wipe away the tears.

He brought his face closer to hers and he placed a gentle, soft kiss on her pink lips. Her eyes widened, and at first she didn't respond, but then she kissed him back with equal gentleness. His arms left her face and wrapped around her waist pulling her closer to him, and she put her arms around his neck, tilting her head so they could deepen the kiss. They were oblivious to everything around them, and even to a certain dark blue-black haired, white eyed girl who happened to be passing by, looking for a blond haired hyperactive ninja. Her eyes widened, and she hurried off, smiling to herself. Finally, what she predicted happened.

They stopped kissing and Neji embraced Tenten, with her sitting in between his legs, his arms wrapped protectively around her waist, his back against the tree trunk.

'You're that certain girl.' He whispered in her ear, making her spine tingle as she blushed.

They had scooted around the tree trunk, unknowingly, so that they were faced away from anyone who happened to be walking by's plain sight, except they had done so too late, as a certain someone had already seen them.

After a couple of minutes, Neji looked down and smiled. Tenten had fallen asleep in his arms, a cutely innocent smile plastered on her face, bangs in her eyes, her buns falling out. Her eyes were closed, her long eyelashes visible against her pale skin. Neji closed his eyes and started to meditate. The hours passed.

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Meanwhile, at the Hyuuga mansion:

'Come in.' Hiashi said, after hearing the knocking on his door.

'O-tou-sama.' Hinata bowed.

'Hinata.'

'I-I have come to tell you about Neji…' she paused, 'and Tenten.'

'Yes?' Hiashi raised an eyebrow, his curiousity aroused.

'I don't think Neji should be forced to marry Yukiko-san.'

'And why is that?' Hiashi amusedly asked, already knowing where the conversation was going.

'It's because…'

'Yes?'

'Um…' she thought about it for a short time, 'HereallylikesTenten-nee-chan.'

'Hmm? Can you repeat that?' Hiashi said, really amused by Hinata's nervousness.

'Um…gulp…He really…I mean really…likes…I mean…I think…loves…um…Tenten-nee-chan.'

'Is that so?' Hiashi enquired, already knowing this piece of information.

'H-hai!'

'Any proof of that?'

'Y-yes! I w-was walking near the training grounds looking for N-naruto-kun, because he asked me to t-teach him how to concentrate c-chakra to f-form Genjutsu, a-and I s-saw Neji-nii-san with T-tenten-chan.' Hinata said while blushing, because of a certain blond-haired fox boy. CoughNaruto-DUH-you'vegottabeanidiottonotknow-cough.

'I see, so it's Naruto-kun now, is it?' Hiashi smiled.

'Eep! I-I've always c-called h-him that, Otou-san!' Hinata nervously said, while twiddling her thumbs.

'Ok.'

'W-what about Neji-nii-san?' Hinata asked.

'Oh, knowing Neji, he'll probably come to see me sometime later today. I need to speak to him anyway.'

'And what are you going to say?' Hinata nervously asked, afraid that Hiashi's answer would be negative.

'Oh, we'll see, we'll see.' He said while smiling. Or you could say smirking…

DUN DUN DUN!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT!!!

IF YOU WANNA FIND OUT, REVIEW!!! AND MAYBE I'LL UPLOAD FASTER THAN I DID FOR THIS ONE!!!! AND BTW, HAPPY BELATED HALLOWEEN!

-tenjichan