Thank you for all the reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O.k. first off I need to get one thing straight, Tenten's 'mother' that she refers to is her foster mom. Thank you, Meligirl, for reminding me!!!!!! Her real parents are dead, as Tsunade said already. (I think- she was explaining about Tenten's Rinnegan… blah blah blah)

Now, I want to ask you all a question. Does love hurt? Because I have this friend in my dance class and she said so. And I'm gonna write a NejiTen oneshot about how it feels like. So I dunno. Should I make it happy??? Or Painful???? And also, I have millions of ideas for Nejiten fanfics. Which one should I go wid?

Slave-Master story. Tenten was disowned by her father, a powerful daimyo, because she was training to be a ninja, in secret. In her father's land in China, this was forbidden. She was sold as a slave. After travelling to Japan, she meets up with Sakura and Ino, after being bought by Hiashi, for Neji's 18th birthday. There, she meets Hinata and becomes good friends with her. Neji is still cold, and Hiashi's idea was to buy someone for him that could talk to him, and hopefully become his lover. He knew of Tenten's past, since he knew the daimyo very well, and thought she was worthy. Etc.

Highschool fic. Tenten is part of the Vampyfaeriez band, who is rivals with the Vampyz band which Neji is part of. Orochimaru, a judge, also a close friend of Sasuke Uchiha, who is also part of the group, unfairly names the Vampyz group the winners of the competition, every single year, in every single final. Tenten and the others have had enough of this. They decide to do a mission: infiltrate and destroy. Tenten has to dress up as a boy, and join Neji's group because recently, one of their members, Kankurou, had to go back to his family abroad because of some family issues. They are holding auditions for a good enough guitarist, and Tenten was the guitarist in her band, so she auditions as a boy. Luck is on their side because Tenten is tomboyish enough already.

Oneshot Nejiten. Neji leaves Konoha for Tokyo, because of some family work there. He is gone and she doesn't know when he will come back. It starts off in Tenten's POV where she is lying in bed, trying to fall asleep, asking herself if she loved/loves him or not. She ends up crying into her pillow and falls asleep, dreaming about what would happen if he comes back two years later. Two years pass. A figure with pale eyes and dark hair comes into school. Tenten gasps… could it be, Neji? (if it's better, I can make it a full story… not a oneshot…)

I do all of the stories. If so, list them in the order you want them in.

PLS VOTE!!!! I REALLY NEED TO KNOW WHICH PATH IN LIFE I SHOULD FOLLOW!!!!!

Meligirl- Do you have facebook? If so, can I add you? It would be really awesome. Unsurprisingly, my name is Vampy Vampyfaerie. Actually, this message applies to everyone. Add me if you want!!!!! If you're on facebook. :D :D :D XD XD XD

ANYWAYS, ON WITH THE DISCLAIMER: I'm too lazy. Masashi can show you all the effing truth by writing more manga:D

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Recap:

'Hey Neji, are we training tomorrow? I know you want to beat Hazashi. Did Hiashi say he would change the rules?'

'Yes, yes and yes.'

'Ok, so regular time, 5 a.m. till 5 p.m.?'

'Nah, I was thinking we start at 3 a.m. and finish at 7 p.m..'

'Nani?!' Tenten growled.

Cue Chibi Neji cowering beneath a huge, evil Tenten.

'Sheesh! I was joking! Regular time!'

'Ok, Neji-kun!'

They arrived at Tenten's house.

'So, goodnight, Ten-chan.'

'Arigato, Neji-kun.'

She gave him a quick kiss on the cheek, and ran back inside her house.

Neji smiled and held the spot where she kissed him.

'Hn…how lucky am I?!'

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Tenten walked to the training grounds at precisely 4:57 a.m., yawning continuously, as she normally did. When she arrived, she saw Neji sitting in a meditating position. She walked over to where he was, sitting quietly down next to him.

'Tenten.' He stated, opening both eyes slowly.

'Hey Neji. Want to start training?'

'Not before this.'

'Huh? Wh-'

He gave her a quick kiss and then looked at her, smirking.

'You were saying?'

'I was asking, if you wanted to TRAIN, just before you blatantly showed me that you weren't paying the slightest attention to the words that were actually being said, instead to the lips forming the words.' Now it was her turn to smirk.

'Hn.'

'Ha.' She play-punched him.

'Hiashi-sama is going to announce the rules for the fight today at 7:00 a.m. in the Hyuuga training grounds. Come with me.'

'Sure. But can't we train at least for an hour?'

'Yes.'

He stood up slowly outstretching an arm for Tenten, and she grasped it, allowing herself to be pulled up.

They got into their stances.

Silence fell upon the training ground, apart from the occasional rustle of leaves and the chirping of birds.

Suddenly, Tenten disappeared into the trees.

'Tenten, there's no use hiding, I can use my Byakugan.'

She kept silent, hoping that he wouldn't find her, although she knew that that was nearly impossible.

Neji moved his eyes and pinpointed her location. He saw her, (or what he thought was her) stiffen considerably. He sent a kunai whizzing in that direction, but was shocked when all that was left of Tenten was a 'poof' and a white cloud.

Suddenly, Neji was hit in the arm by a senbon. He swiveled around, only to be met with a barrage of kunai, which he deflected with his own. Past that stood Tenten, with a smirking face.

'Nice. You hid in my blindspot, and set a clone up so you could fool me. Good one.'

'Ha.' With that she ran to him brandishing two katanas and leapt up and came swooshing down, feet first, aiming for a kick at his skull. Neji parried the blow with his arms, and as Tenten landed, he swiped his legs under her so she tripped.

Quickly, he pinned her down, and whispered into her ear, 'I win.'

'I don't think so.'

With that, she drove the two katanas hard into the soil, at the same time as using her legs to kick Neji off, and using the katanas as balance, threw herself into a backflip, and did a couple of backward rolls, unearthing the katanas as she did so.

Neji got back up and smirked. He was getting too careless.

Tenten got back up. 'Ha, couldn't get me!' She stuck her tongue out.

'On the contrary.' Neji smirked.

Suddenly he ran full speed to where she was, making clones of himself. He surrounded her, each clone holding a kunai to her throat.

'Now, I win.'

'Fine.' She grumbled.

Neji let go of his clones and they poofed away into nothingness.

'We have time for one more spar.'

'Hai, Neji-kun.'

They got back into their stances.

Tenten acted first, throwing millions of weapons at Neji who deflected them with his Kaiten. She then came running full speed, again with the Katanas, and he couldn't help but notice how graceful she was, swinging the swords in perfect arcs, every blow she made. How even more beautiful she would look, with her hair down flowing harshly with the speed she was attacking in.

Neji, dodging the katana swipes suddenly had the urge to aim for her panda buns. He smirked.

Suddenly, he rolled to the side, got up and threw a kunai so it cut straight through both her hair ties, without cutting any hair off. He watched in awe as her hair, now wavy, from the amount of time it had been in her buns, cascaded freely down her shoulders, ending at her chest.

'Wow. Her hair is so long. It goes all the way to her chest.'

He made the mistake of looking down.

'Woah… who knew she was so…filled out…'

His gaze then travelled further down her body, taking in her flat stomach and then her very, very curvatious hips.

Unfortunately, with all the time he had spent gazing, Tenten had taking that opportunity and had come up to him, swinging flails and wrapped them around his chest, and dragged him into her chest. He was caught by surprise.

She put one arm behind his back, so it looked like a really odd embrace, but the difference was that she had a kunai in the hand. She slit his white hair tie, causing his long, silky locks to blow freely in the slight breeze.

'Now we're even.' She whispered down his cheek.

'And, I win.' She added. She had moved the kunai up to his neck.

'Hn.'

With that, she let go of the flails, but at the same time as Neji wrapping his arms tightly around her stomach area and pulled her into his chest really fast that she ended up dropping her weapons. They fell backwards, and Neji supported them by putting out an arm just in time, to stop his back from taking the fall. He returned his arm back to its 'rightful' place around Tenten's midriff.

'Hey!' Tenten exclaimed.

Neji just smirked. He rolled over so he was pinning her to the ground, and kissed her feverishly from her neck up to her jawline and finally captured her lips in a rough kiss. She kissed back, encircling her arms around his neck. They both deepened the kiss, and suddenly Tenten brought them back around so it was she who was straddling him, not he who was pinning him down.

They stopped, panting for breath.

'Who says you can stay on the top all the time, Hyuuga?'

'I do.'

With that, he flipped them back around and kissed her once more very passionately.

Suddenly, they felt a flash. They immediately rolled away from each other, shocked. They looked up, and saw…

'Naruto…' Neji growled.

'Heeheehee. Tsunade o-baa-chan gave me a mission to take photos of you two, DATTEBAYO! Who knew that THIS was what she meant!' Naruto laughed, wiggling his eyebrows when he said 'This.'

'NARUTO BAKA!!! GET BACK HERE!!!' Tenten yelled, flinging kunai at the photo he was holding that had just come from the camera.

'Bakayero! If you DARE tell anyone about this, I will castrate you!'

'H-hai! Neji!'

'Hn.'

With that, Naruto ran off, clutching the ripped photo in his hands. Little did they know that Naruto had made a Kage Bunshin of himself, and it had hidden in the trees taking a video of the whole thing! He sped off, chuckling to himself.

With Naruto:

'Oye! Tsunade-o-baa-chan! I want the dough, DATTEBAYO! I captured a film of the incident! Who KNEW you were so evil! I thought that you gave me a research project, NOT a spy-on-a-Neji-kissing-Tenten project, DATTEBAYO!'

'NARUTO, RUSEI!'

'HAI!'

'Wait a minute, did you say, Neji kissing Tenten?!'

'DATTEBAYO!'

'WOW!! THIS IS BETTER THAN I THOUGHT! WE WON'T EVEN NEED TO EDIT THE FOOTAGE!!!'

'Wakarimasen, Tsunade-baa-chan!'

'I am playing matchmaker, Naruto-dobe, and I am getting Neji and Tenten together!'

'Oh! I see! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'Naruto, your new mission is to spread the rumour around the WHOLE OF KONOHA! Tell everyone that there will be a movie released soon!'

'Hai! Granny Tsunade!'

With that, Tsunade punched Naruto out of the window and he landed face first in a bowl of Chicken ramen, owned by Sasuke.

'Jiraiya! You have collected all the video footage of the whole Neji and Tenten dilemma, right?'

'Hai, Tsunade. We will make MILLIONS from all the money that we will earn from the movie tickets!!!'

'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!' They laughed like evil rich people.

Meanwhile, back with Naruto:

'Oi, Sasuke-teme!'

'DOBE! What's wrong with you?!'

'Ehehehehehe,' Naruto sheepishly laughed, wiping his face, 'Tsunade baa chan punched me and I landed in your ramen!'

'Baka! Can you see that me and Sasuke-kun were having a pleasant time?!' Sakura yelled.

'Gomen ne, Sakura-CHAN! DEMO DEMO DEMO….. I wanted to tell you something… It was my MISSION DATTEBAYO!!!! TO TELLL THE WHOLE TOWN!!!!!! But I forgot!'

Sasuke clutched his forehead with one hand while Sakura let her head droop in shame.

'AH I REMEMBER!!!!! TSUNADE BAA CHAN TOLD ME TO SPREAD THE TRUE RUMOUR THAT NEJI WAS KISSING TENTEN!!!! BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT NEJI SAID THAT HE WOULD CASTRATE ME IF I TOLD YOU THAT HE WAS KISSING TENTEN!!!!!'

'Dobe, you just invited trouble! The whole restaurant heard! Mendokuse!'

'AAAAAH!!! MY LIFE!!!!!!!'

Everyone in the restaurant was whispering to themselves, and unfortunately the poster printer of Konoha heard, and he smirked to himself, thinking that he just got a new project- stick posters of Neji and Tenten up around the place.

With that, the man went over and walked up to Naruto.

'Oi, have you got any photos of Neji and Tenten?'

'DATTEBAYO!!! JUST GO TO TSUNADE!!! I'M SURE SHE WOULD WANT THEM FOR HER MATCHMAKING SCHEME!!!'

'Arigato. See you around.'

The man left, heading to Tsunade's office where she gladly hired him, handing him a photo that he would blow up to A2 size, printing out many copies which Tsunade would give to a bunch of genin, namely Hanabi, Moegi, Udon and Konohamaru to stick all over Konoha. All this happened within the two hours from when Naruto found Neji and Tenten, and the whole time they would be listening to Hiashi's rules of the match.

Back to present time, Neji and Tenten:

'SHEESH! Naruto that BAKA will pay dearly!'

'Tenten…calm down… people were bound to find out sooner or later, what with Tsunade heading this whole fiasco…'

'Yeah… but I wanted some privacy…'

'Agreed… but we still have that place… you know, the special place?'

'Yeah!' Tenten visibly brightened.

'And anyways, you already ripped up the photo… too bad… I wanted one for myself…'

Little did Neji know that this was just what he was going to get… Dun dun dun…

Sorry I know this chapter is a bit short, and I wanted to continue and do Hiashi's speech in this one, but it would get long and boring, and also I've just had the idea for the oneshot that I've posted the summary for above, and I can't exactly let go of it, so if you vote for that one, vote whether or not you want it to be a oneshot or a full blown story, and if you want it to be an actual story, I can just start off the same as I'm going to for my oneshot, and change the ending a bit so I can make it an actual long story. So yah! CHEERS!!!

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