Thank you to all the people who reviewed!!! I am so grateful!!! –bows- ! Anyway, sorry I haven't updated in a long time, (well not really, but for me it is) and I hope you forgive me. -Ducks behind a crate barely dodging rotting tomatoes.-

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Now, on with the story:

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Flashback:

Slowly, people started filing out of the banquet hall to an even bigger banquet hall where the buffet tables were set up, along with a lot of round tables where people were assigned to seats. Tenten was assigned to the same table as Kimiko, Yukiko, Neji, Lee and Hazashi. Unfortunately, the rest of Konoha 12 still weren't present. They were still outside, presumably upset with the marriage. Tenten had to compliment them on their dramatism. She smiled the first smile she had in the whole day.

Neji's POV:

I want to surprise Tenten. Yesterday, the Hokage said that she would send her on a mission to Amegakure immediately along with Hazashi. Hmm, that would be the perfect opportunity...to reveal the false wedding to the Amekage…I'll tell Yukiko and Hazashi later, after Tenten's gone…it won't be a surprise otherwise…smirk sadistically…Holy shit! Tenten looks amazingly hot. She should dress like this more often…she's so curvy! GASP GET AWAY YOU BAD THOUGHTS!

Normal POV:

Tenten walked gracefully over to their table.

Neji suddenly smirked sadistically, and then flushed a little pink. He quickly regained his cold expression.

'Hey Neji, or should I say 'husband,' why are you smirking?' Yukiko sarcastically said the 'husband,' and chuckled after it. Neji and her were hiding something, Hazashi and Kimiko could tell.

'You'll see…you'll see…I have an idea…and everything should work out fine…' Neji replied.

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Everyone had their lunch and finally they left. Only Tenten, Lee, Neji, Hazashi, Kimiko, Yukiko, the Amekage, and Hiashi were left.

'Good luck, Neji! May the flames of YOUTH YOUTHFULLY carry you on a very YOUTHFUL JOURNEY OF LIFE! Please come back to visit me dear partner!'

'Hai hai, Lee. Arigato.'

'Good luck, Neji. Take care.'

'Arigato, Tenten.' Neji bowed his head. Both Lee and Tenten left.

Neji, Hazashi, Kimiko and Yukiko sat down at a table. Hiashi and the Amekage left to discuss things outside.

'Neji, what's your plan?'

'Ok, here's the deal. As you know, we aren't actually married. We will all go back to Ame. Hazashi, I have already asked Tsunade-sama to give both you and Tenten a mission to Ame in a couple of weeks. This is when we do the switch. Hazashi will go with Tenten to the Amekage to give him the marriage scroll where he will have to sign. But, Yukiko hasn't actually worn the ring, so I'm not bound to her. She has worn a different ring, and Hazashi will obtain another wedding ring from the Hyuuga compound that matches it, and when he and Tenten are in the Amekage's presence, he will wear it, binding him and Yukiko. I will walk out with Tenten after convincing the Amekage. Hopefully, nothing will go wrong.'

'So basically, we all leave, Hazashi and Tenten arrive, we try to convince my father, and he will have no choice in the matter for Hazashi would have already worn the ring. But if he is angry, Yukiko and Hazashi, you will both have to come back to Konoha. The Amekage will not attack, because the whole point of this marriage was to make ties between Konoha and Ame since our army has weakened.'

'Hai, Kimiko. Correct. Just don't tell Tenten. I want it to be a surprise. She should be under the impression that this is a real mission.'

'Hai.'

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Neji, Yukiko, Kimiko and the Amekage boarded a carriage and drove back to Amegakure. Tenten mulled around, trying to lighten her mood by training with Lee. It didn't work. Two weeks passed.

'Tenten! Tenten! Tsunade-sama has called you to be in her presence!'

'Hai! Tenten Sayonara no jutsu!'

She poofed away and appeared in the Hokage building. She saw Hazashi there.

'Tenten, Hazashi. You need to deliver this scroll to the Amekage. It is the signed agreement between Konoha and Ame. Because you two both requested missions to Ame, here it is.'

'Hai, Tsunade-sama.'

'Leave immediately!'

'Wagarimasu!'

They both left just as Jiraiya entered the room.

'Tsunade, the editing has been done! I have sent the film to the movie people and it will play in cinemas shortly. As for the photographs, I have put them in my side edition of Icha Icha Violent Flirting Tactics-Soul Switching-The novel!'

'Hahaha! All is well! If Neji's plan does work out, he will reach back here with Tenten.'

'Think of the money!'

'The money!'

'MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!' They cackled like evil rich people.

With Hazashi and Tenten:

They travelled for two days without rest, hardly ever speaking. They only stopped once for a drink of water at a stream. Finally, they arrived. They slowly approached the massive palace. Led by guards, they were taken to the Amekage's room. He was pleasantly sipping tea with Neji and Yukiko. Neji had timed it right.

'Enter!' The Amekage yelled after hearing the short quick raps on the door.

'Hai.'

They entered. Neji smiled once he saw Tenten, HIS Tenten. Yukiko grinned after she saw Hazashi.

'Amekage-sama, here is the official scroll from Tsunade-sama.'

'Hai.'

'Amekage-sama?' Neji uncomfortably asked. Tenten looked up from her bowed position, wide eyed and confused. Yukiko tensed. This was the moment.

'Yes, Neji?'

'I have…I mean WE have, a confession to make…Yukiko and I aren't married. She didn't put on the ring.'

'Nani?!'

'Hai.' Hazashi stood up and slid the real wedding ring onto his own finger, and presently Yukiko stood up and exchanged rings with Hazashi. They were now officially bound.

'What is the meaning of this?!'

'We all truly believe that Hazashi and Yukiko are meant to be together. My heart is someplace else.' He looked over to Tenten, smiling. She gaped.

'I will not tolerate this!'

'Sumimasen, Amekage-sama, but I shall be leaving with Tenten. Hazashi-san can take my place.'

Neji bowed once more and dragged Tenten off the floor.

'This is not legal!'

'On the contrary, please take a look at the scroll, Amekage-sama.'

Slowly, he opened the scroll and read the contents. His mouth opened in astonishment.

'Masaka!' (It can't be!)

'Hai. The scroll says that the tie between Konoha and Ame shall only remain, if I am permitted to come back to Konoha with Hazashi in my place.'

'Tsunade that sly…witch!'

'C'mon Tenten.'

Neji picked up Tenten and poofed off and appeared at the huge field in front of the rain city gates. Unfortunately, the Amekage followed. Yukiko and Hazashi both had no choice but to follow because they were worried.

'MATTE!' (WAIT!)

'Nani, Amekage-sama?' Neji slyly asked.

'Otou-sama! If you do anything, Konoha will retaliate!' Yukiko worriedly said, a bit peeved that her father didn't accept the arrangement.

'You will NOT leave Ame without a fight!'

'Nande?'

'If you lose, the original arrangement shall be there. If I lose, do as you please, filthy scum!' He said to Neji and Tenten.

'Father, we are in on this as well!' Yukiko retorted.

'My own daughter?'

She stayed silent, glaring.

'Well it is settled. Come!' The Amekage beckoned for them to make the first move.

Yukiko and Tenten ran full speed at the Amekage, all the while making handsigns.

'Tenten, use your phoenix war wind fire shuriken jutsu! I'll be using an earth technique that my father does not know about!' Yukiko hissed.

'Hai! Katon! Housenka Kaze shuriken!' Tenten yelled. Around 30 small shuriken were set alight as Tenten breathed fire onto them. She propelled them forward with a burst of wind filled chakra from her hands.

'Doton! Tsuchi Nagareboshi no jutsu!' (Earth! Rock shooting stars jutsu!)

Shuriken from the mud sprang up and engulfed Tenten's shuriken with mud. Tenten threw a questioning look at Yukiko who motioned at her to keep watching. The mud coated the shuriken and enlarged them, and then hardened so that it was sharp rock. They started flaming again.

Suddenly, the Amekage disappeared and reappeared behind the girls, aiming for attack. Neji and Hiashi wouldn't allow it.

They jumped in front of the Amekage and tapped both his arms with a chakra filled finger. They had closed off two vital tenkutsu points, although his arms were still useable.

Suddenly, the Amekage formed three clones of himself so each person had someone to fight. The real Amekage battled with Neji. Tenten, Yukiko and Hazashi had to resort to Taijutsu. Kimiko watched from the trees above, sighing. The battle lasted for ages and ages. Suddenly, Tenten remembered what Tsunade had almost said.

'…your kekke gen-'

Shizune had cut her off, but Tenten could have sworn that she was about to say 'kekke genkai.'

Tenten finally managed to trap the clone she was uselessly battling with, although it would only last for a couple of minutes. The fight was going badly for them. Hazashi had just been knocked unconscious, and Yukiko was being thrashed by her father's clone. Neji was breathing raggedly, a very bad sign if you had known him long enough.

Tenten finally decided to try to activate her kekke genkai, if she had one. She focused all her chakra to her brain. Suddenly, a pain tore through her skull. She screamed. She opened her eyes to see a weary Neji gasp in astonishment. What? What was wrong?!

'That's t-the Rinnegan!' Neji yelled, momentarily forgetting his opponent. This gave the Amekage room to knock him unconscious, which is precisely what he did. Neji made a trail in the dirt from the force of his blow.

'Neji!'

She got no answer. Yukiko, Hazashi AND Neji were all useless.

Suddenly, she saw flashes of attack moves in her mind. They were all of her being hit by the Amekage. She suddenly realized that she could look into her opponent's thoughts.

'Masaka! I can read his mind!' Tenten gasped out loud.

She smirked. The Amekage attacked, but she dodged it. For some reason, apart from being able to read his mind, her eyes filtered the light so everything was clearer. Much like the Sharingan.

She used her Soshoryuu and Housenka Kaze Shuriken, but both of them did not work. The Amekage dodged most of the projectiles, although he was bleeding from many cuts. Tenten yelled in frustration. This was getting her nowhere! She was fighting for Neji! She WOULD WIN!

'Shoryuu, TENSAKAI!'

She summoned her regular weapons while jumping into the air. From here, she could see the edge of the cliff that was next to the field they were battling on. Her weapons rained down on the Amekage, but he dodged most of them, only getting two gashes on his right arm, rendering it useless.

She fell to the ground from fatigue. The Amekage got up. Their battle had moved very close to the edge of the cliff for some reason. She glared up at him.

'Hehehe, looks like I won, scum! Go back to Kono-' He was cut off.

The hilt of a kunai had wacked him on the head. He lost his balance completely and he tripped over a rock and he went flying over the edge of the cliff. Tenten was too tired to do anything, so she just fainted. Kimiko came out of hiding and yelled. She did a jutsu, and just before her father would have crashed into the jagged rocks at the bottom, she caught him in a hovering chakra web.

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Almost a week later:

'Huh? Where am I?' Why is there a white ceiling above me? She asked herself groggily, waking up to find herself staring at a blank ceiling.

'Ah Tenten-chan! You're up!' Kimiko chirped brightly.

'What happened?'

'You guys won the fight!'

'Huh?' Suddenly, flashes of the previous fight went through her head. She sat up quickly, shocked, only to clutch her head in pain.

'Slowly!'

'The Amekage! What happened to him?!'

'He's still in a coma… He will wake up shortly. You will have to report to Tsunade first.'

'Hai.' Tenten said as she relaxed and fell back onto her pillow.

'Don't do anything rash!'

'Hai. Ano, when can I leave?'

'Today evening.'

'Wait a minute… what day is it today?!'

'Friday…Nande?'

'FRIDAY?! I've been asleep for 6 days!'

'What did you expect? You lost a lot of chakra!'

'Damn… hey, where's Neji?'

'Oh he's fine. He's training outside. I shall call him.'

'Arigato.'

Neji entered the room and discussed what had happened with Tenten. Finally, it was time for them to leave. After saying their goodbyes, they left, although Hazashi stayed behind with Yukiko to sort out some problems.

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'T-tenten?' Neji shakily asked as they travelled through the forest. Tenten had been noticing his strange behavior…namely his fingers clenching and unclenching.

'Nani, Neji?'

'Umm…can we…uh…stop for a drink for a minute?'

'Of course!'

They jumped down from the trees. Neji had timed his request perfectly and they were at a beautiful waterfall.

'Tenten? There's something I need to ask you.' He fumbled around in his pocket for a little.

'Neji? What' wrong?' Tenten cocked her head to the side. She was so kawaii like that, making Neji even more nervous. Neji led her to a side of the waterfall where the view was most beautiful.

Suddenly, Neji got down on one knee. He held what he had taken out of his pocket in his fist. Tenten's heart raced, wondering what he was going to do, hoping…

'Tenten, I have known you since we were 7. I got to know you even more when we were 10, when we were put in our genin cells. I remember how I used to be when we were younger. Cold, distant, mean, rude… But, you changed that. After the Chuunin exams, you helped me through my difficult times. You were always by my side. Which is why now, Tenten, it is my turn to be at your side. And I want to, forever.' Tenten gasped.

'So, Tenten, will you marry me?' Tenten's mouth dropped even further open. Tears shone in her eyes.

She suddenly jumped at him and embraced him.

'Neji…' She hugged him harder.

'So, is that a yes?'

'You had this planned, didn't you?' Tenten mock-glared, as he placed the ring on her finger.

'Hn.' She playfully punched him on the shoulder when he smirked. Suddenly, he brought her down into a very passionate kiss which she returned wholeheartedly. They kept at it for many minutes. Finally, they fell asleep.

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'Ohayo Tenten, Neji! Welcome back to Konoha!' Ino chirped at them as they passed her on their way to the Hokage building.

'Hey Neji, what's with everyone pointing and giggling at us?'

'I don't know…but I have this nagging feeling telling me it's Tsunade…'

'Grrr…she better not have done anything…'

Suddenly, they came face to face with a huge banner with their faces on it, inside a heart. It was a brand new movie, titled, The Soul Switchers! Featuring, a heartless bastard, and a hot tempered freak! Starring, Hyuuga Neji, and Tenten!

'What the FUCK?!'

'Tenten, c'mon! We'll sort it out with Tsunade.'

'Hai!' They teleported one after the other.

'Tsunade-sama! What have you done!'

'Hehe…how was the mission?' Tsunade innocently asked.

'Fine! Now how about the huge banner with our faces on it?!'

'Tell me about your mission first!'

Exasperatedly, Neji hurriedly told Tsunade what had happened.

'Actually, I have some good news.'

'Nani?'

'I got a message from Ameno Kimiko-san, saying that the Amekage had woken up from his coma, but he is…uh…mentally retarded. Apparently, the kunai hit it's mark perfectly, and also the traumatizing experience of falling off a cliff…did the trick.'

Tenten burst out laughing.

'Who's in charge of Ame, now?'

'Yukiko and Hazashi have taken over.'

'Ah…I see…Tsunade-sama, don't beat around the bush. What happened?!'

'What do you mean?'

'The banner!'

'Oh…THAT…you see, Jiraiya and I, we went into the movie business…and saw the perfect opportunity to make a romance thriller…so we took it?'

'Nani?' Neji asked, paling.

'We combined all of the footage.'

Neji gulped, his brain whirring. Tenten was being restrained by the two ANBU members, their hands clamped over her mouth, presently getting drool all over them because of their attempts at muffling her. Finally, Neji thought of something.

'Ok, Tsunade, where's our salary then?' He asked smugly.

'Nani?'

'You know, the actors' salary? How on earth do you think I'm going to fund Tenten's and my wedding?'

Tsunade took this opportunity, and said, 'Hehehe! Here's a deal! I'll fund your wedding and I won't have to give you your salary!'

Neji smirked. This was exactly what he wanted.

'Now, as a prewedding gift, here are two free tickets to the latest movie! Unfortunately, you two are the last to see it! Bye!'

With that, Tsunade shoved Neji and Tenten out the door before they could do anything.

'Hey Neji, that was smart!'

'Hehe…Tsunade fell for it…'

'Anyway, where to now?'

'The movie.'

'Ok…'

They quickly went to the theatre and found their seats, after being stared at weirdly by the doorman and the guy at the food counter.

The movie started.

The first clip was Tenten dragging Neji off to buy a kunai at Jiraiya's store, except they had edited the clip so that instead of Tenten forcing Neji to go with her, she seductively growled in his ear and he followed willingly. Both of them gasped angrily.

The next clip was them waking up in each others' bodies, and having to go to the toilet and change and stuff…

The next clip was their kissing scene.

The next few clips were all smooch scenes.

The last clip was their make out session in the forest after Neji proposed to her.

'Hey Neji! How did they get that one?!'

Neji was struggling not to smash the big screen.

'I have no idea.'

He gave up, and both he and Tenten charged at the movie screen and mutilated it. They both ran out of the theatre, only to bump into Hiashi.

'Hiashi-sama.'

'Neji, I have been looking for you. I have heard what happened with the Amekage…and I must say that it was rather unexpected.'

'Hiashi-sama, I have something to tell you.'

'It's alright, I already know. I just went to see Tsunade, and I approve.'

Neji looked up, shocked. He met the amused smirk of Hiashi.

'I trust you have just seen the latest movie?'

'H-hai…Hiashi-sama.' Neji staggered, barely concealing the blush. Tenten was already dying.

'I'll be on my way then. I already have Hyuugas planning for the wedding. It will be in two years' time.'

'Hey Neji, to think that all this was just because of a kunai I saw in a shop window.'

'I know, what a great kunai that was.'

They leant in closer, and were oblivious to people's cheers. They kissed each other for the first time in public, not caring that Naruto was busy videoing the whole thing.

'Blech! Get a room, you two! It looks like you're eating each others' faces!' Everyone burst out laughing at Hanabi's outburst. But, Neji and Tenten weren't listening, only caring about the person in front of them.

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Epilogue:

Two years later, Tsunade had still saved the money for their wedding, surprisingly. She was so happy about getting away without punishment from Neji, that she splurged on their wedding. The wedding went as planned, although both she and Jiraiya got drunk and started playing strip poker, using a kunai as a ripper-offer of clothes. Otherwise, it was a fun party. Tenten had walked down the aisle in a beautiful white strapless gown with roses as patterns. She had worn a ribbon around her neck with a white rose stitched to it. Throughout the whole ceremony, both teens could not take their eyes off each other.

However, it wasn't until too late that Tsunade realized that she had spent all the money she had earned. She became depressed, but cheered up after she won the strip poker and Jiraiya gave her all his money, pouting miserably. Tenten and Neji both went home to a brand new condo courtesy of Hiashi, and relaxed. Tenten wrote in her diary.

'Hehe…who would've thought that I would actually make it with the Hyuuga prodigy? And it was all thanks to a stupid kunai…Ah the wonderful things a kunai can do.

Make you switch souls.

Make you describe it as a penis.

Make you barf because it was in a disgusting little red book.

Kill someone.

Knock someone unconscious, presently making them lose their minds.

–'

She was interrupted by Neji placing his arms around her shoulders and kissing her neck.

'Neji!'

'Mmmn.'

'And finally, tie two hearts together. All these are the embarrassment a kunai can give…'

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OWARI!

Man it's sad having to finish this story… at least it's fitting, my birthday's tomorrow… Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did. :D

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