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BANG!

"What the fuck?" yelled Kendra as everyone ducked.

A huge hole was blasted in the wall.

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!" I'll teach you to take my Mr Snuggles, Mr Snowman and Stoney!!! Oh, and Durza."

Galbatorix exclaimed as he stepped through the hole.

"Shit." Murtagh said.

"Crap." Kendra agreed.

"We're dead." Arya said.

"Is he an Evil Man?!" asked Lauren.

Chapter 2: Galby the Bald

Everyone in the room glared at Lauren.

"No Lauren he's not an evil man." said Murtagh sarcastically.

"Al-right." Lauren replied and walked over to Galbatorix.

"Who are you?!" she asked.

"Who am I?! Who am I?! I am the King of Alagaesia! I shall smite you all!" he answered her.

"Really?" she asked.

"Yes." He replied.

"Go on then" she said.

"What?" Galbatorix asked her.

"I said go on then. I aint afraid of no baldy villain. By the way, who shined your head? It's all shiny." she said.

"I'm not bald!" Galbatorix yelled.

"Are too" Lauren said.

"Am not"

"Are too!"
"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"You're so mean!" Galbatorix yelled as he started throwing a tantrum. Again.

"I am not bald!!" he screamed.

Standing on the other side of the table, the group exchanged puzzled looks.

"Emm. Murtagh?" said Nasuada.

"Yes?" replied Murtagh.

"I thought you said Galbatorix was crazy," She asked.

"He is. Are you telling me that's not crazy?" he answered.

"But I thought you meant evil-genius crazy."

"Well, I didn't."

"Oh. Why didn't you say that?" she asked.

"Well why didn't you ask." he replied and looked at Galbatorix crying and jumping up and down.

"Right. This is just too painful to watch." Murtagh said as he walked to Lauren and Galbatorix.

"Look Galby. You're bald. Really bald. And I don't think I've ever seen you with hair. Get over it! You're not the only bald villain. Lex Luther and Wilson Fisk have the same problem! And you don't see them crying!" Murtagh said to him.

"But. But I want hair!" pouted Galbatorix.

"Then get a toupée!" yelled Murtagh.

"You're so hurtful!" Galbatorix screamed as he ran back through the whole in the wall and back to Uru'baen.

"Emm. Whoa this is awkward." said Jiminy. "Oh hi Murtagh!"

"Jiminy." replied Murtagh.

"Emm. Well. I'll go this way then." said Jiminy as he jumped out the window.

"Doesn't anyone use doors in here any more?!" asked Murtagh.

"GNOWMES!!" Roran said as he flew in through the window and hit into Nasuada's Gnome display.

"Apparently not." answered Nasuada.

"Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothin' seems to fit
Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin"

"What the hell?" asked Kendra.

"And I said I didn't like the way he got things done
Sleepin' on the job
Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin"

Durza sang as he waltzed into the room.

"Oh hello." he said when he saw the group.

"How did you get out?" asked Arya.

"Oh. The fairies let me out." said Durza in a dreamy voice.

"They're so helpful aren't they?!" exclaimed Eragon.

Durza nodded eagerly as he waltzed out the hole in the wall and into the valley where Galbatorix and Jiminy had disappeared only minutes before.

"alright. That's enough stupidity for me today." Murtagh said as he and Nasuada left the room.

SheepSheepSheepSheepSheep

--2 hours later in the kitchens--

"Spidey. Come out, come out wherever you are." said Roran as he walked around the kitchen with a rolling pin. He was still wearing his apron and big white chefs hat and his eyes were wide like he was high and he was breathing heavily.

"I'm not gonna hurt you. I just wanna talk." he said.

He pulled back the curtain and hit who was behind it.

"Damn. It was only Eragon". he said as he went to looking for Spidey.

SheepSheepSheepSheepSheep

--Uru'baen--

"So. You think you have what it takes to beat me Durza? We'll shall see" said Galbatorix.

"You have beaten me many time my Lord. But now I have the fairies on my side." Durza replied.

"Ha! 2 pair! 8s and 10s!" Galbatorix exclaimed.

"House! Kings and 4s!". Durza replied.

"Damnit!" Galbatorix yelled.

"I'm sorry my Lord but you just can't beat me at poker." Durza said.

"Enough with your yammering Durza! The Teletubbies are on!" Galbatorix said as he walked over to the T.V.

"I bags being Tinky Winky!" Galbatorix said.

"Darn. I guess I'll be Dipsy then…." said Durza.

SheepSheepSheepSheepSheep

--The Varden--

"Hmm." Murtagh said.

"What's Hmm?" asked Kendra.

The two were sitting on the wall outside.

"Well. I know Durza got away, but we still have the Teddy Bear, Snowman and Dragon Egg. I know Galbatorix likes the Teddy most, so maybe we could use it against him." Murtagh replied.

"Maybe. What did you have in mind?" Kendra asked.

Murtagh smiled. "Leave it to me" he said as he got up and left.

--Uru'baen--

"Letter for you my Lord." said Jiminy as he walked into the throne to find Galbatorix dressed in a purple Teletubbie suit and Durza in a green.

"Give it here then." Said Galbatorix.

The note read:

'We have the bear. Do exactly what I tell you to and he will not be harmed.

We have enclosed a picture as proof.

We'll be in touch soon.'

Galbatorix took out the picture and saw Mr Snuggles with a small blond wig and a pink frilly dress.

"NO! MR SNUGGLES!!!!"

SheepSheepSheepSheepSheep

A/n; Hey yeah, I know it's short. I want at least 5 reviews before I update. I know it isn't that funny and it isn't one of my better chapters but I hope you like it anyway. I kinda snookered myself with Galby but I did me best. Next chapter is to be the X-Factor!

I couldn't resist.

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