Meanwhile on earth
Ricardo: So you ordered your girl.
Me: Yea.
Ricardo: Which is the antichrist.
Me: Uh-huh
Ricardo: To have sex
Me: Of course.
Ricardo: With Asa and I.
Me: Yep...
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Ricardo: Why are you turning her into a prostitute that fucks for free?
Me: No i'm not! Just this once so you can experience the wonders of having sex with the antichrist.
Ricardo: But she's YOUR girl. I don't want to have sex with taken girls.
Me: I'm giving you this once in a lifetime opportunity.
Ricardo: And I don't want it.
Nick jumps down from a helicopter in the sky landing clean on his feet
Nick: What up guys. What ya'll doing here?
Me: Hey Nick.
Ricardo: Were waiting on Asa.
Nick: Asa here!? Aw thats whats up.
Me: So what you been doing?
Nicking: Training till I drop everyday for no good reason. You never know what could happen in the future.
Ricardo: That's real.
Nick: So where Asa?
Me: He will be here eventually. What do you even do?
Nick: "summons a ball of fire with the tip of his index finger" I'm a flame God. You know the flame warrior that protects the fruit of knowledge?
Me: Yea.
Nick: Well he gave me his power to help.
Me: What?! But how?!
Nick: How else? He chose me.
Ricardo: Thats uh... Something.
Nick: So what do you guys do?
Me: "lifts him up using levitation" I'm physic. It was an experiment gone wrong.
Ricardo: Your lucky to be alive. Most people don't survive those type of things.
Luna and Asa appears with Luna carrying him by the collar with him all scratched up.
Luna: IM BACK!
Asa: I died... But came back... But died again... But came back... "passes out"
Luna: "chuckles and sets him down" Ricaaaardoooo?
Ricardo: "jumps" I-Im cool! I-I-I-I-I don't need it!
Luna: C'mon Ricardo.
Ricardo: I'm good!
Nick: Screw it. "walks next to Luna" I'll take his place then.
Luna: Is this ok my beloved future Prince?
Me: ... Fine.
They both vanish. Ricardo and I then walked to Asa looking down at him.
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Me: Is he dead?
Ricardo: He looks like it.
Me: Death by Snuu-Snuu.
Ricardo: Wait, he's breathing...
Me: Hey, lets Jack his phone.
Next thing you know Asa's grabbing me by the collar
Asa: DON'T "the camera closes up a little" TOUCH "the camera closes up more" THE SHOES! "a twinkle occurs on his head as a sweatmark occurs from mine"
Me: ... Mercy...
Luna then appears with Nick all scratched up
Luna: He quit.
Nick: "frightened" Too...many...slut... Demons...
Me: Uhhhhh...
Luna: "walks next to me" There.
Me: Uh. Thank you?
Luna: "kisses me" Your welcome love.
Nick: She's the...
Asa: Yes, we all know.
Luna: So what do you want me to do know master?
Me: Please Luna. You don't have to call me master. Call me what you want to call me. Or my name, Julius.
Luna: Ok master. "hugs me tight"
Me: (BOOBIES)
Luna: Yes master. Boobies.
Me: Boobies.
Luna: ok master.
Me: Your boobies or so...soft... "falls asleep"
Asa: Aaaaand he's out again.
Luna: ... "snuggles on me" Take a deep rest... "smiles"