Ok, so, I got a review asking when this took place in each universe. So, for DP, I screwed around a bit, and Danny's had his powers since age nine (he is now 10). He also has gone through everything up until TUE, but, he didn't steal the ecto-skeleton for Pariah. Harry hasn't had any marvelous misadventures yet. Also, thank you Reviewer!

Danny, Harry, please do the disclaimer. Oh, Harry, if I see a single help/get me out of here sign, no dinner for you.

Danny: While Lord-Sharkbeard rules all da pirates, he don't do plagiarism.

Harry: (various noises one makes when gagged) holds up sign saying 'he doesn't own us!'

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Danny had been flying for days, he had discovered that when he ignored his ghost sense that somehow was guiding him, it was pointless any way as he couldn't change back. Suddenly, he was in an office, well, he thought it was, but wasn't sure. He saw an old man sitting in a sweet ass chair.

"Who are you and what do you want?" asked the reasonably pissed off ten year old, as he charged an ice blast.

"I am Albus Dumbledore, Daniel." Said the old guy.

"Ok, Mr. Dumbledore, where the Frik am I?" was Danny's fair response.

"Hogwarts, Daniel, Hogwarts," responded Dumbleydore, "Is a school of wizards."

'hmm,' thought Danny, 'this guy obviously thinks I'm a wizard, wait, what?'

For the first time in weeks, Danny had changed back, but he noticed some differences. And a note, 'Had to suppress your human form while I worked on this, by the way, you might want to actually check that family tree I enclosed, as there's a fun surprise. And the wand is 12.5 inches, shadow willow, and has a core of thestral scale dust, study up, you're starting early!

CW'

"What!?" Danny was shocked, first, that freaky dream, then, he was nearly vivisected by his mom, then now he's a wizard!?

Dumbledore smiled, "While unexpected, this is very obvious, Danny Phantom has a human form, AND he's a wizard, impressive."

Harry had discovered a cool house, it had a few stories, but on his month on the run, he had learned that was irrelevant. He decided to knock, and hope he didn't blast down the door again. He had to remember to pay that guy back when he could.

When the door opened, it was a plump, middle aged woman in an obviously old dress, "yes," she asked sweetly.

"Umm, I was wondering if I could stay here for a while?" asked harry.

Suddenly her expression changed from sweet mother to, pity.

"I'm so sorry dear, but we," started the woman but she stopped as she saw Harry walking away.

"Oh, fine, you can share a room with my youngest son! But only if you work for it! What's your name, anyway?"

"Harry Potter."

Good job, Harry, no pleading signs? Impressive. Anyway, sorry for shortness, I just wanted this published, as I'm still in school for the week.

Danny, go ahead and melt Potter's chain off.