Title: "Humpty Dumpty Had A Great Fall"
Author: Dinkydow
Type: Drabble, H/C
Length: exactly 100 words
Spoilers: "Abyss"
Pairings: none
Warning: none
Summary: Jack wakes up in the sarcophagus.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, somebody else does. They have money, I don't, so don't sue.
Author's Notes: Weekly challenge. Use "omelet" in a sentence. Thanks to Jolene for her beta help.
When light forced my eyes open, I was enclosed in a brilliantly paneled carton that brought unwanted resurrection.
My mind felt scrambled – eggs in the blender from hell – bursting with unwanted reminders of innumerable deaths at the hands of Baal; they blurred into painful reality after a while, interspersed with nothingness as the sarcophagus put 'Jack' back together again.
If the king'd had one of these handy, it would've been a cinch to put Humpty Dumpty back together again –cracks notwithstanding. As it was, the egg lucked out – the king's men ate Humpty omelet. Me? Just more death du jour.
The End