Title: No Substitute

Author: Dinkydow

Type: Drabble, H/C

Length: exactly 100 words

Spoilers: "Redemption" Part 1

Warning: Jack whumping ahead

Summary: Daniel was missed.

Disclaimer: I don't own 'em, somebody else does. They have money, I don't, so don't sue.

Author's Notes: Weekly challenge. Use "race" in a drabble. Thank you to Jolene as usual for her beta talents. She keeps me on the straight and narrow.

"Dial the Gate! Dial it now!"

On your marks – Go!

In a race for our lives Hagman was my human crutch; behind us, a horde of very pissed-off natives with spears and dart-guns. My gimpy knee slowed us down – danged spear – primitive but effective.

Thankfully the DHD worked. It wouldn't have surprised me if it'd been busted, a fitting addendum to this SNAFU.

"I swear, sir. I thought they wanted to smoke a peace pipe," Hagman apologized.

The pathetic Captain was a poor substitute for Daniel. He would've known they wanted us for dinner – the main course.

I miss Spacemonkey.

The End