I'm too lazy and sick for a proper intro..but the SSB characters and the game are not mine! The plot, story, and OC characters are though!
Edit; If you haven't already... Read the other chapters to save of yourself from confusion. I updated them. Also, the first bit is kinda weird, so yeah...don't blame me if you think it's weird too.
Quote of the Chapter;
Good friends are the ones who help you up when you fall down.
But Best friends are the ones who laugh and trip you again.
Everything around her was broken, destroyed, and burned. Kia didn't know how, but she knew all of this was her doing. A little bit away from her was all of the smashers-lying in awkward positions in the blacked ground. She gasped and tried to move towards them, but she it seemed as if an invisible barrier didn't want her to go towards them for some reason. A tiny voice inside her head told her something terrible...but it seemed that it might be true, that they were dead. Then, the raspy voice of Master Hand whispered into her ear.
"You have led all of them to their deaths...their blood are on your hands Kiana Nightingale!"
Golden blood flooded the plains, the awful stuff filling up slowly around her.
"You have killed those who were not meant to die!"
The blood was now up to her waist, for some reason it was getting harder to breathe the air, like an invisible force as sucking the air of her lungs. The air had grown thick with the scent of death.
"Do you feel happy? Knowing you are the cause of their deaths?"
Kia put her hands over her ears to try and block out the voice. But it had no effect at all, so she tried the another thing to do, to run away. But the land kept on stretching on and on, but at least the golden liquid had seemed to had disappeared
"Oh, so you're trying to run away? So predictable of you- you always try and run away. You know one day there will be a time where you won't be able to run from your fears."
The voice's last words echoed in her mind. And soon enough, she found herself in a vast graveyard where she saw a lone shining figure upon a pure white throne in the graveyard. Out of curiosity she walked towards him. As she walked closer she noticed that the throne was made out of something horrifying, bones from both pokemon and humans.
Another thing she noticed was that the figure was Taboo, the man who had attempted to destroy the Smashers. His usually empty eye sockets had been replaced with pure gold eyes, in a way they looked beautiful, but they shone like the color of the Smashers' blood.
"Good job my little princess, you have successfully demolished the Smashers. Now we can rightfully rule this world, and maybe the world you had originated from too..."
And with a flash, the word had vanished.
The morning light streamed through the window and Kia woke up. She rubbed her temples as she remembered her nightmare.
Did she really cause all those deaths?
Kia shook her head, that was crazy...why would she want to hurt them? She looked around the little room she stayed in. She had grown so used to this place from the week she had stayed here. that she couldn't even imagine her old room anymore, but this cramped boring little bedroom.
"I still can't believe I'm right here...living in this mansion!" Kia squealed excitedly.
Then dread took over as she remembered that this stay was only temporary until the tryout. And the worst part was that she had no experience in fighting at all. So if she failed...
"No, there's no point in worrying...I already have it all planned out." Kia thought as she looked around the room.
Then, a voice whispered in her ear, though not Master Hand's though this time. "The blood of the innocent will be spilled upon your hands...it is your fate!"
She stopped in fright and then shook it off once again. "I must be hallucinating from eating something bad last night..." Kia muttered as she rubbed her temples what was all this dream about? Maybe it was just something dumb she had randomly dreamt of.
So she walked out of the room. Still having a little bit of fear of what's to come.
Meanwhile...
"Heeeeelp!"
Kirby was running down the hall being chased by a meaty,curry blob who would spit fireballs once in a while at him. And if you're wondering, that was in fact Samus' bad cooking.
"I'm sorry that I ate Samus' cake! And Peach's Pie...and Zelda's brownies...And that I ate also ate Wolf's cupcakes...and Ganondorf's muffins...But I'm sorry! Just help me from Samus' terrible cooking!" Kirby screamed as fireballs scorched him. Then, someone pushed him aside into a another hall as...
Splat!
Bits of meat, curry, unidentified muck, and fire were splattered across the room. A little bit later, after he decided to get up, Kirby did a celebration dance. "I'm allliiiiivvvvveeee!"
Then he nearly got shot with a blaster, which made him stop immediately...and scream again.
"Now, what was it about eating my cupcakes?" Wolf asked as he aimed his blaster at the paled pink puffball.
"And my cake!"
"You were the one who ate my pie?"
"You. Will. Pay. For. Eating. My. Muffins!"
"Those brownies were special!"
Kirby gulped, "Or not..."
Later...
Ike was whistling and walking down the hall and then noticed some groaning from the infirmary.
With a raised eyebrow he walked in. Then, he spotted Kirby all wrapped up in a full body cast. "Whoa...what happened?"
"Samus' bad cooking...eating..." Kirby moaned as he nibbled on a cookie.
Ike sighed and face palmed there was no point into beating some sense into him. "By the way...where did you get those cookies?"
"Umm..."
"WHO TOOK MY COOKIES?" A voice roared throughout the mansion.
"...Crap..."
Somewhere else...
After Kirby had been taken care of, the Smashers had dispersed. And three certain ladies were in the kitchen, one of which was forced to be there, one who forced the other to be there, and one who was merely there so things wouldn't get too out of hand.
"Peach, you know if we continue this that I might blow up the entire mansion and it'll be your fault right?" Samus said in a slight monotonous voice as she watched the pink clad princess race around collecting supplies to make some fancy dish for lunch. In fact, she kind felt bad for the people who would eat her dish...oh well.
"Might! You might blow this place up! But there's no being negative here! Now, we'll start with a lovely Creme Brulee French Toast!(*) and then maybe we'll make something with eggs..." Peach said with a bit too much peppiness.
And a little ways away, Zelda prepared something else, with a half hidden smirk as she looked back at the two. 'I feel bad for Samus, but I'm more worried that she might poison us all...' She thought, as she cringed at the thought. 'Or make another food monster...' She added with a little sigh.
"Okay! First, melt the butter in the pan over medium heat..." Peach instructed, but Samus mostly tuned her out as she poured a huge amount of cornstarch, curry, and 1-up mushrooms into the pan, boredly mashing up the ingredients and add some mold she found and some other icky things into the pan. And, like before, it soon created a blob of gross, disgusting things. Soon enough, it would look as if it were close cousin of Muk.
As Zelda saw this, she ran out of the room, muttering somethings about never inviting Samus to be in the kitchen ever again.
"And it should be done!" As Peach looked up, her grin slipped into a a small smile as she said, "Well...It's a start!"
And Another Place!
"Sonic! There's nothing to be afraid of! Just climb down that Palm tree and come down here so when the swimming instructor comes here he can teach you!" Pit yelled at said tree, making him look a bit crazy.
Olimar passed by whistling as he did, giving Pit a strange look as he did so. "Sonic is in the tree...I'm not crazy!" Pit waved his arms frantically at the little captain before returning his attention to the tree. But then he noticed why Olimar was giving him a strange look, because Sonic was gone.
"...Dang It!" The angel muttered as he held out a chili dog and started to call out for Sonic like he was a dog.
"Here Sonic, Sonic...wanna chili-dog?"
At Dinner...
As usual, the dinner table was filled with delicious smelling foods..except for whatever Samus had made. Everyone stayed away from that...well almost everyone.
"THiS fOOd TAstES YuMMERS CAn YOu MaKE MORE TOmorROW?" Crazy hand shouted and shugged as she watched the crazed hand eat her blob. Meanwhile, everyone else sweat-dropped at the scene.
It wasn't as loud as it usually was when you have been living there for a long time, but it wasn't exactly quiet either.
"Next time, can we not have Samus cook next time?" Toon link complained as he shoveled mashed potatoes into mouth as he spoke. "No offense." He added.
"None taken, just as long as Peach won't try to force me to try cooking again." Samus replied giving a sideways glare at the cheery princess who was ignorant of her demand.
There was also Kirby being fed by an annoyed Snake, who seemed close to the point of strangling him since he kept on complaining that he was hungy, but his body hurt so it was hard to open his mouth. And, since Master Hand was bored when he decided that Snake would be his nurse, he forced him into a nurse's outfit. "I hate life..." Snake muttered as he shoved another spoonful of chili into Kirby's mouth.
And the night went on like that, Kia was there too, but eating so silently that barely anyone noticed.
Then, something clicked in her mind as she noticed two people missing there. "...Where's Sonic and Pit?" She asked, raising her voice a bit to make herself heard.
Silence came as they began to focus on the question. Where were they?
A gentle tapping came from Olimar as he tapped his helmet where his chin would be at. "I think I saw Pit trying to give Sonic swimming lessons..."
And, as if on cue, the door slammed open as Pit rolled in a stretcher with a mortified Sonic clinging onto a gigantic chili dog plushie, while at the same time nibbling onto a real chili dog. Other than that, he was petrified. And when everyone looked towards Pit for an explanation.
"He feel into the deep end of the pool, and then he saw Tingle with just a speedo on." And that's all everybody needed to know.
...DANG IT! SO CLOSE TO THE 2,000 WORD MARK! T-T Oh well :3 anyways, just a little filler chapter with some story line to it. And I'll try to update faster (Psshh...everybody knows that's not true...) But yeah, maybe it'll take only a month now! -An anvil get thrown at me-
Okay, Okay! I kid! I kid! Now, remember;
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~Misty The Cat
(P.S. I love squiggles)