Ok I am beyond majorly sorry for not updating...but what can I say? I was making changes to it...that and someone stole my bike...and I couldnt be bothered XD If you don't bitch you can have some candy eyeballs 'kay:) oh and Im not putting a disclaimer at the beginning of every chapter. its on the first one so it counts for all of them kay? I intend on making sure there are no mistakes this time XD
dont expect great things
this story sucks
Mello
Mello was in his car speeding off down the road, making half the cars around him slam on their breaks, honking their horns.
"I can't BELIEVE that...that...bastard just did that!" Mello thought, angrily eating his chocolate to try and get rid of that 'digusting Near feel'.
"Speaking of that feel," he thought. "His lips are so soft...those sexy, soft, pink li-'
Mello slammed his foot on the break, causing the few cars behind his to swerve, one smashing into a wall.
"HELL NO!!" he shrieked. "I DID NOT JUST THINK THAT!" Then he slumped back in his chair, slamming his fist on his steering wheel.
Near
Near was, once again, sat at his desk, repairing his dice city.
His mind was whirling with thoughts of Mello...well, his and Mello's kiss.
"Speaking of that kiss," he thought. "God Mello was good."
He then froze, the last dice falling from his hand.
"Oh, my god," He muttered, looking down at his 'dice city'.
Well, what should have been his dice city. It appeared to be a Mello sculpture.
"...Shit," he muttered,shoving the sculpture over, resting his chin on his hand.
Just then in stormed-
"Mello?"
A/N: told you it was crap. Its far too short TT makes me feel bad for making you all wait then having that pile of crap. Told you all I shouldnt do more but no you all insisted...and hug-in-a-box threatened to get her gay army on me TT and their handbags hurt ok?!