"Sonic, suck my balls." said Tails
The two were both sitting in there Spainish class.
"God damn it Tails, you are such a faggot. Why won't you leave me alone?" said Sonic
"It's because I love you Sanic. Believe it. Fucking Believe it you pussy." said Tails
Sonic then throw off his shirt revealing his muscles. This caused the girls around him to scream as they stared at his large pulsing muscles.
"Ahh, Tails chan you're so sexy kawai." said Sonic
The teacher then slammed his book against his desk.
"I am sure whatever it is you two faggots are talking about is important, but I don't give a damn." said
Theme Song
Sonic fighters go now. There is so much fun to be found. We can find Mountain Dew, all we have to do is play play Call of Duty. Dor-i-tos!
Last time on Mobius High, Sonic and pals were playing a match of Call of Duty, and then after being accused of winning by only killing the scrub, Amy, Sonic listened to Amy's backstory. Now Today.
At the Hospital, we find Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Cream, Sally, and Amy waiting for Shadow to get out of his Coma state. The reason being today is the day he awakens. Destiney was also in the room, but she had another reason why she was here.
"Alright, Shadow should awaken in 1 minute." said the Doctor
"It will be great to have Shadow back to the way he was." Amy thought
"Hmm, when the hedgehog is awakens I will have to get him alone. He must begin his training." Destiney thought
1 minute later
Shadow began to open his eyes.
"Where am I?" said Shadow
Shadow then looked down, and noticed he was wearing Swag clothes.
"Why the hell am I wearing Swag clothes? " said Shadow
Shadow then saw the people around him.
"Who are these people with you Amy?" asked Shadow
"These are my friends." said Amy
"Friends, they are other animals." said Shadow
"Well no duh." said Knuckles
"Where did you meet these people, no animals go to Noko Noko?" asked Shadow
"You honestly do not remember?" said Amy
"We are your friends from Mobius High." said Cream
That is when Shadow realized his situation.
He know understood the Swag, and everything.
"Did you guys no I was not in my
normal state of mind?" asked Shadow
"We did not know what kind of person you were." said Sonic
"Well, Amy must have mentioned something." said Shadow
"Nope, she never said anything." said Sonic
"Why did you not say anything? Why did you let them Swag me up?" said Shadow
"Look, I thought it would be funny." said Amy
This was not pleasing to Shadow
"You are not a real friend." said Shadow
"Now Shadow do not say that, Amy took care of you." said Tails
"I don't even know you." said Shadow
With that Shadow ran off.
"Now is my chance."thought Destiney as she snuck out
"Wait, where is he going?" said Knuckles
"Knowing Shadow he probably went to the woods. He always liked dark places." said Amy
"Come on Tails, to the woods." said Sonic
"Knuckles you coming?" said Tails
" Yeah, just calm your ballsack." said Knuckles
With that the group left, and Shadow's parents walked in.
"Here honey we bought you this..." said Shadow's Dad
"Where is my son?" asked Shadow's Mom
"Sit down, we got time." said Amy
Cut to Shadow
Shadow ran and ran. The man was not sure what he was running from though. For all he knows they were good people, but Shadow just needed time to think. Time was something that Shadow just wanted.
At that moment Destiney teleported in front of him, causing him to fall back.
"Damn." said Shadow
"Shadow, I know you are confused, but you must learn about your past to save the world." said Destiney
"What kind of drugs are you on?" said Shadow
"Weed, now take my hand." said Destiney
"Sure, why not." said Shadow
The two grabbed hands as Destiney lit up her blunt. Both saw the vision.
" Now you see that is the Egg Shpaed Man, I have no idea who that is, but that black hedgehog is your ancestor." said Destiney
"Mondo Cool." said Shadow
"Yes boy Mondo Cool." Destiney thought
"That blue hedgehog is the ancestor of that blue hedgehog back there." said Destiney
"I can only guess the yellow fox and red echidna are related to the two back there." said Shadow
"Yes, they help you unlock your potential, Prince of all Swagins." said Destiney
"But I hate Swag." said Shadow
"Doesn't matter, what does matter is that drink it will allow to become a Super Swagin, that will unleash your true power." said Destiney
"How do you make it?" said Shadow
"That is the thing, all four of you have to be ready." said Destiney
"I need to train all of you to be ready only then do we get the recipe." said Destiney
"Alright then, looks like I have to work with them." said Shadow
"That's the spirit now go back and find them." said Destiney, " I will then warp to you four, and we will start training."