English and Careers
"Renji Abarai is here as a senior now let's countdown to prom!" He began laughing.
"Renji." Rukia whispered and smiled. Ichigo sucked his teeth.
"He just wanted to make a flashy entrance. What a pain in the ass." He said loud of for everyone to hear including Renji. He ran over to Ichigo and pointed at him.
"I see you're still jealous of me." He stated. Ichigo raised his eyebrow.
"Huh?"
"Yes, because I'm better looking than you, I'm smarter than you, I'm cooler than you, I'm buffer than you, stronger than you and I get more ladies than you. I'm sorry you're such a pathetic person. Hey Rukia long time no see buddy."
"I can sure say the same for you." She said looking at him. Ichigo sighed deeply.
First Ikkaku now this dip shit, forget countdown to prom, countdown to when I get the hell outta here. He thought to himself.
The door opened again and the professor walked in followed by an attractive younger woman. The professor removed his pink flowery jacket and his large straw hat. He placed the items on his desk and smiled at them.
"Ohayo minna."
"Ohayo gozaimasu." The class replied.
"I'm your homeroom sensei as well as your English sensei. My name is…" He turned to the class. "I'll give thirty bucks to anyone who can tell me my full name." He said looking around as everyone pulled out their schedules trying to find his name. "Ah, too bad times up." He laughed making the class moan. "My name is Shunsui Kyoraku and this is my assistant Nano Ise. She's hot right boys?" He smiled.
The class began laughing as she blushed deeply.
"Sensei please!" She growled at him. He laughed and pulled out a piece of paper. He placed it on Renji's desk since he was in the front.
"Write your name and age on the paper and pass it around. I'm horrible at remembering names and faces so most likely I won't know who any of you are by the time you graduate." He stated bluntly. Ichigo sighed deeply.
This school gotta step up with their staff.
"As for English, you already speak it what more do you need to know, so to challenge you all, you have to speak proper English for now on. For each sentence you speak improperly its one point off your average." He stated shocking the hell outta everyone.
"You can't do that!" A student shouted from the back.
"Proper form, you can not do that. You must say the whole word, instead of you're you must say you are, I'm I am, we're we are, he's he is. Understand?" He smiled. "Good, now let's get started shall we?" He began handing out text books.
Rukia sighed deeply and looked at Ichigo who shook his head.
After class Ichigo, Rukia and Renji went to Ichigo's locker.
"We have to put up with that all year?" Renji sighed deeply. "That blows." He complained.
"Well, I do not mind, because I am good with English." Rukia smiled with pride receiving glares from Ichigo and Renji.
"Wedo not care!" They snapped. She rolled her eyes as them.
"Anyway what do you guys have next?" She asked looking at her schedule. Ichigo looked at his schedule.
"Careers." He stated.
"Me too." Rukia said. Renji moaned.
"Bites ass, I got math. See you two later." He waved and walked down the hall. He then began walking with an attractive girl.
"I know it's kinda far away but I am sorta excited about prom." Rukia admitted. Ichigo shook his head as they walked down the hall to their next class.
"I don't even think I'm gonna go." He said and raised his eyebrow when Rukia stopped walking. "What's up?" He asked.
"You have to go Ichigo it's gonna be our last time together as a class. Everyone has to go." She told him as they began walking away. Ichigo moaned.
"But it's annoying. I can't even guarantee I'll find someone I would want to go with." He shrugged. She looked at him and crossed her arms.
"Why not go with Orihime, since you are infatuated with her breasts." She snapped. He turned scarlet and looked at her.
"I-I-I am not, I just happen to look so sue me I'm a guy." He growled at her. She didn't respond she just walked into the classroom. He rolled his eyes and followed behind her.
"Kuchiki-Chan, Kurosaki-Kun, ohayo." Orihime waved at them as if this was her first time seeing them today. Tatsuki smiled at them.
"Hey guys." She smiled at them as they sat at the table in front of them.
"Ichigo, you have this class as well." Chad said as he and Uryu walked into the class. They sat across from Ichigo and Rukia.
"Sado-Kun, Ishida-kun ohayo." Orihime waved at them.
"Ohayo." They both replied back.
"Ichi-Kun." Rangiku ran over to him and hugged him tightly shoving his face between her big breasts. "How are you Ichi-kun?" She looked at Rukia and smiled. "Hey Rukia-Chan." She giggled. Rukia smiled at her.
"Ohayo Rangiku-Chan." Ichigo pushed away and stood up trying to catch his breath.
"I just almost died." He exclaimed. Rangiku pushed her strawberry blonde locks behind her shoulders and placed her hand on her hip.
"Ichi-Kun, you still haven't changed have you?" She then looked at his arms. "Tsk, I take that back you look like you been working out." She grabbed one of his arms pressing her breasts against his arms. Ichigo quickly withdrew his arm blushing.
The bell rang and Rangiku winked at him sitting at a table.
"Sure love big breasts don't you?" Rukia said under her breath. Ichigo looked at her and growled.
"I didn't do anything." He snapped.
"Oh?" Rukia looked down and he quickly pushed his chair in further moving his lap under the table completely.
"Get a life." He barked and looked away.
The door opened and a petite woman followed by a tall heavy set man walked in.
She began writing on the board.
"My name is Soifon you all will refer to me as Soifon-Sensei. This here is my assistant teacher Marechiyo Omaeda. You all will refer to him as Omaeda-Sensei. I do not tolerate tardiness, I do not tolerate foolishness and I do not tolerate idiots in my class, I have no problem with writing anyone up who is indeed a problem. When I'm speaking I should be the only one speaking, I will not stand for rudeness, you will respect each other, you will listen to what everyone has to say. No making fun, no name calling, no cursing and most important no cheating. Anyone that cheats is outta here for the year and you can kiss prom and graduation goodbye." She said all in one breathe shocking everyone. "Omaeda, hand out my sibyls." She told him as she began taking attendance.
"Cold." Tatsuki whispered as Orihime nodded.
"Hope, Renji doesn't get her for a teacher." Rukia whispered. Ichigo laughed.
"I do." She looked at him and they both covered their mouths so they wouldn't laugh.
After Soifon took attendance she leaned against her desk looking at her class.
"This class is all about what you think you want to do when graduate college if some of you even make it to college." She said coldly. "This class is just to help you focus on what your talents are. Everyone has a talent, no one is better than the other and no one is superior to the teacher." She told them looking around. "Orange top, what career path are you looking forward to?" She asked. Ichigo looked around the around when he saw all eyes on him.
"Me?" He asked pointing at himself. She nodded.
"You're the only one with orange hair." She snapped. He crossed his arms feeling insulted. I got your orange top. He growled.
"I have no idea." He said flatly.
"Interesting, how about you?" She pointed at Rukia.
"Um…" She looked up. She then smiled sweetly. "Well, sensei I always wanted to be an artist, I love drawing." She told her. Soifon nodded her head and looked Omaeda who was snacking.
"We got a doodler in here, when I'm teaching my lessons watch out for her." She told him.
"Hai." Ichigo covered his mouth as Rukia pouted.
She pointed at Orihime.
"How about you? What type of career do you want?"
"Um…" Orihime looked up. "I want to be a vet." She said. Soifon nodded her head. "Because, I feel that children get sick easily and we need to help them." She said seriously everyone moaned knowing it was too good to be true.
"Orihime, you mean a pediatrician." Rukia said looking at her friend. Orihime shook her head no.
"Oh no, I'm no good with animals." She told her. Soifon sighed deeply.
"Moving on, anyone else wanna volunteer?" She asked. Rangiku raised her hand and smiled.
"A stripper, I'm not too bad with dancing and I have a nice body just ask Ichigo." She winked at him making him blush. Everyone began cracking up. Soifon stared at Rangiku who smiled widely.
"I see, Omaeda mark Matsumoto down as a class clown." She told him.
"Hai." He stood up and began writing on a piece of paper.
"She already memorized names." Uryu sighed. "She's tough." Chad nodded.
"Un."