Physical Education Does a Body Good
"I can't believe it, every single class." Rukia looked at Ichigo as they stopped at her locker.
"Kinda takes you back to ninth grade huh?" He said. She nodded her head.
"The only difference is Renji isn't with us." She laughed. "You two got into so much trouble then and if you two had the same classes all day you still would."
"Yep."
"Ichigo, Kuchiki-San I've been looking everywhere." Asano skipped over to them. He went to hug Ichigo who moved out the way making him slam into the locker.
"Hey Ichigo, hey Rukia." Mizuiro waved to them.
"Hey Mizuiro." They greeted back.
"Where did you two come from?" He asked as he began texting on his cell phone.
"We just had health and math just now." Rukia told him. He nodded his head.
"What do you have now?" He asked starting conversation.
"Gym." Ichigo replied.
"Really, in what gym?" He looked at Ichigo.
"Gym A."
"Asano and I do as well, shall we all go?" He asked putting his phone away.
"Let's." Rukia said and they all began walking. Asano slowly stood up.
"Wait for me guys." He ran after them.
Rukia parted ways with the guys and went into the girls' locker room. She spotted Tatsuki and Orihime.
"I'm so glad we have gym together, I don't know what I would do if I had gym just with the guys." Rukia laughed. Tatsuki nodded her head.
"I agree."
"Rukia!!" She turned around only for Rangiku to hug her tightly suffocating her with her breasts. Rukia pulled away from her and began breathing heavily. "Hello ladies." She smiled at them.
"I must say Matsumoto-San you're not afraid of getting on Soifon sensei's bad side?" Tatsuki asked. Rangiku scoffed and folded her arms beneath her breasts.
"Not at all." She stated calmly. "I thought the comment I made was funny and I like teasing Ichigo." She giggled. Orihime looked at Rangiku's chest.
"Wow you're breasts are bigger than mine." She giggled. Rangiku laughed out.
"You're funny, but yes they are. I take good care of my buddies. Having big breasts is a great thing isn't it?" She winked as Orihime agreed. They both began speaking about their bra sizes and the advantages and disadvantages of having big breasts. Rukia and Tatsuki looked their small breasts and crossed their arms staying out the conversation.
After everyone changed they sat on the bleachers waiting for their sensei to arrive.
"Renji-Kun!" Rangiku ran to him and hugged him tightly pushing his face in between her breasts. He hugged her tightly feeling in heaven. Ichigo rolled his eyes.
"This fool actually wanna die that way." He said as Rukia shook her head. She moved from the hug and smiled at him.
"I didn't see you all day."
"I know, it's a miracle, so are you gonna be my girlfriend this year?" He smiled.
"Only if we die and come back to life." She replied making him moan.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't my good friend Ichigo Kusosaki." Ikkaku smirked. Ichigo stood up rolling up his sleeve.
"Don't worry, I still have a fist I would like to give to you, ya bastard."
"Great." Uryu pushed his glasses up. Sado and Renji stood in between the two.
Yumichika sighed and crossed his arms.
"Ikkaku you're always fighting." He chuckled.
The bell rang and no teacher was in sight.
"You think you can make a comment like that about my mother and get away with it baldy!" Ichigo snapped. Ikkaku growled.
"Baldy?! That's it everyone move the fuck outta the way I'mma kick his ass!!!" He shouted trying to get Ichigo.
"You kicking my ass is as good as you growing hair on your naked head." He retorted also trying to get to Ikkaku. Chad tried his hardest to hold the two back.
"Where the hell is the sensei? They better get here soon or those two are gonna kill each other." Tatsuki sighed.
"Oh no, boys don't fight over me." Rangiku said looking concern.
"WHO WOULD?!!!" They both yelled at her. She puffed her cheeks up.
"How mean." She whined.
Suddenly a massive aura appeared in the gym making everyone freeze. A gigantic man walked into the gym.
"Damnmit Yachiru, you made me late for my first class!" He yelled at the pink haired girl who was riding on his shoulder. She crossed her arms looking insulted.
"You didn't know where the gym was either." She said. He then looked at the class instantly his eyes fell on the battling teenagers.
Rukia stared at him in shock. This man couldn't be human. His stature was inhuman alone he had a long scar from his left cheek to his right cheek and another long scar that was over his left side of the face while he had a patch over his right eye. His hair was up in a strange hairdo and his smile was scary.
"I see, so you two like to fight. Well, this is my gym and these are my rules. If you wanna fight, you have to fight to the death." He told them. Ichigo and Ikkaku looked at him as if he was insane and they sat down. "Alright, you losers listen up, I don't give a damn about you and I don't give a damn about your well being. Physical Education is all about what your body knows and what it doesn't know. If your body is physically educated this class will be easy however if your body is physically stupid then congratulations you've just entered the gym class from hell." He began laughing. His eyes began glowing and a fire aura surrounded him. A cold sweat appeared on everyone's head.
"K-Kowaii." Rangiku hugged Ichigo's arm. He looked at her and she smirked. "Are you physically educated or stupid? We shall see." She then let him go. He gave a confused looked.
"Everyone against the wall." He told them. Everyone stood up against the wall. "Now move up to that white line." He ordered once everyone did what they were told. He looked at Yachiru. She nodded her head. "Oh yeah, my name, my name is Kenpachi Zaraki, I don't give a damn if you call me by name or sensei. You don't even have to call me if you don't want to. I also don't care who you are. This is my assistant Yachiru Kusajishi she will take attendance." He said as she pushed a large cart of red rubber balls to him.
Ichigo raised his eyebrow.
"Dodge ball? That's so dated." He sighed as Renji agreed crossing his arms. Kenpachi began laughing as he picked up a ball.
"Whoever said this is dodge ball?" He asked. "Well then again you do have to dodge the ball. This is to test if your body is physically educated or physically stupid." He said lightly tossing a ball up and down.
"Huh?" Ichigo looked unsure as Renji slowly uncross his arms.
"Yachiru, you handle the girls while I handle the boys."
"Hai, Ken-chan." She smiled. "This way ladies." She blew her whistle and walked to the other side of the gym.
"Oh yeah, if you get hit you fail." He smiled and threw a ball with all his strength which was headed in Ichigo and Renji's area. They both parted quickly and the ball hit the wall. The ball hit the ground and was smoking. Renji touched the ball and quickly withdrew his fingers.
"This shit is hot."
"Holy crap, look at the wall." Asano gasped. Everyone looked at the wall and spotted the design of the ball imprinted into the wall. Everyone gasped as Kenpachi picked up another ball.
"Let's go." He threw another ball.
Tatsuki watched the boys running around trying to keep their lives and grades.
"Can a teacher even do this?" She asked. Rukia shook her head.
"I don't know but this one scares me." She said looking at Yachiru who was smiling.
"Let's play dodge ball ladies are you ready?" She asked blowing her whistle. She held up a ball and threw it at them with top speed. Rukia and Tatsuki moved out the way. They gasped when the saw imprint of the ball on the wall. They looked at the small sensei.
Just what the hell is she? They thought and looked at each other. Rangiku smirked.
Fun.
Kenpachi continued throwing the balls as the guys dodged them. The ones that did get hit either passed out immediately or went straight to the nurse with a serious injury.
Ichigo bumped into Ikkaku when he tried avoiding a ball.
"Hey, you bumped into me asshole!" He yelled. Ichigo growled.
"It wasn't on purpose I'd rather not touch you dip shit!" He yelled back.
"Humph, fuck you."
"Fuck you!"
Kenpachi smiled. He loved the anger he was sensing from them. He threw two balls directly at them.
"ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!" They shouted each grabbing a ball and throwing it back at him with full speed and strength. One ball hit in the head and the other hit him in the chest.
"Oh shit." Renji felt scared. Chad cleared his throat and Uryu pushed his glasses up. Ichigo and Ikkaku just realized what they did and looked at the man who was silent. He then began laughing.
"Excellent!!!! I see you two have advance physical education." He took his jacket off revealing his scarred up muscular arms. "Double time." He smirked he began throwing balls quickly. Renji moved out the way trying to avoid getting hit.
"I'm gonna kill you Ichigo, Madarame!!" He shouted. Chad kept his eyes on the balls and easily avoided them. Uryu also avoided the balls as well. Asano got hit the arm and passed out from the impact. Mizuiro snuck behind the bleachers to text his girlfriend from college.
Yachiru continued throwing balls at the girls. One ball hit Orihime in the head and everyone stared at her. She rubbed her head.
"Ow, that hurt." She giggled. Yachiru looked at her.
"You got a hard head there Jiggly." She stated.
"Jiggly?" Tatsuki raised her eyebrow.
"Hai, Jiggly is what I
said Slim."
"Slim?" Tatsuki growled. Yachiru nodded and giggled.
"I give everyone a nickname." She began throwing the balls again. Rangiku caught a ball and threw it back at her which she dodged. "Ah, I see you have good aim busty."
"I try." She shrugged. Yachiru giggled.
"Great upgrade time." She took off her pink jacket and began throwing the balls twice a fast. Orihime continued getting hit but didn't fall or get hurt. Rukia moaned as she dodged the balls. She spotted Ichigo and the guys in a heated battled with Kenpachi. She moaned what kind of gym class was this.
Shortly after Kenpachi and Yachiru stopped and Yachiru blew her whistle. Everyone who survived gathered together.
"Alright, you losers who are here right now has just proven to Yachiru and I that you have physically education. Therefore tomorrow we shall move on to lesson two. Tomorrow is out running German Sheppards on the track. So be ready and have your shoes. Oh yeah and if you skip class you automatically fail. Class dismiss."
"Later." Yachiru waved and jumped on Kenpachi's shoulder. "That was fun Ken-Chan." She giggled.
The boys dropped in the locker room as their muscles finally began hurting.
"Shit, I don't even have the energy to wanna fight you right now." Ichigo said looking at Ikkaku.
"Same here." He panted and wiped the sweat from his brow. Renji moaned.
"Why did you two have to throw the balls back at him? He went ballistic."
"Hmm." Chad sighed. Uryu pushed his glasses up and took his shirt off.
"And this is only day one." He said.
"Countdown to Graduation." They all said.