Finally, I'M BACK! I'm sorry if you all thought I was dead, but I am very much alive. Sorry for the long absence too, school just started and I'm already buried under homework. And gee, coming up with more of these things for my story is hard! So now, if you have any ideas for the upcoming chapters, private message me! Of course, if I include your ideas in a chapter, the credit will go to you! I'll continue this fanfic as long as I have inspiration, yours and mine! So now, let this new chapter begin!
Oh yeah: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh and its characters…
Ten things the Yu-Gi-Oh cast would never say! (act 3)
21. Bakura: OH RYOU! I love your hair like that! Can you do mine? Please? (See chapter 1)
22. Yugi: I know what we can do today! Let's put dynamite all over the game shop, than watch it explode! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FIREWORKS!
23. Tea: Yo Kaiba, watcha doin'? Ya'll gonna hand over that cash o' yours or else, buddy.
24. Yami: (to director) Why do I have to play Duel Monsters? Playing Hot Wheels is much funner…
25. Kaiba: (to his Blue-Eyes White Dragon card) I'm sick of you always barking out orders at me! I'm done with you! I AM FREE! MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (runs screaming like someone who's lost it)
26. Tristan: OK Duke. You can date Serenity. I still have Mai.
27. Joey: WOOF WOOF! Look Kaiba! I'm a mutt!
28. Ryou: Now that my hair is blue (see chapter 1), I'm getting my nose pierced and a tatoo!
29. Pegasus: I…see…BUNNIES!
30. Mai: I summon the super-fashionable… SUMMONED SKULL! (evil laugh)
Well, that was the end of chapter 3! I told you, I'm running out of ideas, so it may not be as funny as the first series. Oh well… Please review, like you so generously did for my first two chappies! See ya!