Okay in my opinion this chapter is very funny. Also kind of stupid but that's good. This is a humor story.
Chapter 5
The original Titans looked up at the Slade signal in the sky then at the terrified Titans B.
"If Slade's bad in our world then does that mean he's even worse in this world?" Beast Boy asked.
Robin shook his head. "No, everything is the opposite here so Slade should be...". He was then cut off by someone landing on the ground behind them. The Titans turned around and saw the parallel universe Slade.
He had the same style clothes on with a mask but he looked entirely different. Where the other Slade's clothes were black his were red and the metal plates on his arms and legs were blue. Where his mask should of been orange-brown it was gold and red were is was black. He had a red cape that was flowing in the wind and a big blue Slade "S" symbol on his chest.
He stood there with his hands on his hips and said enthusiastically (which is hard to imagine I know) "Are the evil Titans up to no good again? This must be a job for Super Slade!".
The Titans A just stared at him for a moment then all fell to the ground laughing (even Raven).
Slade frowned under his mask. "What is so funny teenagers?".
Robin stopped laughing and the others did as well and stood up but still were snickering. Robin tried to sound serious for a second. "Oh nothing..., Super Slade!".
The five then cracked up laughing again and fell to the ground. Slade turned away from the teens.
"I do not have time for this I must save the city from evil!" he announced.
He then turned to the scared Titans B who were all standing huddled together is fear. Robin B was clutching his cape again and sucking his thumb. (LOL).
"As I can see from all the destruction around us, you five have been up to no good again," said Super Slade.
Starfire B nervously stepped forward away from her huddled together team. "Ww- we're sorry Slade".
"Sorry won't cut it this time," said Slade.
Beast Boy B also nervously stepped forward.
"Y-you could give up a good talking to," he said.
Slade shook his head. "No I gave you all a good talking to about this last time. Now it's time to teach you a lesson".
The five Titans B screamed "No!" and started to run away.
Slade took off in the air after them. The Titans A were sitting on top of a small building watching the show.
"Hmm I would've thought that my opposite would get along with Slade. I guess he is too much of a wimp," said Robin.
"Yeah and mine is so stupid I bet he doesn't even remember who Slade is. He's probably just being scared because the others are," Cyborg pointed out.
Slade flew after the fleeing Titans who were screaming and running as fast as they could away from him. He flew up behind Beast Boy B and fired a white ray of goo out of his hand. It hit BB in the back and he was buried in the goo. He struggled to get out of it screaming "No! No tofu anything but tofu!".
Slade then flew into a nearby store and flew out with a big bag of stuff. He took out a game station and threw it at Beast Boy B hitting him in the head. "Ahhh! Video games!" he yelled.
He then flew after Starfire B. He pointed his hand at her and a beam of flowers came out of his palm hitting her and covering her with it. She screamed and desperately tried to get away from the pile of flowers she was in. "The prettiness! It burns!".
Slade flew past Starfire and went after Raven. He took goth cloths, music, and goth makeup and threw it at her at causing her to fall. "Ahh! Too much Goth!", she cried.
Slade flew over to Cyborg B and threw tons of books out of his bag at him. Cyborg also fell to the ground and yelled. "Not smart stuff!"
Lastly Slade flew over to Robin B who was shivering behind a car. Slade simply flew up to him and said, "Boo!".
Robin B screamed like a little girl and passed out. Slade put his hands on his hips in triumph. "Well it looks like my work here is done," he said.
Slade then took off into the air with his red cape blowing in the wind and flew away. The other Titans watched him leave in shock.
"That's it?" said Cyborg.
"That was the stupidest, lamest, most ridiculous fight I've ever seen. Who defeats someone by just throwing stuff at them?!", said Robin.
"Dude! Why couldn't anyone tell me that I could just defeat my other self by throwing tofu and video games at him?!" Beast Boy whined.
Starfire turned to Robin. "This Slade is gay yes?".
This caused everyone to laugh and even Raven couldn't help but laugh a little.
"We better go call a truce with them if we ever want to get home," said Raven pointing to their defeated opposites.
The others agreed and went off the building to talk with their opposites.
Super Slade! Wasn't that funny?! I was laughing the whole time I wrote this. I love the question Starfire asked. (No offense to gay people). I also wasn't trying to copy Superman if some of you thought that. I like Superman and am not making fun of him. The only person I'm making fun of here is Slade. Yikes I hope he doesn't come after me now.