Archdemon vs Predator
Disclaimer: Hey guys were back with another cool ass fight!
Waiver: But before we get to that we need to explain why we had the last fight end like it did. We thought hard on what would happen in a fight between a Yautja and a Sangheili. We sort of compared them like they did in deadliest warrior.
Disclaimer: They both had plasma weapons, but it was a battle of quantity (Sangheili) vs quality (Yautja). In our opinion, quality wins. When it came to their melee weapons, it was roughly the same but reversed. Obviously the Sangheili's energy sword could cut through any metal weapon so they had the advantage.
Waiver: Then you got special stuff like cloaks. Yautja's are obviously far superior. Doesn't deactivate when running or shot and is harder to see. The only advantage a Sangheili cloak has is that it's water resistant which wouldn't play on neutral ground. Then you compare their detecting abilities. Motion trackers vs a dozen spectrums of eyesight? Yeah, that's obvious.
Disclaimer: Finally, we come to physical aspects. Average Yautja is 7'2" and 300 lbs. Average Sangheili is 7'-8' and 300-400 lbs. Sangheili seems to have the advantage but it would be the same as pitting a Sangheili against a Spartan and we all know how that turns out.
Waiver: Now to this fight! This was requested by SithLordNillis and let me tell you, we had fun writing this. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Dragon Age Origins belongs to Bioware, Predator belongs to Fox.
I was right!
They had mocked me in the beginning. They called me insane, foolish, a child chasing legends! They said it was nothing but stories, but oh I knew. I knew. And after years of searching I had finally found it. The dragon's skull will be mine.
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It was time. After 200 years of searching it was finally time. The armies of darkspawn growled in anticipation as they marched on the canyon floor, their torches lighting up the darkness of the canyon. They moved for the surface. This world will fall to the blight. A mighty roar cut through the noise of the army. Hurlocks staggered as mighty wings flapped above them. The hulking creature landed heavily on a bridge connecting the two sides of the cavern. The Archdemon growled lowly from its post overlooking the creatures of blight below it. With another mighty roar it unleashed its flame into the air, the oxygen burning with heat rivaling the sun. As its screech died down, it was replaced with another screech, one just as loud and far more bloodthirsty. The dragon turned its head to the tunnels on its right. The sounds of fighting and tearing flesh met its ears. Did a spider find its way down hear? No dwarf would make such a sound.
Searing pain coursed through the dragon as a ball of blue fire erupted from the dark tunnel striking it in its side. As powerful as the god was it still knew pain. And the danger that caused it. It released a breath of fire down the tunnel, burning everything in the hellfire's path. When the flames died down nothing but the charred remains of darkspawn unfortunate enough to be in the way were left. The Archdemon growled again as it walked to the entrance of the tunnel. It knew the strange creature hadn't died. The pain in its shoulder confirmed it.
It turned again to see the strange creature holding the spear still stuck in its flesh. The dragon lunged forward to close its jaws around his frame but erupted in pain when blue fire struck its eye. The Archdemon slammed its side into the cavern wall attempting to crush the annoyance. The creature jumped onto the dragon's back, the spear snapping between the stone and the hard scales of the monster. He pulled a whip from his side, swinging the deadly instrument before striking again at the dragons face. The dragon's dark blood splashed from the wounds on its face. It turned its head back and breathed its hellfire at the creature on its back. While the creature was resistant to heat, even he was not immune to the dragon's breath. He dashed to the side as the fire brushed against his back. As he hit the ground he growled in pain, his dreadlocks smoking from the intense heat. He put away his whip and extended his glaive just as the Archdemon's murderous gaze fell on him.
The dragon lunged but with a slash to the side of its head for its efforts. He swung his head and slammed it into the creature, sending him flying away and landing heavily on the ground. He rolled to the side just as a blast of fire incinerated the spot he was at a mere moment before. The sound of metal was heard again as he threw a disk at the dragon. It sliced against the monster's scales before returning to the thrower and being launched again. Having enough, the Archdemon roared and raised its wings to take off. The creature threw his disc again but it was too late as the dragon was already in the air. It turned to the bridge hoping its armies would kill the creature that had wounded it. The creature however had different plans. An aimed blast of fire and another precise throw of the disc cut into the mighty dragon's wing causing him to crash loudly on the opposite side of the bridge with the creature running after it.
By this time, a large group of darkspawn came to their master's aid. Gremlock archers readied their bows to strike down the charging creature, Hurlocks drew their swords and an Ogre growled menacingly. The creature didn't flinch, nor did he stop. He merely drew its glaive, cutting down every darkspawn that was foolish enough to stand between him and his prey. The Hurlocks fell swiftly to his blade and the Grimlocks panicked as blue fire destroyed their ranks. The Ogre charged at him like a raging Qunari. The creature, after killing the last Hurlock, jumped off the darkspawn's falling corpse and leapt at the charging giant. The glaive piercing its head quickly killed the beast, leaving nothing between the hunter and his wounded prey.
The hunter charged the wounded dragon, his weapon held high. The dragon flapped its wings which made him chuckle in his mind but his eyes widened. The monster could still fly! He drew his whip again and latched it onto the dragon's foot before it could get too far away from him. It screeched from the pain in its ankle. The dragon twisted and turned, trying to dislodge its attacker. The hunter however did not let go and using the moment of the dragon's writhing, swung himself onto the dragons back once again. He plunged his glaive into the monster's back then doing the same with his wrist blade. He held tight as the demon tried to swing him off its back. He searched for too long, gave up too much to fail now. The Archdemon's skull will be his! It will be his ultimate triumph and his greatest trophy. The demon flew up higher and higher and higher, until finally slamming its back into the ceiling of the cavern. Loud cracks were heard from both stone and bone alike. The hunter lost his grip.
He fell. He watched the world around him as he fell down. Everything seemed to slow down until finally it all came to a stop. The stone beneath him cracked as his body hit the ground. He knew he was finished, even through the haze of pain he felt. His bones were broken and he lay there bleeding and barely breathing. A roar cut through his haze and his eyes focused on the form way above him. The dragon dived down to his small form like a speeding bullet. Slowly and painfully, he reached for his wrist device and entered a certain code. Soon, the familiar beeping of his wrist bomb was heard and he leaned his head back onto the ground and closed his eyes. It didn't matter that he would die. His prey would not escape. The Archdemon roared as it got closer and closer to the creature that had hurt it. It reached out with its claws to crush the creature and was engulfed in an explosion of blue fire that rocked the walls of the cavern.
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Darkspawn dug through the stone of the deep roads. The Archdemon was dead, their plans for the surface delayed. It didn't matter. They waited two centuries to find an Archdemon. They could wait two more.
Disclaimer: Like before we'll explain the outcome in the next chapter. Please post in the reviews on how you think we did and who you want to see fight next!
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