(Where the fuck is he!) Waiting at the spot where me, Reiner and Connie meet up in the morning to walk to school, me and only connie stood waiting for this damn blonde to come. I didn't have my coffee this morning and I was getting impatient as hell, "did you call him?" connie's dumb ass asked. "What the hell do you think! Im about to leave his bulky ass" ( he's barley ever late, imma call him again something might've happened). I unlocked my phone, Reiner's name was already on screen all I needed to do was push call, and hell I didn't hesitate to do it.
The phone rang for a while until...
"uhh...hello..."
"yeah where the fuc- wait why the hell are you out of breath, I hope your running your ass up here or something because its...sev- what connie..no-no shut up...Reiner its like seven-twenty four...what are you doing"
I heard a big exhale of air through the phone.
"I umm had to...take a shower"
"a shower a fuc- he had to take a shower...ok yeah why? he have to go"
"dude ill explain later just leave without me...oh got dammit-"
"what wait...whats wro-"
"bye"
*Click*
I removed the phone from my ear and stuffed the phone in my back pocket starting to speed walk to school, "wait, wheres reiner-" "he decided to take a morning soak so come on before we're late".
Finally making it to school, I bought my canned coffee, slurped it down and walked in to class the second the bell rang. Un-fucking fortunately Mr. Levi was already there sitting at his desk thankfully he didn't pick up the attendance sheet yet so I sat down in my desk quietly. I looked back at Connie who instead of coming to get my coffee with me came to class, he was looking out the window probably trying to see if Reiner was going to show up or something...but whatever he can jerk-off in the shower all he wanted...yeah I knew. No one takes a shower at the last minute, people who usually plan on taking a shower in the morning, like me, wake up earlier plus...he sounded out of breath so in conclusion that fucker was jerking off in the shower this morning ALMOST causing me to be late. Mr. Levi started the roll call, and soon came upon reiner's name, "Reiner B-" and if on cue there was Reiner at the door his hair still damp from the shower, his shirt had water splotches on it and his left shoe was untied. (Oh my gosh...) I had to cover my mouth with my hands to contain my laughter, (he looks a damn mess). "Braun...why are you late?" Mr. Levi asked his arms crossed over his chest eyebrow raised, "my uhh-" (yeah try lying your way out of this macho) "my cat fell into the pool this morning and I had to save him...sir!" (what fucking cat! and what pool!) I was surprised, nobody is going to believe that bull shit. First of all the only animal Reiner has is a Labrador, he is allergic to cats, and the only "pool" he has is a little...very little...kiddy pool for his younger cousins that come on some weekends.
Mr. Levi nodded, "ok Reiner, next time keep it indoors and don't be late again" he said looking back down at the attendance sheet. Reiner said 'yes sir' and sat down in the desk behind me, my mouth was slightly hanging open, (what the FUCK how did he get away with that!?) and as if he read my mind, Eren from the back of the class shouted "what how come he didn't get hit with the ruler! thats not fair!" I started to laugh out loud, this whole morning has been ridiculous. "Because he didn't and I suggest you sit down and mind your business Yeager before I throw this ruler at you...and I defiantly wont miss" Levi hissed, I glanced back at Yeager who pouted and sat down, laughter started pouring out of me his face was so fucking funny. "Shut up horse fucker!" he barked, I didn't want to stop I love making him mad. But my laughter finally stopped when something hard hit the fuck out of me in the back of my head causing me to wince and face forward, something fell to the floor I looked down to find a wooden ruler. I looked up at Mr. Levi who had the worst scowl I think his face could ever manage to make, I broke out in sweat, (shit...he so fucking scary), "now if we are done I would like to get done with the attendance, no one make a sound till after I'm done" Levi said picking the paper back up and continued to call names, my head stinging a little from the impact of the ruler.
After attendance and a brief discussion about the school rules we were able to talk...quietly. I turned around in my seat looking Reiner in the eyes, he looked tired "hey romeo homeo...how was that shower of yours this morning hmm?" I said mockingly, he rolled his eyes "I already know you know so cut the crap" "what ever do you mean?" I chuckled (this is what he gets for making me be almost late). Reiner sighed and put his head down on the desk, "you already know, I dreamt about him and had to take a shower...I- I didn't make a mess or anything in bed...thats why I took a shower...so" I bust out in laughter "ha! poor poor re-homo having wet dreams about the boy you love...so tragic-".
*Knock, knock, knock*
Everyone went silent I turned back around facing the door, "come in!" said loudly for the person knocking to hear. They opened the door and in came Bert with his office aid badge around his neck, I glanced behind me and smirked at Reiner who quickly lifted his head off the desk I turned back around and stared at Bert who had his usual smile on his face, "good morning umm...today you have a new student" Bert said handing him a piece of paper. scanned it for a second then sat it down still having his usual scowl on his face, "ok where is he?" he responded plainly, Bert looked behind him then walking over to the door poking his head out "Marco come on you can look at the paintings later!" (Marco? thats his name...he probably some-) my thoughts were interrupted when bert came back in with a tall, slightly shorter than him guy with brownish-black hair, big dark brown eyes and freckles plastered on his cheeks and a few in between his eyes. My eyes went wide, my breath hitched...(the gates of heaven opened up to me giving me a big ass thumbs up cause I swear im seeing a freckled Jesus), "Mr. Levi...everyone this is my friend Marco Bott" Bert said smiling. "Hi everyone nice to meet you, I hope you all will accept me as your classmate and possibly friend" he tilted his head slightly and smiled innocently, my heart started beating (that was the cutest shit i've ever seen...wait WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING!) I shook my head trying to let that thought escape me. "Nice to meet you Marco...you can have seat over there by Samuel" levi instructed, Marco nodded not letting the smile on his face fade and walked to the empty desk in the middle of class and sat down, I know I was probably being a stalker I watched him the whole time until he sat down then I snapped my attention back to the front of the classroom because...I was being a weird fuck. Bert received a 'thank you' from and started walking out the room, before he walked out though I swear he winked at Reiner...I swear he did.
The whole rest of the class everyone was surrounding Marco like he was a God or something, (he's not all that special), nobody deserves all that attention. I glanced at him a few times...he's still smiling? who smiles that much. I felt a tap on my shoulder I turned around looking at Reiner who was awkwardly smiling at me (the fuck?) "what?" "he's cute no?" Oh I forgot my friend openly said he was gay yesterday, so now he can have these opinions. "what I don't- know...I mean if he is to you...I-" "I watched you stare at the guy the whole time Jean...you don't fool me" (so he saw that...ow) "what! I-I cant just look?" I felt my face warming up a bit. "Now your blushing...hmm who's the ga-" "shut the fuck up i-im not you!" I said that way to harshly then what I intended, Reiner's smirk faded into in irritated and hurt frown, he crossed his arms over his bulky chest and leaned back in his desk chair, "your right, your not Im sorry for messing with you..." "no-no im...dammit..." I hated saying sorry, "i-im...sorry" I whispered. "what was that?" Reiner leaned in close and put his hand around his ear pretending to act like hes trying to hear me better knowing damn well he heard me the first time. "Sorry! Dammit" he smiled.
Lunch time! And today was nacho day. I sat down at my regular table and started munching on my nachos, Reiner came strolling up with his tray in hand and sat down across from me. "Wheres Bert?" he asked, I rolled my eyes "dose it look like I know" I remarked crunching on another nacho, "you don't need to look like something, to know something stupid" I flicked him off, "oh wow Jean I didn't know you felt that way...when and where?" "fuck off- uhh I mean...shut up! I'm trying to enjoy my nachos!" I barked glaring at Reiner (say another fucking gay thing to me and i swear-) "hey guys!" A familiar voice called. Bert and tagging along behind him was Marco making they're way over to the table, Bert came and sat in his regular seat next to reiner, but marco didn't sit down. (Was he scared or something?) "Umm...may I sit next to you?" he asked, still with that cute- I mean stupid fucking smile on his face, "yeah sure, whatever" I shrugged looking across from me Reiner had the stupidest smirk on his face. I glared at him as if to say, 'say some stupid shit to me and I will tell Berthold everything' I nodded my head towards him to justify and he just glared at me back as if to say, 'do it and I will make your life a living hell'. Yeah we can read each others thoughts cause we cool like that.
"Hey Marco nice to meet ya' Im Reiner and across from me is my friend Jean who is very nice and likes to meet new people" (that bitch!) I almost choked on my food, coughing awkwardly I rubbed the back of my neck, trying to play it off cool...even though I didn't need to play it off cause i'm fucking awesome. "Nice to meet you Reiner, Berthold has been telling me about you and Jean...oh nice to meet you too Jean" He said doing that little head-tilt smile thing, and for some reason it makes me blush because thats exactly what I did. "Yeah- uh nice to meet you too" I said not making eye contact (what the hell Jean...stop being retarted you don't even know him and your blushing for no reason...those school girl days are over!) as much as I thought that I still couldn't find my self to stop being nervous around him, it was annoying. "Yeah but did you guys hear about Connie's little party he's throwing Saturday?" Bert asked then looking up at reiner, "I was hoping you would come with me...can you Reiner?" I looked up at Reiner with a raised eyebrow and chuckled to myself...his face was priceless. "Oh...uh- yeah i'll go with you as long as j-jean...Jean your going right" he looked over at me his face red as hell, blushing over load, "yeah...Connie already told me in second period...causing him to go to lunch detention for excessive talking" he nodded still red in the face, "um reiner are you ok? do you have a fever?" Bert asked him setting the back of his hand on his forehead. I watched in enjoyment as Reiner tensed up and jumped up from the table, "I uhh yeah feel a little sick" he said moving around the table towards me, "oh do you want me to go with you?" Bert said standing up also "no-uh no Jean will come with me...ha lets go Jean!" "what! but im not done eat-" obviously it didn't matter to him cause he pulled me out of my seat and we started jolting it to the hall outside the cafeteria.
"What the hell Reiner!" I barked, he was pinching his nose and looking past my head avoiding eye contact. "I couldn't really take it man...after that dream I had...it just seemed so damn real now its awkward" he said glancing at me, I couldn't help but laugh at his pathetic face, "oh my gosh dude bert has you wrapped around his finger, just chill don't think about him like that when your around him...play it cool like me" I said trying to somewhat help him. His face went back to its normal color and he stopped pinching his nose, thats what I liked about Reiner when he put his mind to things he could really do anything he wanted to do, but I was still confused, how the hell is Bert making reiner act like this? I'm beginning to think its a little more than like. "Ok I'm calm...im not going to loose it...thanks man" Reiner said placing his hand on my head ruffling up my hair "yeah, yeah I know where that hand s' been" I said laughing throwing his hand off me, "shut up" he said playfully pushing me.
After school we walked home with Connie who wouldn't shut up about his party. "And then me and Sasha thought it would be crazy to play spin the bottle!" I almost fucking choked on air and so did Reiner we both were coughing like we had a very bad internal disease. "What! why the hell do we have to play that! what if the bottle lands on a guy-" "sexualities don't count in this game and if you don't play you'll be striped naked and be forced to wear a french maid outfit for guys and the girls would have to just strip I think..." my mind was filled of thoughts of every way this could go terribly wrong. "Bu-but connie what if we play but don't wanna kiss the person the bottle landed on?" Reiner asked probably thinking about someone else kissing bert, "same penalty, come on guys I didn't think you two would be the ones to pussy-out so quick even little christa said she was into it" (damn, fuck, damn!) I sighed, "ill play" I admitted, I couldn't let a little sweet girl like Christa make me look bad, I mean...Jean Kristien can do anything! "seriously? well what about you Rei-" "hell yeah im going to do it...im not scared of a kiss!" Reiner said glancing at me, "I cant be so sure about Jean though..haha!" "fuck you!" I scowled at him knowing exactly what he was talking about. "You sure?" (I hate him).