For some reason I couldn't fall asleep it was still pretty early, I felt exhausted the whole time, but now that im actually trying to sleep I cant. I perched up on my elbow and looked out my medium sized window to see the sun setting, it was way to early. I laid back down reaching my arm over to grab my phone off the night stand, unlocking it I saw I had a text from Bert saying: 'Im glad Jean helped you out today...he's a really great friend', I raised a brow, (what?) Why would he just randomly say that? I texted back...

To Bert:

Huh?

...

Five minutes passed...still no reply, (maybe his phone died or something) I thought shrugging it off. I pressed the home button and was about to play a couple games on my phone until my phone started to ring and a picture of Jean and me at an arcade popped up, we were both making stupid faces...well Jean more than me, but still it was a good pic. At the top it said Jean while vibrating and playing that annoying 'Harlem Shake' song that jean set as his ringtone, (what the hell dose he want). I tapped the answer button.

"Hello?"

"hey re-homo what are you doing?"

"umm...just sitting here why?"

"ok yeah...cause your lame as hell come over im bored!"

I pulled the phone off my ear and looked at the time, five thirty

"uhg do I have too-"

"yes! you know your not doing anything...besides its Friday!"

"so..."

"just come on! if you don't ill tell bert you fuck him in your slee-"

"ok shut up im coming"

"thats what sh- I mean he said!"

I hung up and got out of bed, putting my pants back on. I walked downstairs only to be greeted by my yellow lab Armor, yeah thats a weird name for a dog but I just like it plus I was like seven when I got him. I petted his head, grabbed my phone charger and keys off the couch and walked out the door locking it behind me. Outside it was chilly, its the end of November so yeah I expected it to be cold but I didn't bring a jacket for so damn reason. It was refreshing though, the cool air relaxed me enough to stop thinking about anything that really bothered me like my mom. Her and my dad separated when i was 12, five years ago, and shes been working her ass of non stop, on and off dating, paying the bills and such. I had a summer job that helped a lot, I insisted to keep working but she told me just worry about school, so being the "great" son I am I listened and stayed in school. We rarely spend time together and I wonder if shes feeling well or taking care of her self properly...(maybe we can do something this Sunday).

After walking by three houses I made it to Jean's door step, I knocked and soon enough there was Mrs. Kristien with a basket of laundry in her hand smiling at me. "Oh my Reiner...come in I don't want you catching a cold or anything" she said standing aside opening the door more, I walked in smiling back at her. Mrs and Mr Kristien were kind of like second parents to me, they were always there when my parents were arguing and they helped my mom out a lot through her hard times, I loved them as much as family...(kind of making Jean my brother), Mrs. Kristien closed the door behind me shutting the cold out, "Jean is up in his room, I would really like it if you would stay for dinner Reiner...I wanted to catch up with you boys" I couldn't say no. "Sure ill stay, ill text my mom, thank you Mrs. Kristien" she nodded never letting her smile leave her face and walked into the kitchen. I walked up the stairs getting closer to Jean's room I could hear him cussing up a loud storm, I walked in only to find my friend sitting criss-cross on the floor, with his headset on and game controller in his hand looking pissed, "no what the fuck Connie! stop killing me goddammit! its not funny fuck ass!" He barked into the headset.

I scowled at him, went up to him and kicked the shit out of his side. "OWWWWW FUCK! WHAT THE FU- REINER!?" he screamed dropping the controller holding his side in pain falling to the floor. "Shut up! your cussing for no reason have some consideration for your parents dip-wad!" I said irritated, I hated when Jean didn't respect his parents some time. "Bu-but connie wont stop killing me on COD" he said through his teeth obviously still in pain, but he'll get over it, i didn't kick him that hard...I think. "I don't care! at least cuss quietly or something I bet the whole neighborhood can hear you" "shut up connie! and ok reiner...im...sorry ill play later then, yeah bye connie my second mom came in and I got a spanking for cussing too much bye" he said with sarcasm in his voice disconnecting connie and shutting off the game. I went over and sat on his bed pulling out my phone to text my mom that im at Jean's house, out the corner of my eye I saw Jean stand up and stretch then flinch in pain. (I didn't even kick him hard what a baby).

"You didn't have to kick me you know" Jean pouted sitting next to me on the bed looking down. I shoved him playfully with my elbow still holding my phone in my hands just pushing send, "you'll get over it" i chuckled. I heard him gasp then out of no where he snatched my phone out my hands running out the door, I chased after him but didn't get far when he rushed into the bathroom locking it. I turned the knob hard, it didn't move, "Jean give me my phone!" "no! just for that im going to send a dick pic to Bert!" he said. My eyes widened, he did it before to a girl...my ex actually we were still cool after the break up, but not after she received a picture of Jean's dick...she never talked to me again. "No you better not or so help me God I will make it where your dick will not be attached to you anymore" i harshly whispered trying to avoid Jean's mom from coming up here and addressing the problem, "oh are you scared that he'll like mine better than you- what the hell!?" "what!" I gasped,"what dose he mean by Im glad jean helped you out today...what the fuck-" "shhhhhh!" He unlocked the door finally and came out looking down at my phone which I snatched back. He looked up at me, confusion all over his face "I don't know what he means he just sent that" I said locking my phone putting it back in my pocket walking back into Jean's room, "well he sounds pissed" "huh?"(why would he be mad?) "I mean..." he began sitting on his bed "I thinks its because you kinda ditched him at lunch today" (what!) "but i-i didn't ditch him...i well you know" I replied sitting next to him.

"It just seems like the tone of the text was mad...he did look worried when you were sick...quote, quote" "shut up! i'm not mad so ill tell him tomorrow at the party". I scooted forward and laid back on the bed, sighing and closing my eyes...now sleep was coming to me, "umm Reiner could we...um" "hmm?" I hummed. Jean was quiet for a second, "yes jean?" "could you...maybe possibly kiss me...just-just for practice...for tomorrow"(what!) I opened my eyes, but instead of Jean...it was Bert, a blushing, sexy mess leaning over looking down at me wanting to be kissed. "Reiner?" I couldn't help myself I smiled up at him, "your so cute-" I sat up a little and kissed him slipping my tongue in his mouth, rubbing my tongue against his. (This all feels real...too real-) SMACK!

My eyes flew open, a strain of spit trailing off my lips down to my chin. I looked up at Jean who was red all over his face...he looked very pissed, "WHAT THE FUCK REINER WHY DID YOU K- kiss me!" he whispered the last two words. I was confused "I didn't it was a dream it wasn't even about you" I protested sitting up rubbing the side of my face where some pain was being inflicted. "Yeah you where sleep and you mumbled some shit about cute then kissed me dip shit! I was trying to wake you up for dinner...a-and you put your tongue in your mouth...uhh" Jean looked like he had the shakes, "oh my- I am so sorry Jean I-I didn't know what I was doing...I- I saw bert and he begged me to kiss him so I did" "dose it fucking look like Bert is here...huh? do I look like Bert to you-you fucking-uhhhg gosh...just come down for dinner before my mom has a heart attack."

At dinner we all talked, Mr. Kristien was still at work so it was just the three of us. Jean kept glaring at me from time to time, I couldn't blame him...these dreams are getting out of control (how did i think he was Bert? Is my body craving him that much...no...I need to stop being a love-sick crackhead). After dinner I was too tired to go home so i just decided to stay the night at Jean's house. "Man your mom can cook" I said trying to break awkwardness, "yeah i know...Reiner you ok dude? I mean hallucinations is like a mental problem right?" I sighed, "I don't know i think I'm just...horny...bu-but only for Bert." Jean looked at me blankly for second then started to laugh his ass off like I just said one of Kevin Hart's jokes or something, "what is so funny?" "ha...no-nothing man goodnight" jean went over to his closet, pulled out a blanket and a pillow and threw it at me. It hit my face, "yeah thanks...goodnight" I placed the pillow on the floor and laid down wrapping the blanket comfortably around me dosing off to sleep. No dreams came that night.

~Saturday Night~

Jean and I both were looking pretty good for the party, we had on some clean Jean pants and chill t-shirts. I was honestly trying to impress Berthold, but i didn't tell Jean that...pretty sure he guessed that though.

"Come on reiner lets run its fucking cold out here!" Jean complained. Connie lived down the block at the 'corner house' as we call it, we were almost there but jean always has to complain about something, "dude we are like two minutes away chill" "I AM CHILL!" he barked.

Soon we were at his door step but before Jean could knock i stopped him, "wait Jean...what if Bert is really mad at me? what if he hates me?" he looked at me, the look of reassurance made me smile and knock on the door myself. After a moment the door burst open to Sasha with a bag of potato chips in her hand and the evidence of it all around her mouth, "hey guys! come in we're about to start STB!" she nearly shouted stepping aside letting us in. It wasn't too crowded all our friends were there no real strangers, I spotted Bert sitting on the couch next to Armin talking about something that seemed to be funny. I glanced beside me at Jean who shrugged and walked off over to Mikasa probably going to harass her like always.

I inhaled what seemed like all the air that existed then let it out slowly walking over to Berthold, (please don't hate me), "hey...Bert" I said nervously, he smiled...but it wasn't the same innocent little smile he always gave me...this one was different. "Oh...hi Reiner im glad you could make it...where is Jean?" he asked looking around then waving to Armin who got up as I approached, "oh he's over there with Mikasa...so whats up?" (wow really whats up...this is your friend stop being lame) "oh nothing much just sitting here" he said shrugging his shoulders. "Yeah cool..." I was about to sit down until..."EVERYONE LISTEN UP WE ARE STARTING SPIN THE BOTTLE!" Connie shouted hushing everybody. "And if you don't play punishment will be given" Sasha added coming out of the kitchen with an empty beer bottle in one hand and a bag of chips in the other. Everyone was quiet for a minute probably trying to think this over, Jean walked across the living room going to the kitchen first, "come on pussies you'll have to wear a french maid outfit if you don't!" he smirked taking a seat at the kitchen table which was a huge round table...perfect for spin the bottle.

Everyone eventually went to the table and sat down, I sat next to Jean, there was an empty seat next to me; when Bert walked by I pointed at it motioning him to sit next to me, but it was like he ignored me and sat down across the table adjacent to Jean. He sat in between Armin and connie, connie sat next to Sasha, then Ymir, Christa, Thomas, Me, Jean, Mina, Annie,Mikasa, Eren, Armin and lastly Berthold. "Ok we are going to start the annual no sexuality game of STB! anyone who doesn't kiss the person the bottle lands on on their turn has to strip in front of everyone! and put on that french maid outfit and serve people like a maid...and clean my house!" connie explained pointing to the kinky outfit hanging on the pantry door, "okay so lets start ill go first!" Sasha said wiping the crumbs off her mouth with the back of her hand, she spun the bottle...everyone watched quietly as the bottle started off fast then slowly spinning and eventually stopping on...Mikasa! the whole table irrupted with 'ohs'. Sasha's face turned bright red, Mikasa's face still stayed expressionless, she got up first walking over to Sasha who got up and met her halfway. They stared at each other for awhile until Mikasa quickly moved into the kiss sasha yelped in surprise but relaxed and kissed her back. Everyone cheered and whooped.

Sasha passed the bottle to connie he snatched it, "whoever I get i'm making out with so good luck!" he announced making everyone probably sweat, the bottle landed on Ymir who gave Connie a dirty look, "if you attempt to make out with me i will fuck you up" she said not letting her scowl fade. Connie laughed nervously then got up and walked over to Ymir they pecked and he sat back down looking disappointed, "what happen to all the shit you were talking con!" Eren joked smirking at him "shut up Eren! she would've beat my ass!" and he wasn't joking...she really would have. Next was Berthold spinning the bottle, my heart beat sped up a little bit and I caught myself hoping the bottle would land on me. We all watched in excitement to see who it would land on...it slowed down and for a second I really thought the bottle landed on me but...it didn't, "oh Jean and Bert! Don't back down now" Connie said.

My heart almost fell to my stomach, I felt like i was choking but in all actuality I wasn't, just the thought of my best-friend and my crush kissing was...(kind of hot) what! no, (shut up Reiner...just chill its just a kiss). Bert got up from the table with a mischievous, wild look in his eye, Jean looked over at me his facial expression was telling me 'SOS I'm so sorry' but I chuckled out of nervousness. Jean got up and went over to bert... (what the fuc-!) Bert pulled Jean in by his shirt and started to full blown make out with him! Tonge and all. I wanted to disappear, I wanted to go crawl in the corner...I cant believe this is happening, Bert at first was closing his eyes and going at it holding Jean close so he couldn't jerk away like he was attempting to, but then he looked up at me...right at me. It was like his eyes wanted something from me, he looked pissed but needy it left me confused and distort, that was the same kind of look he gave me in some of my dreams but in a very, unreal situation.

Bert stopped kissing Jean (fucking finally) and went back and sat down, everyone got like eye boners because their eyes would not go back to normal size. Everyone...except me was hollering and hooting, Mina was even shouting out "encore", (horny basterds) the whole thing was pissing me off! I could feel my eyebrows practically over my eyes i was so pissed off, but I stayed quiet. Jean came back sitting down quickly I glanced over at him...his face flushed, his mouth barley closed and his eyes glazed over like he was high or something. "Hey what the hell is wrong with you! snap out of it" I shook him a little and his daze faded his mouth was still slightly open and he looked over at me, "dude...bert i-is so fu-sex- I mean he is so mad at you...like pissed" I glared at him (how dose he know that?). "How do you know that?" Me and Jean kind of blocked out everyone else and went into our own conversation, "because when he was kissing me it was forced like...he was trying to prove something...a-and it felt like he wasn't kissing me...uhh i know that sounds weird but...i- i don't know...do you hate me?" he caught me by surprise, "what...no of course I don't hate you Jean its a game...but if-if Bert wants to play that game..." (wait...don't say it), "then fucking so be it!" i yelled. Everyone went quiet and looked at me in confusion I just pinched my nose and laughed, "yeah then so be it Reiner its your turn" Ymir said with a cocky grin, Thomas handed me the bottle and I was eager to show Bert that hes not the only one pissed here...and that I can also kiss someone as angry as him(but I'm just...jealous why is he mad though?).

I placed my fingers on the bottle, I glanced up at Bert who had a very mean look on his face...I just smiled and spun the bottle. Everyone was quiet and watched the bottle like a piece of meat...I was pinching my nose like crazy and bitting my lip, (please land on-) the bottle stopped...Eren. Everyone screamed with excitement, I was relived on the inside, Eren wasn't so bad and he was cute. As i was getting out of my chair Jean jolted up out of his chair and slammed his hands on the table, "I FUCKING OBJECT TO THIS MOTION!" he hollered scowling at Eren who just smirked at him and got out of his chair also. I put my hand on Jean's head and pushed him back down in his seat as if to say 'shut the hell up' he sat there pouting like a six year-old kid. Eren and I came close to each other he gazed at me for a minute and then glanced behind me, probably making faces at Jean who i could imagine having fumes shooting out of his head. I glanced at Bert, he still had that same scowl on his face but his eyes weren't looking directly at us (fine!) I grabbed Eren's waist and pulled him in roughly. "Rein-!" I kissed him.

Eren sighed a little and slipped his tongue in my mouth I did the same, both our tongues searching each others mouths. My hand got a little wondrous and moved down to his ass...I gripped it a little he moaned slipping his hands in my shirt his nails going down my back, a pleasurable pain. (Oh shit...Bert...more- No Stop!) I pulled back slowly, our breaths quick and deep, me and Eren looked up at each other, he looked shocked and I was defiantly shocked...we really just put on a display. Untangling ourselves out of the hot mess we were, I quickly went back to my seat, only to realize that our friends had they're phones out taping us except for Jean and...Bert who wasn't in his seat. "Where did Bert go?" I asked, "oh he said he had to leave I guess his mom came to pick him up" Connie replied putting his phone back into his pocket (huh? I was sure Bert's car was out there). I looked over at Jean he looked dead, "I-I have to go!" Eren shouted standing up, knocking over his chair and running out of the kitchen Armin and Mikasa following after him, everybody else looked over at me. "What?" "Eren totally got a boner from that...damn Reiner do you like him or something, I mean its ok we wont judge" Connie smiled innocently, "no-no I don't...I just wanted to show y'all how its done" I heard a mumbled cry come from Jean obviously he was displeased with it. "Man that was hot!" Sasha said stuffing her fifth bag of chips in her mouth "gosh that almost made me ho-" RING...RING!

In what seemed like panic, Connie rushed out of the chair to the phone hanging on the wall, "everybody! party's over my parents are about to be home go!" he shouted. Everyone jumped from the table and rushed outside those with cars hopped into them saying goodbye and driving off. Those walking...me and Jean started racing up the street, we stopped shortly gasping for air, "why are...we...running" Jean asked dumbfounded "because...I don't know". He shoved me than began walking again, I chuckled and walked beside him. "You know ill never forgive you for kissing Eren like that...what the fuck!" he barked, I giggled "I'm sorry i didn't intend on it getting like that" i scratched the back of my neck, "yeah whatever...Bert really looked pissed when he left" "really? well...he'll get over it" we made it to my house, I walked up to my door looking back at Jean, "what are you doing tomorrow?" I asked, he shrugged "work". I nodded unlocking my door and stepping inside letting the heat hit me, "well goodnight horse face!" I called out (he hates when i call hime that) " yeah ok...goodnight dick lover!" he responded, I laughed out loud shutting my door, locked it and ran upstairs to the shower...(I hope Jean or anyone didn't notice).