Viper x Po

A/N hey guys, thanks to your dedication to this story, I'm rewarding you with two chapters at once! One that I would've done long ago, and one that got a nearly unanimous vote. So here is a chapter that is the biggest challenge I have ever been challenged. A giant panda and a tree viper. So here we go.

Disclaimer: I do not own a single damn thing.

"Well fuck you too!" Viper yelled at Crane who stood there looking more hurt than anything.

"Viper, please don't be mad," he tried to reason.

"Don't be mad!?" Viper hissed. "You picked that tramp," she pointed with her tail to the mountain lion standing in the corner, nervously shuffling her feet. "Over me!"

"Don't talk about her like that! She is a Kung Fu Legend!" Even Crane's voice was gradually beginning to rise.

Viper scoffed. "In case you hadn't noticed, so am I. And she's no more a legend than the gardener."

"You see! That's why I chose her over you! Your tongue is too sharp, Viper!"

"You weren't complaining about my tongue a couple nights ago!" Viper was right in Crane's face, which was now contorted with anger.

"Oh you are not seriously playing that card now!"

"Maybe I should," Mei Ling began.

"NO!" they both roared.

"No. I'm the one who's leaving." Viper turned and slithered off without another word. She was pissed.

She continued to slither toward the training hall, eager to destroy something.

"Hey Viper. How are you?" Monkey waved to her as she passed by.

"Go fuck yourself." she spat at him without so much as a sideways glance. But she didn't need one as Monkey ran off as fast as his simian legs would carry.

This process repeated it's self with Mantis and as she passed Tigress, who gave a friendly greeting, she responded in kind.

"Go fuck yourself." And kept on slithering before hearing an;

"Oh hell no!" Tigress made a move toward the pissed snake before being shot a look so evil, so filled with malice, that even the great Master Tigress backed down. "Viper what's wrong?" Viper hissed at her and continued on her way.

Outside the training hall, she heard the noises of someone training. And judging by the loud, unnecessary noises that were immediately followed by the telltale signs of something being broken, it was Po.

Viper stormed in and saw the training hall in near ruins. Everything that was supposed to be broken, was. And sure enough, there was Po, hunched over and catching his breath, drenched in sweat. Hearing Viper come in, he turned around. "Hey Viper," he said cheerfully.

"Go..." she began. But she stopped. This is Po, the nicest person she'd ever met. She couldn't tell him just to go tell him to fuck himself. Besides he had Tigress for that. Lucky little bitch. Wait. Hold on. Everybody just hold the fuck. Up.

Tigress may have Po, but she had no one. Her mind began to turn her evil little wheels.

"Um, I'm sorry. Go where?"

"Nowhere." Viper smiled warmly at the ignorant panda. "Hey, I was wondering if you could help me with my training later," she asked.

"Sure, just come by my place tomorrow while Tigress is out shopping with Kioko. I'll show you da moves then."

You sure will. Viper thought. "Alright I'll be there."

"Just don't come before noon. That's when I have my nap."

Perfect. "Great I'll be there."

"Cool. I'm gonna go tell Tigress the good news." he began to walk toward the door.

"No!' Po raised an eyebrow. "I mean, I want to surprise her by beating her in our next sparring match." Viper smiled cutely.

"Alright. It'll be our little secret." Po winked at her, having no idea what he was doing or getting himself into. After that, he left the training hall, leaving Viper all alone to revel in her success.

"Hey Tigress! Guess what?" Tigress turned on the Panda and growled at him. Po held up his hands. "Whoa! What is it?"

"Oh, sorry Po," she apologized. "I'm just a little on edge. Viper snapped at me today. You should've seen the look in her eyes. It was terrifying." Tigress gave a small shudder at the memory of Viper's glare.

"Did the big bad Tigress get scared," Po joked. "Ow!" Po yelped as Tigress punched him in the arm. Hard. "Damn Tigress that hurrrr... Hey Kioko!"

"Daddy!" the little tigress screamed as she ran up and gave her father a hug. "How's your mediation lesson with Master Shifu?"

"It was great! Grandpa taught me how to sit still!" she said, full of pride.

"Great job!" Tigress congratulated her. "Now tomorrow you can start punching the iron wood trees by the palace." She said, walking up to her daughter and pinching her cheeks.

Kioko gave a small shrill in anticipation and delight. "I can't wait. Soon I'll be like mommy!"

"Awesome! Then we can have two kick butt kung fu masters!" Po proceeded to do a few kicks and chops to make Kioko laugh. It worked.

"Sounds good to me." Tigress said, smiling at her. She took Kioko from Po's arms and cradled her. "So are we still going shopping for Kioko tomorrow?"

"Uh, Tigress."

"You forgot didn't you?"

"NO! No," he chuckled. "It's just..." he grasped for a believable excuse. "Shifu want's me to train some new masters-in-training." He rubbed the back of his head and smiled like an idiot.

Tigress sighed. "Alright Po. But you have to come to shopping next time."

Po pulled Tigress closed and barley whispered, "Oh I'll come, but it won't be shopping." He had no idea how right he was. He nibbled on her ear.

"Po! Not in front of Kioko!" In spite of herself, Tigress couldn't help smile and chuckle at his playfulness.

"Mommy I'm hungry!" Kioko pouted.

"I swear ever since you turned eight your always hungry." Tigress observed.

"Hey, I'm a growing girl. I need my food." she said, rubbing her stomach.

"Yea, tried that one with her too. It doesn't work." Po said, rubbing his own belly. "Besides, why are you telling her? Everybody knows I'm head chef around here." He poked his thumb at his chest proudly. "Come on, it's about time for dinner anyways."

Dinner passed normally. Well...no it didn't.

Monkey and Mantis ate normally. Everybody else. Not so much.

Crane ate with Monkey and Mantis at the table, his wing locked around Mei Lings paw.

Viper didn't show up at all.

Po and Tigress ate with Kioko in their house.

And Shifu, well for the fist time in gods know how long, he had a date. No one knows how it went, but they do know that he came home with a look that told them everything that happened.

And then they settled down for bed.

The next morning

"Well, me and Kioko are off. We'll see you in a couple of hours."

"Alright. Bye my angels!" Po called to them as the two tigress' walked down the Thousand Steps, hand in hand. "Alright." Po said once they were at the bottom. "Time for my nap."

He walked into their house and plopped down on the bed and drifted off to a deep sleep.

Meanwhile, with Viper

Viper watched from the top of the palace, unseen and unheard, as she looked upon Kioko and Tigress walking down the Thousand Steps. "I suppose I will let Po sleep for about half an hour." Viper said to herself. "But then, well, when the cats are away, the snake will play."she gave a very evil laugh that would have put Shen's to shame.

30 minutes later

Po, who was dreaming about eating dumplings atop a naked Tigress, was awoken to the soft tugging on his member. "Oh Tigress. Back so soon?" he asked groggily.

When he had his eyes completely open, he was greeted to a somewhat unwelcome sight. Vipers face was right in front of his face, half of her body coiled up on his gut, and her tail, jerking off his thick member.

"Viper!" Po yelled pulling away from the snake. She fell to the bed with a dull thud and his member slipped out of her grasp.

"Hey, that's mine!" she said playfully, making move with her tail to his dick again.

'No! No no no no. NO! You can't be here." he said to her. "I mean, you can be here," he gestured to the house. "But you can't be here," he pointed down at his crotch which was now once again covered by his pants. "If Tigress ever found out. Oh man," Po smacked the top of his head.

"Don't worry. Tigress sent me." Viper lied ever so convincingly. "She thought you weren't getting into it recently, so she asked me to help." She flashed an oh so innocent smile that did not belong on such a slutty face.

"I don't know. The last time she wanted to try something new was pretty amazing, but after that... I thought I could satisfy her." Po looked downcast. "Oh well. If this is what she wants, might as well enjoy it." Po looked up and grinned. "I can't wait to get started."

Before he could blink, Viper had Po's pants around his ankles and began jacking him off with her tail again. Po wondered how she took off his pants without arms, but he wasn't complaining. Viper stoked his dick slowly, and Po was enjoying every second of it. Her smooth under scales felt amazing on his now rock hard cock. "Mother of the gods you are big Po," Viper commented.

"Why does everyone keep saying that?" Po asked exasperated. "I mean, Tigress said it," That Viper knew. She picked up the pace a little. "Song said it," Viper raised an eyebrow.

"The Song?"

"Yea, and I'm pretty sure all three of the Wu sisters said so as well." Now Viper stopped completely.

"Okay, Po?"

"Yes," Po said looking up, still in thought.

"Shut. The fuck. Up." Viper continued her stimulation.

"Okay yea sure. But still. Everyone has said that." Viper gave a rough squeeze. Owe owe owe! Viper! I get enough of that from Tigress."

"I said shut up. And I meant it." Viper bent her head down and wrapped her lips (or lack thereof) around his dick." Po clenched the sheets tightly.

"Yea okay," he said as Viper continued her blowjob down his massive member. "Fuck."

Good. Secret weapon initiated. And it's a success. Now for phase two. Viper thought. She also thought that Po's member tasted super delicious. She continued to go down on him until he had his full nine inches in her mouth. Viper mumbled to herself around his dick, sending spine-tingling vibrations through his cock.

"Shit that feels good. Keep, FUCK!" Po ended as Viper began to caress his balls with her tail, tickling them and gently playing with them. Unbeknownst to him, Viper was getting him to cum quicker.

And Po knew it, but he didn't know it was Viper's doing. "Fuck. Viper, I'm cumming!" He yelled.

Viper mumbled something that sounded like 'go ahead,' but he couldn't be sure. But it did succeed in sending more vibrations through him, forcing his climax to shoot through the surface. Viper mumbled in pleasure as Po shot string after string of warm sticky cum down her throat. And she swallowed it all, without a single drop escaping her throat.

Once Po was done Viper pulled off of his dick, making a small pop! In the process. "Well, how was I Po?"

"Holy. Fucking. Shit. Best blowjob I ever got."

"Good. Now, will you please fuck me." Viper pouted very cutely.

"Hold on. A thought just occurred to me."

Come on. You have to have your one thought for the day NOW! "What?" she just asked.

"Aren't you with Crane?"

"No." she said. Her menacing glare was back, and it was aimed directly at Po.

"Alright, calm down." Po held up his hands again. Man it must be that time of the month that Monkey keeps talking about. "Alright. Come on over here." he patted the bed next to him and she promptly slithered her way up.

"I'm sorry Po. It's just that, he chose Mei Ling over me." Viper sniffed.

"No way! The Mei Ling! She's freaking Aweso- er, I'm sorry to hear that." Po corrected as Viper's glare bore into his gaze. "Besides," he said, nuzzling her neck. "Your way better at kung fu." Viper smiled. "And blowjobs from what I hear. Way better."

Viper's smile turned into a grin. "Good. Now can you please fuck me. I need this." she pleaded.

"Of course. But even if Tigress did authorize this, it's still a one time deal. Got it?"

"Got it. Now, split my pussy in two." she ended huskily. Po reached his hand down and rubbed Viper's moistened orifice.

"Damn, your already wet Viper."

"What can I say? Your fucking hot and your cum tasted very-" she cut herself off with a gasp as Po inserted a finger into her tight twat. "Mmmm" Viper hummed in pleasure as Po began to pump his finger in and out of her. Viper closed her eyes in bliss and Po moved his way down so his muzzle was right in front of her now soaking pussy.

Po leaned forward and blew gently on her pussy. This made Viper arch her back and gasp sharply at his stimulation. "Fucking hell Po, stop teasing me. I told you I nee- THERE WE GO!" she finished as Po ran his tongue up her slit. He continued to lick her slit, every so often inserting her tongue. "Po, I'm cumming!"

Po felt her body spasm above him as her juices began to coat his muzzle. Po eagerly drank most of it down, but even still, some of it stayed on his face.

"Damn you taste good Viper," Po complimented.

"Thanks," Viper smiled warmly. Po was so nice.

"Alright, now onto the main course." Po clapped his hands and lay down on the bed. "Now you understand that I can't cum in you. I mean come on, I got Tigress pregnant after only one session."

"Oh yes, your cum is very potent." Viper smiled lustily at the memory. She coiled her main body on his gut and positioned her dripping entrance over his erect dick.

Viper slowly sank down on his dick, not used to his massive girth. "Fuck your huge," Viper said.

"Go slowly," Po told her.

Viper nodded and continued to sink down onto his member. Po looked upon her and noticed a massive bulge running up her stomach. "That's fucking hot," he said.

Viper looked down once his dick was completely enveloped into her pussy. When she saw the bulge running along her stomach, gasped as another orgasm shook through her body. "Damn, that is hot," she said, retreating off his dick. She dropped back down again and gasped in pleasure. "Holy fuck, you are splitting my pussy in two!"

"Yea, you like having your pussy filled?" Po asked lustily.

"Oh fuck yes, I love your massive prick stretching my walls to the max. I love the feel of your dick in my pussy." Viper began to speed up her bouncing and Po grabbed the headboard to keep his climax under control.

"You like it when I bounce on your massive cock don't you?"

"Damn right. Fuck, I'm cumming!" Viper pulled off of him and quickly turned around and clamped her lips around his dick just in time for the first shot of cum. Rope after rope of his hot spunk were shot down her throat and Viper greedily gulped it all down.

"Oh shit, that was amazing Po." Viper panted as she collapsed on his gut.

"I know. So I guess you weren't really eager to beat Tigress in a spar were you?" Po asked, rubbing the top of a snake's head.

"No, I was. I really do want help with training, but in a different way." She stroked his dick with her tail to make sure he understood.

"Oh, I see. Well I'd love to be there for that. But I think it'd be hotter if it was just you two." The stopped as they heard a door to the house open.

"Shit. Bye Po. Till next time." She kissed his cheek and quickly slithered out just as Tigress walked in. Po barely had time to put his pants back on. Po stood up and went to greet Tigress. "Hey beautiful." He gave her a quick kiss. "How was your first time shopping?"

"Terrible." She grumbled. "Kioko wanted everything."

"Well luckily I will be there next time," he said, kissing her again, more passionately this time. "And thank you for everything," he whispered in her ear.

"What do you mean Po?" she asked.

"You know... Viper." He winked at her.

"What about Viper?"

Po looked puzzled for a second, then Viper's scheme finally dawned on him. "That little snake," He grumbled.

"Yes, I'm well aware she's a snake. Now what about her?"

"Nothing," he said, pulling her in close. "Where's Kioko?"

"Actually, she just went looking for her Aunty Viper," Tigress smiled devilishly. "So we have the whole house to ourselves."

Po nibbled her ear. "I can't wait to get started."

A/N Hope you enjoyed. And for the record, I opened at least five different pairing suggestions for the next couple of chapters. Lets see how many you can find. Anyways, I will give you the next one, but the one after that, I want to do a really long one involving Kioko in her teenage years. Like sixteen to eighteen. If you want to suggest an exact age, please review. But the next one's all yours. Also, I am adding a couple more requirements to the requests. You can now chose from, love, lust, rape, involuntary, bondage, hardcore, sensual, and just about anything else.

For example,

Viper x Tigress, Hardcore.

Well, that's all folks. R&R

Lionstar,

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